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PhonesRe: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by Carsonv(m): 10:20am On Dec 08, 2013
I was hoping someone who understands the concept of bandwidth would have commented by now.

Bandwidth is the amount of data or capacity of data your network can carry within a timeframe.

If MTN has a total bandwidth of say 400MB/s that means every second the total of data that passes through is 400MB.

If a BB phone compresses its data by 50% that means BB uses 200MB/s to transfer a 400MB data. This is against an Android or iPhone that'll use the whole bandwidth to send same data.

So you see, the logic makes sense. One android may be using same bandwidth as 20 BlackBerry phones.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe In God Choosing A Life Partner? by Carsonv(m): 7:02am On Dec 08, 2013
God 'found' a wife for the first man, Adam. Later when things got awry, Adam just turned and said "is it not the wife you gave me"? God didn't have an escape route because He actually gave without Adam asking.

Thereafter, He repented! Now said, he that finds a wife...

So the desire to have a wife must first come from you. Then you can now seeks God's guidance, or go all out on your own. Whatever you believe works best for you.
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope With Your Immediate Sibling by Carsonv(m): 6:41am On Dec 08, 2013
dayokanu: This is common when the elder is female and the immediate younger is male

The Younger male think he is stronger
Lol...not always so. My younger sister never one day believed I could beat her. Back then she'd brag to ears that were ready to listen that she beats me at home. Lol. That was because I had(still do) so much luv for her n never laid hands on her during fights(just block her random hand flings).

But when maturity set in, she realized how much I loved her. Now she adores me like a hero.

Now what if I took to provocation every childishness she puts up cos dat Gurl used to be annoying? We would have just bn tolerating each other now.
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by Carsonv(m): 6:31am On Dec 08, 2013
gothrones: @Carsonv

What about all the innocent people who bad things happen to every day? The millions of Jews who were slaughtered by Hitler? The millions of people born into slavery? I don't believe in Karma. Bad and good things just happen randomly. What about all of the bribery and corruption in Nigeria? All the women raped in war? All the children who die in war? Children with cancer all over the world? There are far too many things for me to list here. If Karma were true, everyone will be good.
You're assuming now that good people are always good. That is not so.
Again, like I mentioned karma effect comes amplified. This amplification can affect other people around you.

I've not detracted from the fact that some good and some bad happen at what the unkeen observer may term 'random'. But my brother, the law of cause and effect is imminent. There's always a result for every action or inaction.

You talked about cancer, cancer or any other sickness is not random. It's a result of wrong decision by the bearer or someone close.
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by Carsonv(m): 6:20am On Dec 08, 2013
Sagamite: I was not even talking about grammar. undecided

I was talking about ability to reason and make deductions.

Which kind of institution produces "graduates" that believe your wife will cheat on you solely because you slept with another man's wife?

Nollywood University?

The paucity of logical reasoning in the average Nigerian is mind blowing!

When some white people call some blacks monkeys, it is in reality a deep and offensive insult to monkeys. Some real, natural monkeys are far higher up the intellectual totem pole.
And this post has really made you look super intelligent. Congratulations! On your new status. Mchewww! huh
Sagamite: I was not even talking about grammar. undecided

I was talking about ability to reason and make deductions.

Which kind of institution produces "graduates" that believe your wife will cheat on you solely because you slept with another man's wife?

Nollywood University?

The paucity of logical reasoning in the average Nigerian is mind blowing!

When some white people call some blacks monkeys, it is in reality a deep and offensive insult to monkeys. Some real, natural monkeys are far higher up the intellectual totem pole.
And this post has really made you look super intelligent. Congratulations! On your new status. Mchewww!
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by Carsonv(m): 6:12am On Dec 08, 2013
IYA NGBALI: what would you say about those girls dat sleep wid sugar daddies and are all doing fine and big boys dat sleep with sugar mummies and are also doing great?I don't believe your theory jo. If I sleep with GeJ and he gives me a very juicy contract no be God butter my bread be dat?
Why not take one person you know that's into that observe the person closely. It doesn't get better.

If you sow good seeds, you reap good fruits. If you sow bad seeds, you reap bad fruits. #beelidat
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Another Man's Wife. by Carsonv(m): 6:07am On Dec 08, 2013
Karma is like an Operational Amplifier.

It amplifies what you give it and outputs it as effect. If you plant a grain of corn, you a whole cub/ear(whichever one). So when you sleep with someone's wife don't just expect your wife to be slept with. No! Multiply the input by some arbitrary number K(usually very huge)...that's what you get as effect.

Some ppl want to believe that when they sow good seeds they'll reap good and then avoid believing that bad seed would generate bad fruit.

E.g. If u sleep with someone's wife, the result may look like this: you won't get married, your business or income source crashes, you contract some terminal disease, nothing works for u, no more progress...one spot every year, your children will be wayward, your car will get accident, your wife will die etc. The list is endless.

My dear nairalanders, whether it be adultery or any other evil/sin, avoid it like plague cos karma is sitting beside you with constant K.
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope With Your Immediate Sibling by Carsonv(m): 5:23am On Dec 08, 2013
If you put it to heart, you might just ruin a better future relationship. You're the senior, you should take the initiative.

Have you noticed that most adult siblings who have a strained relationship now is mostly because of something that happened during growing up.

If it'd make you more relaxed, if you're really pissed off just address the misbehavior and forgive immediately...like it never happened!

As I said earlier, only family has the freedom to disrespect you n go free.
FamilyRe: How Do You Cope With Your Immediate Sibling by Carsonv(m): 9:59pm On Dec 07, 2013
You should get used to that. It's only family that's permitted to act that way to you and go scot free.

Remember, they don't do it cos they hate you but they look up to you and wish they were like you. It's disguised admiration.

When u understand it this way, you won't have problems with your siblings.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 9:45pm On Dec 06, 2013
Hi guys, I know most of us are giving finishing touches to the preparation. I wish you all success.

I just stumbled to some General Past Questions tonight. If you're interested just send me a mail to ugolovesu@yahoo.com I'll forward them.

Meanwhile has anyone heard of any reschedule in ph venue due to d sanitation exercise?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 9:15am On Dec 06, 2013
Any info as regards a reschedule for 8am test tomorrow in PH due to the sanitation exercise?

Ptdf/Cinfores don't expect us to boycott the sanitation and sneak thru the uncanny eyes of the police.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 8:03am On Dec 05, 2013
Kudanis: Honestly, I can't remember anything except Laplace. It's not my field so couldn't memorized the terms. There were questions on diagrams based on "Laplace" something.... As of last year many questions on Control bears "Laplace" something......! I'm not writing Control this year.
Ok. Lemme c if these hints help you remember. Did you see stuff like Transfer Functions, Poles and Zeros, State-space Equations, Linear Time Invariant systems etc? Also were there lots of calculations or just theory questions?

It's not exactly my field cos I didn't do Control during undergraduate level but I'm tryna find my way around it so a hint from you would be most valuable. Thanks
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 6:07pm On Dec 04, 2013
Kudanis: For those asking about "Control" question. Is there anything "Laplace" something or theorem in Control? Am not an Electrical and Electronic's student but I wrote Control in last year PTDF test. It's was like a movie to me.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 6:00pm On Dec 04, 2013
Kudanis: For those asking about "Control" question. Is there anything "Laplace" something or theorem in Control? Am not an Electrical and Electronic's student but I wrote Control in last year PTDF test. It's was like a movie to me.
Yes there is. What did they ask about laplace? What other concepts did they ask about?

I did Computer Engrg n didn't study Control in school so I'm just reading random. If you can remember any other concepts asked, it'd be great. Thanks
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 9:19am On Dec 04, 2013
What kind of questions do they ask for Instrumentation and Control section? Too many calculations or just basic theory!
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 11:25pm On Dec 03, 2013
Has anyone realized that Saturday 7 is sanitation in ph? What happens to those of us that have been scheduled before 10am?
PhonesRe: Airtel Users On Android Have You Been Blocked? by Carsonv(m): 11:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
ubcandid: Please what is the code and can i tether from my android with it?
102 to 131. Ofcourse you can tether...so long as ur fone has d functionality.
PhonesRe: Airtel Users On Android Have You Been Blocked? by Carsonv(m): 3:55pm On Dec 03, 2013
xager: what's the subscription code? cheesy
102 to 131
WebmastersRe: Most Embarrassing Moment In Front Of A Potential Client! by Carsonv(m): 3:46pm On Dec 03, 2013
Alishachris: I remember once i went to sell out a Forex Trading Seminar to a Winners Church way back in 2009. I once invited to see the presiding pastor. i had my speech neatly crammed up in my head as i had being working on it all night. Once inside the PP office, he invited me to sit down and tell him what i had on offer. Almost immediately, i started shivering all over. I couldn't remember a word to say to him. He was just there looking at me shivering, shaking, sweating all over. Mumbling in unknown languages. He just shook his head, picked up a piece of paper and asked me to put what i had into writing. i just picked up the paper and zoomed the hell off. up and until today, i can't explained what really happened to me that day. I have spoken to bigger and more powerful men. It cannot be Nervousness. It's still a mystery to me today.

angry
You said you went to sell Forex Training shey? That's the problem na!
God catch you redhanded as you wan swindle en shildren!

Forex ko Forestry ni.
PhonesRe: Airtel Users On Android Have You Been Blocked? by Carsonv(m): 3:28pm On Dec 03, 2013
If you need a better and cheaper plan, try the mtn night plan...that's what I use!

For 2.5k you get 4.5GB...1.5GB(bonus) works 24/7 and the normal 3GB works at night(9pm - 6am).
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Banned From UK For 15 Years! by Carsonv(m): 2:06pm On Dec 03, 2013
I smell big lies. How can Burna be a minor by 2010 with all those strong bear bear?
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 1:08pm On Dec 02, 2013
If you want to scale through this test, read up all your core o'level subjects (the ones u likely wrote in your jamb). Forget all those past question crap and section 3 stuff. That was ptdf exam format more than 9years ago. Also prepare yourself in simple IT questions.

Thank me later.
EducationRe: 2013/2014 PTDF Scholarships In Nigeria, UK & France by Carsonv(m): 7:16pm On Nov 28, 2013
Got same invite!
BusinessRe: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by Carsonv(m): 2:13pm On Nov 28, 2013
12month: my brother how come u hate d first class u work like crazy to get
Not a guarantee for a good job...not in Nigeria. If I could do it again, I'll share my strengths between getting a good grade and building a great social wealth.
PoliticsRe: Electricity: New Owners Complain Of ‘overwhelming’ Problems by Carsonv(m): 11:51am On Nov 28, 2013
Gbawe just stole the words from me. Touche!

Even the most insanely stupid man in nigerian can quantify the problem in the Electricity industry and some 'investors' who have supposedly done their feasibilty survey think they can just start milking.

Where are the prepaid meters? Where are the transformers? Where are the expansion of the distribution network? Where is the increased power generation? Where is the rural electrification? Where the heck is the investment? ....and already you wanna start the rip-off!

Knew it'd come to this. I just wish(basically that's all there is to it) that NERC will do their job of regulation well. Because the people that bought NEPA are only economic vultures.

My opinion has always been that the company should have been sold to the public and not to the same gang of rogues that have constantly defiled Nigeria.
InvestmentWhat Is Your Definition Of A Wealthy Man? by Carsonv(op): 11:31am On Nov 28, 2013
I've seen in lots of places, Nairaland not duly exempted, of classifications of a Wealthy/Rich Man and a Poor Man.

For some people, the mention of a wealthy man quickly brings to memory names like Dangote, William Gates, and you know all them billionaires(in dollars).

For others, their landlord who has three-storey building can be comfortably called a Wealthy Man.

Now my question is, How Much Amount of Wealth Will One Amass to be Called a Wealthy Man? (That's if being wealthy is a function of materials)
OR What qualifies one to be called a Wealthy Man?
BusinessRe: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by Carsonv(m): 10:18am On Nov 28, 2013
Everybody's saying Invest Invest Invest!!! Invest in what I must ask...nobody actually knows what to invest in with 3M on this thread!

For me sha, I'll gladly take the 3M and go buy meself a gravel truck, wear by shorts, sit beside d driver n get to work. 9months tops I'll get meself another truck. And next five years...do the maths!

Btw I have a 1st class BEng certificate o! I hate that certificate pass anything ryt now...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by Carsonv(m): 9:52pm On Nov 26, 2013
Hey peeps, I'm already reading up stuff about retail banking getting mind set for TS....talk about FAITH!

Also working out physically, I intend to get out of TS not only achieving intellectual efficiency for the job but also come out with my six-packs fully visible.

Hehehe...omo! My faith is on Overdrive!!!!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Has Received Recent Email From NNPC As Regards The NNPC 2012 Recruitment? by Carsonv(m): 3:12am On Nov 26, 2013
Guys I was able to scale my pdf files to about 150KB tops. Anything below that will create blurred documents. Was anyone able to upload files that size?
EducationRe: We Are Going To Court For Iyayi -Falana by Carsonv(m): 7:49pm On Nov 23, 2013
What about now Governors are enjoying Immunity Clause, who's he going to charge to court?
PoliticsRe: Rivers Govt Replies Okonji-iweala On Missing $5B From Excess Crude Account by Carsonv(m): 5:28pm On Nov 23, 2013
Now these are serious issues we shouldn't trivialise!
Whether we like Amaechi or not, these points are valid. Why fund SURE-P with ECA? That's not what they told us when they put Nigerians into suffering by increasing fuel price. All the promises then are still lying there...as promises!

Abeg there are lots of fund mismanagement from this administration! Well it's not new to us but atleast NOI should stop fronting this holier than thou personality...it's disgusting to the sensible mind.

They don use ECA money do burial for Okirika.

**now playing: Tuface- E be like say**
PoliticsRe: Jonathan To Commission Enugu Plant by Carsonv(m): 10:05am On Nov 23, 2013
Promhize: Amadioha fire you! Amadioha redirect all meaningful investment coming your way. Fool!

Yes this an e-curse.
Young man what is your problem? What has he said that warrants all the bile? Abi his English construction dey hard for you to understand.

U just acted like a Kobolander not a true Nairalander?

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