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Finally Opslag you don come here, welcome
let me do the introductions

I'm Cbase as you know,

Jeovy is the Guy, that just married, but not proud of the wife. He runs a Garbage n Sewage Business

Studio is the Guy that has a way with women, but doesnt have a girlfriend yet, as they can't stand his body odour, na my friend sha, na why i wan buy body spray for am. He likes money too as u can see, n he hasnt enof of it.

Mykali is the house boy, look 4 him wheneva u have any errands you need to be done

If u smoke, Tufe is the Guy 2 look out for.

Tyty's the Mad looking one, with dreadlocks, Wife 2 Tufe, she's smokes wella, as she competes with guys, 2, 3, Wraps na just the begining. when u hear her post "Yummie" dnt post again or reply na sign say her Kolo don dey start, at that point she only understands her Husband Tufe, as he's the only one that has a way with her. BEWARNED she's the most dangerous here.

Gabrywl, sells Groundnut here, bewarned don't ask for credit as she's mean n very hot tempered n sometimes very confused, take your time with her, n have patience while yu wait for your change, if you have any.

Ibkaye runs the Beer Parlour, feel free 2 walk in & drink

Spenchuk's the Aboki n the house, Buy your indomies n biscuit from him.

Chioya's the Spinster in the neighbourhood that was unfortunate 2 have a very Naughty Boy "Little Johnny" perhaps u've heard of him, she's cool 'cept sometimes, her mouth runs faster that her brain, n trust me she's as beautiful as they come, u can check her out  https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-165555.0.html#msg2726184

Infobaba is the layabout, he has nothing doing, whenever you need an extra hand, call him if you can spare some coins or some change.

Lysaa is the Gossip, beware of her, she's a beauty no doubt, but her wants are much, "buy me this, Get me that" Ibo girl 2 da core, no doubt you've met her, but in a guile, here, u'll see her true color.

I guess that's all pretty we have in the house, Others abide, you'll get to meet them soon enough. we'll get to know you more, n where you really belong.

he has to or,,,,,,,,,,,

ha ha ha hhah chai! "Terminate" **laughter spasms**

Chai! Tyty, Ok na ,

But Baba Answer my Prayer ooo, I forget give Testimony when i come, i dey solve maths now die, dx/dy na small thin now 4 me, so tey boys like Studio, Spen, Myk, Lex, Jeovy, .etc, dey come may i brush them up. See me wey i dey balance equation 4 Inorganic Chemistry, shoo, I dey raise in powers now like calculator. Finally I enter Marines as on board The Cheynne na me dey mind the torpedo rooms, I plot the co-ordinates of every location, Finallly d Lord Gave me a sign he would answer my prayaz by showing me this wall Gecko wey dey talk.

Wall Gecko:- shey na u be Cbase wey dey always disturb Baba God for Nite?

Cbase:- **suprised** Jesus Christ, Who are you?

Wall Gecko:- TYTY

No wonder she knew 'bout those prayaz

Std no mind Jeovy, we jst dey remind am of the "good old days"

yahoo Baba

oko ashawo

somebody calm Little J down abeg, B4 e wound Fada Christmas, where in this world is the mother self?, _Chioya,  [b], [/b]

Oya carry em come na. i prefer the average size front yard n moderate backyard, General Assets not too big n not too small, u understand na,

Jeovy dat Pimple wey dey ur Nose n Mouth never ripe?

na ur good evevin b dat abi?

ha ha, Jeovy, na waa for u oo

kai, no be groove we wan groove, men, anything for grooving oo

No mind Tyty, na pregnant She-Goat

u no wan come over na , abi u no fit arrange babes again

studio, your Ibo dey sound like Efik

i jst dey oo, how ur side na?

kpele o

Studio kpele oo

why u go dey ask wia i dey, while me dey hia, abi u no get eyes? sharp ur eyes my guy, no be only babes u go dey use am see

look well sef Mumu, b4 u begin ask question

@baxi
Monsieur, tu est beaucoup, i hail oh

talk dia jare,
lead lead like u

tis been a while, I've almost forgotten everything bout french, i pratice no more

J'habite au Nigeria _{baby = enfant}

Chy-enfant, qu'est que tu habite?

I had a very good teacher we call her "elle ya Poto-Poto"

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=571.msg2738829#msg2738829 date=1220291018]lol bien bien. jai aussi parle une petit francais parce que j'aime etudier francais pour A levels a college _{hmmm try n bit that}   [/quote]bien, tres bien, mademoisselle , moi, j'ecrie francais dans la college et waec, et j'ai C6

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=571.msg2738808#msg2738808 date=1220290797] lol so u can even write? [/quote]Qui, j'ecrit et parle petite francais

Ou est monsieur Opslag?

cbase est dan la Maison, mais je parle petit francais