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[quote author=MusaIbrahim1 post=75399374]You forgot Good sex too... Are you available?[/quote

Excuse me?

drskyfly007:
you will make a good spouse..cos you won't allow hubby to be ever depressed

Thanks for the vote of confidence. Give me a few REAL peeps and my family and I'm good to go.

emilyone:
In wonder o, not to mention gbenshing

Hahahahahahahaha. I have no idea what you're talking about mbok.

I just wonder how people just decide to end their lives at will, when there is food to be eaten ( however sparse), comedy to be watched,glorious alcohol to be consumed,playful fights to be engaged in with my siblings and beautiful memories to be captured on my cheap android phone.

I can never understand why...

Christian Grey is alive.

MannieA:
lol..Wehdone..I greet you.


Tbh,they are very easy to fuuucck but will like to put it as if it's only women that are cheap....mtchewww.Some men are very cheap

My own is the amount of effort they put in when wooing babes,afterwards they'll still have mind to come online and cast.

Where is that thunder when you need it sef

MannieA:
also with men..lmao.


You guyz are easy to fuuckk

Hahahahhahahhahaha,I love this girlie.
One bottle of Don Venice for you.

What's your budget?
Below 1k- Glass cup
From 2 to 4k- Boiling ring or a serving dish.
5k to 20k- Set of non stick pot,standing fan,etc

You can work your way up to fridge,microwave, car,private jet,house and so on from there...

She just miss you chasing her ni.

Just let her be and move on with yourself o jare. Life's too short to be tied to one girl who don't know what she wants.

Don jazzy. His sarcasm game is top notch.

Humans are funny. You can share your bodies but can't share info about money

God pls don't let me marry someone I can't declare all my assets to.

If you don't work on what's inside your head your physical environment will never make it up.

Make friends,there are lots of people waiting for a hand of friendship to be extended but if no one makes the first move,we are all gonna remain strangers. Learn to say no to things you don't want,even people you do not like.

Tell yourself everyday you are a miracle and mean it,With time you'll start to believe it.

Always remember nobody has life figured out,we are all trying. Stay winning brotherly!!

If i were you i'd run away now. She is not the one.

There should be a physical thing going on however little. Else,you'll never be fully happy with her.

It don't matter if she is ugly or beautiful, if you aren't attracted physically, you'd always be searching for more.

Unless you wanna live the rest of your life enduring her.

WonderManly:

Yeah, that is sunday fun for us to cheer up. Enjoy your sunday!

Tnx

Lollzzzzzzzz.... I've been in a shitty mood since I woke up but this gat me rolling on the floor and clutching my sides with laughter.

Thank you 4 sharing

All y'alls comments are cracking me up badly...

Let's go straight to the point;

1. Even if I meet him in a church,it won't matter if I act like an asshole. Know this.

2. Know where the r/ship is headed b4 agreeing to sex?---- That's a fallout. He can always pretend to want marriage and then leave when he's tired of you. By which time the cookie has already been given up. My advice,if you want the sex go for it,if you don't, keep your legs closed. Don't use it as a pawn for marriage. You'd only be hurting yourself.

3. In other words, one should pretend. Its okay....

4. Uncle that's a personal choice. All is fair in love and war,and permit me to add sex.

5. I agree wholeheartedly. Even if marriage isn't in the picture, an ex is an ex. Besides we should treat our partners with respect.

6.Really,like never ever? When I'm not a robot??

7. While I accept that a woman should be submissive, this your principle makes it seem like you want her to be a walkover. Sometimes women need to put their foot down on some issues to keep their men in check.

All in all,there is no singular method for a r/ship bcus we have different people with diverse temperaments and issues. Just know men in general and then know YOUR man specifically.

I can never understand why someone would wanna die by choice.
When there are beautiful clothes to admire(just admire cus I can't afford some of them),
Gossip to be spread,
Playful fights with my siblings,
Beautiful memories to be made and captured on my cheap android phone.
I will now say I want to come and go and die

millionboi2:
u Neva jam

When I no be trailer

[quote author=Gracespecial101 post=74719463].

I love this[/quote
10Q

I believe its companionship and happiness.

Love to me is more than a feeling. Its a conscious act. Cause honestly,marriage will definitely outlive those butterfly feelings and mushy days.

Kids are FRUITS of marriage. So,its cool when you have them,but if you don't, that don't mean the marriage failed. You probably married without kids. Y'all should just be happy with each other.

Same goes for money

Uglymugg:
Answering a question with more questions.

Lemme try to explain; you like rice,He/she can't stand rice. You believe in giving/sharing,He/she doesn't. Sometimes you wanna lounge indoors with a book or a movie, not really wanting to talk to anyone, He/she doesn't just understand why you wanna be alone and concludes you are depressed or antisocial.. You like being around kids,he/she can't stand kids..

You catch my drift!!!!

Uglymugg:
How do you know you are compatible? Is there a compatibility ttest for couples?

How do you NOT know y'all ain't compatible

A wise man on nairaland told me something that I'm gonna tell you for free...
Anything outside compatibility and character is shallow.

Giddymoney:
Remember when I was a kid, during Christmas, I saw a toy I liked, I ran home to tell my mom about it and she gave me 200, only for me to run back to the shop and the money vanished from my pocket . Mom told me not to return home without that money. cried my eyes out .


My mom sent one of my friend to come call me around 8 at night

Awwwn,that must have really hurt... Lemme hug you

You didn't sleep with him but want money for abortion...
Aunty I hail o.

elegungun:
can I wear waistcoat with tie?

Yea. You can. Sorry,I assumed you are a she!!

dukeprince50:
anything outside compatibility and character is shallow.

Thanks. I'll take that under advisement.

No need to fret,assume it's just like any other formal event.
When shopping, go for a dress that is flattering but COMFORTABLE. Else you might be nervous throughout. Whatever you decide to wear shouldn't be slutty though, you don't want to stick out like a sore thumb.

uboma:
@ catwalq,


This is an interesting piece.

Thanks. I'm glad you think so.

We are nice people, but together we were terrible. Argued about everything, so I left.
Looking back,I think I never did love him enough.

But it was the right thing to do anyway