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Politics › Re: ? by captainbangz: 3:13pm On Jul 27, 2022
Landowner101:
Funny walahi grin grin
def election(result):
If result + election == nnpp_win:
return me_to_Canada
elif result + election == pdp_win:
return me_to_Switzerland:
elif result + election == lp_win:
return me_back_to_Nigeria
else:
return There_was_a_country

Print(election(unknown ))

#pending result
This plane wey you program, shey I fit get one chance? even if na to stand through out the journey.abeg!
Politics › Re: Heavy Shootings At Ministers Hill & Dantata Bridge In Abuja by captainbangz: 4:09am On Jul 27, 2022
RobsonsTARz:
Lies!!!

Nigeria is safe and peacefull that's what our minister of misinformation Mr Lie Mohammed told us some days ago
Lai Mohammed deserves to be stoned
Programming › Re: How Can I Understand The 'this' Keyword In Javascript by captainbangz: 7:44am On Jul 19, 2022
Think4Myself:
I swr JS syntax is just too broad, I've been coding is for more than 8 months and I still don't fully understand switch statements, id rather use long if-else grin .
Even OOP sef I don't like class, I'd rather use function object constructor. In fact I hardly use ES6 in general untill I found out that you actually need it for React angry undecided
My problem is "Promise"...Does it work same way try and catch does?
Programming › Re: My URL Shortening React Application by captainbangz: 9:10am On Jul 17, 2022
Samuell2019:
Good day devs.

Combining work with learning React JS has been hectic but others have done it
so I should be able to.

I picked up a frontendmentor project and tried to replicate it as close as possible.

The web app shortens links and provide you with an option to copy the links.

It also stores recently converted links and there's a validation for wrong inputs.

Kindly check it out @ sh0rtly.netlify .app

Github: https://github.com/samaregbesola/shortly

I used React JS and vanilla css on this one.

I'm currently working on a US real estate search web app with apis from RapidAPI.

Do have a lovely day ahead.

cc: karleb qtguru Tensazangetsu20
It's very fine, but why you no tag GREATIGBOMAN ?lol
Politics › Re: OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, Gusau, Abdullahi Are Supporting Peter Obi - Sowore by captainbangz: 12:28pm On Jul 15, 2022
ImmaculateJOE:
I expect GEJ and Gowon to be come OBIdient soon..
Gen. TY DANJUMA too
Politics › Re: OBJ, IBB, Abdulsalami, Gusau, Abdullahi Are Supporting Peter Obi - Sowore by captainbangz: 12:25pm On Jul 15, 2022
LudaChriz:
Thank you Sowore for that priceless publicity cheesy cheesy


Tinubu urchins must be in severe pain by now tongue tongue
I wish General TY Danjuma follows suit.
Education › Re: FG Approves N400 Billion For Tradermoni Amid ASUU Strike by captainbangz: 12:13pm On Jul 15, 2022
Zico777:
"RETARDS" U MEANT TO TYPE
yes, thank you.
Education › Re: FG Approves N400 Billion For Tradermoni Amid ASUU Strike by captainbangz:
Bunch of old retards*spats*
Romance › Re: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by captainbangz: 2:44pm On Jul 10, 2022
Haakeem:
okay saphead.
Your signature got me thinking...
Education › Re: ASUU To Call Of Strike This Month Says Apc by captainbangz: 10:13am On Jul 05, 2022
all of them they ment!
Education › Re: What is the Salient Difference Between Intelligency And Brilliancy? by captainbangz: 10:08am On Jul 05, 2022
Brilliance Na bookwise, while intelligence Na streetwise.
Programming › Re: What Would Be The Output Of This JS Code (pics) by captainbangz: 7:36am On Jul 05, 2022
sixpathsofpain:
and please bro, what's the use of the first if and return statement? because I don't see any need for them
if the first 'if' condition isn't there, ftl(1) will return 0. whereas, even the factorial of zero is 1. That if condition alone doesn't even make that solution correct, because ftl(0) will return zero instead of 1.
Crime › Re: Funny Conversation Between Me And A Facebook Scammer (Photos) by captainbangz: 10:43pm On Jul 03, 2022
Hndrrxxx:
Live in the bank, don’t do fraud (nah)
lil baby right?
Programming › Re: Pro JS Devs, Please Is This Variable Chaining by captainbangz: 2:33pm On Jul 03, 2022
Vawulence everywhere...lol
Politics › Re: Lady In An Abusive Marriage Shares Before & After Photos by captainbangz: 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2022
Na that range rover deceive her...lmao
Programming › Re: Javascript by captainbangz: 9:18pm On Jun 27, 2022
try w3schools.com
Romance › Re: Why Are Handsome Men Always Lonely? by captainbangz: 10:06pm On Jun 19, 2022
techgen:
Handsome guys with talent are usually lonely, because most ladies feels inferior...not the ones without,... they're the ones that attracts pants.
That's just me, 6ft11", but don't associate.
Programming › Re: Rate This Website I Built For A Client by captainbangz: 9:23am On Jun 19, 2022
Omo! busted!
Education › Re: Physicists, Please Help Me On This Assignment by captainbangz:
adebayo18015:
Any one willing to help me please on the assignment.
I can help with the first question and not the second, because I don't have sound knowledge in optics. Hope you understand the writing I did everything sitting uncomfortably and my phone's camera is blurry.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by captainbangz: 12:31pm On Jun 14, 2022
sarmuel97:
Has anyone under Non graduate category seen there physical verification venue?
I didn't.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Physical Verification Starts Officially On Tuesday 14th June To Saturday by captainbangz: 11:59am On Jun 14, 2022
what I saw on Facebook

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Physical Verification Starts Officially On Tuesday 14th June To Saturday by captainbangz: 9:51am On Jun 14, 2022
joespiceman:
Any reason to why mine is not showing anything?
No venue
why category did you apply under?
Programming › Re: Rate My Portfolio Website On A Scale Of 1-10 by captainbangz: 9:00pm On Jun 12, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
Looks impressive and I'm hardly impressed
lmao this man. I am surprised that you're impressed.lol. Op, I will like to be like you.
Food › Re: What's The Best Way To Make Tea At Home? by captainbangz: 8:49pm On Jun 12, 2022
The way I mix, it's safe to say 'i had MILK for breakfast'.
Food › Re: How To Avoid Having Heartburn After Eating Beans by captainbangz: 8:44pm On Jun 12, 2022
I do experience this too, will try the ops method out. I have always thought about draining the water and adding again.
Romance › Re: First Picture With My Iphone 11 by captainbangz: 6:55pm On Jun 12, 2022
Uzomacharles:
If you wan beg for money then go ahead....


See hungry 23 packs wey full ur belle like say na strokes of cane
abeg na boss🤲
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower News: Npower Batch C2 Will Be Deployed In The Coming Weeks - Minister by captainbangz: 5:32am On Jun 11, 2022
ezenwaez:
Tablet is for non graduate category
Regardless of program?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Finally I Got That Job. by captainbangz: 5:27am On Jun 11, 2022
congratulations to you
Politics › Re: The Luckiest Time For Atiku by captainbangz: 8:46pm On Jun 08, 2022
Although I support equity and justice. But to be honest, 2023's Presidential elections is beyond who has more money...AA has a high chance of emerging President Elect.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by captainbangz: 4:23am On Jun 08, 2022
Alfryd:
pls sir, are they going to resend the Fail stipend?

caus I didn't receive alert when I checked I saw FAILED, Timeout waiting for Response from Destination

what should I do
I don't know.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by captainbangz: 10:34am On Jun 07, 2022
Horlamidei:
Any idea for Ncreative
1. Type of training.[/quote]No idea.
2. Duration of training programme.
Three months.
3. Amount paid and it's duration.
same amount as others.
4. Gadgets given if any?
No gadget, just tools. The reason why those beneficiaries under N-Tech(software) get laptops is because, it is what will be used during their training (It is like their tool). thank you.

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