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Politics › Re: Army Rescues 95 People, Nabbed Two Boko Haram Leaders (pics) by cardoctor(m): 8:10am On Mar 13, 2016

Well done.

Politics › Re: Agatu Orphans Protest Against Fulani Herdsmen - Photos by cardoctor(m): 8:06am On Mar 13, 2016

Are they still there?

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji's N10million I'd Rather Be Self Made Phase 2 Meeting (Photos) by cardoctor(m): 8:02am On Mar 13, 2016

10 million women to share 10 million naira. What a stewpid publicity stunt.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Anambra-Central Senatorial Campaign Poster (picture) by cardoctor(m): 7:59am On Mar 13, 2016

Just watching.

Science/Technology › Re: Nature's Stylus! - The Carrot by cardoctor(m): 7:57am On Mar 13, 2016

What happened to ur finger?

Crime › Re: Eye Pluckers In Kaduna Attempt Plucking Woman's Eye While She Was Asleep At Home by cardoctor(m): 7:53am On Mar 13, 2016

An eye for an eye if they are caught.

Food › Re: 5 Foods That Help You Sleep Better by cardoctor(m): 7:51am On Mar 13, 2016

1 wrap of fufu and correct vegetable soup followed by 2 big stouts. Na final sleep be that. You will be praying to wake up.

Car Talk › Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by cardoctor(m): 7:47am On Mar 13, 2016

Fire of the Holy ghost.

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Celebrities › Re: Please Pray For My Mum- Ibinabo Fiberesima's Son Writes Open Letter To Nigerians by cardoctor(m): 7:46am On Mar 13, 2016

See as he is posing and advertising himself. He should be crying in the picture with blood shot eyes and scattered hair and the rest of the family members shown consoling him.

Politics › Re: #corruptionfightingback Trend Backfires On Apc Members by cardoctor(m): 7:38am On Mar 13, 2016

Leave the yam and take the goat.

Politics › Re: Photos From The "Peaceful" Akwa Ibom Rerun Elections by cardoctor(m): 7:35am On Mar 13, 2016

WilliamsNedd:
Stop giving the public wrong info. The electio in Ibesikpo LGA was marred with violence. It all started at Inec's Office where some disgruntled youths attacked the bus carrying sensitive materials. Especially ward 2. In that ward 2, over 7 units was unable to take part in the election because of the illiterates and wayward Akwa Ibom youths who tagged themselves 'Street boys in Politics'. I was one of the official in the election and it was God that saved me yesterday and may God bless the DPO of that Lg in the person of Mr Akpabio. . God will help those ignorant Akwa ibom youths.

"PEACEFUL"

Politics › Re: Corruption: BUHARI gives EFCC Go Ahead to Probe JONATHAN by cardoctor(m): 7:27am On Mar 13, 2016

Probe whosoever you want to probe. I don't care anymore. Just ask NEPA to give us light.

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Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrest 4 Nigerians, 4 Mexicans In A Drug Factory In Delta by cardoctor(m): 7:25am On Mar 13, 2016

God catch them and continue catching them.

Travel › Re: Man's Parents Survive Car Accident (photos) by cardoctor(m): 4:22am On Mar 13, 2016

Thank God for His mercies.

Car Talk › Re: Cars Fall Inside Water by cardoctor(m): 4:01am On Mar 13, 2016

Wonderful

Travel › Re: Accident Hits Otedola Bridge Lagos - Photos by cardoctor(m): 3:58am On Mar 13, 2016

stevolution5:
Mehnnn,wat blood suckin deity has buhari sacrificed dis his government to sef,accidents here nd dere,bt it shall neva be our portion ijn

Me sef dey think am.

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Crime › Re: Bricklayer Commits Suicide In Enugu (photo) by cardoctor(m): 1:53pm On Mar 12, 2016

Nollywood script.

Christianity Etc › Re: Tunde Bakare - Ese: "Yunusa's Manhood Should Be Cut Off " by cardoctor(m): 1:51pm On Mar 12, 2016

You can cut it off spiritually.

Crime › Re: Journalist Brutalised By ‘One-Chance’ Robbers In Lagos (photo) by cardoctor(m): 1:06am On Mar 11, 2016

The origin of one chance

Crime › Re: Man Had Sex With A Horse In Katsina by cardoctor(m): 12:49am On Mar 11, 2016

Quakertellicus1:
The gentleman is suffering from a case we call extreme konjilitis. This disease is seen primarily in the young folks, and it presents with an extreme rise in the level of konjilic acid,which can manifest as a condition similar to a lesion in the limbic cortex of the cerebrum,as happened to this poor fellow. Symptoms include a desire to mount anything that may resemble a konjilic konjival.

Treatment involves 1000 units of kobokoglycin to be administered in the gluteus maximus twice daily for a week, followed by a shot of commonsensicus barinenses injected directly into the brain. Some autorities prefer the IV route.

Quakertellicus1:
The gentleman is suffering from a case we call extreme konjilitis. This disease is seen primarily in the young folks, and it presents with an extreme rise in the level of konjilic acid,which can manifest as a condition similar to a lesion in the limbic cortex of the cerebrum,as happened to this poor fellow. Symptoms include a desire to mount anything that may resemble a konjilic konjival.

Treatment involves 1000 units of kobokoglycin to be administered in the gluteus maximus twice daily for a week, followed by a shot of commonsensicus barinenses injected directly into the brain. Some autorities prefer the IV route.

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Politics › Re: Folasade Tinubu-Ojo Protests Against APC Government by cardoctor(m): 12:12am On Mar 11, 2016

General Iyaloja

Celebrities › Re: Femi Otedola, His Wife And His Four Children by cardoctor(m): 6:29am On Mar 10, 2016

Oppypoppy:
Na so God want am. Make dem dey enjoy abeg!

Agreed

Properties › Re: Residents Enter Their Home With Ladder In Benin City (Photo) by cardoctor(m): 6:25am On Mar 10, 2016

Normal thing in Benin.

Crime › Re: Ese: Yunusa’s Lawyer Faults Father, Your Son Is 18 Not 25 by cardoctor(m): 6:20am On Mar 10, 2016

Who is fooling who?

Politics › Re: Air Force Bomb Boko Haram Camp In Borno Photo by cardoctor(m): 5:41am On Mar 10, 2016

These Bokoharam camps no dey finish?
God is winning.

Car Talk › Re: One Quarter Of Cars In Nigeria Are In Lagos- FRSC by cardoctor(m): 6:14pm On Mar 09, 2016

So what he is saying I that Lagos is the city and the rest of Nigeria is jungle.

How big is this Lagos sef?

Crime › Re: EseOruru : Yunusa Arraigned In Court Over "Abduction And Illicit Sex" by cardoctor(m): 3:28pm On Mar 08, 2016

I hope his jail sentence will be very looooong.

Celebrities › Re: Koyo Bala Dies Of Cancer Of The Anus by cardoctor(m): 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2016

Cancer of the anus? Never heard of that before. His boyfriend may end up with cancer of the kondo. RIP sha.

Politics › Re: Photos Of Ofinjite Amachree That Was Burnt By Thugs In Rivers by cardoctor(m): 9:21am On Mar 08, 2016

Wonders shall never end.

Agriculture › Re: Anambra To Begin Export Of Rice Soon – Gov. Obiano by cardoctor(m): 9:07am On Mar 08, 2016

Ok o. But for as long as your tenure may last.

Politics › Re: How The Crash That Killed James Ocholi And Family Was Just A Big Mess by cardoctor(m): 9:06am On Mar 08, 2016

E really get as e be.

Politics › Re: How Ocholi, Wife, And Son Died - FRSC by cardoctor(m): 8:43am On Mar 08, 2016

melya:
What a surprise, a rear tyre burst and car somersaulted is that back ward somersault, frsc clarify this abeg , The road is bad and I think the driver hit one of those dangerous pot holes on that road and went out of control so far the car is suv

It could all be attributed to driver's error, misjudgment or inexperience. You should be able to handle a tyre blow out if not doing a excess of 120kmph. Stepping on the brakes suddenly after that would surely make one lose control of the vehicle. I'm sure he slammed on the brakes after the blow out at a very high speed.

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