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maybe its a strategy to get Hillary voters on the Republican train.

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself

~~~~~~~~~~~Geroge Bernard Shaw

Good night and good luck

sitting in limbo - Jimmy Cliff


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY0IXwsCxZI

infobaba:

why are you angry? Arraaawh, that's more like it

nothing to see here. . . . . it's a lamp

well if she was on top -  I'll say were you trying to rape my husband?  If she say "yes" then i'll

kick
tump
slap
spit
pull her hair
slam her on the floor
bite off her ear
punch her in her belly
hold her by her panty string and toss her bony or fat ass through the window.

dust off my hands and say "tek that you $%@#&**%$##@$%%.  You can color with Crayon but don't mess with Cayon

well let's see what Obama has in store for us tonight

them say that's why many white ladies love dogs as pets 

An Irish Priest has a hen coop with a number of hens and one
rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs, and
can''t find the rooster. This bothers him because he believes that
some people engage in cock fighting in the parish. The priest
figures he can find the
culprit at mass the next day.
On Sunday, he gets up in the pulpit and
says, "all of you who have a cock, stand up"!
ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No, no!" says the priest, "I mean all of you who have seen a cock,
please stand up".
ALL THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No, no!", says the priest. "I mean, all of you who have seen a
cock that doesn''t belong to you, stand up".
HALF OF THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No! You still don''t understand. All of you who have seen my cock,
stand up".
ALL OF THE NUNS, HALF THE ALTAR BOYS, AND ONE GOAT STOOD UP

Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

yawn, gone bed

good night and good luck

you cannot love someone you have never seen EXCEPT God

i think aftr listening to Hillary speech last night, Obama just go 20% 0f macCain votes

Damn!!! iice you too quick fi me. B4 I can hit enter you done move this to crime. Are you speedy gonzalez?

for some strange reason, ever since my nephews/nieces enter USA, they have Asthma

gas

Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.

Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone.

They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened.

The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries.

Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch.

The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat. The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too.

Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters.

Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you want to try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided. Vera brought in a cat.

The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time.

Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part.

When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy.

"Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she.

When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth.

Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance.

When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having MouthAction with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother.

The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing. It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.

Thanks Shaz. You are a gem

Peace

God is good

I met a Ghanian today (taxi driver)

Good night and good luck

restless soul

if i have time this weekend, I will try and type from my country's recipe book

water melon

spiked:

I am reminded of Goat water. I copied my family on this. My sister is going to try this for the Labour Day weekend. We normally "cook-up a storm" Labour Sunday

Again, thanks for sharing

Peace

Benosky:

I thought Mamaa was joking. 

@Mamaa:  Thanks.  I'll buy and boil tomorrow. Someone also recommend that I take ferrol (see pic)

My blood level has to be at least 10 before I can have the operation. 

Peace

well time for my sunday afternoon nap.

commented on an entire page of threads in less than 10 minutes.  I say lets enter her in the guinness world record book

Just look at the games from yestertay. . . . .is pure sima you a see

I am last. About time. yippee!!!!