₦airaland Forum

Demdem: I am one of those that strongly believe that we arent worshiping the same God. So Op should define which God he/she is referring to.

ofcourse ,we cant be worshiping thesame God..as the God we worship is ONE and monotheistic in nature, but the God u worship is 3 i.e God in the son, father and holy spirit. This polytheistic nature of ur God confirms the fact that we worship different God compare to the one u worship. If God is three, in son , father and holyspirit , then it creates the feeling as if God was made in china...i believe u cant say that the supernatural GOD is divided into 3. Who among the 3 Gods of urs created the rest? Holy confusion!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]And now they have joined forces kikiki[/quote]who are those ?

Balkan: I know the average yoruba man looks at an ijebu man with contempt and disdain.

i never knew these great guys are from ijebu;awo,solarin etc.. the only popular things i've heard from that place are ekpa ijebu, ijebu garri and baba ijebu. The state , when created can depend on these 3 things for IGR.

My God! Dont they think that creating more states will open more PANDORA's BOX for this country than some poor policies have done her? Why wont he support ijebu...cos i knw he's a catalyst in idoma pple agitation for apa state. Somebody should tel me what states like ekiti, osun,ondo,adamawa,yobe,taraba,gombe,plateau,niger,jigawa,ebonyi, abia,kebbi,bauchi,nasarawa etc, doing? They do nothing rather than waitin for monthly allocation or produce more opc , massob and boko haram members. Lets incoporate the non-active existing state into the active ones...atleast, there will b a cut in our recurrent expenditure. Na only salary dey chop close to 70% of our budget and we stil wan create more states....idealogical RAWBISH!

afam4eva: It may sound like a joke but Ijebu state will make a killing if they focus there energy in producing and exporting Ijebu Garri all over the country and the world. Their motto can be something like this: Ijebu state - Garri for all.

did u mean SLOGAN?

Logicboy03: Australia, Uruguay.

2 countries better than Nigeria

2 countries with atheist presidents.

just these 2? I'm sorry atheists stil have a long way to go.

rokiatu: What sort of dumb azzz thread is this?

ah-an! Madam e don tey wey i see u. Welcom! Ok, anwer the question...which do u prefer?

[quote author=Czar-Chris]Ahhh how could I forget the almigthy brazillian hair? Our ladies have gone crazy. More items needed 4 my list.
(Gawd go punish all of una, six pack ko, six crates ni. Mtchewww...smh)[/quote]laff wan faint me for here..hahaha..no be only six pack, na na six carton. That fake hair they attach to their head gives one choking odour of some sort...when they move pass u, there is this unified and common odour that oozes out . I dont know if u hav noticed that..

[quote author=Czar-Chris]Guy dat really hurt, ouch. LWKMD
But its true, most of them boobs go pass dia elastic limit at age 17 and they have the guts to come here choosing between pot-belle and 6packs.
Coming soon, a thread on the different gadgets women deceive us with.
1. Heels
2. Cupped bra(made of metals)
3. Eye Lashes.
4. Fake Nails.
5. Pot belle
6. Fanta face, coka cola feet.
E.t.c.
Ok guys imagine ur girl without this gadgets. Ehwwww. You got that right, and this ladies have the guts to come here and talk about 6packs? Take a look in the mirror bîtche$.
Any more gadgets, hit me with it guys. Lol[/quote]when they've gone past their elastic limit u know wat happen next...their breas't undergo plasticity then, finally u find the breas't at the breaking point.

lekkie073: no matter how good ur fone browser is, it can never be faster than operamini. try it on ur fone and see. u cant know d better between two if u dont try d second option

haba? I saw someone rating BB browser on this thread. Broda, try HTC browser and u'l b dere.

Breakup? The worst form of heartbreak for me is when i'm barred or prevented from accessing the pothole in between her legs...and that's followed by a breakup from me...shap-shap. Op, number 11.call d police whenever u see her to refund ur money, since there was no return on investment.

[quote author=190-the-clown]smh[/quote]i did this countless time..infakt, i shake my my shoulder and leg.

stexsy: who ia an Adele or wat is it about?

na one yoruba woman o...u shld know frm her name. She sells garri' at the market.

dmcdad: Sagged breasts? Ohh! U mean their breasts have low self-esteem? Lol

exactly! Do ur survey well and u'l be suprised at ur result/outcome. Their breas'ts dont obey hooke's law or theory of elasticity.

Maxwell86: What shall it profit a dude to have six pack and have a small pen.is

From the last research i did, it was very obvious Naija girls prefer Pot bellied, rich politicians to a broke ni99ah with abs caused by hunger.

hmmm...if u have packs and ur thirdleg is just some CM long and mm wide then u're in trouble. Ur babe wil definately say 'save d packs for the picture times , i need satisfaction in d bedroom'.

baddiguy: thanks jare. you would think that that candygosh is a model of an ideal 9ja chic if she can run 9ja guys down like that. unfortunately, she fits your complaint here

no mind her. Most of them no get wetin nija men needs apart from that pothole in-between their legs. All they have are wavy belly, tyre-like waist, sagged breas'ts and asymmetrical arses.

lefulefu: i no get sixpacks sha because na bony chest i get but then my manhood dey drag height with NEPA electric pole

lolling and falling....

candygosh: Our naija dudes aren't dat sexy, save a few. Few of them have the sexy tins john cena or d rock have.

and how many nija gals are sexy? U will discover that those with hips do not have arse, and those with arse do not have hips. Those with breas't do not have arse and those with arse do not have braes't. Thats why u see most nija men dating 4-5 women at a time cos they are always lookingfor what is lacking in one gal and is available in another. If u get d one with hips, u go look for the one with arse to complete d picture. Its been a difficult task for nija men to get d full package from nija gals...but sha, we the manage what's available for the fun of it.

NO! If my creator(GOD) do not worth your belief and aknowledgement, then, u dont have to rule over me(somebody he created). How can i vote someone who do not believe in God and the day of judgement? He will bring anihilation upon his people cos he believes no after-life or he'd not stand in front of God to account for his deeds. U must believe in something to to lead people who believe in something. And who said he will vote for an atheist who's morally upright? No moralty in politics. Common, the morally upright guys are not in politics not to talk of seeking for your votes.

My phone browser does it all...the exprience and sensation it creates is wonderful. Op, i dont need to install any browser , as the inbuilt one is not only fantastic but COCKE-CASTIC! op, if i i give u my fone browser make u sample ehn..u go dump UCWEB.

Sunymoore: *clears throat* i use operamini and disabled images in other to save my data. Design n adverts no worry me wo, as long as i can see the text am ok.

especially, images from nairaland ADS.

slyfoxxjoe: LMAO..i will rather die jobless than join Nigerian police force.

tens of thousand of people that ended up applying the academy or those we saw at the examination centres last time had at some point said something worst about the NPF than what u typed out here....but thesame people are now praying to secure admission into the academy. Oboi, if e never RED for u, it is easy to sit in the comfort of your room and choose how, when and what to do. If e RED, u no get choice.

Samabu07: One of my mumu friend use that touch pro last two years. I still prefer BB cos of its cheap subscripiton and fast email connectivity!!!

lol@ 'mumu friend'. I'm using HTC fone with android operating system...my major problem has been the subscription...about 4k for one month subscription frm glo and etisalat, and mtn dosnt have subscription for htc fone except MB for smart fones. Even dou i buy mb for one month , it will only last me a week. Bb is cheaper anyway....

Decryptor: What do Nigerians see in this "Blackbanana" phone? It just amazes me o Still cruising with my HTC Touch Pro 2 (Windows Mobile) Blackberry is for gossips and flirts!

HTC? oboi ur head dey dere! HTC stands out well ahead of BB. Pro 2 window mobile? Android OS thing....i no get BB time.

binger: Men suck bosoms more than women...why??

hmmm...u cant ask for what u already have. Abeg, na we need breast pass...we dey suck till we die. Oboi, it is important to suck much. U wil discover that most male child have sharper mind than the female one...cos boys take their time to drain enough vitamin from boby. Abi, boys no get brain pass gals? We knw how they survive in skool...na low breast consumption dey cause am.

Wetin dey?

Hope okija juju is leading...i need update.

nosa gold: Nwanne daalu r'nne, okija must win this election by fire by force.........this is a do or die affair nw

*n'ecgegodi onye m ga apia bottle gulder n'isi ya ugbua

it must b okija juju or no EZE NDIGBO 4 NAIRALAND. OKIJA must win o.

As an 'expertriate nd'igbo' and sombody who believe that when it goes well for ndigbo, it is nigerian and other people will emulate as such, i'm here to give it to whom i think has d quality to take nd'igbo to the next level... I therefore vote OKIJA JUJU as eze and,
OGUGUA as eze nwayi...i think i like her....*winks*

solomto: So,i never try calling any number of a dead individual.

*grabs fone to call my late parents* if they answer ehnn, even for ten seconds i go happy die.

My GOD watch over me...my race/colour and religion are my two most cherished assets, but they also expose me to danger off all kind...GOD, I need ur protection against those that have vowed to destroy me because of my race and religion!

Gboliwe: hello! Obu ele ima mbu nwami?
Ask Odumchi to interprete. Lol

biya..Gboliwe nwanna,translate am biko. Ngwa, u must oo..do am shap shap. *grabs kolanut and seaman royal schnap*