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@poster:

Avoid the Jamaican girls with red, orange, yellow and blue weaves. . . . . . . .those are the crazy a$$ ones.  And the ones with blond weaves  ,  . . . . . . . . . . they are the triple crazy ass ones.  The ones with the natural looks are ok. very nice ladies

@ poster:

You need to "release" some of that white stuff. . . . . . .if you know what i mean You are too tense so go and get some

@ poster

The way to a man's heart is his stomach (belly).

honestly, i didn't know how to tie a Tie.  I asked a dude to teach me how to tie a Tie and  he sent me the attachment.  I shared it with ya'll  b/c I love y'all so much 

That damn Mukina7 and iice, Ahhhhh, I just can't get a break from these[b] 2 Naija bullies with the most false monikers[/b].  De moment I turn my back, they sneakingly move my thread.   And to think i was going togive them a gift for xmas.  Hell No, not my gift.  In fact i just scratch off their names off my xmas list.     

I am giving their gifts to Mustay and A.K.O.

Doing fine. she is here watching house of pain until 8. then off with the TV,

Good night, i have to be at work for 7am

Yawn, sleepy
Good night and good luck

Rube:

Did you read the invitation attached?  it's no joke

Hi Everyone,

Some of you already know this, others have been long expecting this and my apologies to the others for not announcing it earlier.

I wanted to keep it low key until everything was planned and in place.

The people on this email and immediate family members are the only people I would like to know. Hope you all understand!!

Anyway, after much prayer and hesitation, I am finally tying the knot! About time some of you would say!!!

It was actually planned for October 10 2008 but due to some issues here and there and the need to wrap up

some of the arrangements, the date has brought forward to September 23 2008 So kindly keep your calendars free because I would

love to see you there!! I know this is out of the blue and quite surprising but this is something long overdue.

I have attached the invitation which contains the itinerary of how I'll go about this important step of my life!!

Please consider this as the Formal Invitation (due to time constraints) & bless me with your presence!!

***invitation below***[size=6pt][/size]

@missB

He was human. Like every human we all make mistakes. But God forgives. Jesus was even angry at one time. I am sure you know the story about The money changers in the temple. He even overturned all of their tables.

Listen up child, God gave us a choice for us to THINK

lata aligator

post what?

@ poster

YES

@poster:

You make sense. Any plans/idea on how to rebirth Nigeria?

yea, and you can party all night, drink and smoke and then take communion the following Sunday.

dunna what tribe you from but you look like you are in a prison cell  .  The background of the picture is a giveaway

@stanloski:

Dude, that joke is awesome. lmao 

Baked BBQ baby back ribs
white rice
baked beans
stew eggplant and avocado


***waiting on my ride to see what Brooklyn has to offer****

Well first of all,  the catholic erased all the early years of Jesus. so we will never know unless we are the priests that keep the papers away from the public that document Jesus as a teenager.

But I am sure like all teenagers he made a few errors.  He was a carpenter and I am sure when his step father was trying to teach him carpentry he was grumbling and pushing up his mouth.  And I am sure when he wanted to date young ladies - he got upset after he was told he can't date or get married.  I am sure he raised His voice at his mother saying  "What? What do you mean I can't get married, Mom? Everyone else my age is married! I want to have sex!"  What? I'm just here to die for everyone? ****!"

Well thank God, at 30 He turned His life around.  Got baptized by John and died for our sins. Thank you Jesus

Two Kinds of Wisdom

Who is wise and understanding among you? Let him show it by his good life, by deeds done in the humility that comes from wisdom. But if you harbor bitter envy and selfish ambition in your hearts, do not boast about it or deny the truth. Such "wisdom" does not come down from heaven but is earthly, unspiritual, of the devil. For where you have envy and selfish ambition, there you find disorder and every evil practice.
But the wisdom that comes from heaven is first of all pure; then peace-loving, considerate, submissive, full of mercy and good fruit, impartial and sincere. Peacemakers who sow in peace raise a harvest of righteousness.

James 3:13-18

Dis Guy have my daughter and I jumping up and screaming. You are a peach

Thanks a million babe. Puker up and let me give you a big juicy kiss

Ok, my daughter does sketches. so i scanned one of her sketch and placed it on the paint board. Let's say I want to put someone name next to the sketch - how do i type the name. I am posting an example that i got from the internet . Lets say i was suppose to type superrobot blah blah. on the sketch, How do I type a name or a sentence

internet stalkers

good night and good luck

Never stoop to the level of your antagonists: make them rise to yours, if they can

them = african americans

What is valerian?  What ever it is made the cat raped the woman?  I guess her husband is a terrible lover for her to use a cat to lick her meow   It's painful when your man bite your clit . . so just imagine those sharp cat claws and teeth. crazy white folks

maybe b/c they have plenty shit-diggers in the Anglican churches who call themselves "father"

Aye Gab:

why waste your breath on these ediats and clowns? I for one don't pay dem no mind, I just sit back and laugh at them. Just imagine they have to come under many false monikers to push my thread to the bottom or make unkind remarks. I just sit back lmao and say "look how I have these ediats wasting their time, posting like crazy just to rid my thread" hahahahahahahaha.

Gab, thanks and I know you mean well - but trust me I can fight my own fight. I just refuse to waste time answering these bumbaclawt ediats and clowns

you were not born with money in your hand. . . . .so, i'll say life