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Romance / Re: What Is The Excitement Of Wedding Night When Your Wife Is Not A Virgin? by CashVessel(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2015
teeowl:
female virgins above the age of 25 years is an extinct specie just like the Dinosaurs... deal with it! cool

Amebo! Is that the question you were asked?
Romance / Re: What Is The Excitement Of Wedding Night When Your Wife Is Not A Virgin? by CashVessel(m): 6:51am On Sep 19, 2015
DAVIYJONESS:
The wedding night by tradition is suppose to be a special night for couples, the night they look forward to for months or years and finally they had to make the sweet love.

One of the excitement of marriage is sex, especially that wedding night sex, what will be the excitement if your wife is not a virgin? But just a normal lady who has had lots of sex and how will the sex be special to you guys when she is not new but second hand? And you are not the one that deflowered her?

Guys are you going to treat the night like every other regular night ?

Firstly, it's special because it's going to be your first time if you're a virgin even though she isn't. Secondly, it's the first in the series of legal sex you'll ever have, no questions asked. Lastly, it's the only sex you have to get used to and the only one that will allow go to heaven even if the world ends while you're doing it.
I don't think you can beat that.
Romance / Re: I Thought He Is A Friend, Now He Wants Sex For A Favour He Did by CashVessel(m): 5:33pm On Sep 18, 2015
ijustdey:



http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-thought-he-friend-now-he-wants-sex-favour-he-did%E2%80%A6

You need to come clean with what you used the money for and go tell his parents, since you said they are aware that the money was given to you.
Your virginity can't be bought simple!
Autos / Re: Lexus 2003/4 RX 330, Infiniti FX35 OR Nissan Murano by CashVessel(m): 7:23am On Sep 18, 2015
coninse:
Please help choose.

I want to buy a 2003/4 Lexus RX 330 but at the same time, people are advising me to by Infiniti FX35 or Nissan Murano.

Which one should I choose? Or do you have a better suggestion? Please state your reasons.

I have used and still use a LEXUS; no engine problems at all. Have a friend who used a murrano, there were complains, with maintenance cost and the rest. I'll advise u go for LEXUS.
Romance / Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by CashVessel(m): 11:09pm On Sep 17, 2015
nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

You beginning to sound like you want the sex yourself. Why would you want him to be turned on at all. It makes no sense if you're not gonna allow him shine the Congo, so I guess he's doing the right thing.
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by CashVessel(m): 12:07pm On Sep 17, 2015
[quote author=brytandre post=33599970]


10x10-10x10 = 10(10-10).... He didn't even need to include the step. It is correct Sir! [/quot

You are right
Politics / Re: Change:buhari Shuts Down Children’s Church In Aso Rock, Orders Chapel Relocation by CashVessel(m): 12:01pm On Sep 17, 2015
abduljabbar4:

Who is your father? Tell him that i said he doesn't know how to train children
Why must their activities be near his window?

Are you a biafrog?

Why don't you ask your father that question.

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Politics / Re: How Timi Alaibe Is Using His Post To Lure Married Women To Bed by CashVessel(m): 11:58am On Sep 17, 2015
GovDickson2016:
The story making rounds about the Special Adviser to President Goodluck Jonathan on Niger Delta, Mr. Timi Alaibe, is posing a great concern to many who are close to this dude who lost his wife not too long ago. Timi who is also a very close friend to the president, we were informed, now has a very bad trait which is causing many people who know him in the FCT sleepless nights. The habit is sleeping with married women in the name of helping them secure contract using his contact in the Niger Delta region and his influence in the presidency.

Timi Alaibe who at a time aspired to become the governor of the South-South state of Bayelsa, we were informed, is so used to this act that he was recently said to have enjoyed a romp with three women at the same time while he was supposed to be doing his work, which is to find a lasting peace to the crisis in the Niger Delta region. It was said that the act happened recently when the ex-Militants paid a solidarity visit to the president in Abuja in the wake of the bomb blast that rocked the Federal Capital Territory on the day of the country’s 50th independent anniversary.

Timi who is supposed to be at the forefront of the whole thing owing to his role as Special Assistant to the President on the region, instead of being visible there was said to be enjoying the company of the three married women in an undisclosed location. The women we gathered will be getting their pay via contracts they will be executing for the government on the Militants Resettlement Programme. The situation is so bad that he was rumoured to have slept with wives of many, even some whose husbands are chieftains of the PDP who might have approached him for contracts, with nobody daring to challenge him because of his influence with the president.


We're they forced to sleep with him at gun point? Why would a married woman go that far as if her husband can't take care of her? They are to blame as well
Politics / Re: Ezekwesili Knocks Al-makura Over Alleged Assault On Woman by CashVessel(m): 12:24pm On Sep 16, 2015
WombRaiders:
Useless woman is looking for relevance and seeking attention as usual

At least she's more useful than u are.
Politics / Re: Abacha Never Stole – Buhari, “I Recovered 287 Billion Abacha Loot”–obasanjo by CashVessel(m): 12:03pm On Sep 16, 2015
pet4ril:
It's all politics n is their business. I don't give a damn on who is lieing or who is saying the truth.. they are entitled to their opinion

This isn't about opinions, it's about the truth. Wake before you and your fathers household are sold.

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Politics / Re: Change:buhari Shuts Down Children’s Church In Aso Rock, Orders Chapel Relocation by CashVessel(m): 11:52am On Sep 16, 2015
ozy4christ:
prayer prayer prayer, call for prayer


Which prayer? Did we not pray and We were told that Buhari's coming signal a new phase in the Islamization of Nigeria? What did CHRISTIANS like Osinbajo and others do? Let us get ready for the repercussions of our foolishness. If a child is told not go go near fire and he goes, would u expect God to prevent the fire from burning him by prayers?
Politics / Re: Change:buhari Shuts Down Children’s Church In Aso Rock, Orders Chapel Relocation by CashVessel(m): 11:49am On Sep 16, 2015
deadZONE:
As reported by The Trent on September 3, 2015 there may be plans by the presidency to relocate the Aso Villa Chapel from the Presidential Villa due to its closeness to President Muhammadu Buhari’s official residence.

According to a source at the Presidency who spoke to Vanguard, aides of the president had on Sunday, August 30 attempted to stopping worshipers from using the facility, thereby causing a national uproar as Nigerians condemned the move in no uncertain terms, with many accusing the President of religious intolerance.

According to investigations, security agents at the villa had on Saturday, August 29, 2015 attempted to stop choristers from gaining access to the building for rehearsals by erecting canopies for the service to be held outside

But the plan was said to have leaked, prompting Vice President Yemi Osinbajo to intervene by reaching out to President Buhari before service could be held in the chapel.

The source said: “Osinbajo was uncomfortable with the plan and he had to reach out to the President before service could be held that day in the chapel.”

Vanguard also confirmed The Trent’s report that the children’s church had been shut and some of the rooms converted to shops for storing food items.

The closure of the children’s church has prompted their services to be held in the office of the Chaplain, Seyi Malomo, for their normal service.

A source posited thus: “As we speak, the children’s church remains shut and everything relating to the church has been removed. We had to beg them to allow us to remove our property. The children’s church has been turned into a store.

“As a result of the unforeseen development, we had to collapse some facilities to accommodate the children and keep our worship going.”

When contacted, the Chaplain said that it had not been shut, adding that ‘we only had some procedural issues that needed to be sorted out’.

http://www.thetrentonline.com/change-buhari-shuts-down-childrens-church-in-aso-rock-orders-chapel-relocation-details/

Change has also come for VP Osinbajo... There's a saying that " how u can be taking your bath in the river and still be complaining that there's soap in your eye" let him deal with it.
Politics / Re: Caption This Photo (lol) by CashVessel(m): 10:20am On Sep 16, 2015
GenbIoodykiller:
Frenchmen: chaii see as this man dey yarn nonsense just negodu grin

look at that man with white hair face grin

"Let's pretend we're attentive, so that he finish his speech fast, I can't believe I wasted this time listening to crap"

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Politics / Re: Allah’s Punishment Awaits Any Muslim Who Collects Ram From Fayose by CashVessel(m): 10:06am On Sep 16, 2015
Mc4larin:
League of Imams and Alfa in Ekiti State
have warned Muslims against collecting
Sallah rams from Governor Ayodele Fayose
over what they described as the deliberate
marginalization of Muslim members by Ekiti
State Government.

The clerics, who condemned the
lopsidedness in the appointments of
commissioners and other officials by
Governor Fayose, said that before resorting
to making their protest public, effort at
getting the governor redress the lopsided
appointment were to no avail.

The meeting of the Muslim clerics was held
held Tuesday at Anser- Udeen Central
Mosque Odo-Otu, Ado-Ekiti.

A statement by the Nigerian Supreme
Council for Islamic Affair (NSCIA) and
National Council of Muslim Youth
Organisation (NACOMYO) resolved that no
Muslim in the State should collect rams and
other food items if presented to them in any
form by the government.

The statement which was signed by the
leaderships of the Imams and Alfa said, any
Muslim that Collects such rams or food
items under any guise has taken Haram
(Unlawful) and the punishment of the
Almighty Allah awaits the person. (Quran 71
verse 28).

STORY!!! Abeg if you are in need, collect am .ooo. After all it's the tax money you pay they are giving back to you.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by CashVessel(m): 9:52am On Sep 16, 2015
slapandfall:



Have you heard of RCCG lets go a fishing?


Have you heard of how Pastor Adeboye trecked through 3rd mainland bridge back then in the days just to go and preach the word of God?

Have you heard of RCCG misionary fields and CSRs?

Some of these men have sown.. you cant stop God from rewarding them.

You that claim they should always use thier money to help the needy. How many beggers have you given your salaries to?


Leave them, let them keep talking while the gospel is being spread. Who are they to speak of the things of the Kingdom. We owe no one apologies. If anyone should be making noise, it's the members, not some infidels who know nothing about kingdom business. You want to tell me that a company executive who has branches in 188 countries in the world should spend time waiting for commercial flights and connecting flights abi? Especially when our message has to be urgently spread. The bible talks about heaven rejoicing greatly over ONE single soul that gives his life to Christ; in that case whatever is necessary for heaven to rejoice continually must be done even if I have to buy 500 jets. No amount of planes is worth any life. Critics may want to ask what about the poor, and I will tell you this; that what the poor need is the word of God first before anything (Luke 4:18 and Isaiah 61:1) on the other hand, we still take care of the poor.

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Religion / Re: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by CashVessel(m): 9:40am On Sep 16, 2015
Firefire:
It is well...

Unreserved respect to daddy G.O for his determination to reach the world with the gospel of Jesus Christ.

However, diversion from the principal Good News message of the cross to business venture of floating a luxury airline could be a distraction (my thought), this act thou is arguable.

The Master's words comes to mind...

... 'Nevertheless, when the Son of Man comes, will he find faith on earth'?

Why would you choose to believe Sahara Reporters? If indeed you have doubts about the use of the plane why not ask or do ur own investigation. Your comments already show your bias, which I'm sure you know is offensive to God as regards the personality of Daddy G O
Religion / Re: Calabar Pastor’s Family Lived With Python For 10 Years by CashVessel(m): 8:02am On Sep 16, 2015
[quote author=Theyveedo post=38048310]Calabar ppl can eat anything


Pinshures plz[/quot


People in all parts of the country eat snakes, so don't say crap next time
Politics / Re: Northern Leaders Reject Jonathan’s Confab Report by CashVessel(m): 7:50am On Sep 16, 2015
murphyibiam15:



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/northern-leaders-reject-jonathans-confab-report/


What nonsense! Sometimes I wonder why they are called elders, because obviously, they are not thinking straight. My reasons are not far-fetched:
They were a large chunk of the conference, so why didn't they say that then, or why didn't they address those their pressing issues?
They are not concerned about the billions spent which will be a waste if another conference is convened in this era of austerity and revenue generation drive.
They playing themselves into the hands of those who see them as having a northern agenda different from all others.
Celebrities / Re: Amaechi Attends Mo Abudu's 51st Birthday Party (Photos) by CashVessel(m): 7:21am On Sep 16, 2015
lonelydora:
The lion of Ubima. The Oti Okpo Na Eti Ani of Rivers State. The Igirigi ogu of Nigeria. I hall you. Always looking dapper.


You are my role model.


Which means you are planning to be a thief too like him.
Romance / Re: Please Help Me..i Need A Boyfriend/fiancee by CashVessel(m): 12:30am On Sep 16, 2015
[quote author=Didi5 post=17525718][/quote]

ON POINT.. I STILL THINK OUR NEW FOUND FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT BEHAVIOUR ONLINE IN NIGERIA.
Romance / Re: Please Help Me..i Need A Boyfriend/fiancee by CashVessel(m): 12:26am On Sep 16, 2015
cityhood:
Hi add me up we get to know each other 28bcafde
busolaJ:
I'm not desperate neither am I a loser, I'm not here to look for a boyfriend I just really need to vent some of my frustrations and share my feelings without being judged hence why I to opened an account.

I live in London,I'm 23, educated with a good job and I've never had a boyfriend,I'm not picky when it comes to men, realistically I'm not that bad looking I rate myself a 7/10 and most people describe me as sweet and easy going.Its not that I don't get Male attention but its always from the wrong type of guys, I assume that all the guys that approach me just want to smash which in most cases I'm right .

I don't believe in sex before marriage, am I being unrealistic with myself?, I don't go clubbing and party all the time so its not that I always surround myself with the wrong kind of guys. my close friends tell me everyday that its not possible to find a guy that will wait till marriage before sex but I don't want to settle for any old school guy at my church just because of my belief . BTW I'm not looking down on 'church guys' but I'm wondering Is it possible to come across young Christians who are considered 'new generation' and have same thinking and upbringing as I do.

please I need some advise and encouragement. Is this normal or am I being too hard on myself?.

I've tried so much to focus on myself and my relationship with God and making Busola (Me) a better person but I'm just really tired and fed up of waiting on Mr right cry cry cry

I like your decision to stay chaste till marriage. I would still opine that you must be doing something wrong to be getting advances from just the wrong guys. Check yourself properly and adjust if need be. There are a lot of good guys out there who want same thing as you do.
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Be In Love And Still Cheat On Your Spouse? by CashVessel(m): 12:21am On Sep 16, 2015
Lasgidy1:
I'm deeply in love with my orente. She means so much to me and I hold her in high esteem. I can't do without hearing from her at least 3 times daily despite my schedule at work on all days but I've come to realize that despite my unfailing love for her, I still cheat on her. Though, once she caught me cheating on her but she won't walk away. I believe she's forced to assume now that cheating is in the DNA of most men.

To the guys here, is it really possible to love your wife or babe so dearly and cheat on her? When you cheat on her, is it still fair to boast of your love for her? Also, why do most men cheat? Is it really true that cheating is in the DNA of men? Should we conclude its as a result of rampant moral decadence? Is there a way to stop it?
Cc: mods please do the needful

True love doesn't seek to hurt the other person which you do when you cheat on her. If you truly love her, you will discipline yourself enough to be faithful to her. Speaking from my first hand experience.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Buys Gulfstream Jet, Starts Luxury Airline (Photo) by CashVessel(m): 5:02pm On Sep 15, 2015
fatdon2:


Picture: The brand new Gulfstream G550 jet purchased by Pastor Adeboye
Photo Credit: Bob Holland


Source: http://saharareporters.com/2015/09/15/pastor-adeboye-buys-brand-new-65-million-gulfstream-jet-starts-luxury-airline


You don't have to lie to make front page na..
Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Is Next Ooni Of Ife, Says Nigerian Pastor In Ghana by CashVessel(m): 12:53am On Sep 15, 2015
alaoeri:
This should be in the joke section besides the pastor must be high on adulterated alomo. undecided

Why don't you wait till after the coronation before passing your foolish comments?
Religion / Re: The Catholic Pope Francis- There Is No Heaven Or Hell And Adam And Eve Not Real by CashVessel(m): 1:38am On Sep 12, 2015
K
princechinedu:
One man who is out to open many old “secrets” in the Catholic church is Pope Francis. Some of the beliefs that are held in the church but contrary to the loving nature of God are now being set aside by the Pope who was recently name The Man of The Year by TIME Magazine.
In his latest revelations, Pope Francis said:
“Through humility, soul searching, and prayerful contemplation we have gained a new understanding of certain dogmas. The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of God. God is not a judge but a friend and a lover of humanity. God seeks not to condemn but only to embrace. Like the fable of Adam and Eve, we see hell as a literary device. Hell is merely a metaphor for the isolated soul, which like all souls ultimately will be united in love with God.”

In a shocking speech that is reverberating across the world, Pope Francis declared that:

“All religions are true, because they are true in the hearts of all those who believe in them. What other kind of truth is there? In the past, the church has been harsh on those it deemed morally wrong or sinful. Today, we no longer judge. Like a loving father, we never condemn our children. Our church is big enough for heterosexuals and homosexuals, for the pro-life and the pro-choice! For conservatives and liberals, even communists are welcome and have joined us. We all love and worship the same God.”
In the last six months, Catholic cardinals, bishops and theologians have been deliberating in the Vatican City, in discussing the future of the church and redefining long-held Catholic doctrines and dogmas. The Third Vatican Council, is the largest and most important since the Second Vatican Council was concluded in 1962.

Pope Francis convened the new council to “finally finish the work of the Second Vatican Council.”
The Third Vatican Council concluded with Pope Francis announcing that…
Catholicism is now a “modern and reasonable religion, which has undergone evolutionary changes. The time has come to abandon all intolerance. We must recognize that religious truth evolves and changes. Truth is not absolute or set in stone. Even atheists acknowledge the divine. Through acts of love and charity the atheist acknowledges God as well, and redeems his own soul, becoming an active participant in the redemption of humanity.”

One statement in the Pope’s speech has sent traditionalists into a fit of confusion and hysteria…

“God is changing and evolving as we are, For God lives in us and in our hearts. When we spread love and kindness in the world, we touch our own divinity and recognize it. The Bible is a beautiful holy book, but like all great and ancient works, some passages are outdated. Some even call for intolerance or judgement. The time has come to see these verses as later interpolations, contrary to the message of love and truth, which otherwise radiates through scripture. In accordance with our new understanding, we will begin to ordain women as cardinals, bishops and priests. In the future, it is my hope that we will have a woman pope one day. Let no door be closed to women that is open to men!”
A few cardinals in the Catholic church are against Pope Francis’ latest declarations. Watch out for the report.

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THESE STATEMENTS….DROP YOUR COMMENTS!!!

http:///x0ifjkXqEb

If this is true, the Catholic Church as we know it has metamorphosed into some kinda liberal monster. I see the Nigerian chapter pulling out, just the way the Church of Nigeria Anglican communion pulled out of the Church of England.
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by CashVessel(m): 12:39am On Sep 09, 2015
Ndkings1:




https://www.thecable.ng/emeka-ike-okotie-not-a-pastor-but-an-anti-christ


Emeka Ike is being economical with the truth; his wife just ran away like that, and you begged her to come back? Does this make sense? And now Chris Okotie is the one to blame, not you?

He's just trying to create a reality show out of his dead career.
Politics / Re: ‘Wike Has Squandered Over N120bn In 100 Days’- Rivers APC by CashVessel(m): 12:04am On Sep 08, 2015
psquaret:
Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State has been accused by the state chapter of the All Progressives Congress (APC), of allegedly squandering over N120 billion during his first 100 days in office.

The APC, in a statement on Monday by its chairman, Davies Ikanya, said Governor Wike who is a member of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) had been merely engaging in falsehood and propaganda.

The party alleged that the money included N30 billion Mr. Wike borrowed shortly after assuming office, the N10 billion left by the previous administration and over N80 billion that accrued from Internally Generated Revenue and the Federation Account.

The party said, “Chief Wike represents everything that should not be found anywhere near the corridors of power. He personifies inaction, profligacy, corruption, maladministration and vendetta.

“Wike has not initiated any meaningful project in Rivers State since he forcibly assumed office in May 29th through the blood of Rivers people and in connivance with the corrupt and demented State Resident Electoral Commissioner, Dame Gesila Khan.”

“Apart from setting up the vindictive Judicial Commission of Inquiry and awarding contracts to his companies for the filling of potholes in Port Harcourt and Obio Akpor local government areas, Chief Wike cannot justify the expenditure of the N30 billion he borrowed plus the N10 billion left by the administration of Rt. Hon. Chibuike Amaechi and over N80 billion that has accrued to the State through Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) and from the Federation Account.”

The APC alleged that the governor presented roads constructed by Mr. Amaechi as those he constructed in the last 100 days in office, noting that no quality road could be constructed within six month let alone 100 days.

It also accused the governor of sponsoring a media war aimed at disparaging and decimating Mr. Amaechi’s character as well as visiting various churches to pray for forgiveness for the 100 people killed in the state in order to assume office.

The party said Mr. Wike could only boast of increase of insecurity, kidnapping, robbery and other criminal activities associated with a visionless administration.

“Today, all the initiatives of the Amaechi administration to curb insecurity in Rivers State have been annulled by Wike and his cohorts,” it said.

“The result is that Rivers residents now sleep with two eyes open as kidnapping, such as the case of Vanguard Columnist Donu Kogbara is now the order of the day.”

The APC also berated Mr. Wike for failing to declare his assets contrary to the dictates of the Nigerian Constitution that elected public officers should declare their assets.

It said, “We are, however, not surprised about his reluctance to make his assets public because he knows that if he does so, Rivers people and the entire world would be shocked to know that half of the property in Port Harcourt is owed by Chief Wike and his acolytes due to his greed and insatiable crave for wealth.”

The party lambasted Mr. Wike for refusing to constitute a cabinet, saying the governor preferred “to run the state from his bedroom in collaboration with former first lady, Patience Jonathan and other war lords that installed him as the Rivers State Governor.”
Source:http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/wike-has-squandered-over-n120bn-in-100-days/
Family / Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by CashVessel(m): 11:14pm On Sep 07, 2015
MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation



Hehehehehehehe, your mum really has a great sense of humor

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Family / Re: Check Out This Marriage Picture. by CashVessel(m): 12:33am On Sep 06, 2015
OneNaija:
Guess what the guy is thinking now LOL.

WHO SEND ME?
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Take A Walk In Tanzania (Photo) by CashVessel(m): 7:43am On Sep 05, 2015
ELTON123:
Latter now dem go dash you 2-0 undecided


You should be optimistic.. Do away with the negativity.

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