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@ Ladies,

Don't mind this human mutt. . . .
He is a waste of black flesh!!!!
The dictionary defines intelligence as the capacity to acquire and apply knowledge.

Look at bgees' comments and tell me this leprechaun is intelligent . . . .
He is an asswax. . . . .
A full grown roach has a higher IQ than this mongolian idiot.

@ bee-jizz,

U dont get how this works, do u?
I believe in the law of equality. . . . U reap what u sow.
How can u give so little and expect so much. . . . . .

I dont expect a schlepp like u to understand.
When a ninny marries a schnook. . . . .The product is destined to be a saphead.
I think your father hit the wrong hole when he came.    It made your birth complicated and bestowed down syndrome on u.

Still cannot understand why this zone is filled with leprechauns. . . .
Go play around with wimps like u.
This carnivore will send ur head to ur brother and mail ur heart to ur momma.
I am such a violent thang!!!!

@ Bweeches,

Is that all u can come up with?
Lemme bury you once and for all so that the other sick bastards will learn a lesson or two from this. . . . .

Sod, i am no cyber-hooligan . . . .that title should be directed to ur sick poppa minus the cyber bit.
Le Chac is a gay, dickless and immature? Members of this forum are laughing at u with ur head of drivel.
U cannot make sense to save your momma's life if she depended on u on her sick bed.
Blimey, u have the brain power of a termite. . .I think your brain cells were kinda over-cooked in ur momma's cunt when she laboured u for 8 days.

The next time u wanna poke shots at anyone, look around before u do cos u will get scratched.
I dont normally trade words with a depraved human-mutt like u who seems to suffer from dementia.
If ur Poppa didn't shoot his diseased Y chromosomes into the alleyway of ur momma. . . .this wouldn't have happened.
I don't blame u as a failure. . . . .I blame ya parents. . . .They were responsible for this mess.
There musta been POSION in poppa's testicles. . . . .every bit of cell that made u is faulty. . . Ma advice: KILL YOURSELF.

@ Debosky,

U are a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, u are a reasonable goat cos u have admitted u are the weakest in all the English teams remaining.
I concur Arsenal will tear any European team apart. . . . .The pace at which u guys subject em European teams is outta this world.
Milan couldn't cope . . . . .Sevilla even struggled here at the Emirates but that is where the buck stops.

Chelsea and Man Utd will blow y'all away without breaking sweats which leaves Liverpool.
Rafa Benitez is the master of 2 legs when it comes to European games and i will tip em to outfox y'all in Europe.
Wenger should pray he gets Fernabache, Schalke04 or Barcelona.
Any of the English team will batter him to a pulp.

@ Vieira,

How can u win the league at OT?
OT is ur 2nd home? I am having a laff. . . . . How many league matches have u won there in the last 6 years?
Lemme tell u this. . . . .If u beat Man Utd at OT and beat Chelsea at SB then u deserve to win the EPL.
No question about that. . . . .U would have earned the title completing such feats but we all know it can never happen.
The destiny is in United's hands. . . . . .Anutha 4-0 awaits y'all twats at OT.

@ beetches

It is obvious u were a product of a cheap drunk Bleep.
If your conception had been well planned, u wouldn't have grown up to be a retard that u are.
You didn't have to bite ma lines to get back at me, u lummox. . . . .

I think u may have to thaw out the 2 brain cells in your fucking cranium.
Sperm-flakes seem to dwell where your brain used to sit. . . . .It seems your brain just vapourised.
This explains why your central nervous system is distorted and your whole being is mal-functioning.

You are a BOIL on the ass of HUMANITY.
Your momma shoulda sucked the same spermatozoa that made u and let the better sperm cell fertilize her cyst-infected ovary.
If u marry a dolt like u, u will produce idiots. . . . . .

@ Vieira,

Its unfortunate. . . . .The league is no longer in ur hands.
That was the situ 3 weeks ago before u met the Brummies but u have thrown it away.
If u win all the remaining matches. . . . . U will win the title but thats the exact situation for Man Utd.
Now, Arsenal cannot win all its games IF Man Utd win all its games cos both teams are meeting next month.

Technically, its advantage United cos the match will be played at OT. . . . .
Besides, u still have to go to Stamford Bridge again in 9 days to face anutha feisty tie against the LONDON BLUES.
Tell me, how do u intend to win the EPL with all these games?
Anutha factor is the goals difference which may be an extra point in May 2008.

Forget it, mate. . . . . It is not in ARSENAL's hands anymore.

bgees:
since no one said liverpool don't need torres. CHACAL OR JACKAL or whatever the Bleep u are now, You ARE THE IDIOT.

this chacal guy spills insult like he was born and bred with it.

Bitches or beegees or fuckever moronic name u bear. . . . .
Don't u ever in your sad, spastic life say ma name on your gay lips. . . . Are u mentally-challenged?
Can't u read or was i referring to u in ma comments?

What a head of trumpery for a depraved and castrated gibbon. . . . U think u can hide in this unpopular topic to poke shots at me?
You must be smoking ur pubic hair, u sonofabitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next time u repeat this idiotic attitude, i will have ur head wrapped up like a fucking Hindu.
U cunt!!

They lack the belief. . . . . . It's the FEAR FACTOR just like the English team.
Arsenal always seem to believe something bad will happen to em someway somehow.
They sit back and allow it to happen. . . . . . .Look at the 2006 final against Barcelona.

Arsene Wenger had that game in the bag until they allowed Barca to come at em . . . . .
If Henry had taken just one out of their many chances. . . . .The game was dead and buried.
I think this is why many people feel Liverpool will get to the final if they avoid Man Utd and Arsenal.

@ Cassiel,

I dont want em to get that FAR but then. . . . lets raise their hopes like we did in the EPL.
Gaynners felt the title was already in the bag 4 weeks ago before they played Birmingham. . . . .
The reality is starting to bite em in their butt-holes now.
Have u noticed how quiet their thread is these days?

Lets make em taste anutha GRAND FINALE without winning it AGAIN.
Remember the phrase. . . . .SO NEAR, YET SO FAR. . . . . . . . . . .
Maybe this would accelerate Wenger's resignation.
Anutha TROPHYLESS season might send Le Prof back to France.

@ tkb417,

How about we meet Chelsea in the next round. . . . .
Liverpool in the semis and Arsenal in the GRAND FINALE.
That will be a perfect chain of UCL rounds.
Lets meet English teams all the way to the final and batter em to submission.

@ Cassiel,

I dunno why tkb is scared of the Scousers
Liverpool is the easiest team outta the lot. . . . .
Rio and Vida will cope with Torres. . . . . easily.
Lets have em first to clear all schitzo.

@ tkb417,

I was having this discussion in a cafe in Leeds yesterday. . . .
At this point, i'd rather we meet any English team than Barcelona, Fernabache or Schalke.

Ferguson gives all em European teams too much respect, it kills me.
What respect can Fergie give the other big 3 teams in England.

I don't really see us going to the Emirates, Anfield or Stamford Bridge to play 4-5-1 or 4-3-3.
Bearing that in mind. . . . we will go to em grounds to WIN. . . . .I cannot say the same about European teams.

In conclusion, Bring any English club and we shall proceed to the next round with ease.

@ nateevs,

Its the way your team is set-up.
Save last season, Lampard has outscored Drogba in the last 4 seasons.
When u play 4-5-1 leaving ur lone striker isolated, your midfielders have to come in and support.

Did u see United's game against Arsenal? 4 goals were scored. . . .3 of the goals were scored by midfielders.
How did that happen? It happened cos United played 4-5-1 formation.
Is it coincidence that Cesc's goals dried up when Arsenal switched back to their 4-4-2(playing Adebayor n Eduardo/Bendtner in the attack)?
When it was Adebayor as a lone striker with Hleb playing in the hole, Cesc was scoring goals for fun.

@ Ruudie,

Ssup with the multiple posts?
Your keyboard is playing digits on u, i presume.
Replace this keyboard before it types something relating to Razorr's chesticles.

@ tkb417,

He came back from Watford before the season ended. Have u forgotten?
His injury was a blessing to Van Der Sar's career at Man Utd.
Trust me, Ben Foster is the best English goalkeeper. . . .Forget about KitKat-He has got nuthing on Foster.
With the defence we have got. . . . That dude will be closing shop on opponents.

He was sent to Watford to gain experience.
U cannot compare Edwin's composure to a young Foster.
However, don't underestimate this guy's agility and flexibility(He is a young Petr Cech).
Watford manager thinks he is better than Van Der Sar and Paul Robinson of England.

@ Danity,

Don't tell me Simpson is a United fan. . . .
That geezer's eyeballs scare me shitless.
Who else is a United fan? Shrek or Simba?

@ tkb417,

Are u sure?
Lemme tell u this bit of info: Are u aware Van Der Sar's 1-year contract extension was as a result of Ben Foster's long term injury?
Blimey. . . That dude is highly rated here and he is very very brilliant.

@ tkb417,

Ben Foster is a brilliant goalie.
Apart from Van Der Sar's experience, He has nuthing on Ben Foster.
Gosh. . . . . I guess u didnt pay attention to Watford's games last season.
Ben Foster was just out of this world with some OMG saves he made. . . . . . .

Derby County shouldn't give Foster any scare at all with the defence we have got.
It's the perfect game to get him back into the 1st team . . . . . .
All i wanna see is goals and more goals. . . . We must do Derby County like 6-7 goals.
Ronaldo must get a hatrick to put daylight btw himself and Torres/Adebayor.

@ Ibime,

Good observation. . .

Matter of fact, that was the beginning of the end of Jose Mourinho.
He completely lost the plot when Gudjohnsen, Duff and Robben left.
Blimey. . . . . SKYSPORTS was analysing the INPUT the trio bring into a match and i opened ma mouth for 1 hour when the show was on. . .

The pundits cited 3 matches where there was a stalemate and Mourinho introduced Duff and Gudjohnsen.
They always seem to triple the number of goal attempts each time they come into a game. . . The pace, agility and winning mentality was top draw.
I still cannot understand why Jose sold those players to buy dud ones. . . . .That guy needs to get lobotomised.
He dug his own grave.

@ Ibime,

In Chelsea's case. . . . U have to admit it is RIGID.
During Jose's tenure btw 2004-2006. . . . I could predict his team selection week in week out.
The fact that Chelsea didn't really suffer long-term injuries even made it easier.

Once Jose goes 1 or 2 goals up. . . . He brings in the Jarosiks, Robert Huths to flatten the game.
He is not adventurous like most managers. . . . . .A Jose Mourinho team wont score 6 goals no matter the opposition.
Jose was a servant of 3 points. . . . The results matter to him more than any other thing . . .

Mourinho's first priority is DON'T CONCEDE.
Once that is established, he gets one or 2 counters or dead-ball situations and then he kills the game.
Whereas, Ferguson's priority is . . . .GO AND ENJOY THE GAME. . . .
Arsene Wenger is a disciple of TOTAL FOOTBALL. . . .Wow the fans, keep the ball on the ground and pass the opposition to a pulp.

@ Ibime,

Please, dont compare Barcelona with Chelsea when it comes to attractive football.
Barcelona's footie is just out of this world . . . .they have got players with flair. . . .
Messi, Dinho and Etoo can blow any defence apart. . . . The midfield is dynamic . . . Xavi, Iniesta and Deco are like strikers.
They have no visible defensive midfielder like Makelele that sits. . . .

Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool all play this formation when they have to play in a difficult away tie.
The motive is not to win but to stop the opposition from scoring. . . . The 2nd leg is always different cos United deploys his traditional 4-4-2.
Anutha reason why managers adopt this dud formation is when the team is short of strikers.
However, Chelsea use this formation all season. . . It does not matter if they have 8 fit strikers or not and thats negative football.

@ Ibime,

Dont start anutha debate. . . . . . .

Mourinho uses Drogba as a lone striker because of Mourinho's defensive mentality.
He is the 4-3-3 man that turns 4-5-1 when under pressure from their opponents.
This formation suits Mourinho's boring and negative football. . . . why do u think Abrahamovic feels Chelsea play boring football?

If Mourinho has Nistelrooy, Rooney, Henry and Torres in his team, he would still play his 4-3-3.
Thats the only way Jose can play. . . . If u force him to play the ROMAN way then he gets confused.
Chelsea stumbled when he was asked to play ATTRACTIVE FOOTBALL. . . . Jose couldn't cope and he had so many poor results b4 he got kicked out.
Teams were coming to the Bridge and scoring freely unlike the 1st 2 seasons when he built a GERMAN TANK of a team with his 4-3-3.

@ MC Omo,

Stop smoking spliffs, will ya?
Kistradamus was so fake. . . . .all ur predictions always have their ways of biting ur bum.
Did u not predict Arsenal would win the EPL last season? U also predicted France would win the world cup and reh reh reh.
U can add your fake predicitions to the Yahoo-Yahoo job u are doing. . . . .It will result to more income for a nappyhead.

I wont even comment to ur last sentence. . . .I know u are just setting a trap for the big cat.
Le Chac won't be drawn to your stupidity and 1st class idiocy.
Keep the campaign running. . . . . I ma let one of ma soldiers have ur ass for dinner in a bit.
Errrr, errrrr. . . . . . .Where is Cassiel? Oooooops, i think Emperoh, Coded guy or Razorr might take u to the cleaners.

@ Ibime,

What exactly are u talking about?

Drogba can play with a partner. . . . who says he cannot?
Mourinho tried Drogba/Shevchenko combo for a while but Sheva's legs are tired and the combo wasn't really effective.
Anelka can play off Drogba or vice versa. . . . The 2 strikers will be a thorn in the flesh of any defence cos they are quick and strong.

Kalou shouldn't be a Chelsea player . . .  .He is a waste of space.
Joe Cole, Malouda and SWP can play on the flanks to support the 2 strikers with quality crosses.
Any 2 Central midfielders will do(Chelsea have that in abundance). . . .
4-3-3 does not give Chelsea enough width against a team that has a decent midfield(this is why u lost to Tottenham/Arsenal/Man Utd).

@ MC Omo,

You are a complete doofus. . . . .

First all. . . . . .tsk. . . .tsk was ma invention, Loyika is violating copyright laws if he is now using that.
Honestly, i will start attacking peops who bite ma language to feel buff.
I have noticed u have been using THUNK as a word too . . . . U ignorant gorilla.

What has ma tattoo gotta do with what we are talking about here?
Is ur trisomy 21 kicking in again, Mr grumpy?
I think u are obsessed with Le Chac. . . . . Find someone else to triple-beam.
Leave me THE Bleep alone and ignore ma classes whether it is ADULT EDUCATION/kindergarten.

My love for all other English clubs with the exception of Arsenal is an open secret.
I'd rather Chelsea, Spurs and West Ham win the Premier League than GAYnners.
Chelsea will beat y'all guys at the Bridge. . . . . there's an air of inevitability around it.
Jackstradamus' predictions must come to pass. . . . Man Utd will retain the title, Chelsea will come 2nd and Arsenal will finish 3rd.

@ Ibime,

Wait a minute. . . . .

Why can't Chelsea go 4-4-2(playing Anelka and Drogba in the attack).
Kalou, Malouda, Joe Cole and SWP can all play on the flanks.
I think this will benefit DROGNELKA combo than the usual 4-3-3 which takes either of em out of the game.
Is Grant that stupid he cannot see the threat the combo possess?

@ Chuckdee4,

This was exactly what y'all said when we played em at Anfield.
Liverpool is in HOT FORM and Rafa is yet to score a single league goal against Man Utd in almost 4 years.
The only goal recorded for em was Silvestre's own goal. . . . .
We have beaten em TWICE with 10 men at Anfield!!!!!!!!!!!!
Expect anutha 2-0 victory . . . . . . Ferdinand and Ronaldo.

Chelsea V Arsenal will be the game of the month.
After what Eboue and Fab4 did to Terry and Ashley Cole respectively . . . . This one promises to be a London showdown.
Chelsea will be going all out to wound ya . . . . I think Chelsea will win 2-1.
They know all they have to do to leapfrog y'all is a WIN. . . .
Drogba, Essien, Ballack? U are meeting a different team this time, son!!!