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Tha whole epistle doesn't change the fact that cultism is just that.

"Anybody wey quote op again go receive 1972 slap wey go cause schism between two teeth"

rough day, God bless you op

Pick a whip and peel her buttocks. You recover your lost rep and instill a modicum of fear in her at the same time.

Whoever said the whip doesn't solve all indiscretions anyways?

BACK-PACK

You're welcome

Definitely what happens when kids are left to their own devices.

Japan sef go dey form "advanced country" where vices of this sort are next to absent.

A mental clinic if you do go nuts.

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Classic case of the blind leading the blind.

Gonn' be one epic cataclysmic failure.

Op called this "amazing" and every fibre in me is screaming...................





YEAH!!!

Finally, someone who'll give this party some semblance of credibility in Lagos state.

This virginity retaining thing is becoming so overrated.

Wouldn't straff the chiq if I was given a thousand grand sef.

Busuyib: peaceful as always

Hope the peace is translating to the chics your school possesses?

Not from COE buh gat affinity with the state. Anyways, how's the area of late?

The kind of chic momma warned me PERSISTENTLY about.

August Alsina

Some random chick is claiming that singer August Alsina’s ‘junk’ is so big that he ruptured her cervix when she had sex with him….and now she’s thinking of suing him…lol. Below is what she told Media Take Out. It’s a hilarious story…

“I wanted to put [R&B singer] August Alsina on blast, and I’m thinking about suing him for hurting me. He ripped my cervix.

It’s a long story, but August reached out to me on Instagram, after he saw some of my bikini photos. It started off as innocent flirting. I wasn’t even convinced it was really him. There are a lot of catfishes outchea. Anyway, a few months back, he asked me to fly to Virginia to his concert. He said that we could to hang out after. He didn’t pay for the flight, but he left me tickets and backstage passes which was nice of him. After the concert he was acting real nice. He introduced me as his girlfriend to everyone there. I felt so special. We went out to a club for about an hour. He held my hand for the whole night. I was in heaven. Then we went back to his hotel it was ON.
I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard and I practically ripped his clothes off literally. He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*kcs like that existed. No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreze.

When I saw his thing I was like whoa, you’re going to have to go slow with that. He did at first. It hurt at first. Then I started loving it. After a while he started going in real deep, he pumping me and putting all his weight behind it. It felt good until I felt a pop. Somehow his big d*ck hit something he shouldn’t. I felt so much pain my legs started shaking.
I swear it must have happened to him before because he immediately stopped and started asking if I was OK. I told him I was, but I wasn’t because blood was dripping out of me and I couldn’t walk. He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died.
Now I’m considering suing August for my pain and suffering. He’s been cool about everything but I think I should be compensated for being injured like that. He should be more careful with that thing in his pants.

Seen this quite a lot of times. Answer stills seems to be quite right each time.

Evergreen words: nothing beats self sufficiency.

Definitely not the same man who's been said to have links with that terrorist sect up north whose existence stands against everything this "office" is for.


Our government is really one for ironies.

Really don't see what the fuss about this chic is all about. Save for her diction and probably the butt which beckons, she's just a bland regular chic for me. Bin bound if I might add.

Very blurry

kilode, mo pari e na.

Nailed it totally. Like minded chics might disagree but that's the way tha real world rolls

Yeah, right!!!