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He is not man enough to say "hey cayon I _ _ T_ _ _ _ _"

The spice of life. . . . are you daff or you can't hear?

Looking through my window its raining cats and dogs. . . . . eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lightning and thunder

Should be christie08 not christie07

Don't you know I am the spice of life?

what's going on

Where is the snake?. . . . . between your legs

God so loved the world - jaci velasquez


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwAXRsV4oG4

she is back to her "ole" self

In Praise of Mary

Hail, holy Lady, most holy Queen,
Mary, Mother of God, ever Virgin.
You were chosen by the Most High Father in heaven,
consecrated by Him, with His most Holy Beloved Son
and the Holy Spirit, the Comforter.

On you descended and still remains all the fullness of grace and every good.
Hail, His Palace.
Hail His Tabernacle.
Hail His Robe.
Hail His Handmaid.
Hail, His Mother.
and Hail, all holy Virtues, who, by grace and inspiration of the Holy Spirit,
are poured into the hearts of the faithful
so that from their faithless state,
they may be made faithful servants of God through you.


- St. Francis of Assisi

@ Poster:

There is only one way we can know if there is life after death. Give me a gun or a machette and find out.

In this uncertain world, you can only count on God to keep his Word without fail. Only God is always good. Only God can do anything he desires. And his Word is full of his promises -- promises that guide us and give us hope.

Peace

I had a good laugh reading this thread. 

debosky:
The rule is for everyone, but there must always be scapegoats or examples like you

as to your second question, I am a Mod.

Thirdly. . . is this some weird pick up line you're trying on me?

I have read all your responses and I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. if you ask me, you have a lot to learn and a lot of growing up to do.

Anyway, this is my last to you as the problem has been resolved

Get Well Soon !!!

and invading privacy? is it haram?

Mustay:
cayon fyi my location has also been changed before - so cancel your vendetta thought.

cancelled

KarmaMod:
can she provide other men for him to hang out with?

No, he should stay at home. the relationship is still young. After three months he can start hanging out with his friends

@condom:

Thanks. I'll abide

@debosky:

Is the rule for EVERYONE? Just take a look at some profile b4 you answer me. . . . .

Oh, my question was to the Mods or Admin?  and You?

Now I know why you hiding your face. . . . . . . .fugly

For wishing you belated birthday


some people can't take compliments eh   

de boss coming so see ya

a six legged insect


What do you call a young sheep?

Ok,  but
why invade my PRIVACY by changing my location.  What's so wrong in asking me to change? Geez .  And why put Nigeria?  Could you tell the person who changed it to put Harlem for me?  it's not too much to ask. . . .right?

Pigs can fly


Can you run and walk at the same time?

Where is my privacy?  Who changed my location from "in my crib" (profile) to Nigeria?  Am I missing something?

Gone back to work.

Go shorty, its your birthday


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjIYLdalYeE

Fella Nella

The colors are Red White and Blue

They had only been dating for two weeks. The boyfriend, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his buddies. So, he said to his new girlfriend, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the girlfriend. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The girlfriend said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Etc.

The boyfriend didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses, "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the girlfriend interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face? "

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The boyfriend, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise.

OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that, "
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?,

"LISTEN UP SH1T HEAD! DRINK YOUR bleeping BEER IN YOUR DAMNED FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
M*THERFCUKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?"

, and, they lived happily ever after.

Kool joke

Coconut Soup

8 ounces grated coconut
6 cups chicken stock
2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1/2 cup heavy cream
salt
white pepper

Directions

Combine coconut and chicken stock in a heavy saucepan.

Cover and cook on simmer for 30 minutes.

Strain through a sieve.

Discard the coconut after pressing down to extract all liquid.

Cream the the flour and butter together and stir into stock with the heavy cream, stirring over low heat, until soup is. thickened.

Season to taste with salt and pepper.

Why the sun raises from the east
And why the night comes after the day?

Why the sky so high and the stars
So shy and beyond the reach?

Why the wind cannot be seen and
Light cannot be touched ?

Why the smell has no color and
Sound have no shape ?

Why the mind is so vast and
The thinking so narrow ?

Why the love is so sweet and
Hate is too dry ?

Why the trees are tall and the
Leaves falls down ?

Why the flower blooms only
For a while and gloom?

Why the rainbow stay there
Only for a while ?

Why happiness is short and
Always stays away…?

Why I am ME……?

matrix wannabe