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RomanceRe: Stop Dating Mentally Broke Girls by CAPSLOCKED: 12:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
yazga:
STOP DATING MENTALLY BROKE GIRLS
I mean:

1. A girl who doesn't have transport fare to see someone who she claims she loves

2. A lady who can't get you a birthday or a Valentine's day gift, but expects you to bring down the world for her.

3. Someone who can't comfortably call you on phone for 5mins. Always flashing and complaining she doesn't have airtime even when you know you just sent her airtime.
I'M SORRY, BUT ALL OF YOU ARE NOT MAKING SENSE WITH THIS BROKE TALK.

SO IF SHE'S GENUINELY IN FOR ME, BY ALL INDICATIONS...

AND SHE'S NOT CAPABLE OF COMING TO SEE ME BECAUSE SHE'S BROKE, I SHOULDN'T HELP HER WITH SOME CASH?

IF SHE CAN'T AFFORD ME PRESENTS, I SHOULDN'T GET HER THINGS IF I CAN AFFORD IT?

A LOT OF YOU NEED TO GROW UP. I KNOW IT'S YOUR OPINION, BUT YOUR OPINION IS ASS.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In Witchcraft? by CAPSLOCKED: 7:49am On Feb 19, 2020
THIS IS A NEW ONE. YOU EVEN WENT ON TO ATTACH THE PICTURE OF THIS FINE WOMAN RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SLEEP PARALYSIS... AS THE WITCH OF YOUR VILLAGE.
I NEED A BREAK. cheesy
RomanceRe: What Men Want From Women...... by CAPSLOCKED: 4:55am On Feb 19, 2020
STUPĮD LIST.
Music/RadioRe: A Thread for Lovers of EDM by CAPSLOCKED:
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RomanceRe: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by CAPSLOCKED: 10:08pm On Feb 18, 2020
Chill2:
We made a deliberate decision not to have kids for now and we doing fine and happy. Family respects our decision. Have kids only when you can.
ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING BAD AND SAD? undecided
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 10:07pm On Feb 18, 2020
biGDhAp:
... dude come off it.. I've seen you on the ashewo thread. I mean if you're really a f. ag ,what are you doing on a thread where sexcapades btw heterosexuals are being shared..
I'M TRYING TO GET PREGNANT.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by CAPSLOCKED:
LarryBee1k:
Quick judgment by feminist. You're the only one.
THE GUY IS EITHER RETĄRDED, OR RETĄRDED. NOTHING ELSE.
CultureRe: . by CAPSLOCKED: 9:05pm On Feb 18, 2020
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE.

RomanceRe: Nairalanders What Would You Do If You Were In My Shoes?? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
"I HAD TO CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT TO POST THIS BECAUSE MY MAIN ACCOUNT IS QUITE POPULAR HERE... "

"WHAT SHOULD I DO? "
"MATURED RESPONSES PLEASE."
CelebritiesRe: Man Bought Over 10,000naira Akara, See The Akara Lady That Got People Talking by CAPSLOCKED: 8:34pm On Feb 18, 2020
CEONAIJATUBE:
Man Bought Over 10,000naira Akara From Seller Because Of Her Huge Curvy Backside.
YOU KNOW WETIN U DE TALK AT ALL?

RomanceRe: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CAPSLOCKED: 6:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:
Indeed, someone like you would most definitely do. For very small money you might take off your trousers before she sits on your laps which would likely further distract everyone.
"VERY SMALL MONEY" cheesy
BUDA OH cheesy
RomanceRe: " Is It right Sitting On Your Boyfriend's Laps While You're In A Bank?" by CAPSLOCKED: 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
budaatum:
I'm yet to figure that part out but it should be much easier after distracting the security guard who should be guarding the bank and the bank manager who should be managing it, I think.
ME WEY GET UP TO 6 LIVERS.
WHEN WE'RE KISSING WE'LL SURELY ATTRACT A MAMMOTH CROWD, INCLUDING ALL TELLERS AND DUMB CUSTOMERS TAKING VIDEOS AND PICTURES, SO YOU CAN EASILY WALK AWAY WITH 30 BAGS OF CASH.

RomanceRe: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by CAPSLOCKED: 6:44am On Feb 18, 2020
ubunja:
I have seen enough. Just as young men are outdrinking their fathers, young women are outfvcking their mothers.

Thing is, I never went through that phase where guys think women are pure angels who don't fart or shiit. From the word Go I knew women are corrupt due to my molestation experiences around grade 4 by neighbourhood older girls. From that time I knew that girls are the freaks, not men. And so I went through life aiming to touch/see that seedy side of female nature. And I have seen things. My own body count is not that too much because for the longest time I avoided sex (issues stemming from the above abuse) but I did OTHER things with women. I have a Miseducation on my phone detailing my early experiences and how they shaped my view of women.

What is important to note is this: Every woman is a ho. Not because she has hoed. But because she has the CAPACITY to ho. Like Sleeping Beauty in the fairy tale, every woman has a freakiness lying dormant in her awaiting Prince Charming (the Bad Boy/Player). If as a man you don't awaken that freak yourself another man will awaken her. Most women ho first then settle down. A few settle down first then ho later. If a woman marries late, her ho phase is behind her (teen years_ what is happening nowadays)
. If a woman marries early (what past generations did) , then he ho phase is infront of her. Meaning she's Yet to ho. After the kids have grown and life has slowed down she'll go after men. Usually men of the same age as the men who are the age she got married. Eg if a woman marries early at 17, (to a much older man) then in her late 30s or 40s, she'll start cheating with guys around 17, 18 as if to correct something in her past. These are patterns of female nature you can see if you study women close enough.
NICE LESSONS, BUT I'LL STUDY VIRUSES INSTEAD.
RomanceRe: Alpha Fvcks, Beta Bucks by CAPSLOCKED: 2:16am On Feb 18, 2020
ubunja:
that's all the women you ever slept with. Most guys have an accurate estimate because most guys have not slept with that many women. Most guys can count in one or both hands the number of women they've slept with. Unlike women. Usually before 20 a girl has equaled the entire body count a man will achieve his whole life.
HOW ARE YOU SO CONFIDENT TO SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT TO? cheesy
RomanceRe: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by CAPSLOCKED: 2:01am On Feb 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
thats because you wrongly assume that marrying someone automatically means having children with that person.
STOP PLAYING YOURSELF. SHOW ME ONE MARRIAGE IN THIS COUNTRY WHERE THE COUPLES DELIBERATELY DON'T HAVE KIDS.

LET'S EVEN PRETEND THAT NIGERIANS DON'T HAVE RELATIVES WHO START SPRINGING UP FROM ALL ANGLES ONCE A PERSON IS MARRIED.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 10:16pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
Why are you mad, I didn't call you names? If you want to continue this discussion, stop the name calling or don't reply to me again.
WHY ARE YOU DAFT?
CALLING ME A GAY PERSON WHEN I HAVE NOT IDENTIFIED MYSELF AS ONE IS NOT A WAY TO GO.
I CAN SEE HOW YOU'VE SHIFTED THE POST AND PAINTED ME BECAUSE YOU'VE LOST FOCUS OF WHAT YOU'RE EVEN SAYING.
WHEN YOU HAVE A REASONABLE POINT AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY YOU CAN TAG ME.
RomanceRe: How Much Would You Have In Your Account Before Thinking Of Marriage? by CAPSLOCKED: 8:31pm On Feb 17, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
zero dinero... if you can take care of yourself AND date a babe with no money in your bank, then you can marry her with that same exact amount.
CHILDREN WON'T EAT CONDOMS.
FamilyRe: See Beyond Gender. by CAPSLOCKED: 7:22pm On Feb 17, 2020
THE THREAD STARTER IS EXACTLY BIASED TRYING TO TALK ABOUT GENDER BIAS. YOU CAN SEE THE ROOT CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM.
FoodRe: Inside Thailand Slaughterhouse Where Pigs Are Clubbed To Death. by CAPSLOCKED: 4:09pm On Feb 17, 2020
hahn:
If a major epidemic does not come from one of the numerous dirt infestedodo-eran in Nigeria I don't think we should be bothered about this setting
THIS MAN.
SEE HOW YOUR FRIENDS ARE SYMPATHISING WITH PIGS WHEN IN NIGERIA WE CLUB AND BURN HUMANS FOR FUN.
InvestmentRe: He Stopped Paying Me As Agreed by CAPSLOCKED: 4:00pm On Feb 17, 2020
WE AGREED 30K WEEKLY, YET YOU PLAYED ME AND CART AWAY WITH OVER 90K LAST WEEK.
AS IT STANDS NOW YOU WON'T BE GETTING A DIME FROM ME HENCEFORTH.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by CAPSLOCKED: 3:54pm On Feb 17, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
Have you checked the link the OP shared? So all the experiences there are fake? All the loads of threads people open here seeking help concerning same issues are all fake? Ok o, believe what you want.
THAT A BILLION PEOPLE SAY IT DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.
I DON'T NEED TO CHECK ANY LINKS TO NOT BELIEVE IN SUPERSTITIONS.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 3:53pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
Heterosexuals don't molest the children they adopt. I don't know anything about the house help in Nigeria I'm posting from an American perspective about the US.
How old were you when you realized you were part of the alphabet people?
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU REALIZED YOU WERE PART OF THE STUPĮD PEOPLE?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 3:52pm On Feb 17, 2020
Hdanny:
If I may get you right, are you supporting GAYISM to be enforced with legal rights in the country or you are just saying all these to justify your own act?
I THINK I'M ONLY TRYING TO JUSTIFY MY OWN ACTS.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 2:20pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
It's wrong on all accounts but my point is, don't act like you alphabet people are doing something great by adopting these children when you are adopting them to satisfy your own perversions not to take care of the babies and keep them safe. angry
WHAT MAKES YOU CONCLUDE LIKE THAT?
OR IS IT BECAUSE HETEROSEXUAL WOMEN BRING IN UNDERAGE NANNIES FOR HER HUSBAND AND BROTHERS TO BE ENJOYING?

CHILDLESS HETEROSEXUALS ALSO ADOPT KIDS SO THAT THEY CAN BE MOLESTED BY EITHER THE MAN OR WOMAN, AM I CORRECT?
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED: 2:02pm On Feb 17, 2020
khiaa:
Have you heard what happens to those kids that your alphabet people adopt, they molest them? angry
I'M SORRY, 99.9% OF HOUSE HELP MOLESTERS AND RAPISTS IN NIGERIA ARE HETEROSEXUAL CHRISTIANS (AND MUSLIMS). THE REMAINING.0.1% DON'T EXIST.


PLEASE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by CAPSLOCKED: 1:57pm On Feb 17, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
What we are talking about here is not only characterized by wetdreams. Of course I am also aware that we have natural wetdreams which is a normal experience from puberty. There are so many issues/experiences that victims of succubi pass through. I attend a deliverance church , so i have seen people who had so many issues. Besides, I think if you go on Google and search the topic, you will see people with such issues, and those who were delivered from it.
AND THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.

A LOT OF SPIRITUAL PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED NOT WHEN YOU GO TO SPIRITUAL CHURCHES WHERE SPIRITUAL IDEAS ARE ENFORCED.

A LOT OF THESE PROBLEMS GO AWAY WHEN YOU BECOME UN-SPIRITUAL. THE ATHEIST HAS NO BUSINESS WITH VILLAGE PEOPLE AND DEMONS.
RomanceRe: Being Gay Shouldn't Be A Crime In Nigeria by CAPSLOCKED:
khiaa:
Intercourse between a man and a woman is a beautiful and natural necessity to multiply the Earth. What does intercourse between two men bring to the Earth table?
WE ADOPT AND TAKE CARE OF THE UNFORTUNATE CHILDREN HETEROSEXUALS HAD BY MISTAKE AND ABANDONED SOMEWHERE TO ROT.

Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Plausible Signs That God Created The Universe by CAPSLOCKED: 1:19pm On Feb 17, 2020
hakeem4:
what are the plausible signs that A god created the universe
I'M BOB THE ENGINEER. I'VE FIXED IT.
RomanceRe: Man Credited Lady's Account With 200k Just To Go On A Date With Her. by CAPSLOCKED: 11:27am On Feb 17, 2020
I RECOMMEND 6 TIMES PER HOUR EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU COME TO YOUR RIGHT SENSES.

CrimeRe: If You Ever Sang Wyclef Diallo Diallo, Then You’ve To Know This. by CAPSLOCKED: 11:18am On Feb 17, 2020
Karleb:
Lemme use this medium to salute Nigerian Police Force for their wonderful works.
NPF = POINT & KILL SHOOT....

LIKE GTA. grin

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