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@ nateevs,

ANDERSON??

What a player!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fletcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ nateevs,

LIVERPOOL is out of the FA CUP.
Scousers 1-2 Barnsley.

Chelsea are now favourites.
Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum, either one of Arsenal n Man Utd will drop today.

Konami lost the plot from Pro Evolution Soccer 6.

All FIFA series had been wack until i played FIFA 07.
The gameplay and the players' AI(Artificial Intelligence) is just top draw and this game was miles better than Konami's works.
FIFA 2008 has finally confirmed Konami must step up its game to compete.
PES 2008 is useless compared to FIFA 08. . . . . . . . .

FIFA all the way especially when u play it on PS3.

@ Almondjoy,

How do i beat this delusion out of u?
I think i need 2 sledgehammers and a dry horse-whip to thrash this ugly-headed hydra in ur system.

You are still missing the point like a free throw shot.
Singles in the US/UK go to Naija and marry because of so many reasons and NOT ONLY because there are no better options ABROAD.

Don't get it twisted. . . .there are many crazy UK/US singles all over the place but it is wrong for u to say the ones in Nigeria will always be better than the ones here no matter what.

It is a bad investment for any UK/US single to marry from Nigeria only for the girl to get here and misbehave.
Thinking about it. . . . .I am sure the only reason u prefer marrying from Naija is to take advantage of those jobless and naive men.
Of course, with your exposure and money, any Naija based dude will always say AMEN to whatever u want but it is TEMPORARY!!!!!!!!

U will always prefer that ROYALTY to any US/UK dude who doesn't give a Bleep about what u are or represent!!!!!
What have u got to impress him that he hasn't seen before? Cars? A Condo? LV bags? Fake boobs? Blasted butt? What?

Dangle a quarter of these things to Naija based men and IT BECOMES LOVE AT 1ST SIGHT(that is the key).
U need to see the reaction of an average Naija geezer when they see your debit/credit card . .
The abject poverty has blinded these men they will get married to anything to survive. . . . is that TRUE LOVE?

@ Elderz,

I found this schitzo on ADEBAYOR.


http://arseblog.com/columns/2008/02/12/adebayor-comprehension-made-easy-part-2/

@ Gamine,

Lemme scheme the odds.

Your odds of marrying these nationals. . . .

UK based Nigerian. . . . . . .1/100
US based Nigerian. . . . . . .1/3
Naija based. . . . . . . . . . . .2/1
White Brit. . . . . . . . . . . . . 3/1
White American. . . . . . . . .5/1
Jamaican. . . . . . . . .  . . . , 10/1
Somali. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .200/1
Afghan. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .300/1

@ Gamine,

Are u serious?
Blimey. . . . .Are u aware your days in Nigeria are numbered?
I keep counting down.
Tick. . tock. . . tick. . . tock. . .tick. . . tock.

@ 4play,

Thinking about it. . . . You cannot blame 2face.
These Niaja chics are devious,  . . . . love portion, witchcraft, charms/jazz and everything to tie a man down.
They sometimes spike drinks with powerful aphrodisiacs to have their devilish ways.
Kill a Naija based chic before u kill a 12 ft black mamba.

@ Nwando,

You have just hit the nail on the head.
I despise those American/Brit wannabe Naija chics like crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzie.
They get here and throw away their morals and values. . . . .The "I SHAN'T GREE "type.

Within days, they have pierced nose, clit, and eyes like XERXES(300).
Within weeks, they are demanding for equal rights in the house.
Within months, they are moving out. . . . Divorce and they want half of ur stuffs.
Its pure fuckery. . . . How do u explain a woman that spent 33 years in Nigeria and got a boob tattoo within weeks of getting to the UK?
Impoverished adolescence or JUMP BY FORCE?

@ 4play,

LOL @ 2face, U are wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naija chics? Please avoid em like a plague or always have Plan B, C and D.

They have milked out all the useful semen outta 2face.
He should learn to use protection. How many kids has he got now? 5 or 9?
2face might end up like FELA if he doesn't button up his fly.
Naija babes will stop at nothing to stick on u like a leech as long as u travel in n out.

@ Dayokanu,

My little finger knows more about world football than u do.
Before u show us your stupidity in the round leather game. . . . go learn some geography 1st.
Republic of Ireland is a British colony in 2008. . . . . . . You have the brain capacity of a spermatozoa.

English Clubs have won it 10 times. . . .Italian/Spanish clubs have won it 11 times.
Take out the 5 year-ban on English clubs in the 80's and maybe English clubs would have won it more than any other country.
Bearing this in mind, why wont Platini or Blatter envy English clubs?
How many times has the French team won it?

Lyon has been winning the French Ligue for the last 6-7 seasons and its fyne by everyone.
If that had happened in the EPL. . . . .laboratory retards like u would be screaming like a cattle suffering from coccidioisis.
English clubs have more money, a wider appeal, more fanbase and a better organisation.
Have u seen the money league of European clubs? Where is HOLLYWOOD FC on the list?

@ 4play,

It's no rocket science.

Shagging a UK/US dude without CDs affords em the opportunity of getting pregnant for him.
Getting pregnant for him can/might/should lead em to marry him.
Poverty is a bitch. . . . . all these schitzo are sometimes done with the backing of her parents. . .thats the most annoying part!!!
Classic definition of ENTRAPMENT.

@ Akinalabi,

You spouse must be from Wales!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Giggs? Without a doubt, he has been a good servant for Man Utd but he is no longer a threat to anyone.
Lemme have Nani/JS Park on the left flank. . . . . Not because they are better than Giggs but because they can track back when they lose possession.

Ferguson should mould Giggsy into Solskjaer. . . .Read the game for 75-80 mins and come in to add technical input.
Scholes should only start alongside Carrick . . . . .they seem to gel together than any other combination.
Carrick/Scholes OR Anderson/Hargo. . . . . .  .any other combination is fraudulent.

@ Dayokanu,

Put a sock in it.
It is not possible to have a brilliant debate with u.
Get back to me when u determine the number of times English clubs have won the UCL.

@ 4play,

Arsene Wenger has done it again.
If there's one thing i admire about this man. . . .It's his consistency in being slippery.

Wenger woke up this morning to say 9 members of his 1st XI team will be unavailable tomorrow.
Clichy, Rosicky,Senderos, Flamini, Adebayor, Sagna, Almunia, etc will not be featuring against Man Utd.
How does Wenger do it with these lies? I thunk i saw Ade score in the very last min on wednesday. . . He didnt look crocked to me.

@ 4play,

I have seen enough.
Siblings fighting over a UK dude. . . .Group of friends shagging a UK/US dude in a groupie. Its fuckery down there.
Like u said, the only reason why men prefer Naija based women is the issue of divorce, kids and properties. . . .
Besides that. . . . whats the point?

@ superstar1,

Thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!
That is ma ideal formation and line up.

@ Akinalabi & 4play,

Hargreaves as a Right Back.
Are we sure he can take on Hleb or Eduardo at full pelt?

Anderson on the left wing?
Can he cross? Can he take on Bacary Sagna and run down the left channel like a Nani or JS Park?

I believe Hargo/Anderson combo is our best bet. They were outstanding against Arsenal n Liverpool earlier in the season.
Scholes and Giggsy will be more valuable against Lyon than the young gunnerz.

omoge:
Don't say that please. Na condition make crayfish nyansh bend for many of them.

Thank u very much.
At the end of the day. . . . Its a fact staring at us in our faces.

I will not stand anyone coming here to put the good people of USA/UK down because of a theorem he/she conjured in his/her dream.
There are good/bad people everywhere u look.

@ 4play,

Majority of em don't even believe in HIV schitzo.
Those lascivious creatures don't even ask for condoms before sex. . . . . anything goes as long as u can match their fees.
A trip to Galleria or Palms($20) is their Da Vinci code. . . . .

Interesting!!!!!!!!!

Whether u have got cousins that look like Van Damme or Bolo Yeung is not an issue here.
Your cousins might be rich, buff with good voice but that counts for nuthing if what comes out of their mouthz is crap.
This is not even an issue i should be discussing with you.

All i want to tell your nappyhead is. . . . .stop misinforming the public with your tales by moonlight.
If u really think Nigerian men are more settled than UK/USA based ones then u are making a syntax error.
Nigerian men will do anything to fly to USA/UK.
Blimey. . . . I have seen Nigerian men based in Lagos getting married to 600 lbs Akata women just because they want a green card.
You really think they are doing it for love? Love ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once they get to USA after 3 weeks. . . .they start misbehaving. Who wants to marry a chimp?

I don't know where u get this 5 years maximum theory from. . . . Faraday's laws or Newton's law?
HIV test and reh reh reh. . . . I am having a laugh.
You are talking as if the gals in Nigeria are more decent.  How many of em have slept with animals for the $$$?
How many of em even have a personal GP/GYN that does proper medical examination for em?
How many Nigerian girls do the papsmear test that girls do regularly here to take care of themselves?
You are living in the past. . . . Same Nigerian girls that wear the same set of 2nd hand YABA undies for a decade without changing em?
Hell . . . .You are taking a piss.

@ superstar1,

Whats your ideal line-up and formation for tomorrow's game.
I saw Ferguson's press conference a moment ago and he revealed Saha will feature tomorrow.
Louis Saha? I have completely forgotten he plays for Man Utd.

@ Dayokanu,

You are an idiot.
How many European titles did Figo, Giggs and Beckham win?
They were never in the thick of things like Scholes, Keane, Veron, Overmars, Zidane, Guti, Rivaldo and Rui Costa.
It is very hard to see a winger(wide position) influencing tough games. . . .

Carlo and Platini are all envious of the English football league.
The EPL is so rich right now they make UEFA look like a Championship team.
Derby County will make more money relegating this season than the eventual winners of the UCL and thats the reason for em to envy.
The EPL are about taking their football to other parts of the world and Sepp Blatter is throwing fits already. . . How does that concern him?
Its English Clubs, English league, English money so why can't they take their footie to planet Venus if they so wish?

For the last time, dig ur head outta ya ass.

@ Dayokanu,

Yet anutha waste of bandwidth!!!!!!

Le Chacal asked for a brilliant reply and what do i get? More heaps of applesauce.
For a dolt that feels REPUBLIC OF IRELAND is British in 2008? Blimey. . . . .You have the brain power of a lizard.
I have now confirmed it is not possible to have an intelligent discussion with you.

Back to the debate. . . .  .
Carlo and Michel Platini are just as neurotic and idiotic like u. Platini is just envious about the growth of English football. They can never spew anything good about players plying their trade in England. Why should EURO 2008 be the yardstick to place Ronaldo as the best player in Europe/World.
I didn't see George Weah in EURO 92 neither did i see him in USA 94 and yet he won all the awards in 1995.
Show me the consistency in that, u saphead!!!!

Celtic, PSV and Ajax cannot be regarded as the greats of the game because they play in a relatively weaker league.
Winning the Scottish league for Celtic is like taking candy from a kid. . . You can say that about PSV and Ajax too.
Besides, u don't often see these clubs competing in the UCL like Man Utd always do so RESPECT that.
Achieving THE TREBLE in a single season is the highest pedestal any European team can reach. Nothing compares to it.
So forget what Bayern, Arsenal and did u say Derby? Are u brain dead?

I was talking about a player that hasn't failed yet to impress in any competition he featured since 2004.
Diouf, Mellberg, Thomasson? How many times have they won the best player in their league, nominated in UEFA XI or nominated as world's best?
Be articulate for once in your miserable life, loser.
Argue constructively and stop constituting a nuisance with your pub gists.
You are a pure disgrace to all OAU students. . . . .Apologies to tkb417 and others.

Ronaldo showed his class against Roma last season by scoring and helping his team put 7 past a VERY MEAN Italian defence.
His runs, contribution and breath-taking skills showed why he is world class, . . . Panucci had to beg Ronaldo to spare Roma by stop scoring.
Cristiano starting from a wide position in every game makes it difficult for him to directly influence games(your retarded mind should tell u that).
You cannot compare him to Kaka, Scholes, Maradona or Fabregas who are in the thick of things.
Name me any winger in the world that has directly influenced 25+ games in a season?

You need some soul searching, gay!!!!!!!!
Can u dig your head out of your ass for the rest of this season?
Aberdeen 2-2 Bayern Munich.
This german team(Hollywood FC) is a great team.
What happened to the KLONI combination?
Land-mine took their legs?

almondjoy:
Long Hiss!

This is becoming a long _{"The day of the Jackal"!}

Agbero!--Like I said--I am not in the mood today for foul.  You left Nigeria when you were 9 if that is even correct--now you can speak 3 languages from "South London" judging from your vocab here.  Those languages are definitely not Nigerian or African languages.  So who are you deceiving?  Look I have 4 younger brothers and I am used to dealing with recalcitrant youths like you when they step out of line--so you better watch your agbero mouth or what ever you are typing with.  This is not "SOHOLAND" ok?

You asked me why you would would want to "opt" for a girl in Nigeria and you say I am a "Arrow"!  That is the reason why you should not go to Nigeria to pick a girl.  You only need a Arrow like yourself so you can grow old together.  Infact I have a lot of cousins over there for you to "Arrow" with.   They are just like you too--visit Nigeria once in a blue moon, idle around and come back to continue their rubbish over there.  You are in the "recycling" category I say.

What is your business with going to Lagos every December to mess around and expect to get a saintly virgin when you choose to settle down later?  You think God is mad?   As many swollen pussies you have caused--that is how many will be given unto you ok?  You get what you deserve.  If you did not go there to mess up other people's daughters--how come only "swollen pussies" bastardized by vandalizing deeks end up as your friends' spouses?  Serves them right.  All those swollen pussies where only waiting for revenge so tell them to enjoy their just rewards---of "Free Mileage".

Please, like I said stay over there and keep recycling yourselves--no one will miss you guys including your parents.  In as much as I have ma problems with Nigeria, there are still a few good unfortunate boys and girls caught up in the useless environment over there.  It was not of their own choice.  You one the other hand like the rest of your "Jam pe pe " type--can only whatever hope they have away.  Stay over there in UK and keep smoking your lives away!  Keep spending your pounds.  Those same ladies are waiting to get their own "pounds of flesh"! Very[b] swollen [/b] for revenge if a may add--like sun-dried tomatoes ready to explode in y'alls faces!

Another waste of bandwidth!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme school your nappyhead to some basic facts of life. . . . Now, listen to me like u have never listened to anyone before on this forum!!!!

First all, there's no law that governs the things that happen in life. You reap what u sow is the biggest farce i know.
I know some good people that have encountered something they don't deserve and vice versa.
The fact that u have 2 uncles that derailed while they were in the UK/USA does not mean every other peops will DERAIL.
You can only speak for yourself. . . .  , don't speak for others.

Nwando mentioned the fact that girls in Nigeria are rarely faithful to their spouses and all u could say was Karma is a bitch.
My dear shrink, 2 wrongs don't make a right. Good men visit Nigeria to find a spouse. . . they hustled tooth and nail to bring their spouses abroad so they can raise a family and live happily ever after and within that short period of bringing em here, these girls get compromised by another man and u think that is right?
Are u trying to say all the men these things happened to deserved it? How sure are u that they were randy young men before they married?

For Bleep's Sake, there are good and bad people everywhere. You will find good men in the UK/USA just like u will find them in Nigeria.
The major reason UK/USA gals go to Nigeria to find men is their appaling SHAG HISTORY here. After messing up their lives by sleeping with everything in boxers, they become neighbourhood whores and no men is interested in em.  These gals go to Nigeria to lure poor,unsuspecting jobless boys into marriage.
How many Nigerian lads will turn down the offer of marrying a girl based in the UK/USA? ZILCH. These girls take advantage in leaps n bounds.
These boys see it as an opportunity to travel abroad so they r ready to do whatever to cross the atlantic. Once they get to the UK/USA and sniff the plot/scheme surrounding the girl in question, they go beserk. It happens all the time.

Finally, i don't stay in the South so don't liken me to your cousins or fuckever. I visit Nigeria TWICE a year and from what i have seen so far, i am not impressed. It is so difficult to find true love down there. These chics are all over you because u smell n reek of pounds. Everywhere u go, it's girls, girls and more girls. How do u choose from such scenario. You leave the country and another dude from USA visits and they offer themselves cheaply like they did the last guy. Is that your definition of morality? What works for A might not necessarily work for B.
In your deluded world, there's no happy marriage for Nigerians in the UK and USA. . . .  .What a load of prattle!!!!!!!
You cannot justify the actions of these lecherous chics because Nigerian men have been randy in the past.
2 WRONGS DONT MAKE A RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dayokanu:
Its so irritating when some mediocre football club like Man Utd and their fans come here to spew all sorts E.g SAF better than Hitzfeld, Ronaldo better than Kaka or Man Utd is the best club in the world . I am a Bayern fan but I take exceptions to it when my schlemiels like scummites and Gaynneers come to diss clubs I respect like Milan and Madrid. They(Milan, Madrid and Munich) are not on your level

I would always call you to order when you utter fuckeries against creme of European football.

Not only dayokanu thinks Ronaldo is over rated A lot of people think so see http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=584387
Platini thinks so, FIFA thinks so, UEFA thinks so.

If Chuckee or chackal thinks otherwise then IT is not to blame Its just another animal

The more u try to defend yourself, the spastic u sound.
You cannot even differentiate between facts and a drunkard's opinion.
An idiot staying in Italy wrote that article so we should all believe him . . . . .Its the internet, any dim-witted fella can write tosh and get away with it.
Blimey . . . . .ain't u on the internet writing trumpery? Who knows the number of heads reading your idiotic comments as we speak.

Man Utd is a mediocre club and they were the last team to win THE TREBLE in 1999(almost 9 years ago).
Only 4 teams have achieved this rare distinction in the history of European football. . Celctic(1967), Ajax(1972), PSV(1988) and MAN UTD(1999).
Where's Bayern Munich, Milan and Real Madrid on this list despite their greatness?
You cannot take United's greatness away from them whether u like it or not . . . United is the best football club in the world.
Pick that out, u mongolian idiot.

Ronaldo. . . . Cristiano Ronaldo. . . . . what a player!!!!! All of a sudden, he is over-hyped because of British Media.
Did the British media make him the Portugese Footballer of the Year in 2007? Portugal must be a Brit colony according to ur ailing brain.
He was in the UEFA team of the year in 2004 at the age of 19. . . . .Was that influenced by the British Media?
Cristiano also managed to hold a place in the UEFA team of the year in 2007 despite being a diver like your retarded mind claims.
Ronaldo also got into the EURO 2004 all star team . . . .Andy Gray and Gary Linekar must have nominated him, isn't it?
In addition to this, Ronaldo made the FIFA World Cup all star-team in 2006. . . . Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hansen must have included him there.

Looking at these stats,  . . . .It means Ronaldo has never failed yet to light up any competition he has featured since 2004.
He has scored against quality teams like Greece and Holland in EURO 2004. AC Milan and Roma and Arsenal at club level.
Besides these achievements, his contribution/assists/crosses has helped Man Utd/Portugal in large measures.
At this junction, only a dork will disregard his contribution at national/club levels. . . .How old is he? 23!!!!!!!!!!!
CR7 freezes in big games??. . . . . .Where was Kaka at the last world cup? what was his contribution when Zidane tore Brazil apart?

When u have a credible answer. . . . . .Please get back to me.
Nigga. . . . I mean undiluted facts and not articles published by changeling minds and drunkards like u.

@ Gamine,

Ok!
He is a real man and not a geezer/dude.
Who is this REAL MAN?

@ Almondjoy,

You are a Arrow for even having the gall to say i have nuthing to offer.

Blimey. . . . .I go to Nigeria almost twice a year. . . .
I can speak the 3 major languages there and please, i have not forgotten ma roots if that is what u mean.
Postulating theories like this is a bit folly and bang out of order. . . . . .
There are bad eggs everywhere u look . . . . .Nigerian girls are even worse as they tend to get carried away with material things.
Flash em pounds and they are in HEAT like a Berkshire pig.

I know Nigerian men who came into this country and fought tooth n nail to bring their spouses only for those girls to come into the UK with swollen bellies, impregnated by another man.
How do u explain that? How faithful are these Nigerian girls u are hollering about? Naija babes ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If only u know what UK guys do to Lagos girls every december u wouldn't be here spewing your undiluted applesauce.
There's no law that governs where one must choose his wife.

From what i have experienced in the last 18 months, i'd rather choose a chic here than go to Nigeria for a 2nd hand product.

@ Gamine,

Interesting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who is that geezer that makes u go hmmmmmmmmm?

@ Gamine,

Really? Interesting.

So who do u love?

@ Gamine,



And if u have to pick one, which of em would u choose?
Me church mind says the latter.

@ tRroOE,

Don't get yourself worked up over this pathetic lunatic.
The problem about faggotz like him is their lack of interpersonal skills.
Method of approach is so appaling they ended up being an irritant or a complete asshole.
Forget about him . . . . . . . Just consider him as a boil on the ass of humanity.

@ Dolt007,

I hope u have learnt a valuable lesson . . . . .
You can have a decent debate without trying to be a cyber-gangstar.
Blimey. . . the topic under scrutiny is meant for the intellectuals on the forum and not for full-blown plonkers like u.
Let us know the outcome of your pyscho-evaluation test this week.
You are due for one, ain't you?

@ Gamine,

I am right behind ya.

If love sucks, what about lust?

@ Dolt-007,

Why dont u just accept u goofed instead of trying to cover ur shit up?
I am not here to single out your mistakes but u shouldn't have slated the other poster the way u did.
Charcoal? U dont wanna go that lane with me. . . . .
I will mail ur limbs and heart to ur parents.