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CrimeRe: When Did You Realise 419 Is A Criminal Code Section? by ceejayluv(m): 2:18pm On Aug 11, 2020
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TV/MoviesRe: Kiddwaya: “I Will Beat Up Anyone Who Embarrasses Me On National TV” by ceejayluv(m): 10:24pm On Aug 10, 2020
Mo3891:
cool



Forget butty muscle... Even as Laycon be like mosquito he go injure kiddwaya

Selecting a guy as rich as Kiddwayya for the show was a big mistake... If not that he is very humble, he for dey clear dem anyhow

Imagine a guy who flies $8000 jet hire, contesting for $500 Bitcoin gift card and he isn't even complaining, he even cooks and clean... Imagine a yahoo boy having what he has

Davido, DJ cuppy and Kiddwaya don't just know how to use money to opress, give hushpuppi ,mompha that money and watch swagger




.
Yeah, Swagger to jail.
PoliticsRe: Senator Buruji Kashamu Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by ceejayluv(m): 7:42pm On Aug 08, 2020
meobizy:
I’m surprised Nigerians have stopped doubting the existence of this disease. Wetin happen?
Hahaha.... I'm glad though. Logic will always trounce emotional stupidity.
FamilyRe: I Am Cancelling All Marriage Plans Because Of What My Girlfriend Did To My Niece by ceejayluv(m): 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2020
ImaIma1:
Your comments make plenty sense.

Family is important. And a woman who cannot show love to them should not be considered.

However, I also do not subscribe to beating. We women could have very sharp tongues and a tendency to provoke. But a men should know that there is greater strength in walking away than succumbing to beating.

Plus what lesson is he passing to his young niece; seeing him beating a woman. Growing up, I saw that happen and it affected me so much that I feared dating for fear of being beaten.

Thank God I was able to sniff through my potential toasters and suitors to make sure they were not prone to touching women violently.
Walking away in that scenario is not a solution to battery of maids and junior relatives by the women. I would personally call the cops on my woman if I ever see any outrageous battery of minors in my house.
BusinessRe: Beware!: Branchless Technologies LTD. by ceejayluv(op): 5:21pm On Aug 01, 2020
The first red flag is in Their website. In the contact section, there's no phone number. The office address given is No. 6A Embu Street off Aminu Kano, Wuse 2, Abuja.

A friend in Abuja went to check the place out after searching for the address on Street view. It's a residential place with no semblance of corporate activities.

BusinessRe: Beware!: Branchless Technologies LTD. by ceejayluv(op): 5:15pm On Aug 01, 2020
Prior to the mail above, I received a series of mails with the requirements For the "Regional Aggregator" Position with a deadline of 28th July, 2020, here is an excerpt.:




[b]Branchless is a Fintech Company that has Partnered with 3 Commercial Banks and PTSPs to Provide POS Terminals to Agents

To earn N10,000 per POS, you must be a Branchless Regional Mobile Money Aggregator
Regional Aggregator One-Time FEE is - N37,290 ( Inclusive of VAT)
PAYMENT SHOULD ONLY BE MADE TO:
United Bank for Africa ( UBA )
1022882597
BRANCHLESS TECHNOLOGIES LTD

OR

Click Below to pay via PayStack

/branchlessARFP

OR

Click Below to pay via Flutterwave

/branchlessARF

IF YOU HAVE MADE PAYMENT CLICK ON THE BELOW ACTIVATION LINK

https:///branchlessFORM

Below is a summary of information

1. Regional Aggregator FEE is - N37,290 ( Inclusive of VAT)
2. Submission of Application Deadline is 28th July,2020.
3. Regional Aggregator FEE is 100% Refundable if your Application is not accepted
4. As a Branchless Regional Aggregator in your State,all Agents and Sub-Agents will be under you
5. You Earn N10,000 for Every POS an Agent Purchases through you.
6. Access up to N5m Business Loan

NB: WE DO NOT ISSUE POS TO INDIVIDUAL AGENTS. ALL POS WILL ONLY BE ACQUIRED THROUGH A REGIONAL AGGREGATOR IN YOUR STATE

Thank you
Branchless Technologies LTD
support@branchless.io[/b]
BusinessBeware!: Branchless Technologies LTD. by ceejayluv(op): 5:10pm On Aug 01, 2020
I received This email recently.

[b] Branchless Technologies LTD is a Company duly registered in Nigeria and have partnered with a list of Commercial banks to provide to Agency banking services to various communities in Nigeria

We have Concluded On-boarding of Regional Aggregators in every state of the Federation. As an Agent you will have to be guided by the Aggregator in your State.

Most of you have been asking how you can go about it, Below are Steps to get a Free POS from Branchless.

BENEFITS OF A BRANCHLESS AGENT WITH ANNUAL SUBSCRIPTION

You Earn N150 for each Wallet Creation

You Earn N350 for Each Debit Prepaid card you Issue

Access to a Free POS

Access to Business Loan Subject to volume of transaction on POS

Requirements

Government Issued ID card

Passport Photograph

Utility Bill

Branchless Annual Subscription Fee N9,999(NOTE: THIS IS NOT A COST OF POS,BUT AN ANNUAL FEE OF AGENT THAT MUST BE IN OUR NETWORK)

The POS is Issued by our Commercial Bank Partner and its Given Free and NOT for Sale.

N4,999 - FOR AGENTS THAT WANT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE EARLY ACCESS PERIOD, WHICH ENDS AFTER THE PUBLIC HOLIDAYS.

PAYMENT SHOULD ONLY BE MADE TO:

United Bank for Africa ( UBA ) 1022882597
BRANCHLESS TECHNOLOGIES LTD

OR

Click Below to pay via Flutterwave


https:///BranchlessEarly

After that, Click on the below link to fill the activation form.

https:///POS_ACTIVATION_FORM

For More Information kindly send an email to support@branchless.io [/b]
Science/TechnologyRe: Orangutan Who Lost Both Arms Learns To Survive In The Jungle In Indonesia by ceejayluv(m): 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2020
SirMichael1:
Well, it's a conditional statement now abi? 'could'? Really?
The evolutionary concept is still not conclusive, hence the conditional argument.
Science/TechnologyRe: Orangutan Who Lost Both Arms Learns To Survive In The Jungle In Indonesia by ceejayluv(m): 6:07pm On Jul 30, 2020
paulolee:
so touching knowing that he lost both arms while trying to escape..
dont know why is it that whenever i see this sets of animals, i do think if Charles darwin is right about his evolution dogma in his book "the origin of the species"...
the question i keep asking is that if we truly evolved from apes, then why do humans stopped evolving??
pls before you attack me with the story of creation, jus have it in mind that am thinking as a rationalist and a follower of Descartes and spinoza..
Humans could still be evolving. Evolution is a million-year process....
CrimeRe: LG Chairman Bags 31 Years Imprisonment For #97m Fraud. by ceejayluv(m): 4:57pm On Jul 25, 2020
The terms are concurrent, meaning he'll serve seven years. Since he was arraigned in 2015, he'll be out in less than two years from now.
CrimeRe: Naf Hands Over Suspects In Incident That Led To Death Of Flying Officer Arotile by ceejayluv(m): 10:45pm On Jul 24, 2020
sexylassie2:
What they did was homicide.

Sure, it was unintentional but in a sane society, they will go to jail especially the driver.

Homicide and driving without a License.
At worst, involuntary manslaughter charge. That can get him seven years max. Feeling sad for the driver.
PoliticsRe: Akwa Ibom Government Distributes Transistor Radios by ceejayluv(m): 2:49pm On Jul 24, 2020
tutudesz:
What the fastest way to passing information huh Radio my brother. The Mexican and many South America countries are passing information about corona virus quickly on radio, than internet. Transistor radio is made only for fulanis undecided
Likewise law-enforcement. You've said well.
CrimeRe: Unizik Graduate Dies Of Alleged Poison During NYSC (images) by ceejayluv(m): 7:30pm On Jul 23, 2020
La click la......
HealthRe: Madagascar's Covid-Organics Can’t Cure COVID-19, Only Cures Cough – Ehanire by ceejayluv(m): 7:26pm On Jul 23, 2020
Righteousness89:


You Need Help!
You need to read more ......
HealthRe: Madagascar's Covid-Organics Can’t Cure COVID-19, Only Cures Cough – Ehanire by ceejayluv(m): 7:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
Righteousness89:
All Over the World, Over 5million People Cured of Covid-19! Yet they say Covid-19 has no Cure!

Only God Almighty Cures Covid-19...

Let all Nations and People bow Befor Him..

If not, We will keep Decieving ourselves !
They weren't cured, they recovered just as people recover from common cold infection. It's the body's immunity at play.
CrimeRe: Former Governor Of Bauchi State, Adamu Modibbo Dies At 63 by ceejayluv(m): 8:06am On Jul 20, 2020
Not every illness is "malaria and typhoid" . At his age and exposure, he needed to go for a thorough checkup.
HealthRe: 556 New COVID-19 Cases, 167 Discharged And 11 Deaths On July 19- (2027 Tested) by ceejayluv(m): 6:55am On Jul 20, 2020
astonished:
I can't still believe some people still believe this daily release soccer scores is real.

only if they pulse for once and use their brain to think, now deeply to know kind of people that rule them.

only if they have been going out lately and check the Nigeria atmosphere and ask theirself if there is truly virus in this country that warrant all these restrictions, then with people being move around here and there disregarding the covid-419 rules and no one we've see along the road, express slump & die,

If you believe there is any dangerous virus in Nigeria or covid-419 in Nigeria, then your skull be better being mine & sold for medical experiment
The bolded is not how covid critical victims usually die. The deaths are a far minority of infected and are usually confined to bed due to breathing difficulties for days before demise.
Christianity EtcRe: Father Joachim Cabanyes Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Enugu by ceejayluv(m): 9:57pm On Jul 18, 2020
Tim931:
Abeg how una dey take know say na Covid 19 dey kill them??
Died at the isolation centre after testing positive and displaying typical symptoms...
RomanceRe: Scammed By A Lady. Any Chance Of Getting My Money Back? by ceejayluv(m): 11:13pm On Jul 17, 2020
Yeah, right... Mine was three years ago... Priced the T-fare from 15k down to 4k and sent to her. As expected e enter voicemail.
I lock up like say nothing happen. Didn't even call her or send a message...

A year later the same bitch chatted me up again, saying she wanna come.. I was like, the temerity.

I told I'll give her double (30k) if she comes with her money And bleeps me well for a full weekend. She jakpa.
HealthRe: 595 New COVID-19 Cases, 293 Discharged And 9 Deaths On July 16 - (4325 Tested) by ceejayluv(m): 9:07am On Jul 17, 2020
Adewale1603:
it is normal malaria fever you had, not corona
Dude, majority of covid victims All over the world recover without treatment. Taking malaria drugs for victims in Nigeria helps to clear any underlying plasmodium parasites so the body's immune can be strong enough to fight off the covid.
HealthRe: 595 New COVID-19 Cases, 293 Discharged And 9 Deaths On July 16 - (4325 Tested) by ceejayluv(m): 9:03am On Jul 17, 2020
PapaNnamdi:
how is this possible, I thought ncdc said Corona does not have cure??




*modified*


me still feel say na overating de happen for naija,

for a flu symptom
not corona virus in Wuhan



SARS-CoV19

meaning
severe
acute
respiratory
syndrome
corona
virus..


a virus that affect the lungs and respiratory system

but in naija, u can't taste or smell anything,
u drink lumatem forte #300 and u r ok..

so what is the need of all this isolation centers

nobody is talking about respirators again grin

nonsense hushpuppy country
tueh
Dude, even in USA the epicenter now, over 80 percent of positives show no symptoms or only mild symptoms including anosmia. It's consistent like that all over the world.
HealthRe: 595 New COVID-19 Cases, 293 Discharged And 9 Deaths On July 16 - (4325 Tested) by ceejayluv(m): 9:00am On Jul 17, 2020
omohayek:
You seem to be one of only a small handful of Nairalanders who really understand what is going on. Those who think these tiny numbers of confirmed cases represent the true scope of the problem are living under the same kind of utter delusion that Trump betrays whenever he starts spouting rubbish about "too much testing".

All these numbers indicate is that in the area of public health, as with everything else, the Nigerian state is thoroughly incompetent. In a better-run country, we could at least try to calculate "excess deaths" figures, but Nigeria is such a failed state that even this would be impossible to do. Accurate collection of statistics on essential matters like births, deaths and land transactions have always taken a back seat to the Nigerian preoccupation of getting a "kinsman" into a "juicy appointment" so everyone can "chop" from the public purse ...

Nigeria should be testing at least 10x the numbers currently being tested daily if the true scope of the problem is to be understood: a tell-tale sign that the country's COVID cases are being drastically underestimated is just how many "big men" have already fallen ill or even died from it, when these are the very sorts of people most able to shelter in place indefinitely.
That's what I've been trying to tell our compatriots for long. Unfortunately some still believe the ncdc numbers are even too high.
HealthRe: 595 New COVID-19 Cases, 293 Discharged And 9 Deaths On July 16 - (4325 Tested) by ceejayluv(m): 8:59am On Jul 17, 2020
2gbasky22:
we've eventually tested 1% of our total population.

BTW, NCDC should subtract the recoveries and death from the total Reported positive cases, and show us only active cases.
with that the figures will not be too scary.

.
#OpenOurSchoolsBeforeItsTooLate
0.1 percent you mean.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Bans China's Huawei From Its 5G Network, Hands US Big win by ceejayluv(m): 8:12am On Jul 15, 2020
Heathrow44:
Thank God uve finally responded! And it was long time ago which I believe was before 9/11 cos that can't happen after d disaster US saw on 9/11
It was in 2016.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/01/16/roger-mcnamee-defends-apple-refusal-to-unlock-iphones-for-doj.html
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Bans China's Huawei From Its 5G Network, Hands US Big win by ceejayluv(m): 7:32am On Jul 15, 2020
Heathrow44:
Some people have liked ur comments already cos they all like fake news and they dont reason, they dont ask questions? They take evry crap a ignorant liar says sink line and hooker! Where is ur evidence that Apple refused to open a phone for FBI citing privacy protection, Apple can't do that, especially if the threat on US soil is evident and imminent, The US president can invoke the Production Act to force any company within the US to release info on any terrorist group or persons that they feel pose immediate threat to the US, u don't av any evidence, u weren't there, u are not the FBI director or even worked for the FBI, then all of a sudden a person in ajegunle or oshodi in Edo state now has access to classified information on the FBI dealings with Apple, ? Thats wonderful clap 4 urslf! huhLet me tell u, if wat u said actually happened, Apple CEO Tim cook would be immediately issued a subpoena to appear before a senate committe hearing to explain to the US senators and Top military rank officials why it failed to issue concrete and reliable info to the FBI and If found guilty Apple would be fined and suspended!
It actually happened few years back, Google and see. On another note though, in Woodberry's case, The FBI requested data from his iCloud account and they were granted.
Foreign AffairsRe: UK Bans China's Huawei From Its 5G Network, Hands US Big win by ceejayluv(m): 6:54am On Jul 15, 2020
Nbote:
Trust me most of d comments U'll get are from 5G and coronavirus conspiracy theorists who will b quick to assume 5G has been banned to stop d spread
Surprisingly I've not seen any here so far (can't say the Same about Facebook) . It seems Nigerians have largely borrowed sense in this covid/5G Matter.
PhonesRe: Data Price To Drop By 60% by 2025, Says Pantami by ceejayluv(m): 9:42am On Jul 14, 2020
By then we'll have 6G or 7G and the data for a month's subscription won't last a week
Christianity EtcRe: Killing Of A Rare White Owl Sparks Outrage Online. by ceejayluv(m): 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2020
mmars:
You seem to have a problem with what he did to the bird..the bird was on his property and he has all the right to do to it as he wishes no complaint since the bird is considered something sacred in his village o


or is it that you have relation with the owl
the bolded is the main issue, the purpose of the thread. Anyway, as you said it's his private property. Next time he'll be careful of what he posts on social media.
Christianity EtcRe: Killing Of A Rare White Owl Sparks Outrage Online. by ceejayluv(m): 2:05pm On Jul 13, 2020
cezarman:
Physical battle as howhuh

I've battled cats, dogs, a ram, and even a hen... were they all manipulated by evil forces as well? Or na only owl witches dey manipulate?

Una matter dey tiring and complicated aswear!
Hahaha... Physical battle indeed. If you ask him for details now he'll end it with "you won't understand".

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