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[quote author=Mhiz_dimplez]lmfao....P.O.C,not "guys",only the Op.....[/quote]Pls help I need your advice [quote author=Mhiz_dimplez]lmfao....P.O.C,not "guys",only the Op.....[/quote]Pls help I need your advice

I know that can't happen sef..he must have forgotten to remove it

Woow lots view

It beats my imaginations or can I say I didn't see well to find ACN as the political affiliation of the Governor of Lagos state on is facebook profile.

Well if this is a joke please let us know sir or mayb you forgot to change it to APC Anyway I want to believe the numerous task of being a Lagos state governor could have made you forget to remove it.

Well maybe you need to employ me then to help you out always* lol...

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Infact some tribes need to cover their face in shame!...no apology to anyone cos I didn't mention the tribe(s)..with all this they will still find her not guilty...its just too pathetic!!!

What has people turn churches to sef

Na wa ooo...where are gej's attack dogs? See what your Otuoke brother's transformation as caused this brother Anyway..just tell your girl about it and if she still doesn't trust you, avoid her like a plague...she is not meant for you

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Worwor: frontpage ke? someone caught a glimpse at GEJ's fuckup and you want seun to move it to frontpage?? How much Jonathan dey pay you wey dey make you embarrass yourself like this sef?

Lwkmd...ahahahahah laffing in 3D

Sincere 9gerian: Over 1,400 views without making front page. @OP..,well done!

Seun's Intellect is too advance for some of you here and that's why he could put up a forum like this. He knows what is worthy of the front page...don't push it like your Otuoke uncle...EARN IT!!!!

Akson man: @Bolded...U are very wrong about that.
The movement of petroleum products by rail resumed last year, even NRC had to buy more rail tank wagons to consolidate...see link http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/nrc-acquires-20-more-tank-wagons-to-haul-petroleum-products/164955/

Hmmm...I would have loved to click the link bu I discovered it was a thisday newspaper link so I changed my mind cos we know the "reputation" of that tabloid...anyway we still take petroleum products to the north amd we still pay fees to truck drivers so as to stabilize the price of fuel- and this is part of the reason for the move of the privatization of our refineries or haven't you asked your self why they want to sell them.....please bro stop dreaming...there is no single train carrying petroleum products in naija

Akson man: I'm glad that you take pride in your poverty stricken '(Agege) up bringing...good for you.
My joy today was seeing cargo trains with several containers moving up North. Not the usual passenger trains you and your 'Agege' siblings are used to hanging on its doors and roof tops.

Do you have to insult...rich boy....this shows you are out of ideas

[quote author=E.M.Ezzy]who the bleep said you should use the train....i know we are more than this and a light rail would be better for human transportation.but my arguement here is that a locomotive train is not bad for cargo,even if it take a decade to get to kano i dont bleeping care because 1) our lives has been improved cause we wont ha ve to put up with the carbonmonoxide trailers emitt. 2)accidents will be avoided.
Which do you prefer, we make do with what we have and avoid potential accidents or we wait 15 years to build a subway train and the containers keep falling and killing people.....its your call but i know which i'd rather have.[/quote]This is why Nigeria will not move forward cos most of you here are on the outside..anyway that cargo train has been happening since and mostly what they carry even up till now is gravel,transformers but none of them carry petroleum products although they started this from inception but the military came in and aborted it. So if they don't carry petroleum products our roads will still be busy..they don't even carry livestocks like cattles etc so how can you now say that there is a transformation

Akson man: Bitterness will kill ur type! I am the 'kind of child' that travelled abroad on holidays when ur parents were busy lamenting over the increment of Agege bread price from N3 to N4.50k -True story

If you like go to the moon on holidays its non of my concern..it shows the kind of up bringing..no wonder you saw a train twice in your life. Am not shy to have been raised in agege it only puts me in the better position to rate and debunk the claims of your weakling president about its..sorry his Transformation agenda

Pray hard about it...ask God to always disturb you when the thoughts come, then try to think of you wife when it happens or imagine that lady as your own sister and if all that fails..then do what brother paul said in the bible concerning the members our body that wants us to sin

Cheers

Tadon200: op,if i slap you ,your destiny will change forever,who you dey jonze for here?
front page tinz,make people who dey lag shower you with curses.

No mind am...he must have being a "get inside" kind of child while growing up so he never see thins happening outside...maybe this is his second time of seeing a train...the first was when their school took them on excursion

[quote author=E.M.Ezzy]i knoww say 4 ur village na light rail or subway train thy carry container na. Smh.....if dhy do we complain,if dem no do we complain....nigerians are just insatiable.[/quote]Seriously Aint you ashamed Why not take a trip in this 1882 trains and see for you sef the Transformation.. If after you come out and still believe that a tranformation was done....then you need a room in yabaleft..

Bro..if this is your first time of seeing it Then I won't blame you..I do see stuffs like this often, especialy if you live around agege, this has been happening in time past for some years so stop praising gej for nothing...mayb you should ply that train from either lagos to niger state or either of the other routes and you will see your so called Jonathan's Transformation

They should have been forgiven now...afterall they (WaEC) can't say they are saints

[quote author=sкчscrαρεr™]^^^ yeeeee!! This your story gave me multiple hard-on's.

Now I feel like phucking somebody..

*searches for my shadow, where is this girl sef!!* [/quote]Ahahahahahahahhahahahah

....Let's Continue the stroy.. You know God is in heaven and He observes the work of men on earth here, that was what I was doing in the kitchen observing this two descendants of Adam and Eve.

They were lying on their tomy on the bed and there was a laptop infront which was also on the bed... they were watching a movie ..you know all those long india garbages..sorry film, but I was lead in the spirit (I don't know if it was the holy spirit or some familiar spirit) to look further and I was so shocked when I saw the bros arm thrown over the girls back...hmm so what's the big deal about that..but I looked further and observed a strange movement of the fingers.

Ok before I submit my findings..just want to let you know that I avoided error due to parallax, I made sure I cut down on my garri intake so I don't get a compromised vision...and...abegi joh let's me tell you what I saw..

Ghen!! Ghen..!! I saw that the bros two fingers were working as a venier caliper holding on to something but I didn't realy know what they were holding...ok just imagine you want to hold a cigarette...yess...u get..that was how the bros fingers held to that thing..and the bros fingers started moving in a translational motion(pls forgive me..na physics I go study for scl)..

I became confused and was wondering what this bro was doing..then I heard a soft,and also loud and impecable moan..auuhh!!! ....Auuh!!!!..ooohh!!..auuhh!!!...I thought it was from the movie from the laptop but two people can't be fighting and you will be hearing soft sexy moans noww...and I saw what shocked me! The bros was carefuly and secretly rolling the babes ni.p.p.l.e.s with his two fingers in a translational motion..omg! You need to see this girls chest..just like a water melon..

I couldn't continue like this!!! This is intimidation and just like the slogan of my school goes.."INTIMIDATION WE CONDONE NOT"...I bolt out of the kitchen like Usein Bolt and they both seperated with utmost alacrity...and the bros who happens to be our spiritual cord gave me a soft smile that pissed me off, then I pretended to be going for another lecture...hardly have I closed the door and about to turn that I heard a rhapsody of rhythmical movement of the bed and audio which reminds me of the one I heard earlier but this one was gotten to a high crescendo...please I don't know what could be going since am outside oo....but the spirit tells me they are........!!! THE END

I don't know what some people have with afternoon and sex...could it be the heat that warms every body and the next thing that comes to the sexually minded is intimacy?
well I didn't quite understand this not until my eyes beheld a clever smoothing session that definitely would have catastrophed to a banging session.

It was so sunny on a week day like that in school, I was just returning from a long and boring lecture..I think the course was PHY 407 or so( pls don't ask me the course content cos I can't even remember the course title sef). I decided to go to my friends hostel since I didn't see him class that day- wells its not that I really care like that but who knows I could be lucky to meet some Jollof-rice in the pot...oops sorry I meant concortion.

So I walked as fast as my leg could carry me, menh the sun was bitting so hard that I began to wonder if its our numerous sin in my school that caused it, but I kept on walkin...walking...and VIOLA!!! Am at my friends house...what a relief....then something happened!

I don't knock when am going to my friends hostel..infact I have a spare key..but I sensed unfamiliar scent at the door so I decided to be social and knocked. Ko! Ko! Ko! Koooo!...no response..I tried again ko! Ko! Kooo!!...

What's wrong with this guy sef...he must have been sleeping like the JONAH in the holy bible..so I pushed the door and.....OMG!!!! ...oops...it was is elder brother on the bed...but he wasn't alone..there was another creature lying beside him...I just worked straight into the kitchen pretending to to see them.

On getting to the kitchen I carefully observed them from a small opening in the kitchen door.....Holy Moses!!!his fingers were some where in the lady's......hmmm.....emmm.....to be continued

Lol...guys somthing happened and I was the one playing the role of that girl that blocked your parole...shey u go hear the gist....

beckyomas: Eya! I for comment o but i no be guy. Abi make i talk the one i do to guys? Lol

Ok let's here it love

Wooow....that's too bad..I had something similar then but mine was my hotel mates..they just bust into the hostel banging my door...anyway if it was me..I go dey smooth the babe poco a poco..so if she groans and her room mate looks in the direction..she will definitely take her leave...but if she insists....well....

Ibigo: Obviously he would be taking the laptop to school except he has an Air conditioner in his room

Yea...but that's not likely...well that's only if is father is a serving senator of Nigeria

Woow..looking intresting :DWoow..looking intresting

Ibigo: Don't buy HP buy Dell that has the above specs. Mentioned buy the gentle man. But if you want to buy HP don't ever in your life buy g6 it's an aweful laptop to use. When you first buy it the battery will be 4h and 45min remaining but after 6 month 2 hrs remaning or even 1h40min and after one year one of the speakers will suddenly die, hence my experience with g6. Note: you must get a laptop with INTEL PROCESSOR don't make the mistake of buying an AMD system. So i think Dell is what you should go for to avoid wahala. Or better still you can go for samsung with up to 6hrs battery life which is what i use (samsung sense series) but expensive thoughI hope this helps

In as much as I like most of your comments I think I will not agree with you on the processors. As far as am concerned AMD processors are durable and strong its just that they are not good for our climate here, but if the Op lives in an air conditioned room, he will enjoy AMD laptops

@op I hope you are not smoking something new When did yorubas become Hausa-fulani..am talking of the whole of Kwara State and some Parts of Yoruba-speaking kogi Infact there are more hausas in Onisha than you have in Kwara State so will Onisha be a norther state Even Jos will not go with you so is Benue ...

And be the way how come its mostly children pictures you are posting, are you also a phedopile like Yerima

Maybe you are eating or drinking something that is causing it, and it could also be that you stress your self just too much.....and its like hypertension is hereditary

If she is the fat type..it could be the reason for her snoring....it depends again on the kind of job she does also...maybe you should look for a noise absorber and fix it to you hear every time you go to bed. lol