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If you can explain how 7billion people on earth all have unique fingerprints and brainwaves and not think of a higher power,then you just might get my attention.

Am I the only one who thinks the toe being sucked belongs to a dude?

Striking is the fact that you immediately thought of a 'wife' in Isabel. I think you should strongly check that angle out(I mean that in a positive way). The other lady to me sounds like fun but hey she is young,can you keep up all the time?
You might be in the market for fun but after all the adventure,what next? How will your choice affect your children?
Always remember, the decision is yours but the impact is on others. In the end,its still your life and you call the shots. Please pardon my LONG epistle.

Only tough love can quench this drama. Next time when they call tell them you aren't home or if they come unannounced,tell em you going out or expecting a guest. Make them dey their lane make you too face front. Ahead ahead brother,no time for action film. TAKE CHARGE!!!

Thanks for sharing

Attitude is everything. My all time best.

I think I want to go on this journey too

purem:
Am a man of honor that's why I love my president so that I can have a good relationship with my wife coz life is too short to be walking in the street while dancing one corner, it may make people to be thinking negative about your life but that doesn't stop you from buying pampers for your new born baby and that's baby gan gan is the reason why am writing what I don't understand so that you can get confuse when reading buh I will be somehow sorry if you have wasted your time reading, and if you don't accept my apology you can come with police and ask for purem at my working place....

This really cracked me up big time. I had to login just to comment. U try!!

Interesting read and all true.

Sabi boy. Nice one boss.

Nobody forced them to become priests.Celibacy is a requirement for being a Catholic Reverend . I'm not Catholic but If you can't stand the heat,stay outta the kitchen.

Don jazzy doesn't play jazz

A million times over

Dude actually does possess most of the atavistic abnormalities of criminals according to Ceasere Lombroso.

Me likey.

If this is true then it's worth applauding.

This rubbish of people insulting President Buhari online is cowardly and outrightly wrong. This is not freedom of speech one bit,this is unruly behaviour and reeks of disrespect. I'm sure this man will almostfall down on his face in order to greet Buhari if He was to meet him face to face. If you can't respect him because of his age,respect his office even if you are not sympathetic to his government.

Pls ma it's not a sin to breathe!!!

You can get her a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and a pair of sandals.

The head of the girl He murdered is really strong...

Two Heineken for you!

Bratking:
* If you are a certain distance from a nuclear explosion, you won't be killed immediately but, instead, you'll get third degree burns throughout your entire body. This kills your nerves so fast that it's completely painless.

* There's now a strain of gonorrhoea which is totally resistant to antibiotic treatment.

*There are a huge amount of illnesses that aren't curable or even treatable, not just Cancer & HIV/AIDS.

* If an asteroid happened to be on collision course with Earth, we can't really do anything against it.

* Serial killers have been known to keep captured victims alive for years or even decades.

* At some point in the future one Nairalander in this thread will be alive and everyone else will be dead.

* Every picture you pose for could be the one used in your obituary.

* There is a fungus that releases spores that allows the spore to control ants. It then proceeds to make the ant kill itself.

* Brain aneurysms can happen whenever, wherever.

* Without proper soil tests and foundation depths your house is at risk of moving, cracking and eventually collapsing.

* 2018 is 4 months away.

* When you die, hearing is the last sense to go.

* You might already own the clothes in which you'll be buried.

* In 2018, people born in the year 2000 will be old enough to make p0rn.

* Everyday, one person takes the biggest shiit in the world and doesn't even know it.

* Statistically, someone who reads this thread will die in the next couple of days.

Will it be you?

Credit: Google

Cc: Lalasticlala

Or you!!!

BiafranBushBoy:
ok

If Calabar and Enugu were given the same opportunity, it would have been better!!

If P.H was also given the same privileges, It would have looked better!!

But thank God that aside Lagos in the west, no other place can boast of producing Millionaires like even Nnewi!!

But guess what, we Igbos have invaded Lagos and turned it's original inhabitants to our sla...ves!! Same thing we would keep doing in other parts f the country, till the promised land we waited for comes to pass, then we vacate like Kings!!

You are beyond redemption.. More like a lost cause.

franzeezco:
Imagine 4:30am Come Try Am For Lagos Streets Now!!!

My sis and I do 4:30am too, we come back by 5:30 so that She can prepare for work. No need adding because of traffic in Lagos..

So her fone lost and she no get common sense to call her folks until her friends 'draw' her attention to the post?

muller101:
For u to capture the full view of the boobs. U better take an Arial shot.

Bobo u harsh Sha!!! Lemme come and be going.

Sebastine1994:
Democracy works when citizens are active. All these facts have been revealed for us to reposition our brains and think even take action but yet we are too divided to unite against our problem. To say no to evil.

Brilliant

The Five minutes is for the device selection and not for the assessment per se.

Just tell her u gat AIDS.... Works all d tym!!! Thank me later