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dreamxhaser:
In January, I had sex with a hookup/ runs girl and the condom burst. At first, I did not take it as anything serious, but after the act and went home, I started thinking, and boom, the fear of HIV consumed me.

I went for an HIV test the next day, and it was negative, so I was asked to come back on April 22. I couldn't think straight for the past few months; I checked every thread related to HIV on the naira land and the Internet, which Increased my fear.

So this morning, at precisely ten weeks, I decided to go for another test because I couldn't wait any further. I asked my OG to escort me, and he did.

They gave me a fluid sample collector that I should put in my mouth and rub around my gum, which I did, then when he asked me to place it inside a tub, which I did, and the test started to read. He said it would take about 20 minutes, but after about 5 minutes (I think), he called me back.

I went in, and he said the result was negative. I was so happy and thanked Allah immediately. But I am still worried about a few things which are...

1. How accurate do you think is a result at ten weeks? I saw somewhere that about 90% of most rapid test results are valid at two months, while 99% are accurate at three months. Well, mine is at ten weeks.

2. He said the test takes about 20 minutes while mine isn't more than 10 minutes. Is it possible for the results to change after I leave the hospital?

3. How do the lines on the kits work? When positive, do both lines appear at the same time or do the first line appear before the second?

dopedan:
Ive tried antifungal creams but the spots keeps expanding to my hands please wats the cause, it was darker before now its lighter it’s spreading it doesn’t itch but its unsightly pls help

bobocuti:
My guardian, who supported me through out my education in Nigeria is willing to sponsor me to study in Canada .. she have provided me with all the documents I need. A sponsorship letter and the money she have for me in the bank account (bank statement) I've gotten admission and all the necessary requirements needed ... What's my chances ..

lugubrious:
I was just reflecting today on how Nairaland has been a blessing to me, so I decided to share my story to motivate anyone passing through anything similar.

This was my Erectile Dysfunction thread back in 2016.
https://www.nairaland.com/3024476/looking-how-cure-erectile-dysfunction

I stayed single looking for a medical cure to my ED. Having gone through all ED treatments prescribed by my urologist between 2017 - 2018, the only option left was a penile implant surgery which cost about 7 million naira at the time. I couldn’t afford it so I moved on with life hoping for the best. My life was a sad one hence my moniker.

Fast forward to 2019, I received a Nairaland PM from someone. Out of curiosity, I said hello back. She said she bumped into my post and decided to sympathize with me seeing what I was going through. I thanked her for showing concern and moved on.
Three months later same 2019, she remembered me from nowhere and sent another email requesting my number. We knew absolutely nothing about each other as there’s nothing from our Nairaland posts that mentioned anything personal like where we live, what we do for a living, etc.
I gave her my number and we got talking and progressed to WhatsApp chat. We got to know each other more and she was surprised I live abroad. Four months later in early 2020, I decided to go visit Nigeria as I hadn’t done so in 2 years. We had sex on the first date, thanks to her patience. And afterwards, the sex became so good that she climaxed so often, so much that she started saying that there’s nothing wrong with me. I was surprised myself seeing how I struggled to have sex having tried with about 5 different girls.
I actually suffered from venous leak but with her, it was so different as I wasn’t feeling any pressure whatsoever, and her body stimulates me nonstop that my body responds like a porn star, lol.
Beyond the sex, she’s beautiful and got a great personality/character, excellent cook, in fact 1000% wife material.
We got to know each other more. One year later in 2021, I went to marry her in Nigeria. I applied for her Permanent Residence and she left her sweet job and joined me early this year. Now we’re about 2 months pregnant.
My true life story of…what God cannot do, does not exist.
Now I wish I could change my moniker to elated.

Sureman700:
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amrepairguru:
good morning my people of nairaland. This guy that called me out surprised me a lot as this is not the first time he bought screen from me and I waybill to his state. This will make it the fourth time if am not mistaken. I ordered for his screen umidigi a3pro which I never knew it will take this long. We are always in touch and I use to update him on everything. I realize that this will take alonger time and I told him that I will refund his money. I don’t understand why he called me a scam and why he said have not been picking his call cos I just his missed calls this morning. He called me when I had slept. I promised to refund him yesterday and for me to wake up this morning and see all this. You people should not always think that it’s only you that have mouth to talk by coming to nairaland and blackmail somebody.

Why didn’t you tell the story of how am trustworthy when you have sent money to me in the past three transactions we had and your screen was waybill without any story. Why not tell the story of how those unpopular screen of Ukitel C17pro also was waybill to you . The same way things are hard for everyone but I never said I will not refund you . Why is my family involved in this? . Until you delete all this post i will not do anything. @flashxxx @ newbreed2018 @dragnet @seun and to others

cris83:
Good day nairalanders. I woke up this morning with no fever at all. My day began normally until around 11am I started feeling feverish so I decided to see if I could sleep it off. I woke up later in the evening with blisters around my upper body (arms and shoulders) and some parts of my leg. There are none around my groin or buttocks. These blisters when I burst them bring out clear liquid and it hurts. My fever has not diminished as its even more severe. Can someone help me to know what these blisters are? Thanks.

Messi1997:
Doctors in the house I am experiencing short,frequent and painful urination with fever and headache
I can't even go to the hospital to get tested because of poor finances.

Shopwiiser:
Well its what I face...we strucked an agreement.. and I moved the Game from a location to another due to I'm working.. the following day...he refused picking his call or replying his messages...so.....

Shopwiiser:
Good morning..

bewov:
Please guys, I have something bothering me so much, I will really appreciate it if I can get a matured response.

These might be long, but please bare with me

There is this girl have been dating since March 2021. Although, we met in University days and we have been dating since 2017, but because I was graduating and she has 1 more year to spend in the school, I left her and travelled to Lagos to work, because I got a job in a company in Lagos, immediately I graduated. I needed to concentrate on my future so I told her I want to pause the relationship to focus, but I will definitely be back for her, I promised her this. She was a virgin then!

After working in the company for 2years, I also learnt some IT skills online while I was working in the company, and I was earning cool money from it, so I decided to quit the job and focus more on the online business.

My business have been doing well and I have about 2 other virtual assistant helping me out, anyway I was kind of comfortable, so I thought of fulfilling my promise to my girlfriend. I called her one morning, and she was shocked! We chatted a bit and I told her I want us to see urgently, we schedule a date for her to meet me in the hotel, because I was staying in Lekki and he stays around Surulere, I wanted an hotel close to her house, so she can return early.

We met at the hotel and I can see she missed me so much, around 3pm I told her I'm back and I want us to continue dating and I'm ready to settle down, she agreed and we have been dating, all this happened around March 2021. Around April, I travelled out for about 2months, but I was very communicating with her, and when I got back around June, I discovered she had sex with another guy in May. Now, I wouldn't say she did it because of money, because I pay her 20k every month for upkeep, sometimes I just pay her 30k! She is not a wayward girl though, and she is not a type that sleeps around with guys back then in school, but once i came back into her life, I see a different girl entirely, when I came back she wasn't a virgin anymore, it's not my problem anyway, because the truth is I never forgot her during all those years I left her behind.

I didn't tell her I knew she cheated on me, but all I do tell her was that she did something bad to me and I want her to open up to me about it, but my girl kept on denying it, she sworn with her life, that she didn't cheat on me, that night I was shocked. Then, I didn't talk about it again till September, I gave her those months to regret her actions and confess to me, but she never did, also I didn't stop helping her financially, I still pay her monthly for upkeep. I know you will be wondering why I give her money, right? This girl was with me and loyal to me when I had nothing, like nothing at all! She was raised by a single mother and she is struggling a lot, after graduating she decided to go for Hair Stylist training, that is where she is currently. So I just give her money monthly just to stay strong.

So around September I decided to tell her she cheated on me, although it was that once, she begged, cried and told me she was drunk and regretted it, she told me she doesn't want to tell me because she knows I will end the relationship, well to be candid I love her so much, so I decided to forgive her, but since that day, trusting her was very very difficult for me. Although, I do watch her and since then I have never seen anything of such from her.

January 2022, her mother stopped her from coming to my place, she wants me to come see her first before she can allow her daughter to come visit me again. So, I went to see her mom last month and I made my intentions known to her, I told her I will want to marry her daughter and she said she is okay with it, if her daughter is okay with me.

This girl is my type of girl but, she has some behaviours that sincerely I don't think I can deal with.

She has this mindset of "A woman should be equal to a man".

She doesn't respect me, she chats with random guys and if they invite her for outing, she goes with them, even if I tell her not to go! When she visits me, she says I must join her in doing the house chores, she will say "It's either you clean the house and I will wash the plates and cook, or she wash the plates and cook, while I clean the house". And sometimes if she wants to cook for me, she will want me to come to the kitchen with her and do some works, maybe Grind pepper with blender or slice onion, if I dont, she gets annoyed, saying will she be the one to be doing all?

She did something that annoyed me this morning, around 6am today I went to the filling station to get petrol, well she knows I eat early always, maybe 6am or 7am, I would have taken breakfast, but she has never dished me food at that time, I always do it myself whenever she is around. When I got back from the filling station, I still met my girlfriend on the bed pressing her phone, I told her I'm hungry and I will want to eat Spaghetti with tomato sauce, and she replied "Baby, please cook it yourself, you said I'm your queen, pamper me na" Really? What does that have to do with you cooking for your fiance?

Well, I was annoyed, I went to the kitchen and prepared the food myself, the truth is when the food was ready, I only dished my own and ate, she said "What about her? Won't she eat?" I didn't answer her!

Aside from this, sincerely sometimes she talks to me rudely, and one thing she and I knows is that she is very very stubborn and not ready to submit to any man. Sincerely, this attitude is making me scared of settling down with her, I want to propose her this year and do the marriage rights but with all this behaviours I'm thinking the marriage will be hell for me.

When she came over yesterday, I prepared food for her before her arrival, and I served her, all she could say was "What is this? The food taste bad! Is this food or poison?" She never gave a good compliments about the meal, yet she finished the food and went for second round.

Last night before we went to bed, I told her to warm the rice and the stew, she said it won't get spoilt that she will do it in the morning, I asked her if she is sure, she said Yes. And I went to the kitchen before preparing my Spaghetti, I saw the rice is already bad and can't be eaten, I showed it to her and she was like "haaa she doesn't know it will spoil"

Also, the chicken I bought yesterday to cook her the meal, I couldn't use all, I left some in the pot, and I forgot to warm it last night, my girl saw it while washing the plates this morning, and she was like "What is this?" I told her chicken and she said "And you didn't warm it" she left it there in the pot like that without doing anything to revive it. Before I went to the kitchen to do it myself!

She only washed the plates, bath and went to church this morning, she didn't arrange the bed, nor sweep the room littered with all we ate last night. I'm sure of the message she is passing to me... "Have washed the plates, you clean the house".

Please guys, I want to propose her around August and settle down with her in November, but this behaviours are the things turning me off.

Will she changed and act normal when we get married, or this will continue? The guys she chat with, which I told her I don't like it, she replied that "She will never and ever leave them". All these types of attitudes and not showing me respect, do you think she will change after we get married or she will continue?

Please guys, I'm very confused here

Mbo07:
If u are awake, a man, 30+, not above 40 and hard working, single, fears God, knows how well to gist and cook nice meals, and won't come straight asking me for nudes and u aint coming to play cus I aint!!!!...Kindly drop your number... Or send me a DM....

sanerugwei:
Do you know the year and model of Honda the OP drives?
Is DW-1 what the manufacturer recommended for that year and model?

If the answer to those two questions are no, then you can advice the Op to put that in his car.
There are loads of different tranny oils even for Hondas of same year.
There is DW-1, there is HCF-2, there HMMF, etc.

Fibonacci88:
My D light has been blinking intermittently for some time now. Looking for genuine Honda transmission oil is not easy. Ppl have recommended using other transmission fluid but fear no let me.

SugarPapi:
So... I'm 39/m, married with 3 beautiful kids. Wife and kids are abroad, while I'm gainfully employed here in Nigeria. This is my story -

I've always been a chilled introverted guy with almost zero worries. I'm committed to my work and my work is also committed to me, at least, I'm able to send a healthy amount to my wife and kids in the Queen's country, every month. As a 'Manchelor', this is my daily schedule - wake up, go to work, close late, get home, play PS, skype the fam, sleep, rinse and repeat.

I seldom have time for social media, but once in a while, I log into Facebook and IG to catchup with friends. This was the beginning of my dilemma.

December of last year, I was scrolling on my timeline when I got a notif. Someone had liked my picture. I clicked through her profile and saw this young pretty girl. Honestly, I did not exactly fancy her at first, but I reciprocated the like on one of her pictures and logged of to bed.

When I woke the next morning, she had followed me. I followed back and thanked her for the follow in her dms.

This damsel was around 6ft, pretty, fair and easy on the eyes. She did not have any revealing or tight fitting clothes on her profile so at the beginning, I could not exactly place her physique.

We started chatting that day and as satan will have it, one day, I got leave from work. It was an unfateful Friday so I invited her to a day out at The Palms. We ate , watched a movie then when I wanted to book a ride for her back home, she said she'd like to know my house.

Tbh, I thought this was quite forward and voiced it. I love my Wife dearly. I love my children as well. I would never do anything to deliberately hurt them so I turned down her offer and booked the ride. She stays at Yaba, I at LP1.

She entered her ride and I did not contact her again.

Well, hello next morning!

Her WhatsApp call woke me up. It was a Saturday so I was at home. We spoke at length, she thanked me for the previous day and told me to at least allow her pay me back. "This girl sef!" I thought to myself.

We got to know each other better across the phone in that singular call and I felt it in my soul that she was a genuine one... not an 'InMessage' girl. She was a student at UNILAG in her 300l, studying Accounting. She was a really homely girl, light spoken and very respectful.

It was not yet mid-day when her cab to my house was 10 minutes away.

She came in, looking like a queen. Jeeez! Remembering that day sends shivers down my spine. Thankfully, I leave in a building all to myself so there no prying eyes to call Mama omo SugarPapi in faraway Ireland. My security guy opened for them, she alighted and paid the cab herself. WAWU!

She came and hugged me, we held hands as I pulled her in. She had not fully entered my house when I swept her off her feet, our lips crushed together in intense canoodle. Her tongue was probing inside my mouth as mine hers. Before I could process what was happening, she went on her knees and I felt my soul leave my body.

By this time, I had still not seen her body, so I led her to my guest room and my God!

Brief history... before this day, I had always considered myself an 'ass guy'. Actually, the few guys I consider friends know me as an ass guy. I loved huge melons but 'the behind' gets me most of the time.

Dear NLers, this girl's bossoms where neither ginormous nor small. They were just the perfect size and they stood! My God they stood! Firmly in my face, begging, begging to be...

I'm a 39yo guy and I confess that I have never experienced sex like that till that day! She was so sensual, so soft, no rush, no wrong. She mounted and rode me that day till I came. It has never ever happened before... not even with my partner and my she can f*ck!

It took every fiber of my being not to cry like a child as she rode me with ease and finesse. It was not that type of riding where the girl tries to burst your kidneys or emasculate you. It was focused on just my shaft and its cap. At some point, I was afraid I will pass out.

Well, I came and then she did something I have never experienced... with c*m and all its shenanigans sipping out of me, she grabbed hold of my shaft in her mouth and started another round of MouthAction. The sensation started from the tip of my toes, traveled up my legs to my chest and in seconds, I could feel my soul leaving my body.

I had to quickly pull her off me before I pass out.

She laid down beside me, placing those firm, perky breasts on my chest. She brought her left hand up to my face, twirling my beards with her slender fingers then slid them down to my groin, massaging my baby factories with the slightest, most graceful touch ever. Honestly, I don't want to drag this longer than it needs to be.

We ordered some take out, went at it three more times and around 8pm she was on a ride home. I told her to send me her account for me to send her something for the weekend. She out rightly refused and also refused me paying for her transport. WTH?! Abi na mami water tins?

Well it's been three months now and I can't seem to let her go. I have never experienced sex the way she does it. I confess that I may be catching actual feelings for her. I see myself jealous when she receives a call from her male counterparts, she once showed me a video she made with her ex. I was so angry. When she noticed my demeanour, she came, sat on my naked groin and whispered in my ears - "he is in the past, THE PAST".

I have to come voice out my predicament because she is now taking space in my heart. I can't do this to my family.

Guys, how do I 'divorce' this girl?

Slimboozz:
Alot of people do tell me this and I feel embarrassed sometimes, when I go out people stirs at me and I will be like what the Bleep

There's this day I went to register for my NIN we were on the queue and the particular lady was stiring at me and later said brother you too resemble girl ooo everybody set their eyes on me and trust me I left the spot

I also have these feminine voice to the extent that if people call me or I do voice note messages and later I tell them that it's a guy speaking ooo, they hardly believe

yemite100:
I made a post about a month ago on Nairaland about my landlord. He gave me a quit notice when my rent is yet to due, we have not been in good terms, I was rest assured that I still have three months left so no need to panic.

I got home now and saw carpenters removing the roof of my apartment with two abled young men which I haven't seen their face before, the roof of my apartment has been removed now.

I went to the nearby station to lodge a complain but I was told the man had come earlier, and told the police has giving me quit notice that he wants to renovate his house.

It's really a hard time for me and my siblings, getting a quick accomodation. He never informed us of renovating the apartment, I just lost my job last week and this is happening to me again.

My life is in a mess right now as I don't know where to start from, this is just a challenge for me and I will stay stronger and fight this battle till the end, probably God is preparing me for a better place ahead....

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