₦airaland Forum

imperiouxx: I see

Anyways, even if they are as strong as iron, the cells still have to be like Usain Bolt. They must be able to move fast and stay long enough to reach the Fallopian tube. Else, the acidity of the female production organ will consume them within few hours.

How does good sperm look and feel? I guess thick & sticky abi? What of watery and non sticky? Why am asking is dat most times my sperm is very thick and sticky and forms a big gummy flake when sprayed on my girl's body. Guess am ok sha. Pls let someone clarify. Cheers!!!

Kei144: Kaduna Nzeogwu, the undisciplined brat whose clueless coup devastated the Igbos and is still devastating. Clueless Igbo youths think that he was a hero.

As a Biafran baby, as soon as I became old enough to understand the world around me, I got to know that my country (Biafra) was at war with another country, the Awusas (Nigeria). I got to know about refugees, fighter planes, etc. Sound of gunfire was some of the first things I got to know about the world. I learnt some Biafra military songs. That was the way my world began, courtesy of Kaduna Nzeogwu.

Nzeogwu remains the most patriotic Officer of his generation. The Civil war was bound 2 happen wt or wtout his coup. The truth is dat Nigeria was a time bomb after independence waiting 2 explode at the flimsiest stimulation! Was Nzeogwu there when the 1951 Kano riots against southerners happened? Or was Nzeogwu d one who asked d Tafawa Balewa/Ahmadu Bello NPC regime 2 jail Awolowo, infiltrate d Army wt Northerners, leak promotion exams in d Armed Forces in 1963/1965, falsify d 1963 Census figures or rig d 1965 federal & western regional elections plus oda numerous atrocities of dat era? In fact, Nzeogwu and his men saw all these and struck 2 come in & stem d tide in order 2 put Nigeria on d path 2 greatness but unfortunately they didnt succeed. So ma broda pls do some more research on Nigeria's political evolution and stop blaming Nzeogwu 4 d Igbos' political woes as it were. The drums of war/hatred had been sounding 4 a long time 4 our Northern brodas just dat our Southern leaders then chief among them, Nnamdi Azikiwe preferred 2 pretend as if nothing was amiss! The rest as they say, is history. So free Nzeogwu abeg, let his impeccable & legendary soul rest in peace! God bless C. K. Nzeogwu d Great! He lives on..... In d hearts of all true patriots of our great country!!!!

Uyi Iredia: With the performance against foreign teams especially the reigning World champions and their 4th place counterparts, I think Eagles will most likely crash out early in the WC.

Nigerians and their inferiority complex/colonial mentality! Didnt we play Italy last wk? Were we outclassed? Italy no be 3- time World cup champions? We even oppress dem sometime during d match. So wtf ar u saying bro? Abeg waka far jare!!

airlord: Bollocks. Especially d one for Mobil. I work in d industry and am not even a team lead yet not to talk of a junior manager yet I earn more dan 19M/ annum and u r nw saying a whole CEO way up der earns a paltry 85M/ annum. Abbeg. Except on paper sha.....

My broda abeg no vex o! Am a banker dat lost his job (Oceanic Bank) in d Sanusi Tsunami. Since then I have been battling 2 find my feet! Oga pls connect me make i join dis ur company abeg! I wld be most grateful my dear broda! My contact is 08035449602. Tanx a lot & God bless!!!

drnairalov: loool shez sexy but not as sexy as my friend....who change from a man to female...this is a guy, well now female after operation believe it or not!!!

Haba! These trannies are really HOT!!! Dem get toto so abi na prick? Abeg i need 2 scre.w one pretty soon, their Kitty-Cat. could be very sweet u knw? Ha ha ha ha.....! Wonders shall never end!

[quote author=emmy-richie]Let her try to record their next conversation, and then proceed to duplicate it in other places. After which she should proceed to report the matter to the school senate and sue the murafucker to court.[/quote]My friend SHUT UP!! The girl is a dunce abeg! Let her go fvck d man joor or 4get her school career at least in UNIBEN! She be virgin? Haba!!! Afterall d man also has evidence of exam malpractice against her & her boyfriend abi whoever. Enuf of this PRETENCE! In fact, she is not even WORTHY 2 be a Lawyer because she has no integrity 2! She shd hide her ugly head in shame & stop bugging Nairaland wt bullshit. NONSENSE!!!

intergral: that picture there i really touching....... and the man is to be stoned
i tink dat picture is something that happend in the south or east!
am sayin this because i live in the north and hav neva witnessed such an act
am a proud MUSLIM and this will neva move my faith


anybody that talks bad about muslims havn't stayed in the north
and i belive anybody weda xtian or muslim dat is or have stayed in the north will prove me right

U ar nothing but a BIG F.O.O.L! EDIOT!!!

You ar a fvcking LIAR!!!! Sanusi has only a Bsc in Economics 4rm ABU & Masters in Islamic Studies 4rm Sudan so shut d fvck up! He is nt even qualified 4 d job he is holding! Na Northern agenda tinz abi u no understand? Was dat job advertised? Or did he have any competitors just as in d last NSE DG appointment? Pls stop all these sentiment trumpet abi vuvuzela blowing abeggg!!!

Jarus: . Ignoramus. Sanusi had Msc Economics far back 1983, at 22 years. He got PhD admissions several times bbut due to banking job, couldn't start.

[quote author=baby-boy]Does it change anything?

Tell what nations cup gave the players below that award?

1996 Nigeria Emmanuel Amuneke Portugal Sporting CP / Spain Barcelona
1997 Nigeria Nwankwo Kanu Italy Internazionale
1999 Nigeria Nwankwo Kanu England Arsenal

I cant even remember Nigeria attending a Nations cup during that period[/quote]Hey mister, u ar so WRONG!!! 1993- Rashidi Yekini, 1994- Emmanuel Amunike, 1995- George Opong Weah, 1996- NWANKWO KANU, 1997- VICTOR IKPEBA, 1998- Mustafa Hadji, 1999- Nwankwo Kanu, 2000- Patrick Mboma etc....... So ma guy check ur records b4 u misinform our peeps on NL. Cheers man!

F.O.O.L!!! Yaya indeed! Mikel is a much more creative & skillful player. Its just dat he plays according 2 instructions at Chelsea. He is more of a class act when he plays 4 d SE. Didnt u see d way he outclassed Yaya in our match wt CIV at AFCON 2013? Mikel is it!!! ODE!

ezeonlinebiz: Yaya all the way.

God bless u ma broda!!! Gowon is the most unpatriotic & lily - livered leader Nigeria has ever had. The Civil War would have been averted if he had upheld the Aburi Accord and thereafter orchestrate a genuine Transition 2 Civil Rule but rather succumbed 2 d whims & caprices of the Northern hegemonists 2 fight a totally senseless war that cost us abt 3 Million lives, 10 Billion US Dollars and retarded our overall development as a nation by over half a century!!!! He shd hide his ugly head in SHAME!!!! 'cos his leadership was akin 2 a Ship Captain who knew nothing abt Navigation and kept praying & hoping dat the sea waves wld somehow steer his Ship 2 safety! He was so weak and inept! He was neva in charge of anything or anybody, his Armed Forces Commanders disregarded/disobeyed his orders at will! Top Civil servants grew wings and behaved like Lords in their own ''serfdoms'', the Sultan of Sokoto invariably was the de facto Head of State, there were untouchables in the Army, chief of which were Hassan Usman Katsina, Murtala Ramat Muhammed & Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma. In fact, thank God 4 his overthrow because Nigeria may have experienced anoda Civil War due 2 in-fighting in the Armed Forces! Honesty, had it not been 4 d Civil War, we wld have been light years ahead of South Africa 2day but we missed d opportunity due 2 Gowon's lack of candour, courage & vision! Lastly, we still need 2 urgently re-visit Aburi or else our quest 4 greatness will continue 2 be a mirage because it will a case of ''too much locomotion but no movement'' ON ABURI WE STAND!!! God bless the Dead!!! Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!!

icon aus: With out civil war , Nigeria would have been better and that would have been avoided if Aburi accord was honoured . 47 yrs later , we re likely going back to Aburi Accord -regional government . Civil war reshaped Nigeria where there is no trust amongst ethnic nationalities .

U ar a BASTAAD! Must u bring tribalism into everything? Ode!!

faithynuvo: No doubt Yoruba or Hausa cant do this.i guess they r 4rm east or souh

My broda abeg help me tell d idiotik beach!! Nonsense!

femmyb: So when are you going to get urself a white man and stop disturbing us with all these your white man is gods gift to women postings.

If Dangote no be celebrity, na ur papa wey dey village be celeb? For ya mind, abi? Mtchew! Abeg waka far jo!!!

DanoskyZ: Nw what is dis one saying? Dangote? A celebrity? WTF r u saying dude?

U are such a loathesome fella! U ar just full of GARBAGE & grossly unintelligent! Jeez!!! God help Nigeria 4rm bigots like u, AMEN!

tankoemmanuel: Are you sure? We are just mercantile traders. Nothing more nothing less. We hardly have corporate firms. Only small shops where we sell our wares. The richest among us do importation business and the business does not outlive the inventor or the owner. That is where Yoruba people come in with their knowledge. A Yoruba person can sustain a corporate firm with 5 million naira, and even if he dies, the business lives on. But an Igbo importer's N1Billion business cannot outlive him. The biz dies with him and is buried with him in his grave. Where is the sense in that? Is that what you call entrepreneurship? That's a monument of folly!

God bless u, AMEN!

roxell120: every thread depicts vividly y we are not meant to be together as one country. yorubas always speak from both sides of there mouth. igbos shd leave ur land and the next minute ure saying secession is a bad idea when ure already championing it.sw minus lagos is a no mans land.what remains? if interstate migration is a crime then substract lagos yoruba indegenes from the total number of yorubas in lagos and see for urself. what drove them out of osun, ogun, ekiti etc? lagos w location is very important to all nigerians for the following reasons :
1.it shares comon boundary with some west african /anglophone countries

2.it was nigeria capital which attracted a large population especially igbo merchants just like Abuja.those that are business minded know how to explore such oppurtunity
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3.lagos is a major transit point to countries that we ve strong economic ties accross west african subregion and beyond .
4,its the first point of call for marchants on both land and coastal borders

therefore its not abt yoruba here but nigeria and economic benefits. period

God bless u my broda! Nigeria needs more patriots like u not tribal bigots nor sectional warlords / regional hegemonists & supremacists! Naija o'ni baje o!

Tundeolaniyi: As a yorubaman, you have said it the way it is with we yorubas. i concur100%, but as for motor park tout what about this ones at upper iweka though obi done give them run due to transformation i saw going on there?

Young lady, u ar a real big ass full of SHIT! Ur brain cells arnt functioning properly because they 've blocked by excess adipose tissues & cholesterol 4rm ur hip region!!! Stupid bigoted BITCH!!!

bigass: if i hate a party i wont live in a state governed by the party. i dont know why igbos hate APC but troop down to Lagos and Ogun

Even an illiterate fulani herdsman knws 4 sure dat Buhari can NEVER join PDP! So why bother imagining it? Abi u dey high on ganja?

bigass: that means if Buhari joins PDP soludo should forget his ambition too?

What makes u think Ngige is d best? Must he be Governor? What abt pple like Soludo, Akunyili, Ubah etc., huh? Pls shut da fvck up!, if u hav natin 2 spit out 4rm dat ajegunle canal u call a mouth! Bagger!!!

agbameta: Instead of sentiments and irrelevant garbage, shouldn't it be about the best man for the job and who is capable enough to make your life better?

Geezzz. What's wrong with you people?

thegoodjoehunt: Mikel is even more skillful than Song. Let Song try this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDkJ0Rs2U

My broda save ur breath joor! We Nigerians can really be funny, how can anyone in his right senses compare Song 2 Mikel? Mikel is just 2 gud 4 Song! He is just in a CLASS of his own. Song may never get there! We shd always appreciate our own. Mikel is definitely gud enuf 4 d 2013 African Footballer of d year Award. PERIOD!

hollandis: foolish nigerians .what do you mean with his showing at the fifa confederation cup? did they not lose? Thank God I have no business wih nigerians , they are mediocres.I love my dutch boyfriend

U ar an ASHAWO! Go give ya Dutch joystick a Mouth Gig & leave Naija alone abeg!!!

What happened 2 d Council of State as provided 4 in d 1999 Constitution of d Federal Republic of Nigeria? Dat council has all d Governors, dere deputies, all former Heads & Deputy Heads of State as members. The NGF is UNCONSTITUTIONAL & shd be disbanded / outlawed forthwith. Enuf of this macabre dance! Amaechi's madness is getting out of hand! PERIOD!!!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Bros..

Al I will tell you is to go and wait at the Total building by Eko Hotel. Thats where Egina Project is situated. Infact, its only Egina in that building. Try and count the number of Oyinbos versus Blacks that leave the building after work..

I read this and laughed. A colleague just started work in that building.. Says it feels like France when once you pass reception.

Total is still recruiting Oyinbos like crazy. Just this week.. 3 joined my project team. Meanwhile, no black has been recruited since I've been here o!

[/quote]Are u not black? Abi u be brown or dark tan? Ha ha ha.......!!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Well, I'll surely see to this ASAP. But you have to be patient for a while cos according to the project gantt chart, major activities will take off from mid next year. KIV [/quote]Mr. Rhino abeg I wont mind keying in2 d Oil & Gas sector. My add is dbigcee@yahoo.com. Tanx a lot Sir!

noblezone: Did you really say that? That it was because of him?.

Then sir let me help you the more.

Remember the "Reinhard Bonke" slaughters, it was because of Ojukwu. The Gideon Okar coup' was because of Ojukwu. The yoruba nation was haunded by Abacha after IBB annulled the Abiola election: actually, it was because of Ojukwu that IBB annulled it. Yes, remember the Miss World riots? It was because of Ojukwu. The Jos crises is because of Ojukwu. The Zango Kataf (you participated in that one), was because of Ojukwu. MEND is becuase of Ojukwu. Boko haran, is because of Ojukwu. Arewa, OPC, Afenifere, Massob, Middle Belt whatever, are all because of Ojukwu. Yes, the latest slaughtering of Corpers (all southern) by your brothers was because of Ojukwu. The 1983 coup led by Buhari, IBB and the criminals of the Nigerian Army, was because of Ojukwu.

In that case Sir, this Ojukwu must be a hero and We shall honour him as one.
As for Zik, plz whenever you see him, tell him that I said that he sold his people to slavery, that we are still being sluaghtered in the "One Nigeria he left for us". And that we are trying our best to undo the damage that he did to us.

As for you General, I am so ashamed to belong to the same country with you.

Domcat Bali is a BIG FOOL 4 blaming d Civil War on Ojukwu. Wtf!!! His generalship shd be stripped 4rm him! He is such a DAFT LIAR!