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Crime / Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by ceaser: 11:07am On Jan 03, 2023
Lighthammer:
So bad...This is how lethal injection will be administered on her
SODIUM THIOPENTAL will be injected into her body first to render her unconscious, then
PANCURONIUM BROMIDE will be injected to paralyze all voluntary muscles in her body..
Then POTASSIUM CHLORIDE will be the last injection and it will induce cardiac arrest,leading to death.


The first two are agents used actively in general anaesthesia - their good uses.

S/he will have an ECG monitor hooked on to keep monitoring the progress. The syringes will be mounted on automated micro-dispensers which will be controlled with the press of buttons by an operator. The operator stands outside a two way glass in another room also occupied by eyewitnesses (usually anyone who is interested) to the execution.

Once the potassium is injected, the heart stops at diastole and the ECG indicates by flatlining.

Since S/he was of little benefit to mankind while alive, he may perhaps be of immense benefit to flora in death. So S/he should not be allowed to go to waste. After all, the same US approved shis transition to another sex while he was alive. So they might as well equally apply the policy on "composting" shis body to shim. See below.

Crime / Re: First Transgender Inmate In The US Set To Die By Lethal Injection by ceaser: 7:33am On Jan 03, 2023
Wetin he/she do nau that the alphabet people can't fight for his/her right to life?

Incrediblekutty:






Lol.. which one is alphabet people again?? Update me O grin

L-G-B-T-Q-U- balablu-blubu-bulaba

That's alphabet.

AlaafinOfOyo:
Why change your sex unless you're deranged?
Soon, humans will start making laws to permit those who want to be born as or to become animals to freely do so. Imagine your child saying "Daddy i want to be a girl" though born a boy. Or "Mommy I want to become a snake" though born a girl.

You're late to the party. Where have you been for Pete's sake? This has been happening fir years and you dare not discourage a "confused" child from hormonal or surgical change to achieve the gender of choice, even if he or she is your biological ward, else you risk getting arrested.

The new trend now is people identifying as something else and adopting pronouns in that regards, a choice that you need to respect else you get arrested.

So for instance I can decide to henceforth identify as an ambulance. And my pronouns will be "pin/pọn". That means you should henceforth call me "ambulance".

So if you wanna refer to me in the third person to someone else, you say: Hey, has "ambulance" been to work today? Tell pin/pọn to see me in the office when pin/pọn signs in to work.
Politics / Re: How Far Can PDP Go Without The G-5? by ceaser: 7:31am On Jan 03, 2023
Without the G5, ẹ don do be that. PDP no dey go anywhere.
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Video Of Basketmouth And His Wife Saying They Can Never Get Divorced by ceaser: 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2022
The wife wasn't smiling in that picture.

Could it be that Basket mouth was not being good to her

OR

She already was cheating with a side man that makes her smile more than her husby could ever do.

With either of the two in the mix, it was eventually guaranteed to hit the rocks.
Webmasters / Re: Whatsapp To Stop Working On Iphone 5, 45 Android Phones From Dec 31 (see List) by ceaser: 7:40pm On Dec 28, 2022
iPhone 5 babes that time: Ha, so the runz wey I do with my body to get the iPhone 5 that time don waste be that?

Me wey dey use Nokia torchlight presently: Thank God my Nokia no dey affected. grin
Crime / Re: Femi Olaleye Wife: My Husband Drugged Me Before ‘Raping’ My Niece by ceaser: 4:39pm On Dec 20, 2022
callthefred:
Hell fires are nothing compared to a woman's fury. How come the woman didn't report this initially when it happened until they started fighting over property and all?? For over a year she played along until she knew the man may marry another wife...

If he's guilty I hope he gets the judgement he truly deserves ..

Haaa! This guy ńa badho ooo. I will find it difficult to believe that he is innocent in the case of his in-law. From investigations, he is a serious predator. So he may have fantasized about his in-law and carried out the act.

Go on telegram, search for "gistlover", you get his story and even videos of him in the act,videos that he himself recorded probably for binging on at moments he is alone.
Celebrities / Re: Southern Men Who Refuse Polygamy Are Contributing To Prostitution - Ned Nwoko by ceaser: 10:32am On Dec 05, 2022
How about putting it this way:

"Women who forbid polygamy for their southern husbands are contributing to prostitution"

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Crime / Re: 4 Internet Fraudsters Die Of ‘drug Overdose’ In Bayelsa by ceaser: 10:02pm On Dec 02, 2022
Well, Hmmm.
Politics / Re: Innoson Company Deliver Made-in-Nigeria Vehicles To Sierra Leone (Photo) by ceaser: 7:07am On Nov 26, 2022
ufotunang:
...why is it that Nigerians do not like to but innoson motors .. what is the reason

Innoson is not aggressive with regards to marketing his products to Nigerians.

GAC motors in the South West for instance has mortgage packages in conjuction with banks. You can acquire their vehicles with an initial 10 percent payment while you pay the balance on instalments basis over some years, 4 years I think. This is why you see a lot of GAC motors on Nigerian roads.

Apparently, only the government is able tp get items on credit from innoson motors. As long as you are a private individual, you will be expected to make full payment before you can pick up innoson products.

Then there is this problem of overzealous misrepresentation of Innoson by some people (not innoson himself but some overzealous noise makers). I had a personal experience. The other time I saw an innoson SUV in use in one of the FG institutions in the South west and I was so impressed that I told one of my colleagues I was going to put an innoson vehicle in my cart cos I needed to drive one of his products. Guess what the response of this my colleague and friend who happens to be an Igbo is? "If it weren't for we Igbos, you won't have the opportunity of driving a locally manufactured automobile", yes that was his immature response to a patriotic Nigerian willing to patronise home grown product.

I was pained that someone I associate with and with that level of exposure had to be so pedestrian and emotional, so I schooled him.
¶ Dangote happens to be a rich African who is into manufacturing and owns companies in African countries, yet you don't hear Hausas say that Nigerians wouldn't have had the opportunity to access cement if not for a Hausa man Dangote.

¶ Mike Adenuga brought globacom that destroyed the monopoly of MTN and made GSM ownership an affordable thing for many Nigerians at the initial stage and forced MTN to bring down their prices. Globacom is available in Ghana and a few other African countries, yet you don't hear Yorùbás brag about this.

Proforce in Ogun State supplies Nigerian army, Ecowas and Portugal military trucks, but whenever the glory is to be given, what you hear is "if its not for Nigerians", you don't hear "if it's not for Yorùbás".

I told him I was dissapointed and pained that he had to utter such statement. So y'all can imagine how much damage the many unguarded and emotional outbursts of such manner can do to relationship amongst everyday Nigerians, just as it happens on nairaland.

Now some people were arguing that the FG under Buhari had not patronised Innoson whereas the facts say otherwise.

Cyprin:
Point of correction. GAC is short for Guangzhou Automobile Company and it is a Chinese state-owned automobile Company.

Innoson has his manufacturing licence under partly mitsubishi motor and majorly under another Chinese motor company. He uses their auto parts under licence to manufacture his own brand. He locally manufactures the plastic parts and chairs etc (innoson is also into plastic tank manufacturing) but imports the engines and parts that can't be manufactured here. Batteries are sourced for locally from another factory in Nigeria.

GAC automobile Nigeria chose to retain the original name of the company. They could have changed their name too and continue using the parts from GAC.
Crime / Re: Ochanya's Murder: Appeal Court Upholds Conviction Of Lecturer's Wife by ceaser: 5:43pm On Nov 18, 2022
Sad.

How can a full grown and fully mature man have a thing for a barely nubile, hardly female-featured little girl of eight?

If the father was accused of rape, then somehow he may truly be guilty. But since the court has given their final verdict, the next trial is with He (the judge) who sees beyond what every human knows.

If the father was truly guilty, he has a date with the incorruptible judge on the last day.

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Politics / Re: Soldier Guns Down Colleague, Opens Fire On UN Pilot In Borno by ceaser: 4:46pm On Nov 18, 2022
Ha, few days ago another lance corporal drove his car over a brigadier General and killed him.

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Pets / Re: Police Trace Stolen Dog To Pepper Soup Pot Ready For Customers In Lagos by ceaser: 4:25pm On Nov 18, 2022
Wàhálà. cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Atiku Vows To Uphold Press Freedom If Elected by ceaser: 4:03pm On Nov 18, 2022
Atiku is just "vowing" upandan.

The other time he vowed to privatise the power industry if elected president, thinking that Nigerians have forgotten in a hurry what his "privatisation" strategy as vice president under Obasanjo ended up with.

This was the main reason OBJ said he regretted having him as vice. OBJ put him in charge of the privatisation programme but he ended up balkanizing and selling off most of the government owned companies to himself at El cheapo rates, and not with the sole aim of making them work but simply stripping them down the way butchers strip down accidented cars and sell off the parts.

Politicians are like women before marriage, only a miniscule few of them turn out to do what they promised.

Before marriage: Just take me in. I will give you all the styles you want in this world and make your wildest s3xual fantasies come thru.

After marriage: Ah hàn! Wetin do you ńa? U no dey tire? Ńa everytime you wan dey do. Abeg na only when I need pikin I dey ready to do anything with una ó.

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Agriculture / Re: Hundreds Of Sheep Have Been Walking In A Circle For 12 Days Straight In China by ceaser: 3:26pm On Nov 18, 2022
Alien phenomenon, it is.

They live amongst us. Muhahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy

However on a more serious note, they mentioned the possibility of circling disease caused by the bacterium Listeria monocytogenes as a likely explanation for the wierd behaviour. However if it was Listeriosis, the animals would have died after 2 to 4 days. That notwithstanding, the suspicion of Listeriosis is a serious issue that should be tackled before the bacteria gets into the human population and a zoonosis. Humans are known to be infected by this organism.

The sheep owner, identified as Ms. Miao, claimed the spectacle began with a few sheep before the whole flock joined, Metro reported. Although there are 34 sheep pens at the farm, only the sheep in one of the pens — number 13 — have been acting this way.

The name of the owner is somehow sha, like the sound of a cat grin
Events / Re: Abuja All White Pool Party 2022: Top Ballers, 40 Supermodels To Storm Event by ceaser: 5:01pm On Nov 17, 2022
Oya, Hisbah police to the venue.

Oh, sorry the news said Abuja. I thought I read Kano. Nonetheless, we all are aware of the uprising going on in Iran at the moment, all due to the overzealousness of those they call Islamic police in their country.

The lady lost her life because of what they call "improper way of wearing hijab". She did wore a hijab, but they deemed it inappropriately donned.

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Politics / Re: Wike Tells Peter Obi: Those Fighting You Are Envying You (Video) by ceaser: 4:57pm On Nov 17, 2022
This support of Wike for Peter Obi seems to me a strategic and tactical approach rather than borne out of sincerity.

Wike needs to show Atiku, a PDP, who Oga is in his home state Rivers. So in what way can he do it other than to use the potential splitter/divider/spoiler of PDP votes in the SS and Ṣe - Peter Obi.
Politics / Re: 'Drunk’ Soldier Crushed Brigadier-General Audu Ogbole To Death In Lagos Barracks by ceaser: 11:33pm On Nov 16, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Wow!! We just lost a national asset! These cases of fatal accidents in military facilities is getting too much. The other time was the murder of the young female pilot and now this:a Brigadier General shocked

It was all planned to take her out. Arotile as a pilot was so good that she kept being a serious problem for the terrorists in the forests with her precision hits and bombings. Her presence caused a major setback for the Northern terrorists.

They had to take her out.

I believe this too was planned. Perhaps some colleagues have scores to settle with him. He was in finance and may have dirty money secrets of some senior colleagues.

Remember that the present government will soon leave, meaning a number of probes in the military will likely be conducted.
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Kids Singer, Rejoice Iwueze, Fiancé Wed Traditionally (Photos) by ceaser: 6:44pm On Nov 16, 2022
Waoh.

Those little kids of yesteryears.

Just like yesterday. Omo, I don old small ó.
Business / Re: Naira Redesign: Grains Prices Crash Days After Record Surge by ceaser: 11:30am On Nov 15, 2022
Nigerian Market always defies the norm.
Politics / Re: Please Be Careful When You Get Any Message From This Number (Photos) by ceaser: 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2022
Yeye things.

Phones / Beware Of Amazon Nigeria Recruitment Scammers by ceaser: 1:11pm On Nov 13, 2022
I have received around six to seven WhatsApp messages (from different numbers) claiming to facilitate recruitments into Amazon Nigeria and claim you can earn income ranging from twenty thousand to two hundred thousand naira hourly as you work from home.

Attractive offer right? It indeed sound so. However a link is attached which you are required to click in other to continue your processing.

I have never allowed myself to be tempted to click that link ever because my first instinct is that this is a way they will use to hack your whatsapp account and thereafter take over all the groups you belong to where they subsequently mine the phone numbers of other members that they still send similar messages to. In some instances, they will keep inundating the group chats with annoying scam messages of people making money after investing just one thousand naira, posting screenshots of bank account balance to back up such claims.

They keep doing this until such time the group admin's attention is called to the anomaly and such number is blocked. Sometimes the group member whose account was hacked quickly gets across to the group members notifying them of a potential hacker in the group using his/her number.

In certain instances, because the hacker by virtue of gaining access to the group chats is already privy to information about the group including itineraries of members, such hackers who also may be kidnappers deviced easy ways to plan abductions of members of such group chats.

My advice therefore is to ignore such messages and do not be tempted to click the links attached. Simply delete the messages or screenshot and use it to educate other potential victims on the need to be alert.

The subgroup vulnerable to this include job seekers. I believe those in this group will be tech savvy enough not to easily fall into this trap. Besides examples of those that have fallen victims and the consequences of such abound as free information on the Internet, including from friends and acquaintances, which is sufficient to raise suspicions about such enticing offers.

Another age group susceptible to being easily scammed are the elderly age groups (our fathers and mothers) who aged into, rather than born into the digital era. We should educate them specially and impress it upon them to inform us of any suspicious malicious activities or incidences outside the usual which they may come across in the course of using their devices.

Now that Elon Musk has fired half of the wok force of twitter, we should expect a new wave or modification of this scam, this time using "under directives from twitter CEO, Elon Musk", in place of Amazon Nigeria.

Best regards.

Phones / Re: All These Foreign Numbers That Keep Flashing Me!!!!! (Pictures) by ceaser: 12:30pm On Nov 13, 2022
priceactionx:
They are scammers. It is called "one ring", where they call numbers and immediately disconnect with hopes that curious people will return the call. The scammers use phone numbers bought on the dark web that they use to call other numbers.
The aim of the scam is to encourage those who get a missed call to call the number, after which they will be ripped off as the call will be re-routed to premium rate number overseas & will be subsequently billed exorbitant sums for listening to pre-recorded messages.
Then they get heavily paid as a commission for referring people to a premium call rates that likely pinch adverts to the listeners.

nedekid:
Those are premium rate numbers. You can get one online. Fix you price eg $2.50 per minute.
Once someone calls the number he pays 2.50 per minute. The telecoms company shares it with you.
The idea then is to attract calls to that line.
So the scarmer flashes so many people and when they call back he makes money the longer he keeps you online.
That is why when you call the number your hear teleprompter etc.

Thanks for the explanation. I'd always been at a loss as to why I get flashed these random international numbers. I found out some were international calling codes of countries like Netherlands which got me more confused as I have no contacts in those countries.

I also wondered why "flashes" instead of outrightly calling. By the way, this problem is on one of my glo numbers, recently purchased. It does not happen to my old glo numbers or other networks too.

I've never called back cos to me it makes no sense for anyone out there to expect me to call from Nigeria knowing that I will spend more to do that than if he or she calls me.

By the way, attached is another WhatsApp scammer that I just laugh at his/her foolishness with the message sent.

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Business / Re: Form A: UK Universities Suspend Nigerian Students; Bank Staff Take ₦400k Bribe by ceaser: 9:36am On Nov 13, 2022
kevoh:


30 million naira multiplied by over 1000 Nigerian students! (I know that the number is quite higher, about 20000 students) that's about 30 billion Naira! Omo UK steadily cashing out grin grin grin! Now multiple that 30 million naira by 20000! shocked

Yet they are mulling the idea of cancelling dependent visa attached to study.

They have not woken up to the reality that Nigerians majorly school in the UK because of the opportunity to take their family along to a new environment. They have been able to take so much into their economy from Nigerians bringing money into their economy.

By the time they cancel that dependent visa, Nigerians will look for other friendly countries to divert their monies too and jettison the UK. Ńa dat time dem go know say dem don add to their economic crises wàhálà.

Germany and other Scandinavian countries are gradually becoming attractive places for Nigerians.

higgs:
Every Nigerian wants to go to UK to study. The British are reaping huge profits from our insatiable appetite for their university degrees. CBN should stop subsidising foreign education. Anyone who wants to study abroad should source for the fx himself.

Sorry to burst your bubble. The CBN suspending it will not be enough deterrent for Nigerians who wish to relocate overseas. The country is what pushes Nigerians away. Insecurity, rising poverty and financial inequality, just to mention a few.

In 2019, 1.2 million Chinese travelled outside their country to the west to study. Guess how many came back after study? 1.2 million.

This is because their country is a good place to live and they come back to input their acquired knowledge back into building their economy.

We literarily are reliving the old years of human slavery by this emigration, only this time it is a new age slavery. Many Nigerians will love to come home to a place where their future is assured and safety is guaranteed. Let Nigeria leaders make the country better and see if people will not itch to come back.

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Politics / Re: Zamfara PDP Chairman, Ahmad Sani Kaura Is Dead by ceaser: 8:29pm On Nov 02, 2022
Kwanza:


https://tribuneonlineng.com/zamfara-pdp-chairman-ahmad-sani-is-dead/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Sad. Rest in peace.

Did he get the covid flu shot too? An unusual number of deaths have been occurring worldwide in the past months.

Remember the Saudi businessman who few months ago also slumped in less than a minute he mounted the podium to give his speech before an audience.

In the US alone, a frightenly high incident of deaths between ages 15 to 50 years have occurred within these few months.

A US senator announced last week that he lost his 18 year old daughter to what the medical records say is "cardiac arrest". She had gone to bed the previous night but did not wake up the following morning.

Like what is an apparently healthy 18 year old doing with cardiac arrest?
Crime / Re: Attack On Wawa Military Cantonment, Niger State Foiled, Terrorists Arrested by ceaser: 8:14am On Oct 31, 2022
Arrested or killed?

Àbí you want Buhari to again release them a day before he signs out?

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Young Man Pretending To Be Prince Andrew by ceaser: 6:33am On Oct 28, 2022
What effrontry!

The EFCC arranging a whole Prince Andrew, a black prince of British royalty. What utter nonsense!

The king must hear of this and demand their heads on a platter.

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Crime / Re: How Chidinma Transferred N5 Million From Ataga Usifo's Bank Account by ceaser: 6:29am On Oct 28, 2022
This case is still on.

But the case of that of the killer in Enugu who lures unsuspecting female job seekers to rape and murder them was finished in less than 6 months.

Okay ó

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Politics / Re: Borno Residents Hold One-Million-Man March For Atiku, Burn Brooms (Pictures) by ceaser: 6:27am On Oct 28, 2022
For Atiku bah?!

Good.

Fulani continua, terrorism ascerta.
Celebrities / Re: Late Rico Swavey Was Not Drunk – Family, Witness by ceaser: 5:42am On Oct 28, 2022
God1000:
I don't know why people don't like helping accident victims in Nigeria.

https://punchng.com/how-cctv-saved-me-from-arrest-doctor-who-tried-to-rescue-rccg-gospel-artiste-that-committed-suicide/

3 years ago, a corper doctor serving in Abuja walked into an estate and together with two other people spotted a man (a pastor actually) just effecting his act to commit suicide. He was dangling in the rope already. The training and instinct of the doctor made him to swing into action and with the help of the other two passersby, brush down the victim and he started recuscitation. Within moments, the police aniseed their presence and the remaining two samaritans, for obvious reasons, stylishly depleted the scene leaving the doctor alone with a dead man on his laps.

The police did not bother to listen to his story or pleas but will rather believe the untold story of a dead man as against the story told by a living man found at the scene, even without conducting an investigation or autopsy to corroborate the story of the living man. The doctor was on the scene charged with murder and was to be sent to court.

The story went viral and people and commenterS became analysts and counter analysts overnight. But one thing stood out: the corper doctor was about to go to jail for a crime he did not commit, and for following the dictates his profession to save lives.

Days after, favour came through. There was a church inside the estate and it so happened to be one of those modern churches that also go extra hippie to ensure their own security and protection is ensured since the government had continously failed in her role to protect the lives and properties of citizens. And this church was situated not far from where the incident happened.

A CCTV. Yes a cctv belonging to the church caught the whole incident right from the time the victim tied the knit and committed the social action and a part of when those passersby, the doctor included, raced in to rescue the dying man. This video was made public and brought in as evidence.

That was how another life was saved from the injustice being perpetrated by the Nigerian police.

I am a medical personnel and whenever I am around in Nigeria and come across accident victims or a random person having a cardiac attack which urgent intervention by an EMS (of course Nigeria don't have any EMS service) which implies that I will effectively be an EMS, by virtue of my profession, at that site, ọmọ, I go throway face.

Wisdom is good for guidance.

https://punchng.com/how-cctv-saved-me-from-arrest-doctor-who-tried-to-rescue-rccg-gospel-artiste-that-committed-suicide/

Our hospitals are also
God1000:
the habit of rejecting dying people that need urgent medical help, they will ask for money before the treatment thereby resulting in avoidable deaths.

Would you still like me to go on with answering your second question or you'll prefer to do a personal research on it?

Politics / Re: Pictures From The 1-Million-Man March For Magnus Abe In Port Harcout by ceaser: 5:30am On Oct 28, 2022
InvertedHammer:
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What I don't understand is how just about every city or town has this number of able-bodied men and about 10 Fulani herdsmen will be terrorizing them.

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The government is the one terrorising the people. With state sponsored terrorism, it lasts longer than 48hrs. Fulani herdsmen terrorists have the full support of the federal government in terms of the supply of weapons, monies and logistics.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Recruits 423 Fire-Officials, Boosts Fire-Fighting Capacity by ceaser: 5:03am On Oct 28, 2022
Job creation.

Now next in line is to make sure the parts for their equipments and trucks are sourced for and locally manufactured within Nigeria. This will ensure another round of people indirectly employed by this action by Lagos State.

A job well done.

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Politics / Re: Kano People Refused To Welcome Tinubu After Collecting Our Money - APC Chieftain by ceaser: 4:23pm On Oct 23, 2022
Kwakwanso owns a major part of electorate in Kano.

So it is not really a suprise

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