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PhonesRe: If You Didn't Use Or Know This Device, You're An Indomitable Generation by captainking(m): 4:33pm On Oct 17, 2021
Pager nah..
Then this was for the big boys and ladies..
Now it doesn't exist.
Car TalkRe: A Night To Remember by captainking(m): 11:58am On Oct 16, 2021
Lenny22:
Hello guys, I'm here for advice, constructive criticism is welcome.
The following points should be noted
1) I have been driving for a year and half
2) I have a good eye sight
3) I didn't have a reason to drive so late in the night until yesterday.
4) My car's headlight is okay

Here is my plight ;
I lost track of time at a party yesterday, I was driving fine until I got on the high way. I could not position myself on my lane, I occasionally swerved and almost collided with oncoming vehicles. The headlights of the oncoming cars confused me , also I lost my sense of judgement . Although I managed to arrive home safely without getting involved in a crash , I was so scared yesterday.
For those who drive regularly at night, how do you cope with the different headlights on the highway? How do you see perfectly? Kindly help a guyman
If you can't drive well at night..
Buy that night driving Glass...it will help out a lot
HealthRe: Boost Libido And, Maintain Stronger and Longer Erection by captainking(m): 10:35am On Oct 12, 2021
Samchik:
This product is sold for 400 naira retail price so why do you have this outrageous price? And yes the product is very very very good, i can testify to that.
he wants to build a house with the enormous profits

hehehe
TV/MoviesRe: Help! How Do I Identify The Title Of This Movie? by captainking(m): 7:10am On Oct 10, 2021
shamsin6300:
Greetings I tried using Google image search to see if can get a movie title but to no avail.

Any help on that please.
Attached is a picture of a scene from the movie.
You did not use Google Image search well..

Name of the series is... Our girl

I obtained it too using same method
PhonesRe: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by captainking(m): 9:53pm On Oct 07, 2021
SilasIBB:
Hmmmmm. I don't know my fault Bikoof God, I don't mean to attracts negative attention tho. I don't think anyone will even view this. Am very sorry
Bro.. You have no issues.. I was just causing that fella who spoke rudely of you.
You are doing well
SportsRe: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by captainking(m): 6:50pm On Oct 07, 2021
Truthenunciator:
I bet 1k for 32 odds say Nigeria go lose
You have won...
GamingRe: Biggest Regret With Soso Games Of Lagos by captainking(m): 4:10pm On Oct 07, 2021
Cuteamigo1:
I paid for a London used ps3 from them and got a broken ps3 from that had a bad CD room, the power cord was missing and when I complained they told its just 300 naira I should go and buy. Worst of it all the ps3 shuts down after being on for a few minutes and when complained about that too I was told by them that it must be where I'm keeping it that is causing the overheating. They noticed I'm a newbie, truth be told that was my first console that I purchased with my money.i believe that seeing my location is kaduna which is far away from Lagos, they used this opportunity to swindle me. It's a long story but I will cut it short. After all this complains I dint get the console replaced by them so I continue to manage it until I got another one. I had a terrible experience with them but I believe I've learnt my lesson.
This is such a terrible experience..
PS3 dont just switch off on its own...speaking from experince,,,,the ps3 already had issues before it was sent.... its thermal paste is already exhausted and its fan probably isint working to full capacity thats why its switching off on its own..

You should have created a thread for that .. i detest bad customer service from growing business as they fail to recognize that it could grow or deplete their business
Car TalkRe: Port Harcourt Mall Flood: Fixing A Car That Drove Through The Water by captainking(m): 1:40pm On Oct 07, 2021
seanfer:
One of this days I will surely meet you at his workshop.
Of course boss...

You na still my boss and commander in chief
Car TalkRe: Port Harcourt Mall Flood: Fixing A Car That Drove Through The Water by captainking(m): 1:19pm On Oct 07, 2021
wallrichy:
That's my area too. NTA Rd, Mgbuoba precisely. Please can I have his detail though I ain't around presently but tell him to send an intro thru Whatshapp to this number.....0808 395 4821..... Thanks
Look up Mrford on nairaland nah.. His contact is everywhere..
Car TalkRe: Port Harcourt Mall Flood: Fixing A Car That Drove Through The Water by captainking(m): 1:17pm On Oct 07, 2021
seanfer:
He's price is not high at all... He is the one that fix my car here in PH... He is such a nice person... He will even call afer working on your car to know if you're not having any issue... And if he can't do something he will not lie to you... He's in NTA/Ozuoba road in PH
I concur.. I will gladly recommend everyone to him
InvestmentRe: I Have A Very Good Deal For Anyone Who Wants To Make Money by captainking(m): 9:37am On Oct 06, 2021
Santaboris:
damn that’s far away .
yeah..it is
InvestmentRe: I Have A Very Good Deal For Anyone Who Wants To Make Money by captainking(m): 6:53am On Oct 06, 2021
Santaboris:
Hello everyone , I’m desperately in need of 250k and I will pay back 300k in less than a month time .
I have a new ps5 console as a collateral , two pads and three different games (spider man miles morales , mortal combat and dirt 5 )
(1)If I don’t repay back in a month time the ps5 is yours
(2) I get the ps5 anytime I have the 300k (definitely sure I’ll will refund before a month time .

I’m extremely desperate that’s why I’m doing this ... extremely desperate to meet a very urgent need .

Location - Ago iwoye (olabisi onabanjo university) ogun state

081 sixty 76 thirty one 23
I wish you are in phc.. We would have done this deal right away.
HealthRe: I Need A Cardiologist Or A Private Laboratory. by captainking(m): 8:45pm On Oct 05, 2021
Oluolad86:
You should go for proper investigation like Echocardiogram and x-ray, thanks so much for your prayers. Amen!!!!
Thanks.. I will..
CelebritiesFalse alarm by captainking(op):
False alarm.

I just read from another source that he is not dead..

I pray it is true..
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Says He Can Use His Parents For Money Ritual (Video) by captainking(m): 5:58pm On Oct 05, 2021
Future ritualist spotted.. This guy should be stopped before he even starts
PhonesRe: Since Facebook Is Having Trouble Let Me Update My Gallery Here. by captainking(m): 2:52pm On Oct 05, 2021
AmericanDad:
Ugly cow
whats wrong with you?

Dont insult people that way man..its not a good thing to do
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking For 549K Cause She Got Hnd Admission. by captainking(m): 10:40am On Oct 05, 2021
Almightyprosper:
I need reasonable people to give me some advise here on how I can deal with such a huge fiasco,
The money isn't really my problem but she cheat and she has never accepted once even though I've evidence.
Is it appropriate to help her? Or help and give her road out0 of my life cause her cheating lifestyle has caused me more trauma than everyday..
This lady knew I had accident last week for God
Men with experience I await your response
Send her the money..
But If you haven't sent twice that amount to your family or siblings.. Then you are definitely not in the right direction

Bro.... Man to man.. Or man to boy.. Which ever it is..

Don't ever train a Nigerian girl in school when you are not married to her.. You ain't her father.. Do not assume daddy responsibilities on her...
Use that money to invest in other forms of charity..
HealthRe: I Need A Cardiologist Or A Private Laboratory. by captainking(m): 10:36am On Oct 05, 2021
Try to tune in to Nsppd tomorrow morning in YouTube by 7am...
It's miracle healing session... I will pray you and myself too..
Cos I have been experiencing some pressure in my left chest which I feel causes me discomfort or some sensations in my left leg or arm.
I have done ECG.. And was told my heart is very OK.. Don't know why I still feel the pressure..

I command Divine heaing for both of us..

Amen
TravelRe: How Can I Locate This Hotel In Lagos State Asap? by captainking(m): 6:46am On Oct 05, 2021
Itiaba007:
Pls anyone that knows where this hotel is in lagos state and the name should update me thank you.
OK bro... It is Marriott Hotel Ikeja in Lagos..
How did I know.. I used google lens to search using the pictures you posted..
RomanceRe: . by captainking(m): 9:57pm On Oct 01, 2021
Fantachapman:
My Fiancee has been attacking me regularly nagging at me each time we are out together and she sees a fine girl look at me. I don't even see the girls she is talking about. She has accused me of doing things that I never even imagine doing.

Now there was a time I sent her a message last year with my business whatsapp (that I rarely use, sometimes I deactivate it to create space on my phone to download new apps). She didn't know about this particular whatsapp because I don't really use it to chat with family and friends. In this message, I acted like a stranger/Chyker to her just to see how she would react so that i can use it and laugh with her but she discarded the person not knowing it was me.

Fast forward to last month she came to my house to spend time with me (we are in long distance relationship), I usually recharge dstv with that whatsapp, so she saw the whatsapp and she searched her phone and found out the fake chyker message I sent her last year had the same pic as the one I was using for dstv recharge. I told her I normally deactivate the whatsapp cos I don't use it often. I dont use it much anymore because the original phone number I was using with that whatsapp is no longer in use (blocked due to no usage). I told her the truth about the chyking incident. No one I know personally has the number except I want to ask questions online anonymously or when I was looking for a house, i used it to talk to agents. She accepted.

My main phone spoilt recently and i used the whatsapp to contact a repairer i met on nairaland. So we have been chatting about how to get it to him for repairs.

Now, two days ago, when I woke up in the morning, she asked me why I'm still using the whatsapp. I told her it was cos I was trying to contact a repairer. I opened the whatsapp and showed her, she saw the dstv recharge too, and the other messages that I sent to house agents were still there. So she insisted I scroll down so she could see what I have been doing on whatsapp. At this point I was upset. I told her her suspicions are getting too much, so I stretched my hand with the phone and asked her to give me her own whatsapp (Which she passwords) for me to see her messages, and then she can have and see mine. She then said she doesn't want to see mine anymore. She then left the room and when next I saw her in the parlour, she was deleting chats on her whatsapp. So I demanded to see her phone ( I bought it for her).

When I read her messages I was broken in half. There was a guy she earlier told me was a fool and an idiot, that the guy doesnt know how to talk to women and always wants to chat cos he has no one to talk to. She told me if that guy dares talk rubbish to her he will get slap. That he's not a spec to any girl at all. Now of all the people I see on her Facebook I'm always laughing when I see this particular guy's comments cos I tell her even if other guys are a threat, this is the last person I can ever fear can take you from me.

Can you believe that I read her chat with this particular guy and I was blown to shreds? She has been sex chatting the guy since when me and her first met 2 years ago and she is always the one bringing the sex chat up. She even tells him about me and they both laugh at me behind my back calling me Senior Uncle (as in old man). The house I rented for her and her family to stay, she invited the guy to bring condom and hammer when he is coming to help them arrange the house in the chat. She asked the guy to buy her condom and pant for Christmas, that year was the period I paid for the house. I bought her the phone she used to be chatting with this guy. Each time they are chatting and I come online, she will tell the guy that senior uncle is disturbing her again, that I am annoying and im talking talking not letting her sleep. I was planning to register her in school and that very night in January 2020, she told the guy that I'm disturbing her with school registration. She told him my village and where I live. Anything or plan I have for her, she will consult this guy to ask him what he thinks before she accepts what I tell her. Even when she travelled for a wedding, she returned very late to her parents house due to bus breaking down and as she was telling me their journey she was also giving this guy a blow by blow account of the journey, like for example: "we have entered Imo now, but we have not reached Ph, I am in Ph now, I am home now" and the guy responds "oh thank God". There was a chat where she was angry that the guy came to her house and didn't eat her food. This guy asks her if she is alone at home before he can come visit. She stopped working (cos they were paying her peanuts so i put her on monthly allowance) so she was always home.

I broke down in tears and smashed the phone. I still took her and the phone to the repairer of my other phone and they changed the screen, I paid. While I was reading the rest of the messages I was seeing, talk of breast and yansh and other terrible sex chats. She took the phone from me, I threatened to call her dad and she begged me not to. Next thing she deleted the messages. Her dad already saw my missed call the next morning (yesterday). He called her and she told him we had a problem. He called me and I told him everything that happened. He called her again and she said it was all a joke that she didn't mean all those chats with the guy. Her dad called me begged me to forgive her. He was crying. Her mum later called and begged me to forgive her that she said she was joking with the guy.
I called the guy with her phone and i told him i am senior uncle, he said he knows who i am, then i asked him why he destroy my marriage, he asked me which marriage? That he doesn't know who I am. I shouted on him and ended the call. I called his girlfriend and told her what he was doing to my relationship. My Fiancee has been crying and begging me since then. After that I forgave my fiancee yesterday, and her parents have called to thank me but my heart is still heavy. I don't know what to do anymore.

Note: She told me she never slept with him that it's just chat jokes.
If you don't send that girl out of your life.. You have yourself to blame
Car TalkRe: Please Be Careful With This Mechanic Man!!! by captainking(m): 11:58pm On Sep 29, 2021
Wahala
EducationRe: What Happens To Your Body When You Plank Everyday For 30 Days Straight by captainking(m): 10:19pm On Sep 28, 2021
2rez:
Not minutes bruh. U do sets & reps. 4 sets and 30 reps aint bad. 30 reps being constant for the 4 sets or 30, 25, 20 15 for the 4 sets. Whichever one u game for. Some folks call it a kiegel exercise. Through it all, it's very effective.
You are mistaken bro.

Plank is based on minutes..or seconds.. Not reps.. Sets can be done for planks.. But not reps.
EducationRe: Chevening Scholarship Application 2021/2022 by captainking(m): 3:38pm On Sep 26, 2021
08140077394
RomanceRe: Why A Taurus Man Should Stay Away From A Taurus Woman by captainking(m): 12:29pm On Sep 26, 2021
I am may born..
I notice I have a calm persona..i also have a fierce personality.. As in. I am a bit explosive in a controlled way.
I think I am a mix of all personalities.. So I can be a left extreme.. Rich extreme.. And be in the middle.. Depends on the situation.
But in all.. I think I sometimes feel like a bull
AutosRe: Corolla Give Away by captainking(m): 5:12pm On Sep 24, 2021
Thundaa:
Corolla 4 sale

1st body

Buy and drive

Ac not working

Price 800k

Location port harcourt

Call or WhatsApp 08165695556
the price is just too cheap...can i pay 1,400,000

i have been looking for this car since...i will pay on the spot...i will install my home ac in the car to make it mortuary standard

shebi many are mad but few are roaming...
FamilyRe: Pls Recommend A Good Loan App For Me by captainking(m): 10:34pm On Sep 22, 2021
udoji2021:
Thanks sir,

Which of them is fast or can you recommend?


Sorry for the many questions.
They are all fast and grant you loan in miNutes..
Try fair money.. I haven't really used them.. You can install them and compare their rates.. Then choose one you want to take from
FamilyRe: Pls Recommend A Good Loan App For Me by captainking(m): 8:48pm On Sep 22, 2021
udoji2021:
I got stuck in a serious issue and needed some money to solve it. Pls someone should recommend a loan app for me where I can get funds urgently. I will also need to know what will be needed for it to process the loan fast.

Help pls
Fair money.. Carbon... Palmpay..
You better pay back you so don't create a thread later saying they sent text to all. Your contacts..
Car TalkRe: My Tyre Got Ruined While Speeding On The Highway by captainking(m): 3:27pm On Sep 21, 2021
greatbrian:
This happened yesterday morning, I had a flight to catch at the airport by 9 and I left Ibadan past 7 with my Toyota corolla sport. Las las Ibadan traffic dey mild and as I entered that Lagos Ibadan express way oboy Audi mode activated. I was doing around 140 to 150 when I heard a loud bang and gbagbagbagbagbahba. In sub seconds my brain processed that na tyre and if I match break oboy the car go start acrobatic display. Las las I drag gear for neutral and car came to stop after few seconds. Damaged my bumper, sand protector and some part of the rim.


Next time I will make sure I don't go above 100 with a corolla that's if there will be a next time with one.
thank God for your life bro,...

next time...check your tire regulary




And the breaking system is just so stupid and all. I wonder how corolla lovers cope

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