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Crime / Re: "My Aunt Watched While Men She Brought Slept With Me" - 20-Year-Old Girl by Carloslehder: 2:56pm On May 23, 2020
bencarson007:


The moon is looking for face mask before coming out o... �
Our politicians have scammed the moon that there is COVID 19 here o
You don't say

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Carloslehder: 9:47am On May 23, 2020
KulKid:
I just dey imagine how person when buy iPhone 11 here phone only for 370k face go be right now after seeing this post! cheesy

Phones / Re: The Final Battle - Infinix Note 7 Vs Redmi Note 7 (R-rated) by Carloslehder: 9:43am On May 23, 2020
SVandal:
OP is probably just another infinix marketer trying to "encourage" his own countrymen to buy trash just to make a few notes. Why not let the buyers decide for themselves which is best because this review here is nonsense.

Link to compare:
https://m.gsmarena.com/compare.php3?idPhone1=10175&idPhone2=9513#diff-*,*

Photos:
Dem supposed beat this op like goat

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Vs Burna Boy: Cubana Chief Priest Replies Burna Boy by Carloslehder: 9:37am On May 23, 2020
We're gonna lynch this ugly monkey called burna soon

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Politics / Re: Joy Emodi Celebrates Her 65th Birthday Today by Carloslehder: 9:35am On May 23, 2020
Imagine how much her young sugar boy is getting.
Damn life is good.
Crime / Re: "I Hired Assassins To Kill My Brother Because Our Father Trusted Him More" by Carloslehder: 9:34am On May 23, 2020
Its loved on instablog and it's trusted on here,bruv make up your fvcking minds
Crime / Re: "My Aunt Watched While Men She Brought Slept With Me" - 20-Year-Old Girl by Carloslehder: 9:33am On May 23, 2020
Femi1991:
Good morning brothers. I feel greatly ashamed doing this I had to create a new account because of the shame but I either do this or take my life as I'm so tired to continue as I'm suicidal
We normally stop reading at this particular point,so next time you might want to put in some new catchy phrase, goodluck bruv
Crime / Re: "My Aunt Watched While Men She Brought Slept With Me" - 20-Year-Old Girl by Carloslehder: 9:29am On May 23, 2020
bencarson007:
Sometimes I wonder what pleasure some people take in molesting kids handed over to them to cater for...
May God help us all
Its simple, God himself didn't know how horrible the human mind could be,if he did he wouldn't have created us at all.
On a more serious note where is the moon hiding?
Business / Re: Which Business Can I Do With N300k As A School Teacher? by Carloslehder: 8:28pm On May 22, 2020
DanielIkeije:
I’ll advice you acquire a high income skill.

A high income skill will make you between $2000 to $10,000 monthly if you are really good at what you do.

Out of the 300k take out some money and pay for a course to learn a high income skill.

This will benefit you greatly trust me.
This is one of the most stupid and unrealistic ideas have ever seen on this platform, no offense bruv

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Asks Governors To Reopen Churches & Mosques (Declares Them Essential) by Carloslehder: 7:17pm On May 22, 2020
GuestLog:
Nice. Satanic globalists and their plans for humanity will fail. The pandemic was released to destabilise Trump's administration and regain power & control. Many secrets will be exposed when OBAMAGATE begins.

Meanwhile, here is a viral video of Obamagate you need to see before it's taken down!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edhc3b5JkDY
They should stop selling phone for every junkie that owns a few bucks,they should be a certain level of intelligence you can possess before you get a phone,if that was the drill someone like you won't have access to the internet

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Family / Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by Carloslehder: 7:12pm On May 22, 2020
Millenniumlady:
This is deep but i think those men played you for having kids for them try to get custody of the kids so you can start earning from child support.

Is it English that is difficult for you to comprehend or the OP's presentation.

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Family / Re: I Cause Pain To A Lot Of People by Carloslehder: 7:03pm On May 22, 2020
Uniquekriss:
don't be mean mean. Plz be nice a bit
You mean I should censor the truth to make her comfortable, my only regret is that she still has some access to her kids,she does not deserve that.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers And Killers Of Micah Isiah, Imo Undergraduate Arrested And Paraded by Carloslehder: 6:47pm On May 22, 2020
israelmao:
That is one of the reasons I believe more in Chadian army more than Nigerian army.
Any small thing you jump on comparison like your lives depends on it,even the gallant US army has lot of serial killers and criminal vets, been in the army has nothing to do with their actions,they're just criminals.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers And Killers Of Micah Isiah, Imo Undergraduate Arrested And Paraded by Carloslehder: 6:45pm On May 22, 2020
Amarabae:
Nigeria police are trying especially when it comes to tracking down kidnappers.
they also rescued my mother in law who was kidnapped last month,
Trust Nigerian youths,they will not talk about the good things they do,they only dwell on the negative side.
Nigerian police saved me from a robbery few months back too and I appreciate what they did till date.

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Travel / Re: Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) Crashes Near Karachi by Carloslehder: 6:32pm On May 22, 2020
tyup:


Parachutes are expensive n besides you don't expect it to be in Abundance, a first timer would grab his parachute bag n want to escape if he encounters turbulence on air lead-in to commotion and it'll really make the pilot loose focus

so Boeing or Airbus knows what they're doing
I'm not talking about distributing parachutes to everybody, the parachutes I'm referring to is a design some developers have suggested over the years,just 4 of this type of parachutes is strong enough to land the retractable part of the plane which will comprise of the passengers sit and the cockpit safely.
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Carloslehder: 4:31pm On May 22, 2020
Lekanberry:
Open Box iPhone 11 64GB Available
With all accessories
Black Colour
Chip unlock

Call or Whatsapp 090685356.52
Lagos
How much
Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Carloslehder: 4:17pm On May 22, 2020
SirMichael1:
LOL. I'm pretty sure he behaves like a wimp around his cousin for the guw to haue courage in harassing.

Reminds me of when i was much younger, i once told an uncle, a little older than i am that the next time he thinks that it's okay to leave his palm on my face, I'm going to walk into the kitchen at night, get a knife and slit his throat while i smile and walk away, leaving him in his pool of blood.

he looked at me suggestively, i looked right into his eyes, smirke and walked away.

I bet he never tried that shit with you again
Celebrities / Re: Itel Mobile Unveils Olamide As Brand Ambassador by Carloslehder: 4:16pm On May 22, 2020
Poor brands,they don't have a choice, even though their ambassadors won't ever use their products.

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Science/Technology / Re: Monkeys Killed In My Village In Abia (Pictures) by Carloslehder: 3:41pm On May 22, 2020
Awon werey,they can eat anything

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Politics / Re: COVID-19: We Won’t Sack Workers — Lagos by Carloslehder: 3:26pm On May 22, 2020
Like you have a choice
Crime / Re: Missing Jimoh Bello Found Dead Inside His Car Trunk In Ogun (Graphic Photo) by Carloslehder: 3:26pm On May 22, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
Ogun State: The Home of the most brutal skullminers. You people make me sick! Alayema anfami! Rankos!
Commit genius from your name,you're a repulsive fool
Travel / Re: Pakistan International Airlines (PIA) Crashes Near Karachi by Carloslehder: 3:20pm On May 22, 2020
Are the passengers and the crew alright ,science has failed humanity once again, why can't they make retractable aeroplanes and stick big parachutes on the retractable wing.

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Family / Re: I Feel Depressed! My Cousin Beat Me Because Of N100 Biscuit by Carloslehder: 3:14pm On May 22, 2020
Sit him down and ask him why he hates you that much,if he doesn't give you a favourable answer then you have two options.
1)find any dirt on him and blackmail him,you can put contraband inside his room and make sure his parents find out,he'll know you can play his game too

2) wait till he goes to sleep,go to his room in the dead of the night with a sharp knife,wake him up and whisper this words to his hears '' One of this days I am going to take your life and lay my two hands over your dead body'' leave the room and let him go back to sleep.

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Phones / Re: Infinix S5 Pro Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by Carloslehder: 3:09pm On May 22, 2020
If I spend 2kobo on a tecno or infinix product my people should commit me to Aro abeokuta.

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Health / Re: Why COVID-19 Patients Play, Dance In Isolation Centres — NCDC Reveals by Carloslehder: 3:07pm On May 22, 2020
SILVERLINES:
cheesy

Nigerian COVID

In the United States COVID-19 patients are struggling understand oxygen mask

In Nigeria they are dancing Ogehne Igbo showing that in Nigerians are extraordinary people.

In Raymond Dekposi voice

COVID-19 in Nigeria is synonymous with malaria and that's how Wike is writing numbers everyday in Rivers State.


The corridor lawyer couldn't decipher COVID-19 and malaria since both are synonymous in symptoms
There are tons of covid patients doing fine in United states oga,my best friend is infected over there and we still play pubg 24/7 here,in fact I just finished a session with him and our gang,resume to lobby soon.so forget dat one
Health / Re: 339 New COVID-19 Cases, 67 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 21 - (1864 Tested) by Carloslehder: 3:05pm On May 22, 2020
goldensoul55:
If you still believe corona virus in Nigeria is real then you must start thinking again .
Delta State went on lockdown on 26 March with O cases , today they claim there are 31 cases and schools ,worship centres etc will be opening soon . Really


Why the lockdown when we had 0 case then ?
Go to the nearest isolation center to you and go and explain to the people there that they don't have covid
Health / Re: 339 New COVID-19 Cases, 67 Discharged And 9 Deaths On May 21 - (1864 Tested) by Carloslehder: 3:04pm On May 22, 2020
josh123:
And i heard they want to open schools and religious centres
Do you see an end to this, so we should now close everywhere and wait for a miracle abi.we should stop our lives for ever cos of pandemic wey no get cure
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Tattoo Of Her Mother 'Rita Daniels' by Carloslehder: 3:02pm On May 22, 2020
Such a good thing to honor a mother that pimped her child to the highest bidder,prostitutes everywhere sha
Politics / Re: Buhari Signs Amendment To Executive Order 008 On VOARS by Carloslehder: 2:59pm On May 22, 2020
nedekid:

Aunty, no vex, true true are you an olosho?
Confirmed one,it's her lifelong trade na

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Politics / Re: Buhari Signs Amendment To Executive Order 008 On VOARS by Carloslehder: 2:59pm On May 22, 2020
This man should open our borders to restore our economy jare
Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Carloslehder: 2:42pm On May 22, 2020
abiolag:
It was a smooth transaction between @mendy31 and myself with the man of integrity @wesse90 as an escrow. my first time using escrow service and it was an excellent transaction. A big thanks to all parties involved. Pls use Mr. wesse90 anytime any day
Let's just change the group's name to wesse90 and the rest sad sad

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