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RomanceRe: I'm Falling In Love With A Prostitute.. by CAPSLOCKED: 12:06am On Mar 23, 2019
Mrbolt555:
I've been fvucking her for a while now. And trust me she not like any other typical olosho u see. She's smart and very pretty. I really like her. It's not all about sex all the time. We talk alot while on the bed naked. She's really cool and special. She tell me about the predicament that got her into the conditions she's in and I can't lie Its really touching! She older than me thought but I don't give af bout that! I'm naturally not an emotional person so it's hard for me to show affection towards someone especially women. Oh well let's see how it goes! cheesy
WHAT YOU FEEL IS PITY, NOT LOVE. PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER AND SNAP BACK TO REALITY CUS YOUR THUG GIRLFRIEND IS ONLY MANIPULATING YOU EMOTIONALLY TO HER ADVANTAGE.

I BET SHE TREATS MANY OTHER CUSTOMERS THIS SAME WAY JUST TO GET THE THINGS SHE WANTS. SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, SHE LOVES YOU ALL.
RomanceRe: Did You Meet Your Current Girlfriend As A Virgin? by CAPSLOCKED: 6:06pm On Mar 22, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Yes/No. Why is it even that virgins are so hard to come by these days. There is no greater feeling than deflowering a girl
THEN YOU LEAVE THE NEXT DAY, DO THE SAME TO THE NEXT GIRL, AND THE NEXT GIRL AFTER HER.... .. THEN TURN BACK AND SAY VIRGINS ARE RARE, WHEN IT IS YOU AND YOUR FELLOW CLASS OF FOOLISH MEN THAT ARE THE LEADING CAUSE OF THEIR EXTINCTION. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Want To Lose A Friend, Do This (screenshots Attached) by CAPSLOCKED: 2:09pm On Mar 22, 2019
kiss
CrimeRe: MOUAU student fights girlfriend in front of schoolmates over N20K by CAPSLOCKED: 8:35am On Mar 22, 2019
SHAMELESS TOUT PARADING AS "BOYFRIEND".
GOD FORBID. undecided
RomanceRe: Undergraduate Fights Girlfriend Over N20K In Front Of Schoolmates In Abia. Photo by CAPSLOCKED: 8:34am On Mar 22, 2019
SHAMELESS TOUT PARADING AS "BOYFRIEND".
GOD FORBID. undecided
CrimeRe: How Rapist Doctor Drugged Me, Touched My Thighs And Breast - Nigerian Lady by CAPSLOCKED: 8:25am On Mar 22, 2019
MARTINEZ39 THIS IS ANOTHER FALSE NEWS AIMED TOWARDS DISCREDITING OUR ABLE PROFESSIONALS. THESE LYING PATIENTS NEED TO BE ARRESTED AND CONVICTED FOR THESE UNACCEPTABLE SLANDERS. undecided
PropertiesRe: Gas Explosion In Surulere Burns Down Building, Cars (Photos, Videos) by CAPSLOCKED: 11:21pm On Mar 21, 2019
NaijaMutant:
May God help the victims
MEDICINE AFTER DEATH.

WHAT HELP WILL COME FROM THE SAME DUDE THAT DID NOTHING TO PREVENT THE TRAGEDY?

IMAGINE HE ALREADY SAW THIS 6000 YEARS AGO ON THE VERY DAY HE MADE ADAM AND THE GARDEN EDEN OR EVEN BEFORE.
BUT ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN AS PART OF HIS VERY WISE DIVINE PLAN. LOL.
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CrimeRe: Tijjani Faruk: Doctor Sedates, Rapes, Blocks Married Patient’s Womb In Sokoto by CAPSLOCKED: 10:59pm On Mar 21, 2019
MARTINEZ39 COME AND SEE SOMETHING.....
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do You Think You Are A Sane Christian? all christians are occultic and insan by CAPSLOCKED:
HardMirror:
none. Just like the wind and animals so am i
I'M THE SAME RELIGION AS THIS CORN.

RomanceRe: This Will Upset Some People And Accusations Will Fly But, by CAPSLOCKED: 2:30pm On Mar 21, 2019
Jcole1985:
Feminism and misogyny are both the same,both parties wanting their mates to hate the opposite sex becuase they are homosexuals.The straight ones are just follow-follow,A true African Woman or Man is not a feminist or misogynist,Same with the Arabs and the Asians.It is only in Europe and America that this thing exist.From experience,copying from Europeans never works out well for others.
YOU'RE IGNORANTLY MISTAKING MISANDRIST FOR FEMINIST, AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING TO LEARN THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A MAN HATER AND A FREEDOM FIGHTER.
Christianity EtcRe: Question About Samson by CAPSLOCKED: 9:40am On Mar 20, 2019
asalimpo:
Samson had woman issues. The hair growing back must have been supernatural,rather than gradual. But even in his death one cant help but wonder at the immensity of his strenght. That building housed about 30 000 ppl! The pillars must have been massive,for a man to pull it down was something. Inhuman strenght bro.
SAMSON MUST HAVE BEEN A KRYPTONIAN FELLAS!
Christianity EtcRe: Question About Samson by CAPSLOCKED: 9:27am On Mar 20, 2019
asalimpo:
i dont think we can objectively elect the winner but contenders for the spot could be:

1) Jeroboam-
Was promised the Kingdom by God with all the gravy and source God usually piles on His blessing and the usual Caveats. Well, Jero blew it. God isreal str8 into idolatry. He is always mentioned as the one who led isreal into idolatry afterwards.

2) Esau- sold his birthright for food! Now that's dumb.

3) Eli's sons:
- just wrecked their lives over sx nd money. Brought wreckage on isreal. Judgemnt on their family line.
4) Saul:
saul's sh*tuation was tragic. He kept making series of blunders right up till the day he died. His pride was three much.
His trying to kill david was ultra dumb even after david showed him that he,saul, could have been killed by cutting a piece of saul's robe,Saul kept trying. Saul was fighting God. David had already been chosen by God- did he think he'd win?

5) Adam:
standing besides the wife while she got tempted and then participating,willfully in d act of sin? The bible says He wasnt tempted. He knew what he was doing. When he was bf God- he blamed God for everything because God gave him a wife.

6) Nabal:
Almost got himself killed for running his mouth.
His wife saved him.
ALL THESE MEN ARE WISER THAN SAMSON. THREE TIMES HE LEAKED SECRETS TO HIS WIFE, THREE TIMES HE WAS ATTACKED.. STILL DIDN'T LEARN A THING, AND GAVE OUT THE TRUTH.

MUST BE VERY DUMB I TELL YOU. BUT AT LEAST, SMARTER THAN HIS ABDUCTORS WHO AFTER SHAVING HIS HAIR, WATCHED IT GROW BACK WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING TO STOP HIM FROM REGAINING HIS STRENGTH AND PULLING DOWN THE BUILDING ON THEM.

IF THEY'RE NOT ALL DUMB THEN WE CAN AGREE THAT THIS STORY WAS BADLY MADE UP FOR KIDS UNDER 4 YEARS OLD WHO CANNOT THINK FOR THEMSELVES YET. DIDN'T HAPPEN IN REALITY.
Christianity EtcRe: The Jesusmirror Is The Only True Mirror, Every Other Mirror Na Counterfeit! by CAPSLOCKED: 9:08am On Mar 20, 2019
Martinez39:
Hearing a voice is not a confirmation. I too once had an audible voice acting like the Holy Spirit. What I only needed to throw the whole nonsense called christianity into the trash was simple reasoning. We humans love to assume a lot. How do you know that the voice you are hearing is the god of the bible? How can you sure without assuming that? Has that so called voice ever healed cancer, restored an amputee in your presence or resurrected the dead? What has been the usefulness of such voice?

Though I only heard an audible voice once in my life but it didn't bind me to the nonsense called christianity or serve as some confirmation of the faith. That's because I knew, thanks to my selflessness, that god couldn't exist and this harsh world of mine couldn't have been created by a benevolent god. So given the promises of the bible and the occurrence of terminal cancers, rape, fatal accident and murder that christians do suffer from, how can any voice tell me that it is the god of the bible? Given that Jesus never existed and Josephus' work was a forgery, how could any voice claim it is the god of the bible and is legitimate? Look around you, do you see any sign of divine intervention and divine help solving people's problems? Do you see any prayers being answered? So how can any voice claim to be the god of the bible and be legitimate?

Ignore any auditory hallucination. If the voice seems to be interrupting and uncontrollable, go see a psychiatrist. Any voice that cannot cure cancer or restore an amputee in your presence should not be given an ounce of attention or taken seriously. You need to wake up from this nonsense. You way too much time on this nonsense called christianity. Doing that is just a way of wasting your life as you are fighting for and spreading something that doesn't exist. This life is the only life you are going to live and there is no second chance so spend it wisely doing something productive rather than wasting it preaching, spreading and fighting for a falsehood. Such wastage of time, life and energy in reading scriptures, preaching, trying many many long epistles on nairaland, etc. is pathetic and preventable and that's one of the problems I have with religion. Even the hypothetical annoying moderates don't take the religion seriously.

You need to start thinking. Anything that can't be tested or shuns testing is not entitled to being believed.
RomanceRe: "Love Is All I Need "" - Nigerian Gay Shares Bedroom Photos With His Partner by CAPSLOCKED: 8:45am On Mar 20, 2019
Ohraykon:
gay
WHAT CAN I DO YOU?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lagos Chinese Restaurant Responds To Accusations Of Racism by CAPSLOCKED: 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2019
gypsey:
what kind Rubbish Explainations was that? Chinese restuarant is Open to Everyone, but Not open to Everyone" huh

Anyway, who da hell wants to eat dried Snakes, Fried cokroaches and Roasted monkeys, in a Chinese restauarant?


I would rather starve to death than eat in a Chinese restaurant.
cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: God's Omnipotence Contradicts The Requirement For Free Will In God's Plan. by CAPSLOCKED: 2:36pm On Mar 19, 2019
XxSabrinaxX:
That means he was not 100% omniscient at the time of creation, although he may be now.
cheesy HAHAHA
RomanceRe: "Love Is All I Need "" - Nigerian Gay Shares Bedroom Photos With His Partner by CAPSLOCKED: 2:29pm On Mar 19, 2019
Rosay15:
Bastard
HE NEEDS LOVE, AND MAYBE HE'S FINDING IT WITH HIS PARTNER.

YET, MANY STRAIGHT PEOPLE CAN'T EVEN BOAST OF A SINGLE MOMENT OF PEACE AND HAPPINESS IN THEIR LIVES.

WE REALLY SHOULD LET PEOPLE LIVE.
RomanceRe: by CAPSLOCKED: 7:58am On Mar 19, 2019
AlphaPaul:
My friend in Lagos texted me yesterday saying he saw my girlfriend on an escort site, I didn’t understand until he shared with me a link and to my greatest surprise it had her picture on it and the site seemed like where people meet runs girl for sex. She didn’t put her real location on it, she had it changed to Lagos while she’s actually in Benin, my friend suspects it was her ploy to not letting people around know what was going on..I have arranged with someone who she doesn’t know to book her for a night the day after tomorrow, so that I’ll show up while they’re in hotel, my fear is that I might end up doing something really terrible to her
MOST SCAMMERS USE OTHER PEOPLE'S PICTURES AND DETAILS FOR THEIR BUSINESS. RELAX, UNTIL THERE'S A CLEAR CONFIRMATION ON THIS MATTER.

BUT JUST IN CASE SHE'S THE ONE AND YOU DO SOMETHING REALLY STUPID, LIKE KILLING HER OR SOMEONE ELSE... BE REST ASSURED YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.
RomanceRe: Help I Don't Have A GF At 31 by CAPSLOCKED: 7:39am On Mar 19, 2019
martius101:
Good morning NLs,I am 31years old,and I don't have someone in my life.i am an undergraduate,400L I don't look my age,I look a lot more younger than my age.
I have tried all my best to get a girl wether good or bad......
DON'T GET A GIRL. GET SOME LOTION.

FashionRe: Nigerians React To Ladies Wearing Waist Beads by CAPSLOCKED: 10:36pm On Mar 18, 2019
MissRaine69:
I have no shame They are part of my culture
Z E R O. cheesy
RomanceRe: Lady Dances As Her Childhood Lover Proposes To Her At A Mall In Lekki. by CAPSLOCKED: 10:35pm On Mar 18, 2019
THIS MONTH... THE MONTH OF PUBLIC PROPOSALS (AND REJECTIONS AND EMBARRASSMENTS).
CelebritiesRe: World's Most Expensive Perfume Launched In Dubai, Valued At N471m by CAPSLOCKED: 10:59am On Mar 18, 2019
elgramz:
Vanity upon vanity
THE PHONE WITH WHICH YOU TYPED THIS IS ALSO VANITY.
POOR MAN. cheesy
RomanceRe: by CAPSLOCKED: 9:59am On Mar 18, 2019
HAHA.. NO IT'S NOT.

POSTINOR, POSTINOR 1, POSTINOR 2, POSTINOR 10 ALL CONTAIN LEVONORGESTREL, AN ORAL CONTRACEPTIVE. IT'S USELESS AFTER FERTILISATION OCCURS.
RomanceRe: Man Propose To Her Girlfriend In Shoprite Onitsha, Get Rejected by CAPSLOCKED: 9:54am On Mar 18, 2019
SERVES CLOWNS LIKE THIS MAN RIGHT.
IF YOU PROPOSE PRIVATELY IN YOUR HOUSE WILL YOU DIE?

MODERN AGE MEN ARE BECOMING MORE FOOLISH WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN IF YOU ASK ME.
RomanceRe: Screenshot: The Worst Dilemma Of My Life... by CAPSLOCKED: 2:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
Officialgarri:
Reading her chat gives me headache.
THE GIRL IS A CULTIST.
PropertiesRe: Looming disaster!-This building is located at Ojo Giwa, opposite Jankara Police by CAPSLOCKED: 2:09pm On Mar 17, 2019
I'M SURE THE RESIDENTS HAVE PUT EVERYTHING IN THE HANDS OF GOD.

I'LL BE HERE TO TYPE "RIP" AND BLAME THE PRESIDENT WITH OTHER FORUM MEMBERS WHEN THE WORST HAPPENS.
Christianity EtcRe: King Solomon(the Wisest-fool). by CAPSLOCKED: 2:05pm On Mar 17, 2019
Martinez39:
King Solomon can't possibly be a wise man. Show me one act of Solomon that's extraordinarily wise? Sir Isaac Newton did more for humanity than King Solomon.
HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS WERE STACKING UP MONEY (WHICH HE DIDN'T PUT INTO ANY BIBLICAL RECORDED USE) AND SHAGGING HUNDREDS OF WOMEN.

NOT ONE THING BENEFICIAL TO HUMANITY DID THIS MAN INTRODUCE, YET, TO A SET OF PEOPLE WHO PREFER TO BE REFERRED TO AS CHRISTIANS, HE'S A VERY WISE MAN WHO MUST BE EMULATED.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MORE WORTHY OF RIDICULE THAN A BIBLE BELIEVER.

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