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Where's the dude who keeps extolling white mofos again?

Think? Dude, when you screw a girl well, I don't think she'll be able to think t'all.

Dude; it's change. It's effing change.

Dude, no be today. All the grandiose achievements count for nothing if he doesn't back it all up.

Your source tho'

Freak, you high on carrots.

Me feels it's more like transferred aggression. Kids probably remind her each time of the dad. Anywayz, the mom's supposed to join the hubby in prison for this shiat.

Success and Yahaya for me so far. Our left back needs a serious jolt as all their attacks are coming from that part of the pitch. We no carry 4 come this match at all and I think Ihenacho needs to get his hands dirty to be visible in this match. Awoniyi? The less said the better

What is this?

A locus classicus of kaikai going down the wrong pipe.

Dude, me sef wan learn. Got a hommie who put the stuff in a chiq's drink and claimed it worked wonders. I so wanna know what the fuss is all about

Dem ladies should just plop for every guy then

Dude, all girls would kill for a guy with cojones. The sh*t about you being sure other guys would die for her smacks of total uncertainty and belittles your abilities as a guy. Get some balls, walk up to her, look her in the eye and pour your heart out. No references to other guys. Be in the present, a lil humor aids when applicable.

*tell me, Monday ain't so scary anymore hunh?*

Dude, did she really Behind you up when you got air in your pockets?

I think she wants me too

Gave a girl her first kiss not too long ago, she melted like literally before me, left me with swollen lips tho'.

Mine? Happened so long ago I think mummys would return before memories could be evoked.

Work for a life time. Discard all, but the surprise part? Unpredictability gets me erry time.

Dude, thou must be a repeating learner. A gal who doesn't contribute a dime to your "venture" is a pest.
It's well known that there are guys who thrive on being the alpha male for their ladies buh dude, this one no mind at all since she's having the time of her life in this parasitic relationship.

I dunno, i feel this is pretty straight. The young dude needs advice, the bash he's getting doesn't help t'all. Majority of y'all were either worse off at this stage or got cravings that would pale in comparison to the French's love of wine.

Dude, chop kpomo before you do any ish. Feign ignorance on her stat when it all blows out. Girl's gonn' get hurt yeah buh me feel this one you likey.

A poem.
Really?

The dude simply had unfinished business to take care of

Bae, with your points above I submit to you that all guys are cheats.

Dude tho'

This is becoming really annoying

Suicide I've contemplated as well for different reasons tho. Thing is it just ain't the answer. I see your story and I know plethora of people who could identify. You've survived this long, dig deep some more. You'd look back on this experience wistfully once the paper starts rolling in.

Lol..ok this is epic!

Babe please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your mind is so deluded.

Smart ass

Dude, this has got "FRIENDZONE" tattooed all over. Waited too long I think

Poetic justice

Scarcity's hit the offering bag. Pastor gats put body and soul together in the propagation of HIS word.