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RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by catwalq(f): 10:22pm On Feb 01, 2018
2buffagain:
Can you imagine sis?
Later they will say "there is no job", but folks on here show every day how un-hirable they are when they cannot even read and comprehend before they start writing nonsense.
No mind them.
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps Her Yahoo Plus Boyfriend For Eating Bread & Poo by catwalq(f): 1:29pm On Feb 01, 2018
redsun:
Poo kills,it has deadly bacteria that can kill a man in days,e.g, ecoli.

How daft can some Nigerians be? Little wonder they don't think of washing their hands after using the toilet. Those deadly micros are all around you,and not taking preventative measures to avoid them explains the pathetic life expectancy in africa.

Cleanliness is nest to godliness.
Oga wetin join wetin you read and wetin you respond.

Next thing now,we go hear say Nigerians eat poo all bcus you no understand the topic. All the things you said is just an exhibition of your ignorance/knowledge of Africans.
RomanceRe: We Just Met And She's Indirectly Asking For Money. How Do You Handle That Guys by catwalq(f): 1:27pm On Jan 29, 2018
Belafonte:
OP, give her the money. Not more than 5k.

Here's how you do it: tell her to come take it from your house. Probably a weekend or something. The idea is to fûck more than 5k from her vagina. If you don't have the stamina, I suggest you prime yourself using the usual methods. You must straff her not less than eight times in three days. Real gangster piping, not love making o. Let her earn her keep. Make sure you make her do as much perverted stuff as you can. Blowjobs, anãl, bring your friends over and ask that she services them. Ask o, no be by force o. If she refuses reduce her money. grin. Treat a hoe like a hoe. If she doesn't want to come or do, she should bye bye. Pûssy is everywhere, but money is not everywhere.

Don't feel bad she's an olosho. Take advantage of the situation. After all, you've given other babes more money than that. If na 10k you wan give am straff 20k comot for her body. You lose nothing.

She's obviously not long term material and doesn't like you like that. Learn to play this game well and you'll be a fulfilled and happy man.
Guy you are the real MVP. Sounds like an advice I would give my male friends or something I would do myself if I were a guy. Thumbs up!!!
RomanceRe: What Is That Marriage/relationship Advice Your Father Or Mother Have Told You?? by catwalq(f): 12:38pm On Jan 28, 2018
Don't be a house wife.
FashionRe: Hand Made Shoes And Slippers Guyz by catwalq(op): 8:37pm On Jan 26, 2018
The slippers is 4500. I'm based in Lagos.08031967230 is my number
RomanceRe: Valentine Boat Cruise Special by catwalq(f): 2:50pm On Jan 23, 2018
I will go. But can we reach an agreement where I get to pay with my future money AFTER I get a job? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Let’s Learn To Genuinely Help Women Without Expecting Sex From Them by catwalq(f): 2:44pm On Jan 23, 2018
Pubichairs:
grin after that you'll be called mumu and be taking for granted
No boss. You are termed a MUMU when you do something with the intention of being rewarded with sex and you end up not getting the sex because she saw through your actions.

When you help genuinely without expecting sex, you are respected. I like to believe this is how reasonable girls operate. Though I stand corrected.
BusinessRe: Encourage My Hustle. by catwalq(op): 1:36pm On Jan 23, 2018
catwalq:
Buy shoes from me. All HAND-MADE. I deliver anywhere you choose.

We also make any design you desire.

Quality assured. Please, I need to hammer this year too.

Thank you
09050571533
Lagos is my location. Thanks for bringing that to my notice
EducationRe: Primary 4 Problem - Help Solve! by catwalq(f): 11:15pm On Jan 22, 2018
As per the example:2*3=6
5*2=10
10+6=16
Simple quantitative reasoning.
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Prove God Exists Without Quoting The Bible? by catwalq(f): 9:13pm On Jan 21, 2018
Take a look at the sunset. How does a seed turn into a tree? How come a mad man who sleeps and eats in unhealthy situations doesn't fall sick?

How comes when a child still breast-feeding cries,the mom starts to produce milk,even when the mother is far from the child? How do you explain near death experiences? How do you explain sleeping and waking up? How do you explain peace and serenity?

All the times scientists claim the world will come to an end,God opened the foolishness they called knowledge by proving them wrong and allowing the world to go on

I could go on and on but just chew on these baby!!!
FashionRe: Hand Made Shoes And Slippers Guyz by catwalq(op): 1:12pm On Jan 20, 2018
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FashionHand Made Shoes And Slippers Guyz by catwalq(op): 1:11pm On Jan 20, 2018
Hello guys, order your shoes and easy wears from us. All HAND MADE WITH QUALITY MATERIALS....

Order and receive it anywhere. Thank you

BusinessEncourage My Hustle. by catwalq(op):
Buy shoes from me. All HAND-MADE. I deliver anywhere you choose.

We also make any design you desire.

Quality assured. Please, I need to hammer this year too.

Thank you
09050571533
Bigbeard:
ռօ ċօռtaċt քɦօռɛ ռʊʍɮɛʀ օʀ ʟօċatɨօռ.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Ladies. What Color Of Panties And Bra Are You Wearing Now? by catwalq(f): 10:07am On Jan 20, 2018
Angbian, m suu ne chi cha....

Hope I spelt those right!!!
CelebritiesRe: Is This Why P-square’s Family Didn’t Want Peter Okoye To Marry Lola Omotayo??? by catwalq(f): 6:34pm On Jan 18, 2018
She wasn't smoking at home but in a CLUB with the HUSBAND smiling and filming it meaning HE is OK with it.

If the HUSBAND obviously no mind,I wonder wetin come concern us wey b OUTSIDERS.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Your Candid Advice Please by catwalq(f): 12:42pm On Jan 15, 2018
It's a win-win situation for him. If the company doesn't absorb him then it's their loss cause they paid for his training which he gets to keep and utilize in another organization which will definitely come. Everyone wants to advance in academia,not to talk of when it's been funded by someone else.

My advice is this,He should go for it. I don't think the coy would really pay for the training and then let him go so another coy will end up enjoying the benefit. Maybe they said that to keep the beneficiaries on their toes.

I want to further too but if only I could afford it. Tell your friend this; No knowledge is a waste. Who knows,he may get an offer over there b4 coming back.

I hope you both end up with a wise decision in the end.
RomanceRe: New Story Alert: If I Never Love You! by catwalq(f): 12:30pm On Jan 15, 2018
Following
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ekoshopping Recruitment by catwalq(op): 11:19pm On Jan 13, 2018
tunbosun002:
It's a marketing job they will offer you and they will ask you to start almost immediately. You market their phones and get commission, went for an interview but didn't take the job when I saw it was marketing.
OK. thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ekoshopping Recruitment by catwalq(op): 11:17pm On Jan 13, 2018
dammiejolaade:
Please how did u apply?
I applied online.Saw the advert here on nairaland.
Jobs/VacanciesEkoshopping Recruitment by catwalq(op): 4:32pm On Jan 13, 2018
Good evening guys. Just got an invite for interview on Monday by 10am for Customer support. What's to be expected and who else got the invite. Any information is already appreciated.Thanks all
RomanceRe: For The "I Don't Need A Man" Crew by catwalq(f): 5:15pm On Dec 23, 2017
HeyCorleone:
Women need men. It's fvcking compulsory. A woman's sole aim is to give birth. At the instance where she can't procreate because she doesn't have a man, she becomes useless, no matter how many millions she may claim to have amassed.
I marvel at the level of your reasoning. I hail thee
FamilyRe: Mention One Or Two Things That Makes U Remember Your Parents by catwalq(f): 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2017
When I'm away from home and it rains,i think of my parents and how they sit me and my siblings and throw jabs at us. It's really sweet cause we can laugh and joke for hours.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Share Your Experiences On Glo Recruitment Test by catwalq(f): 4:27pm On Dec 23, 2017
dejt4u:
they invited only candidates that have Glo number on their CV. I wasn't invited either
That's not correct. I was called on my MTN line,and so were a lot of others.
RomanceRe: What Are Your Christmas Plans? by catwalq(f): 3:05pm On Dec 22, 2017
Eat,get drunk and crash.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: On Globacom Recruitment Exercise.... by catwalq(op): 11:12am On Dec 20, 2017
saxwizard:
if its University of Ibadan.....it is either CBT center around Technology


UI have another CBT center along Sha-sha/Ajibode road........
yeah I guess she said faculty of Tech. But I'm not too sure. Thanks
Jobs/VacanciesOn Globacom Recruitment Exercise.... by catwalq(op): 10:51am On Dec 20, 2017
Good morning folks. Please anybody writing the aptitude test in Ibadan here? The lady who called said its in University of Ibadan but I didn't really get the faculty and she said she can't send a text. I would like to meet anyone writing there too even though I chose Lagos as my test centre. Thanks all
PoliticsRe: See Epic Reply Reno Omokri Got On Twitter by catwalq(f): 6:47pm On Dec 19, 2017
dukie25:
The image is not clear enough to claim that.
Oga ur eyes tie wrapper ni?
EducationRe: Please Nairalanders, This Newly Mobilized Corper Need Assistance by catwalq(f): 8:39pm On Dec 18, 2017
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RomanceRe: Condom Size by catwalq(f): 9:18am On Dec 16, 2017
patosky3310:
Does a person require a particular size of condom? Or is he required to use any size?
One size fits all.
CrimeRe: Must Read!! The Untold Story Of The Otokoto Money Ritual Killings Of 1996(pix) by catwalq(f): 8:09pm On Dec 15, 2017
An interesting read. Nice work.

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