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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by captainbangz: 3:38pm On Mar 02, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Na people like una de make me BLAST pesin left leg wit my old KALA 4 FREE...




WAITING DE WORRY U!


70yrs OLD MAN!


U NO 1 GET SENSE..



Infact I don LOAD enough BULLET 4 my KALA..



ABEG send me ur LOCATION..


I ONE COME SETTLE SOMETHING...


WTF MAN!
Blast him two legs

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Technology Market / Re: Lenovo Yoga SOLD by captainbangz: 10:58am On Mar 01, 2022
Please you guys should include the price in the title, so we know wether to hop in or not. smiley
Food / Re: What Happened To Viju Milk Company by captainbangz: 8:54am On Mar 01, 2022
my favourite back then, then it was 120naira only.
Romance / Re: What Will You Reply This Fine Girl? [Picture] by captainbangz: 1:43am On Mar 01, 2022
Aloof:


Lol.. When you measured , what's your length?
length of 7", girth of 5.98".

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Romance / Re: (for Ladies) How To Know A Man Based On The Kinda Car He Drives. by captainbangz: 9:26pm On Feb 28, 2022
Deborah98
lemme show you something...
Education / Re: End ASUU Strikes Trending On Twitter Now. by captainbangz: 6:08pm On Feb 28, 2022
I pray these guys listen and resolve this issue o
Romance / Re: What Will You Reply This Fine Girl? [Picture] by captainbangz: 3:39pm On Feb 28, 2022
Haakeem:
if you wana know how huge or big ur dick is, stand in the front of a large mirror with ur dick erected.

You would see it clearly.
lol. Yes, that worked.
Romance / Re: What Will You Reply This Fine Girl? [Picture] by captainbangz: 3:30pm On Feb 28, 2022
Aloof:

Abeg which size of dick in inches do you think these girls calls Big?

I have around 7.7 inches and 8 on my hardest day, but when a girl tells me that I'm big.. I just feel like she's trying to make me feel good.

Truth is, if I hold my dick.. The thing look small.. As my hand covers a large part of It...
me too,maybe because I am tall and have a hand that looks small to me, but people label it big. But if I measure the D using ruler, fear dey catch me.lol
Education / Re: Which Course Has More Job Opportunities After Graduation in Nigeria? by captainbangz: 8:17pm On Feb 27, 2022
Titaniumental:

Wow........ you're really well grounded with the place.
smiles
I know Mr Sabo for sure,very popular amidst the students,the fear of Mr Sabo is the beginning of wisdom grin grin.
Some students don't know their principal, but know the man.

I Know Army 2 as well....... sorry to hear about your loss
thanks, nice meeting you.
Education / Re: ASUU Demands ₦1 Trillion From FG To Suspend Ongoing Strike by captainbangz: 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2022
If federal government wire these guys 200billion, this strike will be called off.

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Education / Re: Which Course Has More Job Opportunities After Graduation in Nigeria? by captainbangz: 6:54pm On Feb 27, 2022
Titaniumental:

Nope!!!!!

Buh i do go there once a while to help the students with mathematics

And you are?
That's my barracks na, dad was a member of the 4battalion army. They were the first in that barracks after it was built before they were transferred to Abuja, after which 3battalion came, after which they where switched with the current battalion (93). I schooled in Government Day(You must have heard of Mr. Sabo?), until 2013 when I wrote my ssce, and left completely after mum(she taught in Army II primary school) passed away.
Education / Re: Which Course Has More Job Opportunities After Graduation in Nigeria? by captainbangz: 2:24pm On Feb 27, 2022
Titaniumental:
Yh,Ada Barracks in Takum 2021
oh!, left then. Government Day?
Education / Re: Which Course Has More Job Opportunities After Graduation in Nigeria? by captainbangz: 9:48am On Feb 27, 2022
Titaniumental:

I agree with this......plus there are also some medical doctor graduate that are only book smart but not practical savvy...... during my NYSC,i served in the be military barracks in Taraba state then,two medical doctors (corp members as well)were posted to their MRS(medical reception station) out of those two,only one can be called a doctor.

The one that we can actually called a doctor was so good that you will think he has bn in the profession for long, though he said he has been practicing for time(but just decided to do his NYSC very late),and according to him,he his more like an hustling doctor jumping from one private hospital to the other.......but i must say he is very Good, surgical operation is like drinking water for him then.


But you see the other is was fresh medical graduate from the University,she can't even take care of a common...... makes me wonder is this how all medical graduate are?
Ada barracks, what year?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs Abuja On A 2-Week Private Visit To Paris (Photos) by captainbangz: 2:45pm On Feb 26, 2022
omoyenia:
Help me tell am make he branch Ukraine


Foreign used Lenovo G570
Processor: Intel core i3
Ram:4GB
Hard drive: 250GB
Webcam: Yes
DVD ROM: Yes
Original charger: Yes
Location: Ikeja, Lagos
Price: 60k only
0;8;0;3;7;7;5;3;4;5;4
how many hours does it last after full charge on heavy usage, and it looks like it has keyboard light, does it?
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim: Stop Using Dirty Hands And Dirty Saliva On A Woman’s Privates by captainbangz: 12:19pm On Feb 26, 2022
drimzsmoke:

Everything he said is not true,the vagina cleans itself!!!
lmao
Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim: Stop Using Dirty Hands And Dirty Saliva On A Woman’s Privates by captainbangz: 12:09pm On Feb 26, 2022
Mooh247:
angry



Weyrey.... This vagina people sef

An average kpekus contains more bacteria than the dirtiest mouth or hands

While a mouth has saliva and food particles,
a vagina contains remnant of dead ovary cells, menses , traces of urine, traces of another man's sperm cells
.
Omo you done finish the remaining admiration wey pussy get o....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by captainbangz: 8:10pm On Feb 24, 2022
ezenwaez:

Network issues, check back much later, the news was just released yesterday, exercise patience for the portal to ease a bit.
Up till now... Please you guys should do something about it na, rumors have it that it's(biometric) closing soon. I have sent mails to different mails, yet no reply, call lines too, doesn't go through Haba!.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by captainbangz: 3:10pm On Feb 24, 2022
Omariah:
Please for someone who lost his password, what can he do. He tried resetting but they're not sending any link to his mail box.

Thanks
same here
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C Stream 2 Shortlist Is Out by captainbangz: 3:08pm On Feb 24, 2022
Beckyroman:
Please help I'm unable to log in , if I put my password it keeps on telling me to change my password and yet no link
me too, and I was shortlisted.
Computer Market / Re: US Pre-owned Laptop by captainbangz: 10:11pm On Feb 23, 2022
does this have keyboard light?
Computers / Re: Lenovo Satellite For 56k Available by captainbangz: 10:10pm On Feb 23, 2022
LogicSense29:
Very neat Lenovo Satellite

Intel Inside
300GB HDD
4GB RAM
2.1GHz

Amount :56k

For a Video WhatsApp 07061608636

take a photo of its specs and post let me see.
Which one 'Lenovo Satellite ' again?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by captainbangz: 8:24pm On Feb 23, 2022
ezenwaez:
You can check your spam mail
I have done that, nothing yet. I used the USSD service to check, I have been selected, but logging into my portal is the issue now, please you guys should please do something about it. my I'd is NPWR/2021/000049910. I can send you my mail upon request. thanks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by captainbangz: 12:14pm On Feb 22, 2022
ezenwaez:

Check back later, please are you batch C2?
prospective batch c2, as I don't know if I have been selected.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower News Nairaland Thread by captainbangz: 11:10am On Feb 22, 2022
ezenwaez:
When using the cybercafe please ensure the business center has all the fingerprint hardwares and softwares for the fingerprint enrollment.

hello, I am having issues logging into my nasims portal, its saying my password is incorrect. I tried resetting, but I haven't received any mail regarding that as expected.
Career / Re: How Much Will You Earn Monthly In Nigeria To Make Moving Abroad Unattractive? by captainbangz: 4:51pm On Feb 21, 2022
adedehinbo:
300k is okay
same here bro.
Education / Re: Did Fisheries And Aquaculture Worth Studying In University by captainbangz: 2:01pm On Feb 20, 2022
"is"
Romance / Re: Ladies, How Do You Ask For Second Round? by captainbangz: 5:22am On Feb 20, 2022
Hizzojay:


Ladies, you don’t need to ask. Just cuddle up first, then reach to suck on the guy’s nipple. Before you say Jack Bauer, he’s gear is ready to be shifted to drive again.
that nipple nonsense doesn't work for me, I cum when I want to.

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Romance / Re: Nairalander Should I Keep Ghosting Her Or Pour Out My Mind. by captainbangz: 2:58pm On Feb 19, 2022
Truvelisback:
Me i no know ooo.
lmao
Romance / Re: Nairalander Should I Keep Ghosting Her Or Pour Out My Mind. by captainbangz: 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2022
Now I believe women don't do any favour for free...You gerit?
Romance / Re: Nairalander Should I Keep Ghosting Her Or Pour Out My Mind. by captainbangz: 2:52pm On Feb 19, 2022
Truvelisback:
SIMPle Interest. Pls, somebori should find the SIMPle Interest of #5000, 1500 in 2days grin
What is the rate(r)?
Education / Re: Help Me By Recommending A Book, University Wants To Kill Me!!! by captainbangz: 3:31am On Feb 18, 2022
goto zlib.org and type-search the course title.

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Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy: Aside Sex, Most Girls Have Nothing To Offer A Man by captainbangz: 5:23pm On Feb 04, 2022
Do they really "offer" sex?.

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