Politics › Re: Jang: "I Will Leave Office As Nigeria’s Poorest Governor by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:13am On May 25, 2015 |
he should give his own definition of "poor." |
Education › Re: Female Student Got Bitten By A Snake While Protesting In Uniport by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:05am On May 25, 2015 |
Your post is symptomatic of the state of our country's tertiary education. As a poster above me said, you possibly can't be a student of the said university, a sympathizer maybe |
Celebrities › Re: Kenyan Lawyer Offers Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, 30 Goats To Marry Daughter Malia by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:17pm On May 24, 2015 |
*mo fo* #iranu |
Politics › Re: FG Withdraws N395bn From Excess Crude Account by CertifiedFreak(m): 9:13pm On May 24, 2015 |
Lotta mumbo buh it's pretty clear clandestine acts are being performed in the wee hours of this dude's administration. Dude no wan broke for the duration of his existence again. |
Phones › Re: Exchange Your Old Phones To New One Legally. by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:56pm On May 24, 2015 |
In this clime? There must be a caveat |
Romance › Re: 5 Qualities That Women Find Irresistible In Men by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:06am On May 24, 2015 |
6. Iphone 6 7. A fat bank balance. 8. Gold chain 9. Crosstour, Venza. If you possess a Ferrari, Rolls Royce or a Bugatti, disregard 6-8 10. Lies. If you don't possess a thing, just keep lying. Works wonders. |
Health › Re: She Doesn’t Like Condoms by CertifiedFreak(m): 5:58am On May 24, 2015 |
Would she like getting pregnant? |
Politics › Re: Man Climbs Tree, Says He Will Not Come Down Until A New Government Is Sworn In by CertifiedFreak(m): 5:53am On May 24, 2015 |
Another monkey joining the circus. Very soon we'd hear peeps who wouldn't leave the veejay alone till the inauguration. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: His New Boss Struck The Centre Of His Palm With First Finger, First Handshake by CertifiedFreak(m): 5:44am On May 24, 2015 |
gay alert with a capital G |
Romance › Re: Send This To Your Ex And She May Actually Have A Rethink by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:52pm On May 23, 2015 |
She'd probably be asleep by the fourth line |
Celebrities › Re: So Much Loss!! AY Makun Finally Shuts Down 8 Month Old MVP Lounge by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:58pm On May 22, 2015 |
Dude is so clueless. Dabbling into everything doesn't make for a successful entrepreneur. Stick with comedy, even tho you lame |
Celebrities › Re: Meet The World’s Most Identical Twins Who Share One Boyfriend by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:57pm On May 21, 2015 |
Thought their being natural was supposed to be the basic for their identical stat not the plethora of implants my screen is smiling at |
Crime › Re: Teacher Arrested For Allowing Students Have Sex In Classroom by CertifiedFreak(m): 2:41pm On May 21, 2015 |
Evolution. Seems base instincts abound everywhere. |
Romance › Re: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by CertifiedFreak(m): 1:26pm On May 21, 2015 |
You know ur pro, you know ur wife. Give what's due ur pro to her and what's due ur wife hers. You've been smart all along, very sure you still was doing rounds while courting bae. Keep it up and enjoy the best both worlds got to give you |
Celebrities › Re: If You Think This Woman Is Enjoying A Nice Swim In The Pool, Think Again by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:42am On May 10, 2015 |
Looks surreal |
Politics › Re: 20 Facts & Predictions About Gen. Buhari That Is Hidden Before The Entire World by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:04am On Apr 12, 2015 |
You should add you both have similar diction and literary skills. |
Politics › Re: Impeachment: Fayose Sends Royal Fathers To Beg Tinubu by CertifiedFreak(m): 5:29pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Don't think it's degenerated to this point yet. This story smacks of half truths. |
Romance › Re: Girls Do U Enjoy Robbing Ur Boobs On A Guys Shoulder In A Bus?my Experience by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:48pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
goodman41: No,joke apart,100% true. Since then i have been looking for this opportunity, but no way to found it. You'd do well to stick to tight spots and dark corners as ur diction could douse an erect nipple |
Education › Re: 17 Awesome Words You May Not Know by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:41am On Apr 06, 2015 |
Learnt something for the first time in a very long while. |
Celebrities › Re: Fans Launch Attack On Toke Makinwa For Calling People Who Are Not Her Fans A W by CertifiedFreak(m): 12:52pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
A lotta scrutiny is being given to the "v" btw this girl's "log." |
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Korede Bello's Girlfriend (pictures) by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:02pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
Omavik: She's not evn fine You sound like someone whose dream cookie was just snatched. You crushing on him buh you prolly ain't better or as you put it, finer. |
Romance › Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:52am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Trashy girls, loud mouths, the demand first get to know me later chiqs and my oh my, the uptight ones who just can't appreciate a lil bit of wit and a wee bit of sarcasm. |
Romance › Re: 7 Insane Sex Facts That Will Surprise You [must Read] by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:29am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Lil wonder we have few septuagenarians around. |
Education › Re: All Time Top Ten People With Highest IQ Ever. by CertifiedFreak(m): 8:12am On Mar 29, 2015 |
Nerds Extraordinaire. Scam artists haven't been tested tho. You'd be surprised at our level of intelligence when properly channeled. |
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Gentry's Secretary Is A Very Endowed Lady (photos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:51am On Mar 28, 2015 |
How the bejesus doesn't she feel intimidated standing next to wagon mound 1 & 2? |
Family › Re: Baby With Two Horns Born In Osun (Photos) by CertifiedFreak(m): 6:45am On Mar 28, 2015 |
UFO sights. Aliens are taking over. |
Romance › Re: Don't Expect A Girl To Take You Serious If Your First Chat Is Anything Like This by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:06pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Talk about stereotype. Some ladies don't get too comfortable with guys who act over familiar |
Politics › Re: Breaking News:::channels Television........ by CertifiedFreak(m): 3:53pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Always comical without even making an attempt. Best TV station by an astronomical distance. |
Health › Re: Maurice Iwu And Others Discovered Cure To Hiv/aids by CertifiedFreak(m): 7:01pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
menix: Quite aware pple get drunk on saturdays... Takes a drunk to figure another drunk out. |
Romance › Re: Wud You Work Under Ur Ex by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:44pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
If (s)he pays well. |
Family › Re: How Do I Handle A Wife That Always Brings Past Issues to Pressent Iss by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:40pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
You don't. Beat her to a pulp and the word "handle" becomes relative. |
Health › Re: Maurice Iwu And Others Discovered Cure To Hiv/aids by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:37pm On Nov 01, 2014 |
Nothing good can come from this dude. He's prolly responsible for the country as it is today.
Won't be surprised if he got his ingredients from OBJ's farm. Friggin *lackey* |