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@ogre:

Good morning to you.  went to bed at 5pm after my daughter left with the sunday school members.  I am getting ready to go and join her in Connecticut

There are two days in every week
about which we should not worry,
Two days which should be kept free
from fear and apprehension.

One of these days is "Yesterday"
with its mistakes and cares,
its faults and blunders,
its aches and pains.
Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.
All the money in the world cannot bring back Yesterday.
We cannot undo a single act we performed;
we cannot erase a single word we said.
Yesterday is gone.

The other day we should not worry about is "Tomorrow"
with its possible adversities, its burdens,
its large promise and poor performance.
Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control.
Tomorrow's sun will rise, either in splendor or
behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in Tomorrow,
for it is yet unborn.

This leaves only one day, "Today",
and anyone can fight the battles of just one day.
It is only when you and I add the burden of those awful eternities, Yesterday, and Tomorrow, that we break down.
It is not the experience of Today that drives people mad,
it is the remorse or bitterness for something
which happened Yesterday and the dread of what
Tomorrow may bring.
Let us, therefore, live but one day at a time

~Author Unknown~

@poster:

try listening ot kofi


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC5-drRygfg

good one, more like she is depressed than celebrating

Thanks. I like your name "Princesa" very unique. Hmmm, may use it for my granddaughter in years to come

ojubi:
BUT IS THIS GIRL FOR REAL?

Is she breathing, walking and talking?. If so, then she is real

one of the disadvantages of marrying/dating an older men: -

They become insecure causing them to be jealous and controlling. That is, if I can't have you then on one else will. May this young lady soul rest in peace

not yet. but as soon as i am done cooking, I am going to give him thanks

@ poster:

I can never get fed-up of hearing this. thanks for posting

@poster

heheehehheee good one

Nigerian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell. He discovers that there are different Hells for each country. First he goes to the Ghana Hell and asks what they do there. First, they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour. Then the Ghana Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
He doesn't like this so he moves on. He goes to the Egypt Hell, the Ethiopian Hell, and the UK Hell, and discovers that they are all the same.

Finally, he comes across a very long line of people waiting to get in and asks, "Which Hell is this?"
"Someone tells him, "Oh, This is the Nigeria Hell"
"What do they do in here?" He asks.
"Well, first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for an hour, then the Nigerian Devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day!"
"But that is just like all the other Hells." The man said, "Why is the line so long?"
"Cause in the Nigerian Hell, electricity always lock off, the electric chair never work, somebody thief the nails and the Nigerian Devil is a public servant, so he comes in and punch him time card, then go to a rum Bar to play domino for the rest of the day!"

a bug ogre

Did some about 15 mins ago. Must admit that it takes a lot of cooking oil to fry them. I used the boneless saltfish. They are for my daughters church picnic tomorrow. Have to give some to my neighbor too. Hope she enjoy them

Blessings

SALT FISH CAKES

1/2 lb. salt fish
1 lime
1/2 tsp. sugar
1 tsp. yeast
1 c. flour
1/2 c. milk
1/2 tsp. baking powder
4 red and green sweet peppers, finely chopped
1 piece of hot pepper, finely cut
1 med. sized onion, grated
1 beaten egg
1/2 tsp. thyme

Wash salt fish in lime juice and water. Bring salt fish to boil, strain, repeat and rinse in cold water. Remove skin and bone and mince. Add sugar to water, stir in yeast, leave for 10 minutes until yeast rises to top of water well. Make a well in the center of flour mixture, pour in yeast and milk and mix, beat briskly to make a smooth batter. Add minced salt fish. Stir and continue to beat batter briskly, add chopped green and red sweet peppers, hot pepper and onions. Blend batter well to mix in herbs. Stir in beaten egg and mix briskly for best results. Set aside, covered for 30 minutes. Fry in desired size in hot oil until brown. Fry one batch at a time, drain on brown paper - do not put fish on top of each other.

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1617,154165-243202,00.html

Ijiji1:
hmmmm !!! I can just taste it now, but with 1 3/4 cups of sugar I'll be dancing on my head

lol Post a Najai dish with no sugar so i can try

church picnic, so i am here cooking

@HCH3:

Re your fruit (asala) Is that the same thing what c'bean folks call Breadnut?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_nut

roses are red
violets are blue
baby i want to kiss you
but not without your shoe

Chorus

baby baby come and touch my breast
come quick before i take a rest
Don't ignore me and try to run
Otherwise i'll shoot you with my gun

vs 2

let me rub your hairy chest
while you look up under my dress
just make sure you don't touch my cat
or i will give you a slap

vs 3

honey you know i am the best singer
what? you giving me your middle finger
watch me poop on you
then denied it and say its not true

Composed by Cayon

Hi Cabby

mountain climber

love to bake/cook (play around with recipes)

still figuring out her ethnic background

here is a papaya

Is it possible you guys and girls can name some fruits/animals of Nigeria.  Pics are welcom.

Ok here is a goat in Tortola, BVI

T.G.I.F - Thank God its Friday

Psalm of Comfort

As the hart panteth after the water brooks, so panteth my soul after Thee, O God.

My soul thirsteth for God, for the living God: 'When shall I come and appear before God?'

My tears have been my food day and night, while they say unto me all the day: 'Where is Thy God?'

These things I remember, and pour out my soul within me, how I passed on with the throng, and led them to the house of God, with the voice of joy and praise, a multitude keeping holyday.

Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why moanest thou within me? Hope thou in God; for I shall yet praise Him for the salvation of His countenance.


- Psalms 42: 2-6

good night and good luck

means that you should try standing on one leg

If I were your queen for one day

I can see all the "buggas" up in his nose

good night and good luck

If you were in NY I'll be more than happy to invite you to my sister's place this weekend.  She is having a little party and I am making this and salt fish (cod fish) cakes