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enemy of my enemy is my friend

good night and good luck

ok, now what do i win?

Ok, there is this white guy on my job who called himself a Christian. He walks with his bible and puts it on his desk.

About 2 years ago he made a remark and said "if my daughter had to smile when she got back from vacation for me to recognize her"  I thought about reporting him to HR but he apologized I let it go.

A couple of us had a conversation about slavery and he passed a remark saying he has a South Afrikan friend who owned slaves in the 70s.  After that, I kept my eye on him as a racist.

This dude pretends to be nice when the bosses are around but when they are not in sight he is a hater.

The other white folks in my group knows he is a "snake" but only talks behind his back.  One said he is an instigator.  Our team leader sees him as a liar and keep saying "i don;t like the way he talks to me"

Now, in his corrupted mind, he thinks that I should'nt be on certain projects so he finds a way to be on the project too.  Sometimes when the boss ask me a question, before I can answer, he butts in.

At times, I feel like giving him an "F" but the Goodness in me don't allow me to swear.

Tell me,  how do I deal with this situation.  I must be honest that I pray to God to give me strength to deal with this guy who I see as a racist.

Tell me.  do I continue to pray to God knowing He'll bring me through or should i tell him "piece of my mind?

Oh, i thought about telling him to read Psalms 119 vs 9

wisdom and knowledge

updated 11:33 a.m. ET July 25, 2008

SAO PAULO, Brazil - An 11-year old boy is in Brazil's media spotlight after sinking his teeth into the neck of a dog that attacked him.

Local newspapers reported on Thursday that Gabriel Almeida was playing in his uncle's backyard in the city of Belo Horizonte when a pit bull named Tita lunged at him and bit him in the left arm.

Almeida grabbed the dog by the neck and bit back — biting so hard that he lost a canine tooth.

Almeida tells the O Globo newspaper: "It is better to lose a tooth than one's life."
Stonemasons working nearby chased the dog away before it could attack again.

The Folha de S. Paulo newspaper said the boy received four stitches at a local hospital while the dog was taken to a pound and may be killed.

sleeping in fog

Good night and good luck

a really good one. short and tweet

@poster

you may have to tickle me on dis one

enjoyed the waiter/customer jokes. Nice!!!

A Mental Test

Jeovy and Tufe were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jeovy suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Tufe promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Jeovy out.

When the medical director became aware of Tufe's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Tufe the news he said, "Tufe, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindness. The bad news is, Jeovy, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Tufe replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry."

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Urgent request

can someone recommend a song i can play for my brother who is a preacher. they are honoring him

good one poster

oldie but still funny

i love my milkshakes

Dreamer

Was he asking a question?

Hmm, talk about a four-some 

I'll file a law suit against you


Lets pretend I was Acidrop

Geez, so this is where this thread ended up. I was up and down in the Christian Section for two days looking for this thread.

Phew!!! Not even a note to say "hey Cayon, guess what? gyal we moved your thread and you can't do a damn thing about it" some moderators y'all be. oh well!

Gentle Jesus, meek and mild,
look upon a little child;
pity my simplicity,
suffer me to come to thee

Good Night and Good luck

Blessed are you, Lord our God, King of the universe,
who uphold us, and renew our lives at moments when our hearts grow
weary and trials test our strength. You are with us through it all.
May we laugh and sing in the face of the powers of evil,
and follow you with dancing steps!
Through Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Amen.

dog catcher

I am agreeing with you two ladies.  Now if that was my son, I woudda take him to my country for vacation and i woudda deal wid im good and plenty.

On the other hand, I do believe parents should hit their kids. My mother hit me with a "fan-belt" when i was younger, and I used to hate it. But now, looking back I realized it was for good. I laugh at anyone who "grounds" their kids. Ya, that's going to get the message across. (NOT!)

by the way, when I say hit. I don't  mean punching or kicking on the floor. or anything like that.

check out this video and tell me your thoughts

http://www.memphisrap.com/cgi-bin/content/pub9990268636029.cgi?itemid=9990290123575

@bengay

no didn't know he was gay.  But how you found out he was gay? Hmm, let me guess.

Good night darling, i am really tired.  I'll pretend you are my blanket  

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And to think, i was going to ask you out on a date but you looking man.  Ha, **smh** 

good night

looks like you looking "meow" talking about send your phone number **coughing***

@benjay:

everytime i see your name, i am reminded of this (see below)