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@kyk

Would you like to know what I want

thanks. pucker out your tongue , let me kiss you

Ibkaye, you have some explaining to do.

o i c , no wonder some a dem behave as if they are bipolar. these damn false monikers. . . . .just can't keep up wid dem

the pic in her profile looks familiar. . .  . .but like I say maybe I am losing it.  So no need to get on your high horse

@post

I'll go with the beast

Good night and good luck

I've seen this profile already but I can't remember who. Ok, I am losing it

I say some Naija girls on this forum are very sensitive and some men on this forum behave like girlie men

@ lady:

Christians refer to Jesus as my Lord and my God b/c again

He said "Therefore no one can come to the Father except through Him (Jesus)." 

Let me break it down to you

Your mother left you with your aunt or grandmother when you were a baby
Even though you know you have a mother, you still say to people she (aunt/grandmother) is like a mother to me.

A de same ting wid Jesus.  Because he said "[i]Therefore no one can come to the Father except through Him.  We accept Him as our Father.  If Jesus is God, why did he say My God, My God, why have thou forsaken me? Why Jesus kept praying to God?

@ poster

I'm sure you can create an answer for that.

I'm sure you could if you tried hard enough! Go on: give it a try!

@ify
In Mathew 16:15, Jesus put it this way, 'But who do you say that I am?' One of His disciples, Simon Peter, replied: 'You are the Christ, the Son of the living God.' Tell me, did Jesus corrected Simon Peter and said No, I am God?

there's only one Master and thats God. God is Holy, He can't dwell in sin. In order for us to have a relationship with Him we must except Christ and overcome sin, He is to Holy to communictae with us as sinners. So, Jesus is like a bridge that connects the gap between us and God. Therefore no one can come to the Father except through Him (Jesus).

Thanks for the advise. I posyted my question. Maybe I ought to get out the house and get my mind off of it. awhhhh, the movies.

Thanks Dear and God's richest blessings

This morning i felt an internal lump around my navel. I am going to check it out on Tuesday. By any chance, do you know what this may be. It's not hurting but when I lie flat on my back I can feel the weight of it in my stomach. advise

Ok, Tpia, you are scaring the heck out of me.  Honestly, i am not feeling no pain.  It all add up.  Just last month my daughter said to me "mommy your belly looks high"  I said ughh, i think it's b/c i am in my reds,   

No its not hurting me but my mind is not at peace. However, if i lie on my back I can feel the weight of the lump/bump pressing down . . . . and is very uncomfortable.

@myk

and exactly what guys want? talk to me

Matthew 7:15,16

15 “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. 16 You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles?

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=157956.msg2633095#msg2633095 date=1218301218]gladly, but first pay attention to what MissyB posted above in John.

Jesus is not just called the Son of God, but also the Word of God. He existed in the beginning as the Word of God, he is he law that was spoken through the prophets. HE IS ONE with the Father. The Word exists not without the Father, and through the Word the Father made his commands.

The Word and the Father may be separate in office but in essence are the same. God does not exist without his Word and the Word cannot exist without God. To separate them in essence is to dissect God.

However the Word is subject to the Father and does nothing unless the Father wills it.
So the Words out of the mouth of God is who we call Jesus the Christ (annointed one).
It's kind of like us humans we may have a thought, but only when we will it, will our words come out of our mouth and cary out our commands.
Your word is your own and your word is you. You are not separate from your word and neither is your word separated from you.

Huxley

Jesus does not stop being God in order to be Christ. Christ means annointed one. Neither does he stop being Christ to becoem God. Basically the Christ and God are the same.

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one last question before I go. If I go to another section, is he going to follow me too?

@myk:

Go read again . . .  . is that better?

Apartment Rental 

A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
agrees to spend the night with her for $500. 
He spends the night with her but before he leaves, 
He tells her that he does not have any cash with him, 
But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,   

Calling the payment   

"RENT FOR APARTMENT." 
 
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,   
Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. 
So he has his secretary send a check for   
$250 and enclosed the following typed note: 

Dear Madam

Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of 
your Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that

1) it had never been occupied 
2) that there was plenty of heat; and   
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.   

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,   
That there wasn't any heat,  and that it was entirely too large.   

Upon receipt of the note

The girl immediately returned the check for $250
With the following note

Dear Sir, 

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.   
As for the heat, there s plenty of it,
If you know how to turn it on.   
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, 
But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, 
Please don't blame the landlady. 

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to   
Contact your present landlady.

Why is he stalking me?

drop your weekly or monthly salary in her lap. yeah, that ought to make her happy

Birthday Gift

This little Italian boy and this little Jewish boy lived about
a block apart in the neighborhood and basically grew up together.
The Jewish boy was the son of a jeweler and the Italian boy was
the son of a hitman. Oddly enough, they had the same birthday.
Well, for their 12th birthday, the little Jewish boy gets a
Rolex watch and the little Italian boy gets a .22 Baretta.

The next day they are out on the street corner comparing their
presents and neither is happy so they switch gifts with each
other. The little Italian boy goes home to show his father and
his father is NOT pleased!

"What're you, nuts? Lemme tell you something, you idiot!! Some
day you're gonna meet a nice girl, you're gonna wanna settle
down and get married. You'll have a few kids, all that stuff.
THEN one day, you're gonna come home and find your wife in bed
with another man. What the heck ya gonna do Look at your
watch and say, 'Hey, how long you gonna be?'"

Happy belated birthday

Big Phat Smelly Kat between your legs

Wise man say, only fools rush in, . . . . .

has a lively spirit.

folahann:
This joke was posted here 23 times in 2006, 17 times in 2007 and you are the 12th person to post it this year.

yea, but you didn't state how many times you read it

see one deh

this one hit me. came as a shoker to me. Bernie, you gone too soon. May your soul rest in peace

javalove:
absolute garbage!!!

then remove the cobweb from your pea size brain and enlighten me.

Olabowale

hahaha.  if me join, y'all a go throw me out.  You see, I am a rebel and Conquerer but still a lady I live in Harlem (116th Street).  I see your worship place.  look at it, shake my head and walk by real fast.  Then I whisper to myself "Father forgive them for they know not what they are doing"

She is a proud Nigerian. An old proverb saying " As proud as a peacock. But since its a lady, i'll nickname her Peahen