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@ mohawkchic

LOL.  I had to read the entire thread to find that joke.  must admit a damn good one.   .  You have a good spirit.  Continue to keep your head above the water

Hey mohawk, meet me in this thread. Need to talk to you

sorry, didn't realize a question was ask. Let me go and check now

my peace i leave with you

Time to show some more love

the name "acidrop" says it all


WICKED gyal

Prepare Them Spiritually

Father, I'm praying for these (name them) who are serving in ministries or are on mission for You,

There are many involved in every ministry and mission—some who go and some who serve locally. There are often those behind the scenes who help with planning, financial support, and prayer, as I'm praying now. We're all part of their service, directly or indirectly, and I'm sure none of us feels worthy to be used in such a way. Yet this is one of the good works You've prepared for us to do, and we're grateful. (Ephesians 2:10)

Help us to live worthy of such a calling; keep our hearts prepared for the amazing things You plan to do. Give us pure hearts, sensitive to sin and willing to confess everything You bring to mind, knowing You are quick to forgive. Forgive us when we sin without being aware, and keep us from sinning willfully. Help us not to let any sin rule over us. (Ephesians 4:1; Joshua 3:5; Psalm 51:10; 1 John 1:9; Psalm 19:12–13a; Romans 6:11)

Protect our time with You. Don't let busyness keep us from prayer or being in the Word daily. Help us to live according to Your Word and not neglect it. (Matthew 6:6; John 17:17; Psalm 119:9, 16)

In Jesus' name, amen.

- Jim & Kaye Johns

Blessings to you too, Sir

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her neck, and then goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be strong, honey. I love you.

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we have any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong, honey, I love you, too.

[quote author=A_K_O link=topic=571.msg2533375#msg2533375 date=1216589456]did someone miss the spelling of ursher?does it matter if im new here?[/quote]Are you Nairaland walking dictionary?

@cescky

Thanks for the afternoon laugh. I have to go and take my Sunday afternoon nap. bye

@post

Why can't we have church on this forum?

hallucination? you think? See, they chasing me *down* again. Oh well, like the song say

"I get knocked down But I get up again You're never going to keep me down "

Off to take my Sunday afternoon nap. Blessings and Peace on you

if we are going to keep church on this forum, we need a collection plate - right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collection_plate

I was surfing in the Islam for Muslims section and it is so quiet there that  one can hear a pin drop.  In the Christian section, we are always ready to curse each other out for difference of opinion.

lunch time.  see yah

she is asking if its a good idea to let you or csescky pick up the collection?

feel like someone is stalking me  Are you?

before you go away, Would you be the usher or the pastor for our chruch forum?

enough of this rubbish     

shocking

yes, you think we can keep church on this forum?

mind? Hmm, its a terrible thing to waste

Our bodies are the temple of the Holy Ghost and we are told that if we destroy the temple (the body) that God will destroy us go figure

I have the peace that passeth understanding
I have the wonderful love of my blessed redeemer
I have the marvelous message that mystifies Muslims
I have the happy hope that heckles heathens
If the devil doesn't like it he can sit on a tack

@ post

I would clear the world of hate and envy

mohawkchic:
~Aaah Cayon . . .Now how you goona play a sista like that N tell everyone ma bizness?

It's all good. No love lost

what is "Yims"

so why the poster put the cirle around the dude. don't get it. oh well, i guess i have to be nigerian to understand the joke

drag queen

Ah Cuss Out De Boss

Two Nigerians were drinking in a bar and complaining about Seun, their boss that he was a real pain in the butt always giving them a hard time. The next day they met at a bar again and Thuglife began boasting to Mohawkchic, " ah cuss out de boss Seun real good, and when ah done, I ask him for a raise and he give it to me."
Mohawkchic looked at Thuglife in suprise and asked "you mean he didn't fire you?". So the next day Mohawkchic went in to work and began to cuss at Seun who looked at her and promptly fired her on the spot.
That afternoon when Mohawkchic met Thuglife in the bar again, she told Thuglife what happened earlier. Thuglife explained "Mohawkchic my friend, when I cuss Seun, I cuss him in my mind."

waste not want not

povert