₦airaland Forum

Honestly1:
They took to their twitter page to congratulate Nigeria about the first Truck to be produced in the Nigeria Plant. This is good news.




https://mobile.twitter.com/FordNigeria/media/grid?idx=0

One lasting legacy from GEJ's government.

rexkexmilan:
She should Shut The F**k Up Joor .

And why is that? Just the way ur blabbing online, she has the right to say whatever she wants online. Hater!!

Wanice:
http://viviangist.com/gov-fayoses-motorcade-was-blocked-in-ondo-by-angry-youths-see-what-he-did

These are the kind of leaders we crave for. Leaders who feel the pulse of the people and are approachable. Can Fayemi for example do this, even though he's a good man?

MrPresident1:
Fulani owns the land, let them practice their pastoralist livelihood!

Go and look for your own land.

Fulani does NOT own any land in Abuja or environs, Get that clear.

OVI75:
Pls tell that to buhari.

Fallana i thought it was not supposed to be your concern.

What kind of stupid ignorant comment is that? It is the concern of every NIGERIAN, if you are indeed one at all.

SAPEDRO:
I had been looking forward to Monday morning since Friday evening, after closing very late from class and couldn't find my ATM card. I knew I had to cook to be able to eat during the weekend days, which is one of the things I hate the most.

I was able to pull through the weekend, so I dashed out to the bank as early as 8:am this morning and then went to the cashier who was unusually friendly, smiling asking me a lot of questions at the same time advertising the bank's products while processing my withdrawal in which most of the time her eyes was fixed on me.

I collected my money and then bade her goodbye, immediately I got out of the bank the deed happened, I got an alert! credit alert not debit, what I withdrew had been added to my initial balance, I was in a dilemma, even though I'm still a student, I'm financially ok and the money is a paltry compared to what I have, but this money could have gotten me a crisp Moda cris suit and somebody has given it to me for free out of carelessness or so I thought. It wasn't the easiest of all decisions but I summoned courage and went back to her and explained what had just
happened to her, she was so excited and told me it was a mistake on her part, she thanked me and asked for my phone number so we could talk and thank me very well in the evening, I scribbled it down on her notepad and left. I am so happy with myself right now for the courage to return the money.

What you did is Noteworthy. Very few NIGERIAN Students would do that.. When we hear these stories, we know we have hope in your generation.

Mynd44:
So their tradition only recognises female adultery. Okay na.

BTW, I think it is bullshìt. If anyone wants to be taken seriously, the same rules that apply to men should apply to women.

Well your thinking is irrelevant because no tradition metes out equal punishment for adultery to both sexes. Right from ancient times(even in the bible), traditions have been favorable to men, and it won't change now cos of what you think

Linus4get:
I graduated from Uniben for 6years now with no job. I manage to get a good paying and mouth watering job through my sister's friend. The manager employed me in proxy of the CEO, in which the CEO will be back to the firm nextweek. My manager threatens to report negative feedback to the CEO because i refused to sleep with him. Whatever the manager tells the CEO, the CEO effects. I need this job i am fed up and tired of joblessness. I cant leave this job now. Please if you have experience this before advise me on what to do and how you came out of this tragedy.

FAST AND PRAY FOR THIS MATTER FOR THREE DAYS AND SEE WHAT GOD WILL DO. YOU WILL BE SHOCKED AT THE OUTCOME YOURSELF.

benedictnsi:
Lol..... Nigerians....... When money talks I guess

WRONG Guess this time around. Disabuse yourself of that mentality.

SSpeter:
When My older cousin living abroad was pressurised not to marry a yankee or African American but a Naija babe. He felt bad for a while because he had to break up with his college girlfriend. The task of recommendation was thrown out to every member of the immediate family who was interested. (where I come, we marry via reference so as to ease inquiry into the lady/guy family) being my paddie beause he buys me stuff I joined the race and promised to help in the search days later I forgot everything. My Aunt (Mum's cousin) and my Mum were fed up because the guy often rejected some of the ladies they linked him with.

It was my kid's brother's matric day so I went to stand by him. Looking around I saw so many pretty faces then my cousin came to mind...(although I am not attracted by pretty faces) so I didn't speak to any then something came to my mind I love intelligent girls (If you like look like 'ikwikwi' as long as you can best me in any logical reasoning and analysis I am already in love with you).

So I went straight to the closest school (faculty) which was faculty of sciences, I started staring at the result boards looking for female brains...It was more difficult than I thought cos the school actually removed the names of the student only matric number and result chaiii....so I copied all the top mat numbers who were finalist from all the departments in the faculty. luckily as I was leaving the school (faculty) I noticed students exiting a lecture theatre so I asked a guy which department he said MCB 500level.

I smiled brought out the matric numbers I copied from micro biology and was shocked the five top matric numbers I copied 3 were females. He told me their names nd pointed one to me. She wasn't elegant but not short so I knew she will do. I introduced myself we conversed and she accepted to take a shot with my younger brother nd I. Right there she even told my young bro "ensure you apply ur heart to studies alone"...that comment made me smile. I got her contact and she left.

I travelled back, told my mum then called my cousin. My cousin asked how are you sure is not a flirt? I told him point blank, you can't be wayward and top ur department success requires discipline. My mum called his mum and they chatted with her on phone invited her and when we finally linked them. my cousin told the mum..."this surely will do"...while I was still serving, I attended the traditional weeding... trust me na I collected my percentage for services rendered... ...nothing is free

I THOUGHT MICROBIOLOGY WAS A FOUR -YEAR COURSE?

purplekayc:
Dat no 10...

midolian:
A FIFA medical officer on Tuesday rejected media reports that Iran had broken rules by fielding women footballers, winners of a recent Asian championship, who were actually men.

Days after Iran triumphed at the inaugural Asian Women’s Futsal Championship in Malaysia, reports emerged that eight of the Iranian team were male.
In violation of FIFA rules, the players either had yet to complete a sex change or had suffered from sexual development disorders, Britain’s Daily Telegraph reported, citing Iranian sources.

A report by an Iranian state television website said the women players had the physical strength of men and some had “male inclinations”.
An official for FIFA rejected the claims of rule breaking, though she indicated some players had previously suffered medical conditions that affected their appearance.

“There are no gender concerns for women’s futsal and football teams,” Dr Zohreh Haratian, the governing body’s appointee in Iran, told Shargh daily.

“No scientific proof exists on these claims,” she said, noting that all the players had been checked.
According to the rules, any players participating in overseas matches, should first go through gender verification by FIFA’s medical representative, Haratian explained.

“Only then the player will be permitted to play in Asian or global matches. FIFA will respond to such accusations by foreign media,” she said, naming Saudi Arabia’s Al-Arabia and Britain’s Sky News.
The allegations are not new, said Haratian, also the Head of Iran’s Football Medical Assessment and Rehabilitation Center.

“In the past, a few of our female football players were accused of being bisexual,” she continued, adding that in 2010, one player suffering “an inborn disease of adrenal glands” and looked liked a man but was actually a woman.

“When FIFA understood that their problem was inborn, it rejected the claims and issued permits for them to play in matches.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/iran-in-trouble-for-fielding-men-in-a-female-football-competition/

Lalasticlala

The number 10 is really a man.

Sylver247:
Fellow Nairalanders, I am the op of the thread on "How have you been surviving without a job?"
I have a friend who works with Shell, hes actually a childhood friend we grew up together. We have been apart for long cos he works in Warri while I reside in Lagos.
Recently we hooked up again via Facebook and we got talking on phone about life and all. Told him my jobless situation and he got very concerned about my plight. He promised to do something about it cos I was very open with him, didn't hide or form. He requested for my CV which I quickly edited, refined and wired to his email. He said he would submit it to some senior people in Shell.

About a month later he called me and told me something has come up. That there is 6 a year contract job that will be coming up in October and that I need to acquire a particular training (HUET) without which I can't work in the upstream. He said its normally free but the man in charge of recruiting people said since am just a referral, I have to pay for the training. He said the training is 65k which I confirmed and its true.

Now he promised to pay part of the training fee (40k) for me and said I should take care of the remainder.
I trust this guy (he is my very good friend from same community) but you know people can change suddenly.

I just need advice from people who know about this kind of stuff, if its possible or not. Its small money (25k) but I wouldn't want to be scammed off the little money am surviving with as am currently managing myself. I don't even have the money now but I can run round and get it.
He told me they are waiting for Buhari to announce his cabinet before the project starts and that he will call me.

Please advice me should I give it a shot?

davide470 uboma lalasticlala

From what you said so far, there's nothing to be suspicious about. HUET is about 70k like you said depending on the company. 25k is nothing compared to what you want, except you don't trust the guy of course.

Johnnyessence:
http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-distressed-by-abuja-blasts/

'CLUELESS' is the right word to describe the present regime.

Jackeeh:
Uhmmmmm whether Buhari is sincere oh or not sincere with anti-corruption oh, Diezani has been arrested. That's a step. Let's begin from somewhere.

A rep neither APC or PMB didn't contribute to. That's the point you should note instead of polishing their over bloated ego.

keenn:
Last 2 years, I noticed (subconsciously) a lady that exercises very early in the morning on campus.
She was so consistent with her routine that I got inclined to know her.

My plan was to ensure she wasn't jogging when I would say hi to her, the possibility of that occurrence made me to come out early everyday in the hope to meet that situation

One day, she eventually stopped to catch her breath just almost in front of where I was seating. I took the opportunity, with a beating heart and cold feat, I walked to where she was gasping for air...

Good morning, its quite rare to see ladies that are exercise inclined, she responded 'thank you'

I like your...before I could continue, she bugged her ear with her ear piece and jogged off.

Was just last week I discovered she is a lecturer

The news is, I would be having her class on monday and this would span for 5 months. Am so worried

The recompense of your randiness will be visited upon you when her classes begin. Enjoy!

Titilayodeji13:
A Twitter user, Chima Okoro, who predicted the attacks in Abuja on Friday on the social networking site, has deactivated his account.

Okoro, with @chimaokoro63 as his username on Twitter, between 8.34 am and 9.12 am on October 1, had repeatedly posted: “I pray for Nigeria: there will be a bomb blast in Abuja &Lagos, Boko Haram is going to attack and kill police_army &_ Navy their evils (sic).”

In the profile picture of the account, which was captured by other users before the user deactivated it, a young man of dark complexion is seen slouching in a room with cream-coloured walls, dressed in a red T-shirt, while holding up a mobile phone in his left hand and smiling to the camera.

Checks on Twitter revealed that other users had started raising the alarm about Okoro’s tweets as early as 10 pm on Friday.

One user, Eduozor Henrie, at 10:47 pm, said, “@Omojuwa @toluogunlesi @ogundamisi, please guys see the timeline of @chimaokoro63… worrying. He tweeted this yesterday.”

Another user, @md_oyereyi at 11:31 pm, said, “The attention of the DSS and other security agencies should be called to this… @Ifyduoz @Omojuwa @toluogunlesi @ogundamisi.”

Debo Oduola, at 11:32 pm, said, “@Ifyduoz @toluogunlesi @Omojuwa @ogundamisi @chimaokoro63 he should be arrested asap,” while Dame Jayla Peperempe, in her reaction (11:03 pm), said, “Hmmm this is all he tweeted yesterday.”

Ogundana Michael (11:16 pm) said, “Who is this that tweeted this? He tweeted this just yesterday!” and Dogoh Orduen @MackDogoh (11:18 pm) expressing disbelief, said, “@MickeySunny @chimaokoro63 you are kidding me!!!”



http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/03/twitter-user-who-predicted-abuja-attacks-deletes-account

I don't see why he should be arrested. It was obvious that someday it would happen since BokoHaram were being pushed out of the Sambisa and like we all know, they would like to make people believe they were still around. We also know that we are poor at intelligence gathering when it comes to terrorism. It was just a matter of time.

eleko1:
If U truly love dis girl,u both need to sit down nd have heart to heart talk.If she fail to change her wayward lifestyle of 'GBANJO NI TEMI,kick her outa.

Heart to heart talk my foot... With a prostitute? Advise from hell..

Touchey:
Your construction is very poor

See this dullard talking.

[quote author=freddymanny49 post=38485501]Hello Nairalanders,

I am in a big mess at this point in my life. I have been suffering from low potency for months now. I don't get morning erection like i used to some 3 - 4 years back and beyond. It is causing me so much worry and pain that I had to call of engagement. I feel dead and dry on the inside. What do I do to stop this mess from messing and ruining my life. I don't want to use viagra to get it up because I am aware of the long term effects. I am still young and I am too young to be using viagra. I need serious help.[/quot

I don't mean to be judgmental, but I know that if you give your life to Jesus, everything about you will become new. And it includes abstaining from sex until you are qualified to do it, and with the right person. I know a person so close to me who had exactly what you described, and today, his manhood is bubbling because he met Jesus after living a promiscuous life previously.

SenseiX:
https://www.thecable.ng/revealed-nigerian-mission-embarrassed-buhari-pope-francis-un-meeting

ARE YOU SURE HE WASN'T drunk with burukutu? They better tell us the truth now...

pansophist:
In the lexicon of human migration there are still hierarchical words, created with the purpose of putting white people above everyone else. One of those remnants is the word “expat”

What is an expat? And who is an expat? According to Wikipedia, “an expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing in a country other than that of the person’s upbringing. The word comes from the Latin terms ex (‘out of’) and patria (‘country, fatherland’)”.

Defined that way, you should expect that any person going to work outside of his or her country for a period of time would be an expat, regardless of his skin colour or country. But that is not the case in reality; expat is a term reserved exclusively for western white people going to work abroad.

Africans are immigrants. Arabs are immigrants. Asians are immigrants. However, Europeans are expats because they can’t be at the same level as other ethnicities. They are superior. Immigrants is a term set aside for ‘inferior races’.

Don’t take my word for it. The Wall Street Journal, the leading financial information magazine in the world, has a blog dedicated to the life of expats and recently they featured a story ‘Who is an expat, anyway?’. Here are the main conclusions: “Some arrivals are described as expats; others as immigrants; and some simply as migrants. It depends on social class, country of origin and economic status. It’s strange to hear some people in Hong Kong described as expats, but not others. Anyone with roots in a western country is considered an expat … Filipino domestic helpers are just guests, even if they’ve been here for decades. Mandarin-speaking mainland Chinese are rarely regarded as expats … It’s a double standard woven into official policy.”

The reality is the same in Africa and Europe. Top African professionals going to work in Europe are not considered expats. They are immigrants. Period. “I work for multinational organisations both in the private and public sectors. And being black or coloured doesn’t gain me the term “expat”. I’m a highly qualified immigrant, as they call me, to be politically correct,” says an African migrant worker.

Most white people deny that they enjoy the privileges of a racist system. And why not? But our responsibility is to point out and to deny them these privileges, directly related to an outdated supremacist ideology. If you see those “expats” in Africa, call them immigrants like everyone else. If that hurts their white superiority, they can jump in the air and stay there. The political deconstruction of this outdated worldview must continue.

http://www.theguardian.com/global-development-professionals-network/2015/mar/13/white-people-expats-immigrants-migration?CMP=fb_gu

I beg to disagree with your submission.
Your definition of expat is correct, but you went on to say that only the Europeans are treated as such. I don't know where you got that from, but that isn't correct.
We have BLACK Nigerians who work in Nigeria as expats, because they weren't brought up here, And there are many of them in all IOCs dotting the country. I specifically have a friend who works in Ivory Coast as an expat because he isn't an Ivorian and he is treated as such.
Thanks

Naijasinglegirl:
I have been making most of my withdrawals across the counter since my ATM card got expired last month.

Anyway, I breezed into a random Diamond bank yesterday afternoon to withdraw money. Got the withdrawal slip and wrote out a whooping sum of two thousand, five hundred Naira. ( I had to spell it in full so the amount would seem huge)

My hands were stretched out nonchalantly to the female banker and when she raised her face to receive my slip, I recognise her as Seun, my room mate in my 200L.

'Damn!" I cursed. Not when I am appearing this shabby.

I should have added another zero to the N2500 if I knew I was going to bump into Seun. As girls who haven't seen each other in more than two years, there was bound to be some sort of comparison. I heaved a sigh when I remembered my account balance is just N22000.

"Lord have mercy! Naijasinglegirl? Is this yewwww?" she exclaimed, stretching out her short arms in an unsuccessful attempt to hug me over the counter.

She snatched my slip and gazed at me pitifully.

"Babezzz are things that bad? This one N2500 is bringing you to the bank. I could pay you from my pockets you know."

No thanks!

During our days in the university, Seun was a flippant part time student. We often teased her that her type may go as long as ten years without getting a job.
I even promised I was going to lend her my NYSC khaki to take Instagram photos in her backyard since part time students were not eligible to participate in NYSC orientation exercise.

Today, the wheels of fortune has spun in her favour.

I had to lie I actually came to the bank to withdraw 15K. I took the slip from her, tore it into two and wrote out another draft of 15K which she paid from my account.

On getting out, I had to board a vehicle to another branch of Diamond Bank to pay in the 12.5K balance sharp sharp! Zero tolerance for extravagance.

Last night, we had a lengthy conversation on phone.
She wanted to know why I was unemployed and I kept dismissing her with,

"Don't worry about me jare. I'm working on something."

"Something ke? Lie lie! You think this your good girl attitude would get you anywhere in this country? Don't you know I got my banking job through Chuwkudi, that my sugar daddy. If you didn't dull his friend your story would have been different today!"

Chuwkudi's friend was a stinking oil rich magnate in Portharcourt. I met him through Seun but there was a problem. He was married!

Seun is of the school of thought that there is absolutely nothing wrong in dating a married man so long as both parties share some fringe benefit in return.

Chuwkudi's friend was generous. He was ready to dash me one of Nigeria's oil well if only I was willingly to spread one of my legs to the South South and the other to the North East for him whenever he needed TLC.
Each time he came by my hostel, he would squeeze N10000 to N15000 into my palms for dinner.

During my first and unfortunately, my last tour to his company's lodge, he promised me an IT placement in Mobil. I was going to get an already furnished flat at his quarters after graduation. He was going to influence my NYSC posting to an oil company and of course, a well paying job upon completion of NYSC.
All these promises in exchange for my hymen...

"Sir, but I told you I cannot...I have not done this before..." I trailed off.

He tore off a page of his cheque book, scribbled something down and handed the paper over to me.

"This would be yours if you spend tonight with me. . . I would make you the envy of your friends." He swore.

Six hundred thousand Naira was written boldly on the cheque.

The highest amount of money that had ever been offered leisurely to someone in my family's genealogy. Honestly, It took a special level of grace to dropped the cheque on his table and walk out that door forever.

Did that singular 'goodgirl' attitude cost me my surest ticket to this good life I crave for? I hope not.

Don't despair, you did the right thing by refusing him. Are sure it would just have been sex without any thing diabolical, for that sum? My dear your situation is temporary, you can never be worse than where u are now. The only way you can move is up. Keep ur self clean, you will ever live to bless the day you made that decision.

callydon:
Hi friends, recently most people have been
complaining about some unknown people
posting nude pictures and videos on their
Facebook timeline/walls and on Facebook
groups they belong to. This can be very
embarrassing as your friends will start
seeing you as a very irresponsible person. So
what do you do when your friends start
complaining to you that you are sending
nude pictures and videos to them and you
know within yourself that you ain't the one
sending them these pictures and videos.
If you have ever been in such a scenario,
relax cos today we're going to tell you how
to stop those pictures from your wall.
>>> The first and MOST important thing to
do when your friends tell you that someone
is sending them nude pics/videos using your
account is to
change your Facebook password. These
hackers might have accessed your account
through a "phishing" link (we'll talk about this
later), so what you need to do is to reset
your password immediately. To see the best
way to choose a very strong password click
here.
So now you've changed your Facebook
password, but wait! Some of your friends are
still complaining that they're still getting the
nude pics from your Facebook account, not
to worry here's the next step to take.
>>> If after changing your password and
this issue continues, that means you must
have given permission to some malicious
apps to post on your behalf on your
Facebook Wall.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO
It's quite easy, just go to your Facebook
settings, click on "Apps" from there you'll the
list of apps on that have access to your
Facebook account, click on any one of them
you suspect and delete it. Or to be on the
safer side, just delete ALL the apps you see
their and then you can now re-add ONLY the
apps you trust. After doing these, the pics/
videos will stop appearing on your timeline
cos the app posting it have been deleted.
So there you have it, do you have any
question NOT covered by this post, feel free
to ask your questions using the comments
box below.
PS: As a general rule, it's advisable to be
very careful about what you click on while
surfing the internet and Facebook shouldn't
be an exception.
.
.
Source:
www.oddytech..co.ke/2015/09/how-to-stop-hackers-from-posting-nurse.html?m=1

Nice one

teeowl:
female virgins above the age of 25 years is an extinct specie just like the Dinosaurs... deal with it!

Amebo! Is that the question you were asked?

DAVIYJONESS:
The wedding night by tradition is suppose to be a special night for couples, the night they look forward to for months or years and finally they had to make the sweet love.

One of the excitement of marriage is sex, especially that wedding night sex, what will be the excitement if your wife is not a virgin? But just a normal lady who has had lots of sex and how will the sex be special to you guys when she is not new but second hand? And you are not the one that deflowered her?

Guys are you going to treat the night like every other regular night ?

Firstly, it's special because it's going to be your first time if you're a virgin even though she isn't. Secondly, it's the first in the series of legal sex you'll ever have, no questions asked. Lastly, it's the only sex you have to get used to and the only one that will allow go to heaven even if the world ends while you're doing it.
I don't think you can beat that.

ijustdey:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-thought-he-friend-now-he-wants-sex-favour-he-did%E2%80%A6

You need to come clean with what you used the money for and go tell his parents, since you said they are aware that the money was given to you.
Your virginity can't be bought simple!

coninse:
Please help choose.

I want to buy a 2003/4 Lexus RX 330 but at the same time, people are advising me to by Infiniti FX35 or Nissan Murano.

Which one should I choose? Or do you have a better suggestion? Please state your reasons.

I have used and still use a LEXUS; no engine problems at all. Have a friend who used a murrano, there were complains, with maintenance cost and the rest. I'll advise u go for LEXUS.

nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

You beginning to sound like you want the sex yourself. Why would you want him to be turned on at all. It makes no sense if you're not gonna allow him shine the Congo, so I guess he's doing the right thing.

[quote author=brytandre post=33599970]10x10-10x10 = 10(10-10).... He didn't even need to include the step. It is correct Sir! [/quot

You are right

abduljabbar4:
Who is your father? Tell him that i said he doesn't know how to train children
Why must their activities be near his window?

Are you a biafrog?

Why don't you ask your father that question.