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FUNNY THING IS THAT, BEFORE THIS SUPPOSED "MAIN BOYFRIEND" SAW THIS TWEET AND REPLIED, OUR GIRL ALREADY ASKED THE JOLLOF DADDY TO QUOTE THIS TWEET AND INFORM THEIR FOLLOWERS THAT "THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS". I'M NOT SURE HE WAS ONLINE ON TIME TO DO THAT BEFORE MAIN GUY SPOTTED THE TWEET. YOU COULD BE "JUST FRIENDS" WITH JOLLOF GUY BUT FROM ALL INDICATION FREDERICK OMONIYI WAS INFORMED BY HIS GIRL THAT SHE WAS GOING TO VISIT HER SICK MOTHER, OR GOING TO PRAY IN THE CHAPEL. IF SHE HAD MENTIONED SHE WAS GOING OUT WITH "JUST A FRIEND" I'M NOT SURE MR. FRED WOULD HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UNAWARE LIKE THAT. THOUGH I DON'T COMPLETELY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, I ALREADY FEEL BAD FOR FRED. JOLLOF GUY SUGGESTS HE'S INVOLVED WITH THE GIRL, AND FRED'S PRESENT WITH A SIMILAR CLAIM. I WOULD ASK FRED TO TAKE HIS WIN AND MOVE ON.. BUT I'M SURE HE WON'T. HE'LL STAY BACK AND WATCH THIS WIN TURN TO A MASSIVE LOSS, AND THE "CHEATING" WOULD GO ON AND ON. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF IN THIS MAN'S SHOES YOUR BIGGEST UNDOING WOULD BE TO DIALOGUE OR BEG. JUST MOVE ON BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE LORD HAS DONE FOR YOU.
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REMEMBER THAT IN ALL YOU DO, YOU MUST NEVER REPLY THE "F". NOT ONLY IS IT A PROFITLESS WASTE OF TIME, BUT IT LEADS TO DERAILMENT. CHEERS. |
MAYBE 25%. THE REMAINING 75% GOES TO ALCOHOL AND BET9JA.
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UDUJ:NOW PEOPLE WILL CRITICIZE THIS MAN BECAUSE HIS FOLLOWERS ARE SMALL AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN LIKED. BUT THE REALITY IS THAT ALL FAITH HEALINGS AND TELEVISED MIRACLES ARE FAKE AND STAGED. THIS IS THE REASON MEN OF GOD CURE ALL MANNER OF DISEASES AND RAISE DEAD PEOPLE "IN THIER CHURCHES", BUT WILL NEVER ATTEMPT TO GO TO A MORGUE OR HOSPITAL, UNLESS THEY'RE GOING THERE TO PAY BILLS FOR PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOBS. YOU MAY SEE MIRACLES CURING BARRENNESS, HEADACHES, FIBROID AND TYPHOID. BUT YOU'LL NEVER SEE AN AMPUTEE REGAIN LOST LIMBS, AND NEITHER WILL YOU EVER SEE A DECAPITATED MAN BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE APPARENTLY, THERE ARE MANY THINGS GOD AND PRAYERS CANNOT DO. AND ALL REAL LIFE SITUATIONS BELONG TO THAT CATEGORY. |
Uyi168:YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT KIND OF QUESTION. HE'S READY TO CLAIM THE SNAKES WERE SENT FROM HIS VILLAGE BECAUSE SOMEHOW, FOLKS LIKE THIS CAN'T DO WITHOUT SUPERSTITIOUS NONSENSES. |
dukeprince50:ONE FOOL IS SAYING THAT YOU PASSED AWAY YESTERDAY. HOPEFULLY IT'S FAKE NEWS AND YOU COME ONLINE AND THRASH THOSE GUYS. I CAN'T EULOGIZE YOU NOW MATE. |
thelinguist:HERE. https://www.nairaland.com/6048178/reality-every-guy-need-know |
FROGMAN101:THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH INVESTING IN A RELATIONSHIP. IF YOU'RE HAVING A "RELATIONSHIP" WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING YOU SHOULD MAKE UP YOUR MIND TO INVEST HEAVILY IN IT. WITHOUT EMOTIONAL/FINANCIAL INVESTMENT NO RELATIONSHIP WILL SURVIVE. HOWEVER, IT IS IMPORTANT FOR ONE TO "INVEST" WISELY IN ORDER TO AVOID "HAD I KNOWN". |
MJBOLT:PRIORITIES. ONE SET WANTS TO GET A DEGREE, GET A JOB, MAKE MONEY AND TAKE CARE OF THE FAMILY. THE OTHER SET WANTS TO OPPRESS ONE ANOTHER, COMPETE FOR THE MOST STUPID THINGS, AND LOOK FOR A MEMBER OF THE FIRST SET TO LEECH ON AND DEPEND ON FOREVER. |
kingxsamz: PRAYING AND BELIEVING IN GOD IS LIKE PLAYING BET9JA. E FIT COME, E FIT CUT. WHEN YOU LOSE YOU HIDE YOUR TICKET AND PREPARE TO TRY AGAIN. WHEN YOU WIN YOU LET THE WHOLE STREET KNOW YOU'RE THE WICKEDEST PUNTER. IT'S THE SAME WHEN PEOPLE DIE AND TRAGEDY HAPPENS. WE JUST TYPE RIP AND COMFORT OURSELVES SAYING GOD'S WILL IS THE BEST. WHEN PEOPLE SURVIVE TRAGEDY OR RECORD WINS IN LIFE, THEY REMEMBER THEY'RE THE MOST PRAYERFUL AND MOST FAVOURED BY GOD. PRAYING IS JUST LIKE GAMBLING. E FIT COME, E FIT COME. 50-50 CHANCE EVERYTHING. |
donbachi:ALL OF THEM, INCLUDING JESUS CHRIST. CAN'T DO SHĮT. |
IamD18:I THINK OONI SHOULD ONLY BE LOYAL TO ODUDUWA AND OBATALA, AND SHOULD HAVE NO BUSINESS WITH A FOREIGNER'S GOD. |
NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS HERE, THE ONLY TWO REASONS PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN SKYDADDY ARE: 1. INDOCTRINATION. 2. FEAR OF UNCERTAINTY. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED SINCE THE DAY THEY WERE BORN, TO THE EXTENT THAT TO DATE, THEY'RE SOMEHOW CONVINCED THERE'S AN EXISTING RELATIONSHIP (AND COMMUNICATION) WITH GOD IN THEIR MINDS. PEOPLE WORSHIP GOD AND PRAY BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID OF TRAGEDY AND FAILURES. THEY'RE AFRAID OF DYING, AND ALSO WHAT HAPPENS TO US AFTER WE DIE. IF YOU DO NOT INDOCTRINATE A CHILD, AND HE GROWS UP NOT FEARING SUPERSTITIOUS ELEMENTS, DEATH, AND UNCERTAINTY, THEN HE'D HAVE NO NEED TO BELIEVE IN OR WORSHIP ANY GOD. |
TheSourcerer:HOW DOES SHE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN MEN WHEN SHE NEVER RACED AGAINST MEN? LIKE KARLEB SAYS, THIS COMPARISON IS UNCALLED FOR. THESE WOMEN MAY HAVE ACHIEVED GREAT THINGS. BUT THESE ACHIEVEMENTS ARE WAY MORE INFERIOR THAN THE LEAST OF THINGS ACCOMPLISHED BY MEN. YOU WANT TO SOUND "EQUAL" BUT IT NEVER WORKS BECAUSE SEXISM IS EVIDENT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO AND SAY. |
HAPPENING JUST NOW. ![]() SO I'M WITH MY FELLOW GODLESS FRIEND AT HIS LAB THIS MORNING SIPPING CAN BEER AND TALKING RANDOM STUFF, AND THIS FINE GIRL WALKS IN AND ASKS TO SEE THE PERSON IN CHARGE INSTEAD OF TALKING TO OTHER EMPLOYEES. HE BRINGS HER TO HIS OFFICE AND I EXIT TO RELOAD MORE BEER BECAUSE IT'S MY ONE TRUE LOVE. CAME BACK WHEN SHE WAS EXITING AND AS PER MY GUY HE HAD TO LET ME KNOW THE LATEST GAME. FINE GIRL CAME TO FORGE A TEST RESULT SHOWING THAT SHE'S PREGNANT SO SHE COULD BAG CASH FROM HER BOYFRIEND WHO IN HIS MIND, MAY BE THINKING HE HAS FOUND THE "RIGHT ONE". HER PLAN WITH THE RESULT IS TO CLAIM THAT THE BABY IS REACHING ADVANCED STAGES AND THERE ARE A LIST OF OTHER PROBLEMS DETECTED THAT COULD COST HER LIFE IF SHE DOESN'T ABORT THE CHILD AND TREAT SEVERAL INFECTIONS (THAT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST). THE GUY MUST BE A REAL MAGA. AND MY MAN IS LETTING ME KNOW THAT SHE PLANS TO BILL HIM TO THE FULLEST SO HE MUST GIVE HER A "THREATENING" RESULT THAT WILL MAKE THE MAGA COUGH OUT EVERY LAST PENNY HE HAS EVER EARNED IN HIS LIFE. ![]() HE SAYS HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR A LONG TIME, AND THAT WOMEN COME FOR SUCH FAKE RESULTS MORE THAN THEY COME FOR THE REAL THING BECAUSE MEN ALWAYS PAY UP FOR ABORTIONS AND ALL THAT STUFF WITHOUT INVESTIGATING OR VERIFYING SUCH CLAIMS. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU THINK ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU, GUYS. YOU'RE NOT THEIR LOVER, YOU'RE JUST A CASH COW. BELIEVE ME. |
ATHEISTS DON'T BELIEVE THAT THERE'S NO GOD.
THEY SIMPLY "REJECT" ALL BELIEFS AND CLAIMS FOR GOD(S). THANK YOU. |
felixzo1:IF YOU DON'T KNOW, MARRIED MEN ARE MORE SEX STARVED THAN SINGLE MEN. WORSE IS IF THE MAN'S INCAPABLE OF PROVIDING HER NEEDS OR DANCING TO HER MUSIC... NOTHING FOR HIM. |
YOUR GIRL'S BISEXUAL AND SHE'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER LESBIAN PARTNER. YOU PLAY THE ROLE OF A MAN IN HER LIFE BUT SHE'S GREEDY, AND WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL SHE ENCOUNTERS A WOMAN'S EMBRACE. YOU GIVE HER MONEY SHE SPENDS IT ON HER NUMBER ONE. YOU EITHER MANAGE THE SITUATION AND CONTINUE TO BE A SPARE TIRE, OR RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! |
martius101:MPA GI ELERIBU. THAT'S WHY YOU PREFER DEADLY CRIMINALS AND FRAUDSTERS TO PROSTITUTES WHO DO NOTHING BUT HAVE SEX, JUST LIKE YOU. |
ALWAYS BETTER THAN BEING A FRAUDSTER OR CRIMINAL. |
TheSourcerer:A MAN WORKING DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE A TOPIC (OR POST) STRICTLY HATING CHRISTIANS. IT SPELLS FRUSTRATION AND GOD-HATE WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE ATHEIST (OR A SKEPTIC) AND COUNTER THEISTIC BELIEFS, INDOCTRINATION, MANIPULATION TECHNIQUES AND IDEOLOGIES. ONLY FOOLISH PEOPLE WHO HATE GOD AND CHRISTIANS JOIN THE BANDWAGON OF ATHEISM. |
sheobserves:MAMA, THE FAULT IS WITH THE MEN WHO ASK WOMEN TO CONTRIBUTE, OR SPEND SMALL TOKENS ON THE CHILDREN OR HOUSE MAINTENANCE IN OGA'S ABSENCE. NO SENSIBLE MAN SHOULD "ASK" HIS WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND TO CONTRIBUTE OR DO THINGS THAT WILL BENEFIT THE HOUSEHOLD/RELATIONSHIP WITH HER MONEY. A WISE MAN SHOULD KNOW WHAT HE WANTS, AND KICK A GIRL OUT IF SHE DOESN'T MEET HIS EXPECTATIONS. MEN DON'T HAVE TO DEMAND THESE THINGS. A REASONABLE PARTNER SHOULD KNOW HIS OR HER ROLE AND PLAY IN THIER POSITIONS FOR FULL 90 MINUTES. |
Martinez39s:HE WON'T LISTEN. MR. Anoymus. MARRYING A STINGY AND SELFISH WIFE IS ANOTHER FORM OF HELL. SHE HOARDS HER CASH WHILE SQUANDERING YOURS AND IF YOUR BUSINESS GETS SHAKY AND FINANCES DEPLETE, SHE MAY DUMP YOUR ASS INSTEAD OF HELP YOU BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS CONSIDERED SPENDING ON YOUR BEHALF AS A TABOO. HOW DO YOU EVEN GET TO ASK HER SUCH A QUESTION, WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY SUPPOSED TO KNOW? MEN LIKE THIS PUT THEMSELVES IN DANGEROUS SITUATIONS. FROM THE COURTSHIP OR RELATIONSHIP STAGE YOU SHOULD KNOW THE KIND OF WOMAN YOU'RE DEALING WITH. IF YOU HAVE TO BE DOING ALL THE SPENDING DURING THAT STAGE BECAUSE SHE'S BROKE AND JOBLESS, THERE'S NO WAY SHE SHOULDN'T DO ONE OF TWO SMALL THINGS FOR YOU WITH THE LEAST OF HER MONEY. IF YOU TOLERATE HER LACK OF CONTRIBUTION TODAY YOU HAVE TO TOLERATE IT FOREVER BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU BUILT THE FOUNDATION. WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE, YOU SHOULD NEVER TOLERATE STINGY PEOPLE. IMAGINE YOU'RE OUT OF TOWN FOR URGENT BUSINESS AND SHE'S PHONING EVERYDAY FOR SMALL THINGS LIKE DIAPERS AND BABY MILK WHEN SHE HAS OVER 300K IN THE BANK. OR SHE GETS SOCKS AND BOOKS FOR THE KIDS AND EXPECTS YOU TO REFUND THE 2K, WHEN YOU ALREADY GIFTED HER 50K LAST WEEK. MEN SETTLE FOR THESE THINGS AND WE CAN'T TELL PEOPLE HOW TO RUN THEIR OWN FAMILIES, BUT YOU HAVE TO RUN YOURS AND MAKE PRINCIPLES THAT WILL BE SUITABLE FOR YOU FIRST BEFORE ANYONE ELSE. I DON TELL YOU MY OWN. |
TheSourcerer:YOUR FATHERS ALSO EXPERIENCED EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL, DISLOYALTY, NEW WAVE FEMINISM, GENDER BIAS, AND PATERNITY FRAUD? YOU ALREADY CALLED IT WHAT YOU CALLED IT. ENDEAVOR TO NOT MENTION ME THE NEXT TIME YOU WRONGLY AND IGNORANTLY JUMP INTO CONCLUSIONS. |
Henrywalker:THAT THE WRITER IS DUMB TO THINK THAT SNAKES CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIVING THINGS AND OBJECTS. |
Treborblue:I'VE BEEN GETTING THIS FOR YEARS NOW AND JUST LIKE YOU, I'M YET TO EXPERIENCE ANYTHING. |
TODAY I WATCHED A CATHOLIC TV SHOW WHERE VIEWERS SENT QUESTIONS AND A PRIEST ATTENDED TO EACH OF THEM. NOT SURE IT WAS LIVE BECAUSE HE WAS STRAIGHT TO THE POINT AND ALWAYS LOOKED DOWN AT SOMETHING (PROBABLY A PIECE WITH ALL THE ANSWERS WRITTEN BEFOREHAND), AND THERE WERE CUTS TOO. ANYWAY, I WAS ABSENTMINDED UNTIL HE STARTED TO TALK ABOUT ADAM AND JOB. THIS CATHOLIC REVEREND SAID THAT THOSE STORIES COULD BE FACTUAL INFORMATION OR MYTH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS THEY'RE IN THE BIBLE "JUST TO ILLUSTRATE CERTAIN POINTS". HE ALSO ADDED THAT MOST PARTS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT CONTAINS SYMBOLIC INFORMATION AND NOT NECESSARILY REAL FACTS. LOL. THESE GUYS MUST BE KIDDING THEMSELVES. LIKE I'VE ALWAYS POINTED OUT SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL, RELIGIOUS LEADERS AND RECTORS DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN YOUR RELIGION AND THESE SILLY STORIES ABOUT RIB WOMAN AND TALKING ANIMALS. THEY'RE JUST THERE FOR THE CASH AND THEY MUST CONTINUE TO SELL THIER LIES AS IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO RETAIN THE FLOCK. ALL THANKS TO THE NEW TESTAMENTS, THEY CAN ASK CURIOUS AND DOUBTING BELIEVERS TO IGNORE THE OLD TESTAMENT AND FOCUS ON JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED AND HAS GIVEN THEM "GRACE" TO PROSPER AND ACHIEVE MANY THINGS AS LONG AS THEY KEEP PRAYING, COMING TO CHURCH, AND GIVING UP THEIR CASH. |
CalliDora1:SINCE "URGENT 2K" BECAME A SCARCE COMMODITY. |
NewDelhi:ALL THESE PASTORS ARE TRUE MEN OF GOD ASSUMING THE "GOD" IN QUESTION IS MONEY, BECAUSE THEY'RE ONLY RUNNING THEIR VARIOUS BUSINESSES LOOKING FOR PROFIT UNDER THE GUISE OF BEING MESSENGERS OF AN ISRAELI GOD. TRUTH BE TOLD, ALL PASTORS AND PRIESTS IN NIGERIA ARE JUST LIKE ME. WE'VE NEVER COMMUNICATED WITH OR FELT GOD BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE SINCERE ENOUGH TO PROCLAIM MY DISBELIEF. WHILE THE SMALLER AND POOR PASTORS STILL BELIEVE IN THIER HALLUCINATIONS, THE WEALTHY AND PROMINENT PASTORS ALREADY KNOW THAT IT'S ALL JOKES, AND ARE ONLY THERE FOR THE FINANCIAL AND POLITICAL GAINS. |
I JUST WONDER WHAT WE'RE DOING ON FP WITH THIS UNNECESSARY AND MISOGYNISTIC THREAD. |
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