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Ok. I hear.

Congrats. Being a Nigerian he should have enough experience and knowledge in that aspect.

You forgot to add the OLODO that can't find a vein in a patient's arm and the one that forgets the needle in a patient's butt0ck after an injection.

Wow. See how times have CHANGED. Babies are being born in fuel queues. I heard one man was shot dead while queueing for fuel too. Season of CHANGE.

Illiteracy is a disease.

After this what next?

Oh really?

That's the price you pay for being a popular woman. Everybody has their opinion on who has slept with you and their encounter. See the long list of possible guys that are alleged to have had Miss Linda. True or not we don't know but then, every cloud has a silver lining.

WHO WILL MARRY LINDA IKEJI?

Na wah o. Prison don full already.

Yeye people. They will arrest you for not wearing seat belt but will allow a truck loaded with heavy sacks of corn or cement with a hundred people sitting precariously on top.

The thief is well mashed up. He is lucky they didn't put a tyre around his neck and roast him in the usual Lagos barbecue way.

That soldier with dark shades no laff at all. Na him fit them.

He is from Nigeria

Why don't you come back to naija and try it?

What else should they be doing? They have already vanquished the enemy.

Always

Okay o Baba Buhari. On your mark, get set, ready, ................GO.

Mallam El-Rufai. The proverbial cat with nine lives.

Hmmmm

Necessity is the mother of invention. China may now start manufacturing virginity restoration kits. I'm sure it will sell well in Naija.

Ive learnt so much here but i still believe theres more to prayer than giving.

kuyubi:
@cardoctor
Is this still up? Can I bring my 2001 Honda CR-V tomorrow?

You can bring the car in at any time. Just call prior to that and book an appointment.

Otunba76:
Please where is the location of the DONBRITE workshop pls?

DONBRITE AUTOCARE SOLUTIONS LTD, BEHIND TIPPER GARAGE, ASO RADIO BUS STOP OPPOSITE NEPA SUB-STATION, MURTALA MOHD WAY KATAMPE, ABUJA. 081-22711058/ 081-62907680.

WEBSITE: www.donbriteautocaresolutions.com

These people are so sick.

Just another mugu.

What a waste. So many schools yet so many illiterates.

Herbert Macaulay look alike.

So this guy is British all along.

Another hole in the wall for money to pass.

I'm still waiting for my generator repairer.

All for love

Pole dancing experience.