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Dude, if the sex was good, an ex could definitely be a next.

Dude, a man's profession is a man's profession. I think this is a job for your woman. Your prospective father in-law's inherent distrust of the internet isn't supposed to throw you off what you love doing, if you love it that is.

Dude

Dude, you've been friendzoned. You'll simply be complicating an otherwise uncomplicated relationship.

Dude, no man wants a scheduled/timetabled sexual life. It's a well established fact that career women tend to have cobwebs between their legs due to lack of action.

Dude, tread carefully. I can imagine her moans in the act "oga, do am small small"

Dude, why should you complain of being starved of sex when you got a whooping six girls to choose from?

Btw, no offense intended, you reek of being P.U.$.$.¥ whipped else why would a woman get you this desperate? You should learn to put your foot down in certain scenarios with sex at the fore.

Dude, I'd go to the loo with na phone, a novel and even ma video game. The day ma lady caught me in this act; suffice to say she got into such a comical fit.

Used to like Kulye, that lady's got craze and class in equal measure. Never wanting for a laugh and never backs down from a fight.

So true, but society's so conditioned the male specie to look at things in that light as connoting weakness.

misspicy:
stfu
it is highly very likely.
some of us wear undies that way

Ma'am, it's so easy. D'you do matching underwears? Cos it's so not an assumption when he said few Nigerian girls do matching underwears every day.

Dude with all the dissertation theory just threw this place into confusion.
Eeerm, just what is dissertation sef?

Dude, this guy should try comedy. He'll be a hit.

Dude, this chic keeps bursting me brain

Dude, you should stick to smoking pot.

Dude's gat no zone t'all.

Dude, a bottle of orijin for you.

Dude, this peeps above me are really messed up.

Dude, you need to walk with the right ones. Maybe you'd get a new taste then.

Dude, you need to walk with the right ones. Maybe you'e get a new taste then.

Ma'am; me feel you'll look back upon this wistfully real soon when those kids start dropping like flies.

Btw, all these ladies up there claiming petite also, una get different criteria as to your definition?

Dude, blame the D. Lil babies of now mouth the word like it's algebra.

Dude, you don't tackle no matter since you've indulged her proclivities this long. You're a pussy whipped dead tortoise.

Dude, I think this is way beyond her. It's a marriage not built on the usual norms but on a sham. You got pregnant and he was forced to marry you? The writing has been on the wall since the very first day; "hope you won't give me problems." I feel you're more in love with him than he has ever been with you.

Word of advice? Stop trying. The minute he's aware you're drifting away, he'll be scared of losing you. If he's not? You're worth better.