₦airaland Forum

AshiraWealthy:
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa. Very funny though. I'm sure if we both stand together, they will chose me ten times over you cos I age backwards so I chose to take full advantage of my ageless nature to maximize my single hood before gettling saddled with marriage and the responsibilities that come with it. I'm not a desperado like you. 18yrs old and you're already sleeping and waking on romance section.
Tuufia!

AshiraWealthy:
LMAO...You guys will not kill me with laughter. Kikikikikikichchch... Leave me alone abeg.
What is confusing there? I meant the era we read this books and rode on bikes like that woman was peaceful.
Please I created this for myself and understand perfectly well what im saying. so leave it that way, besides I'm not done with it. More stories to come.

Michellekabod2:
you are not a man,you are a pant.

AshiraWealthy:
Yeah.... Life before now was very peaceful, simple, and void of terrorism and moral decadence unlike what we have these days that is nothing but a mirage.

MrBrownJay1:
Why don't you instead look for a great babe to date?!

Threedoorsdown:
she once told me that she had sworn never to assist any BF financially except her husband

She hardly supports me whenever i'm down financially except lending money to me a few times and i pay back at the appointed time . One time we had issues and she threatened to call soldiers on me if i do not refund the money she lent me, i had to pay up before time.
Apart from the fact that she seems proud and ungrateful for the things i do( she once told me i gave her a meagre 20K monthly , money that cannot buy material while her then ex gave her over 50k bla bla bla.

Kennedyiheme02:
your type is just one of these miserable men looking to please women then get slammed by women with paternity fraud, i see it all the time here. the hoe doesnt know me or what i look like, you're not confident of your pathetic life you have to use Capital letters.. lol, you're a simp man or a gay man... i posted a story about an experience and an epidemic but your gay ass doesn't see a problem, you rather attack my finances which you dont know Jack about lol .. why does everyone on nairaland attack people's finances when they actually don't know anything... gay fucker, i know you get your ass blown away but that doesn't make you a woman bruh...disgusting hhhhh

NwaAmaikpe:
Do you know that God in his infinite wisdom created man's hands to be long enough to touch the groin JUST for the aim of masturbation..

SO WE HAVE SUCH DEVELOPED LIMBS NOT TO BUILD POWERFUL MACHINES AND HOMES, BUT SOLELY TO TOUCH GROINS. THEREFORE, ASIDES TOUCHING OUR GENITALS WE USE OUR HANDS INAPPROPRIATELY WHENEVER WE DO OTHER THINGS LIKE TYPING, BUILDING, COOKING?

Martinez39s:
So you don't know who an evening newspapers is? Well, if you don't, I won't tell you.

BUT SENSIBLE MIDNIGHT NEWSPAPER BETTER PASS EARLY MORNING BREAKING NEWS WEY NO GET SENSE. YOU NO THINK AM?

GUY BASED ON ATROCITIES E GET SOME UNDER 20'S WEY DON COMIT PASS THEIR GRANDMAMA SEF. ALL THESE NEWSPAPER TALK NO FOLLOW JARE.

Martinez39s:
It's funny how women what equality when it comes to fidelity and body count. You hear women say "he wants to marry a virgin, is he also a virgin?" and "if it is wrong for a woman to cheat, it is also wrong for a man to cheat." Women bring up equality in these aspects yet they fail to bring up equality when it comes to paying the bills.
Kennedyiheme02, ubunja, michellekabod2, CAPSLOCKED, JONNYSPUTE, Omar09, emmaodet, healthserve,

FORGET PAYING BILLS.
FEMALE SOLDIERS WANT EQUAL PAY WITH THE MEN WHO LIVE ALL THROUGH THE YEAR IN WAR ZONES EXCHANGING BULLETS AND DAMAGING BODY PARTS, WHILE THEY (WOMEN) STAY IN THE BARRACKS GOSSIPING AND SERVING TEA.

THESE THINGS ARE FUNNY I DON'T LIKE TO GET INVOLVED.

1Sharon:
The chinese god of creation. The one true god

BarrSly:
Ladies definition of a hardworking man, is a wealthy man..

So just have money and act like you’re doing something serious and putting your brain to good use and this is where your money is coming from.. I swear you’ll be called hardworking lol

Martinez39s:
The news said a female police officer. Is it really female police officer? But women are angels, compassionate, nurturing, and more caring than men. It was really a male police officer.

MANY MALE DETAINEES/PRISONERS CAN TESTIFY THAT THESE WOMEN NEVER STOPPED MANHANDLING THEIR GENITALS DURING THEIR JAIL TIME. THEN I WONDER, WHAT IS THE CONNECTION BETWEEN POLICEWOMEN AND PEOPLE'S GENITALS?

Bukky244:
Christians have been dying for their faith beginning with the death of Jesus. Our prayer is that when it gets to our turn to lay down our lives for Him, may we find grace to stand strong.

I can imagine Ned Nwoko struggling to impress Regina Daniels on bed, when we know that 100% of Nigerian ladies don't have sex for pleasure, but for rewards they'll get for having sex with you.

Why kill yourself?

Most women think of what they'll get from you during sex, how then do you intend satisfying someone whose mind isn't there?

Men fvck for pleasure, that's why they reach orgasm.
Women fvck for reward, reason many haven't experienced orgasm.

DONSTAN THE KIND TRASH YOU DE VOMIT ON A STEADY.. YOUR STOMACH MUST BE ONE BIG REFUSE DUMP.

The female police officer, who allegedly tortured Chima at E-crack Squad cell in Mile One Police Station, Port Harcourt and allegedly castrated him, was arrested on Friday. Identified simply as Rose, she was alleged to have manhandled the private parts of the deceased during the time he was going through grueling torture in police detention.

donstan18:
But how do Igbo ladies do this thing?

I'm Yoruba, but the way men from my tribe trash our women just spend a lot to worship Igbo ladies is something else.

Mo daamu loju ..... Bawo ni wọn ṣe ṣe eyi?

What is the secret?

LOOK AT THIS FOOL

donstan18:
I know the troll will be a lady. Probably, a shameless non-virgin.

99.749% of Nigerian non-virgin ladies want their relationship to end out of jealousy, while 99.497% of men from Davido's tribe also want it to end because they feel intimidated seeing Davido worship and adore Igbo lady.

ONLY YOU KNOW THE ACCURATE STATISTICS OF NON-VIRGINS (FEMALES ONLY) IN NIGERIA. ONLY YOU KNOW THE EXACT PERCENTAGE OF EVENING NEWSPAPERS.
GUY YOUR LIFE MUST BE VERY MISERABLE SHA

Viciheaka:
all lies bro as far as you were not there in the beginning of creation I can't believe you
Know you that God's dating system and carbon dating (human dating )are not the same
It is only a fool that says there's no God and y if you may ask because understanding of God has been taken away from Him continue you work of arrogance and blasphemy one day will be your day of reckoning CAPLOCKS wat a weird name

WTF!!

henriettttta:
I'm tired of seeing valentine post upandan

Hakeem12:
I've never found anything special about this valentine. Scrolling my WhatsApp last week, my status updates have been filled with Val here and there, na just to view and ignore. I'm spending my money on myself, will probably get myself something nice

tyup:
[s]as a full blooded igbo guy I would advice our igbo women/wives to always appreciate their husbands like Yoruba women does, no Matter how little it would go a long way. that's why our Yoruba sisters always have a peaceful home.....my igbo sisters only have two things in mind 1. ask for money every time and 2. grow hair on their legs like water yam

we really need to learn from our Yoruba counterpart[/s]

1Sharon:
Haha..so Christians are now saying Adam and eve are allegories cos you know it doesn't make sense.

So you believe humans lived up to 900yrs old, but think adam and eve is fictional?

IF ADAM AND EVE ARE ALLEGORIES, THAT MEANS THERE'S A CHANCE THAT ABRAHAM, MOSES, DOWN TO JESUS ARE ALSO ALLEGORIES.
CHERRY-PICKERS SHOOTING THEMSELVES LEFT AND RIGHT. HOW CAN THE "ABSOLUTELY TRUE" WORD OF GOD CONTAIN FICTIONAL STORIES AND STILL BE CONSIDERED AS TRUTH?
YOU CAN NOW SEE THAT RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING FROM SOMETHING DEADLY THAT DOESN'T HAVE A CURE.

Omar09:
A long time I took to CAPSLOCKED style. Occasionally I reply them. Most times I reply CAPSLOCKED instead as I am going to do now. Lol