₦airaland Forum

What's good for da goose is good for the gander...they should also approach us too...for more than 1000000000 geologic years now we have been the ones approaching them. They should jst be modest enough, take jst one year out and return the favour we've been doing them for over millions of years. No be say i dey liverless oooo...i don taya to de toast. Thank God say na money be d bait to use catch them now.*winks*

seriallink: Brah you funny sha!

But I completely agree with you! Eve no try jor! Just put man pikin for wahala I tell ya! She no be good mother

ehn...nau! Atleast BOKO HARAM fo nor dey. Gej for no be president, TONTO DIKE for no release her songs. Avoiding that fruit would have saved us some problems like i have mentioned.

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Hmmmm...i'm also confused! If ADAM and EVE had not munched that forbidden fruit....only GOD knows what would have been the situation. Who for come dis world b4? All of us for dey heaven(or whre b dat place sef wey God chase dem from?) De catch fun now. And, i heard EVE was d one that fed ADAM with the fruit, See what eve have caused me...i would not have come to this world ,not to talk of becoming a NIGERIAN. WOMEN and their wahala...that is why u stil see them running our pockets dry, especially the nigerian female children/ version of EVE. May God forgive me, EVE no try at all...see food plenty for heaven, na just fruit she take land all of us for wahala so....no be even AKPU+OHA SOUP, AMALA+EWEDU or TUWO+MIYAN KUKA. Hmmmm...WOMEN? Smh! *grabs many women...fun dey dere*

Must FEC always meet and only to come out with empty direvtives and repetitive approval ? Rawbbbish!

Walking nonesense!

Wetin u talk?

This is un-nigerian and strange! I never knew a public office holder in nigeria could resign on his own. Thank u sir evn thou as ur party(pdp) wil soon send efcc after u for an unknown reason. Did i hear 'personal reason'? Dem go come out with corrupt charges against him soon.

Na for free? I need am.

Joagbaje: People have always given money as tithe right from bible days

u mean pple used money even when jesus was here, or which bible days are u talking about? When did money come into existence, that u said ' people have always used money as tithe right from bible days'??smh

I'm sure nigerian immodest pastors edited that part of malachi that says 'crops and livestocks' and replaced it with money so that they can buy private jets, live in mansions, own companies and probably send their children abroad to study while church members live as true pictorial representation of poverty. I weep for religion these days.....

shagarri: I made FRONTPAGE!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY!!!


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sha-garri, kasha garri, nasan kanason garri...oya drink or pop some garri for that.

Hmmmm...he gave me banana throughout the song and he gave me till i got enough. Oya change am to ORANGE shap-shap!

Hmmm...my tough-talking and less action president is at it again. Talkin as if those ministers wld play to his directive. I'm sure this directive will further worsen the situation of the road than helping it...Keeping quiet without his empty directives wld have helped in this case. Smh

vitality22: The deputy governor of Akwai Ibom State Mr Nsima Ekere has resigned from office. He resigned this evening. Am at the government house now. Details later.

why? This is strange! This is un-nigerian kind of...i never knew a public office holder in nigeria cud resign on his own. Op, jst get me some codes in form of source...plssss.

Kulas: Naturally,South East(Igbo)and South South babes are most beautiful than any other region in Nigeria,followed by North central.South west(Yorubas)came last.It is not sentimental but fact(real),or who can dispute it?

if u come north, u go quiet..no yam leg

gilmaro: So many guys out there are lookin for what u're kidding with, if I were you I will marry her.

oga mi, no b me b the op, i was jst contributing....

[quote author=e-herbal]i think he learnt loads.the only problem was the trio were trying to take over clarences job that night.you needed to see the way they were trying to outdo each other in directing the video.good thing clarence kept his cool.the shoot was mad sha,very mad.[/quote]were u there?

ItsModella: Is Jude learning from the Baba(Clarence Peters) himself?

i guess so. D jude guy sef na everythin him de do..na him de direct video, manager , marketer, transporter, event planner , employer and finally he sacked may-d. Smh

kokoye: really??

what do devil worshippers wear?

seargent pepper's suit like the one they wore in ' e no easy' video.

megxo: ehen, dat shakin ya bum bum issue ba?

ehnnn..nau! D song resemble 'shake ur bum bum' die

gudnex22: listen to Alingo n bum bum dem no look alike @all abi u no check am so?

check the progression of the song and the beat...i'm sure u'l not doubt the fact that they copied timaya's shake ur bum bum.

danjohn: I think that she should be made Minister of State of Tourism, Culture & National Orientation. You cannot get more irrelevant than that.

Gbam! Hahaha.. u gat me lolling...

ghettodreamz: Maybe he's trying to put the square peg into the right hole it belongs and does fit in.

g-dreamz, are u sure? That man and his cabinet can be funny at times. What about ribadu's report? He shld do his reshufflement based on those found to b havin skeleton in their cupboard.

Deziani shld b moved to ministry of water resouces pls, instead petroleum resources..we need water scarcity or or subsidy removal frm water..pls.

Why not deziani?

Timaya never sue them abi? Ok, i knw say timaya mouth b like pump-action, him go soon attack them.

The word 'love' is imaginary/abstract and it is clinged to mega fantasy. I'm sorry, u have what so many men out there are looking for....we all want the love our partners have for us to outsize the one we have for them. No body seeks advalorem in lovelife...so loving u more than u love her is not a crime, u can build on that and have a happy home. if u think marriage is concerntric to love alone, then , that love will somehow go away or diminish along the line, maybe after 2-3 kids u will confirm this. The goodnews is that u have a reason why u don't wanna let go cos u knw the effect ur decision will have on her, that's enough reason to marry her i.e, if u dont want her to die in ur name. If u were not really in love with her , u shldnt have allowed the r/ship to get to this stage. And how are u sure u'd find someone who u love 100% and she's ready to return the favour in similar size? Marriage is not 100% about love dis days, but about the woman that can help u build ur home. Bro, find time to correct her...u can shape her to become ur dream gal if she truly love u like u said. Do pray , ask God for direction b4 taking any step. Best of lucks!