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chatting with some babe the other day,
i dozed off as i was really tired. i don't know whether that turned her on or what. she just started buzzing my phone like crazy. put the sucker on silent and went back to sleep.

ednutoyekan: @ those that wrote test yesterday, how did it go?

It was quite disorganised, typical naija.

The test went well sha, see people jacking current affairs.
After some of us finished,they were asking if we were 1st class graduates, don't know what that was for.
And unlike someone suggested,I didn't see my score immediately I finished.

missdharmie: hey! sorry i'm just seeing this... was wearing a red dress!

With a buzz-cut and red lipstick?

No wahala,
Can we print out our invitations there?

missdharmie: hello house! just got a test invite for 10 am tomorrow> pls what kind of questions are we to expect. Urgent responses pls! God bless.

What are you wearing.

acidtalk: First and foremost, I will tell you the forecast for such business is very very lucrative and beneficial provided to have already secured your clients (customers). The Island (V/island, ikoyi, and lasgos island are very reliable hotspot for such ) because of the high volume of business activities over there.


Let me now tell you the shocking news, Lekki Phase 1 is the BEST hotspot for this business. You know why? They don't have enough food centres for the low and average income earners in the zone.

The only major thing is to do your promotions prior to when you startup. Also you will need to register you motor bike in the Estate (about N25,000). All the best.

Thanks acid, I would sit down and draw a business plan, then post back.

changed my leaky 1999 Toyota camry radiator to a Double Cell Brilliant one.

Now my temperature gauge rarely gets to the halfline mark even withe the AC on.
Toyotas are just sweet, so is vehicle modding

an eJ9 honda civic hatchback or a 99 tiny light Toyota Camry, are very fuel efficient and easy to maintain cars for someone starting out

I just resurrected it.
gamer chicks are cool,always easy to date and have a cool time with them. they fart alot though. you could prove otherwise

baldman: There was this day I had a great difficulty defecating ( it must have been Jedi Jedi) so I had to push really hard and it hurt so much. So when I cam out of the rest room, I exclaimed to my mum "Mummy women are trying o, if it was this hard getting a small faeces out it must be really hard delivering a baby through that tiny tunnel o". My Mum just smiled and told me women have another 'hole' where babies come out. It was the first time I heard about that other 'hole'.

and the quest to re-enter it began.

cheeomar: @captalex..wen wia u interviewed??..which of the chick?

Sometime last week.
The one with the long legs,cute face and striped skirt.
she just kept smiling sha.

berem: I rmbr during my teenage/puberty age when I always have my bath with my kid sister in the bathroom.she would always ask "sister chi,see hair is growing between your legs.when will you plait it? Wetin I wan reply before? I simply tell her to STFU!

haha, tell her now and see how she cringes.

Tinynita: I hate it wen guys kiss nd tell...it's so damn annoying....they lack common sense.....nd Common sense is nt common

You ladies are guilty of this one too
* omg you should have seen his kongo-shiner, It took my breath away*
so don't judge him.

have been practising all those areas you guys mentioned.
about the vital documents to bring do they have to be the originals or photocopies would do?

@yinkkistic
same ilupeju but at 2pm.

Siena: Giving tips, in a world usually dominated by women!

I thought the same, siena has expertise in vast areas o!

bright007: there is something fishy about this story...the four inventors are in the range of 14-15 years of age and are from Nigeria....a country where even our Professors cant produce tooth-pick...which school did this gurls attend?...so many kwessions to ask about this crap of a story?

Doregos Students All the way.

Bankers aren't stingy, they only know well enough to ward off those sleezy chicks that prefer to use our tintini salary to change her avi everyday by displaying the latest jimmy choos her guy just got her to her hoard of followers
Might become a banker soon sha(In The IT Department), so i can say i look forward to chopping them and not spending any.

hehehe.

@ednutoyekan and @whizkidy
thanks gents. will do so now.

[quote author=tanimola22][/quote]what could these eastern european girls possibly do that makes the harmful.

missdharmie: It is about 68k in LIRS. Pls how did this person apply?

Do you work there,
and how did you get in?

did you see the chick at the entrance to the interviewing room, she had hot legs though.
would get her number next time.

okesammie: Mr Captalex, i haven't forgotten that you once asked about test and documentation at a time and i asked you which one you wanted to do, now it's answers to interview questions. What's your intention? You don't seem to be serious.

@oksammie no need to act touchy,
I had a question and i asked, if your weren't able to answer it you could kindly desist from harassing or trying to intimidate be with that tone of yours.
I had no idea how the whole GTB recruitment exercise went,what i expected was an explicit breakdown of the events.

Anyway guys,i got a mail today for an invite to participate in a test at the GTB training school in Ilupeju this week and was hoping someone could post some sample questions that i could use to prepare myself for it.
Also mode of dressing for the test, does it have to be a complete suit-and-tie affair?

thanks.

okesammie: 2 interviewers. What do you know about GTB? What can you offer GTB? The 3 CEOs, why did you choose your course? Let us meet you, here you will be asked to say things outside your CV. The attributes you mention here must be backed up by a real life story of what has happened to you in the past where such attributes came into play.Why do you wanna join d team?Have you ever thought of being self employed? If you are offered employment in GTB and maybe firstbank, what would be your criteria for selection? The important thing is that you should pray to God for divine guidance to answer the questions appropriately. Goodluck.

The answers you put in for those questions are welcome.

ifeness: Any black man with a brain will worry less about the Arab man's manipulative books

man, why would you say such, the fact that you take pride in idol worship should not be enough reason for you to try to intimidate people with your shallow Thoughts.

Wislet: that is why i like u. A real man there.
Wish we'll have more sensible men like you.
A woman shouldn't work because she HAS TO help the man with finances. How could she have that burden with all the other roles nature naturally bestows on her?
Her contributing financially to the home should be something she does out of pleasure...something she consciously decides to do because she wants to....because she wants to make use of her degree, And NOT because she is OBLIGATED to help you the man(who should be the provider for your home!).
May laziness not overtake the men of this generation.
And someone said 50/50.
50/50? Then what is your role as a 'man?'.
The man that said this(if he meant that) should cover his face for shame .

All he said is true but there is nothing more attractive, than a woman who wakes up in the morning and has something going on for herself.Be it her Office Job or Running her own business. She might not make alot of money but the fact that she wants to contribute make her sexy.

Any idea on who the new guy that is standing in for caleb is?
and you guys that have succesfully done the aptitude tests, any pointers on what to study? websites or materials would be much appreciated.

Could anybody who was eventually employed share their story of the working culture at appin and how knowledgeable the staff are?
thanks.

'acidtalk,siena,inspired_m ' your expertise is needed here ,
inspired_m would advice on the cost of one of those yellow tricycles we see on the road.
acidtalk can advice on a business that would favour the napep.
siena would provide way to tune/upgrade the napep so it performs better.

no bumble bee for him, he better learn how to drive stick shift.

hottest ghanian chick by far,
post your sister pic if she fine pass am. Damn men!

hello guys,
To future GTbank applicants, what advice could you give regarding the following areas:
1.tests-what to study and practise?
2.Who to harass to do their job to aid you in getting recruited?
3.interview stages-dress code during this period?
4.training school- what's it all about,how to be best prepared for it?
5.Job offer letter and orientation?
56.what work is like in GTBank especially for tech(core IT) guys like myself?
thanks.