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[quote author=miss-sweety86]I tried placing my Iphone in a sealed bag full of rice after it made a jump in the jacuzzi: it didn't work :-([/quote]haba? U sure say na iphone or jacuzzi? Abegi....na 3310 d fone be and na for stream de tin fall wen u go fetch water while u were carrying basin of water on ur head. Jacuzzi ko..yahooze ni

Fuel scarcity can only end in nigeria when new york become the capital of nigeria, maiduguri becomes part of southern nigeria, george bush and osama bcom best of friends, china bcome a local gov't in nigeria, lambo as taxi in nija, or when we have water flowing from lower relief to highier relief...if all listed are not connected to reality, then i will not be wrong to say it is impossible to have a 'fuel scarcity-free' nation. E no fit happen as long as we have PDP in place! Smh....

Hypo-hypo-hypooooo! Go wipe O! Whittens. Removes stain . Kill germs.

What a relevant body of work we've got here...OP, ur head dey dere! I love ur write-up and i hope this make the frontpage so that our so called 'artificial accessories(eyelash,brazillian hair etc) supported beauties' can have a look at this, maybe learn a lesson or two out of this.

Emotional obama! If this had happened in nigeria, or gej crying before his campaign team....i can guess he's weeping and sayin in his mind "my dear campaign team and fellow nigerians, you will all be in trouble in the next four years; boko haram shall be ur friends and neighbours, ex-millitants shall earn more, massob and opc shall become more poweful, CABAL shall dictate to the gov't, fuel scarcity shall become the order of the day, and corruption shall be handled with kid gloves...weeping " and the last line will be: "fellow nigerians, i wish u well if u all live to see the end of my tenure."

This is a Poetic justice and not jungle justice.

topsyking: RUBBISH invention....

saddist!

[quote author=fried-rice]Help us by listing facts and proofs that he's lying
so that we can crucify him also.[/quote]dont mind them....what have they done to gej who claimed he knows them?

[quote author=Mynd_44]Someone should kindly tell Bahari to shut the fûck up. No one really believes him.[/quote]he dosn't need that from u...it is not important, what is important is for him to get the msg across...and he did jst that.

Shollypopz: lol, maybe na English cos am. Buhari no sabi English wella

it is unfortunate that a professor of english language like u do not have history, fame/popularity, acceptability, dignity, integrity like the man u jst mocked. Wetin concern english and dissociating himself fom bh? Abi u no get the msg? Smh

Na now i understand sef

werepeLeri: and where in the report was that said?

dont tell me u didn't see that in the report...smh

Boil, na meat?

Nizstephen: Pls i have a lil problem now...pls i nid replies my chemistry in ssce is D n i got admittd 2 study statistics pls is chemistry compulsory 2 study statistics

nothin do ur result...chemistry is not in anyway relevant to statistics.

Hmmmm....

Alleinad: He said he left me because he loves me, how is that even possible?? What are your thots on these people??

"if u love something, u let it go and if it comes back to you it become yours...and if it doesn't , then it was never yours". Do relate ur situation to the quote above maybe it will help u connect the dotted lines.

Source....get me some codes pls

What rawbish...! This man jst want apa state created for his pple(idoma) that's why he's bent on the issue of state creation . Let's compress some of the non-productive states and make them part of the productive ones. For God's sake what are states like ekiti, abia,yobe ,adamawa,jigawa, maiduguri,osun,kebbi etc doing? Create more states to give nothing rather than more boko haram, MEND, MASSOB And OPC...they will get more deadlier. I weep for my country!

Nonesense

Keshi should include osaze's name to his list shap-shap! Apart from kanu, he's the only patriotic player we have. I was sad when i heard he declined he would not play for nigeria again....happy he's ready to do our colour again.

How de video dey?

[quote author=ekt_bear]I have never heard of someone being impeached even before assuming office. Maybe the op is Ibrahim Babangida[/quote]i lolled and fell down from sky!

Op, the only sin she comitted i guess, was her refusal to align herself to an imaginary republic(biafra) and connecting herself to reality by opening a thread on her nation(nigeria)? Op, are u ok or high on some gruel? Who told u she has biafra or igboland on her international passport? What happened to freedom of association and speech? This internal wrangling you have among ur pple is jst the only reason why u can never raise a voice that will help actualise biafra. This is a foretaste of what biafra will look like when it is eventually realised, i knw say e no go happen sef. Smh!

I own the most expensive jet cos i'm stil on FOOT!

Fluke! This rating does not translate into any meaninful development or impact on the life of ordinary pple. Rawbbbissh!

Hahaha..dis guy funny die! Ok let us knw the size of ur laps then we can tell u d cause. If ur laps encloses ur scrotum, then expect that to happen. Regular shaving could help....

Adamu

dvdon: What!! Is dis real First to comment!! Abegi who cares about d news of DICKson and AMUeachi

madness!

Did i hear amaechi say "i will be contesting with a nothern candidate in 2015"? I go vote this guy life... I'm tired of the hat-capped and the shoeless president. As a nigerian, I'm so distanced and fenced from a brighter future under gej. Make dem no fight sha.