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Dont worry. . . . . I wear a Kevlar vest.
Tell me, have u used your gun before?

@ Loyika,

You are a twit!!!!!!

I am the most objective football fan on this forum. . . .

The 70% pillocks u were talking about are GAYnners who cannot see beyond their noses.
They have the uncanny ability to believe any pub gist line, hook and sinker.
I think that is more prevalent among Nigerian GAYnners,  . . . . . They just spew applesauce without doing proper checks.
All of a sudden . . . .Arsenal was the richest club in september and they all went beserk. . . . .now they are 5th. . .

It was just like when Nigerians were claiming TEARS OF THE SUN(MOVIE) was acted in NIGERIA.

@ Loyika,

70% think what i spew is bunkum? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is true i love getting under GAYnners' skins but when it comes to the crunch. . . .i speak the truth and nuthing but the truth.
I will start publishing the positive reviews i get from GAYnners every evening on ma YIM. . . . They got mad RESPECT for ma views.

I don't have a problem with Myles Palmer. . . . I have a problem with the way u suck up to him.
In all honesty, he writes very well and he criticises a lot but i also think he has the ability to speak from the 2 sides of his fucking mouth.
After reading this article, i am now a convinced fan . . . . .nothing makes me happier than seeing peops diss ARSENAL.

I hate ARSENAL with a PASSION.

@ Loyika,

That was a brilliant piece of article by Myles Palmer. . . . . . . It must be a one-off. . . . I have read over 160 piece of trumpery from him in the past.
So he aint a doofus afterall. . . . .He completely disgraced Arsenal especially Ade's dive and Eboue's foul on Evra.
Does any Arsenal fan still wears Eboue's football shirt? How can M.Palmer say Eboue has no football brain. . . .Thats a bit racist.

This caught ma eye. . . . ."Anderson is an exciting midfielder that Sir Alex admits he signed for next season, planning to feed him into the team gradually. But now he can't leave Anderson out and we can all see why.
The lad is a fireball but not just a high-energy warrior. He is a high-energy technician who can create and destroy, who can win it and pass it, who can swing it across the pitch, who can explode forward with the ball or in support of his own passes.
Combining maximum aggression with maximum technique, Anderson is a phenomenal gladiator who will soon be playing regularly alongside Kaka in the Brazilian national team."

Tell u what. . . . . Myles Palmer has just won another fan over.

@ Loyika,

Thanks for clearing the AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell us what Myles Palmer said concerning the game.

P.S. Can i call u Loyiks Palmer?

@ Loyika,

Those are the effects of tugging at Myles Palmer's undies.

Honestly, why do u like Myles so much.
I think he is one of the most myopic soccer analyst in this country.
He pisses me off with his Fab4 is god theory and i can never take him serious at all.

What did he say after the battering on saturday?
Lemme guess. . . . The pitch, the weather, the food was poisoned, the formation, the gaffer.
Myles Palmer is a serial self-servicer.

@ Loyika,

The Old Lady?
Blimey. . . . Are Arsenal playing JUVENTUS?
Stop reading all these Myles Palmer's blogs. . . . .Its stoving ur head in.

Milan's injury crisis is at it's worst.
Based on that factor. . . Arsenal are slight favourites but San Siro remains the biggest test.
If u repeat Saturday's performance. . . . Milan will get the odd goal and win the tie.

12 games to go?
If anyone can chase Arsenal out of the top position. . . .Ferguson can.
We shall let our footie do the talking. . . . . like we did on Saturday after Gallas was barking his loud-ass mouth to the media.
In FERGIE we still TRUST.

Nah. . . . .
Let him pass out in SWAHILI.

This Arrow was laughing in SWAHILI after the Manchester Derby.
He forgot what goes around comes around. . . . . Barnsley dumped em out of the FA cup with style and grace at Anfield.
Let him bleed in SWAHILI. . . . . . . .

@ Loyika,

Were u surprised Gallas got away with that?
Half of Manchester knew he was always going to get away with it. . . .Alan Wiley saw the incident and looked away.
He only blew his whistle when the Gallas and Nani squared up but he saw Gallas giving Nani the kick. . . . .
If that was Rooney, Ronaldo or Mikel Obi then they will be facing 6 match ban for violent conduct.
The FA will do anything to make Arsenal win the title but they won't WIN it.

There's nuthing wrong with owning a gun. Its for your protection.

Guns are like condoms: It is better to HAVE IT when u don't need it than need it when u don't HAVE IT.

@ Islander,

Which of these handguns do u have?
I carry a DESERT EAGLE and sometimes .45 Smith & Wesson.
Is my gun bigger than yours?

I cannot believe this is even causing a stir. . . . .

It was a perfect way of rubbing it in especially after Gallas went to the media to say United players are too arrogant.

Nani shouldn't showboat cos it upsets other players? What a load of drivel. . . .
Fergie must warn Man Utd not to score many goals cos that may upset Flamini and Gallas.
Whats next? We should be asked not to sing in the stands cos it upsets away fans like Arsenal who are moronic and hypocritical.

@ Loyika,

I don't live in England. . . . I live in Ketu(apologies to MC Omo)

Thierry Henry show-boated for 8 years @ Arsenal and i have never heard Wenger complained about him.
English fans want entertainment contrary to what u think. . . . This is a modern game and the days of the old English game are over.
Nani is not English, he is a bloody foreigner so u have to allow a bit of culture diversity.

How did he disrespect anyone?
He kept the ball with his head, running towards his defenders and brought the ball down to evade Hoyte.
It was a brilliant piece of skill. . . . . . .what should he have done? Give the ball back to Arsenal?
Would Gallas have kicked Rooney if Wazza was the one showboating?

@ Loyika,

You are a pillock.

The traveling fans should have some extra bits of magic in a game especially after Eboue's horrendous tackle on Evra.
Are u aware tickets are more expensive these days than the days of Cantona, Henry and Keane?
Maybe FIFA should now ban nut-megging, backheel and shooting with the outside of the foot!!!

Adebayor's dive wasn't disrespectful. . . . Eboue's kung-fu kick wasn't disrespectful.
However, a piece of football skill is disrespectful to Arsene Wenger. . . . If Nani had done this against Barnsley or Cardiff, then i won't be happy.
He was doing it against the GAYnners(a team the media lauded as the best team in the world). . . a team that threw pizza at Fergie!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm backing Nani to do it again in April. Arsenal are a buncha cowards and all they could do was to kick the youngster all over the park.
Ma problem is would Hoyte, Gallas, Flamini have kicked Wayne Rooney if he was doing the ball juggling?
Wazza could have punched the gypsy face out of Flamini's gay face. . . I can guarantee anyone that.

@ Ritchboy,

U are a dolt.
I shag quality pussies not the smelly, rotten pussies u r forced to screw because of your lack of resources.

If Arsenal had won 4-0, i am sure u would have been the first to post on this thread.
At last, u have been forced to eat ur words. . . . . .
Expect more in April.

Those kids are the most vulnerable.

No exposure, no experience. . . . . .ZILCH.
If they happen to mix with the wrong crew eventually, they go beserk!!!
I believe there should be a balance. . . .
Over-exposure is bad. . . . .Under-exposure is horrific.

@ Loyika,

U are a Arrow!!!!!!!!!!
Leave us alone. . . .Let us brag.

@ J-K,

Dont pity Loyika.
How i wish Razorr was here today to add spice to this delicacy.

@ superstar1,

I cannot understand how people support GAYnners.
Failure after failure after failure. . . .
It must be sorrow, tears and blood being a GAYnner.

@ Loyika,

The community shield game was 3-1. Alan Smith got a scorcher on the day.
Besides 90% of United players were either injured or were at the Olympics when the game was played.
I can remember we had players like Spector, Eagles, Bellion, Djemba X2 in our line-up.

Its not even the score-line that matters to me. . . . .  .It was the way the game was lost by the GAYnners.
Arsenal trounced Everton 4-1 at Goodison but the result flatters Arsenal . . . . Everton gave it a fight.
The way Man Utd battered y'all was just pathetic. . . . . It was a clear mismatch.
Can Arsenal recover from this defeat? I don't think so.
You rarely recover from defeats whenever Man Utd scythe y'all gays.


@ Superstar1,

No comments, then.
Watch out for Benzema though. . . . . . Fergie is signing him this summer.

@ coded guy,

Arsenal fans will claim its not important. . . . .
Why is the EPL important to Ferguson after winning it 9 times then?
Going by the gaynners logic. . . . . . . Ferguson should withdraw Man Utd from competing in the league so others can catch up!!!!!

Excuse me. . . . MUST SOMEONE BE DUMB TO SUPPORT ARSENAL?
I think the pre-requisite for supporting Arsenal is a low IQ. . . . Do u agree with me?
Real Madrid and maybe Liverpool should also stop playing UCL so Arsenal and Chelsea can catch up with em.

@ topeorekoy,

When was the last time Robin Van Persie laced his boots for Arsenal? We can argue it back and forth.
Ma point is. . . . .Wes Brown is not 1st choice RB at Man Utd. . .
Tevez and Ronaldo are marginally better than Rooney . . . . Rooney's finishing on saturday was appaling.
Another striker on the day could have copped a hatrick in the 1st half alone.

United's best eleven is the team we had last season.
            VDS

Neville  Rio   Vida   Evra

Ronaldo Scholes  Carrick  Giggs

        Rooney  Saha.

Just because Fab4 scored does not mean he played well . . . .where was Clichy when Ronaldo scored?
How can Anderson fizzle out next season after what we have seen already?
He is the best young player in this league. . . . I saw him against Arsenal at the Emirates last season and he shackled Fab4.
Porto went on to lose but i remember Andy Gray giving him kudos on the night. . . . .The boy is a special talent.
Just wait till he blows up like nitro.

@ Loyika,

Are u sure ADEBAYOR needed a mask and slippers?
Only a dolphin could have done better than Ade in that circumstance.
You need to see how he raised his hands up before diving like he was shot in the head by a 12-gauge shotgun!!

Let us have fun with this cup game. . . . .
Imagine what the euphoria would have been if the result was Man Utd 0-4 Arsenal?
I am sure Nairaland would have crashed this morning because all y'all faggotz would be crawling about like vermins.

It seems u don't geddit. . . . . I wouldn't be here gloating if the scoreline was 2-0 or 3-1 or 2-1.
Hell. . . . . I wouldn't even be here if Arsenal had given it a fight and it ended 10-0. It almost looked like we was playing Derby County.
Gattuso will be licking his lips watching Fletcher and Anderson ruffle Fab4 and Silva. . . . .
How did u guys fail to test Van Der Sar or have a single corner-kick in 93 odd minutes.

3SC of Ibadan could have done better against Man Utd than u moronic pretenders did.
Bleep me. . . .I heard EBOUE's football shirts are selling like hotcake on Ebay now.
Arsenal's new JACK THE RIPPER.
His flying kick will make an elephant anxious . . . The kick will inspire Jackie Chan to make RUSH HOUR 4.
Dump Chris Tucker now. . . . Eboue is the man.

@ topeorekoy,

What about Neville, Ronaldo, Giggs, Hargreaves, Scholes and Tevez?
Admit it. . . . . the team that played against u was a team B(without the top scorers)!!!!

Who was doing the dirty job for Anderson at the Emirates?
This is the 3rd time he has taken Cesc to the cleaners. . . .
Fletcher, Park and Carrick are not even first choice midfielders. . . they are fringe players!

@ coded guy,

How do we set up against a rampant Lyon?? We should force an away victory. Hit those frenchies in their backyard!!
Benzema, Ben Arfa and the rest of em . . . . I hope Rio and Vida can stop their attack.
Still cannot phatom out how Lyon keep winning the league in France. . . . .this season will be the 7th time on the bounce.
UEFA should ship Lyon to the Prem or La Liga and let em battle with the best.

Who and who should be rested? . . . . .Personally, i would rest Fletcher till Arsenal visits again in April.
Hargo and Anderson will do for me in the midfield. . . . Nani and Ronaldo on the flanks.
Apache and Wazza should lead the line. . . . .
Wait a bloody minute. . . . . United's bench on wednesday will be bursting with talents.

Chacal still on a high? You are taking the piss.
I am just chuffed to bits on how funny the game of football is.
Compare the comments of today and that of last monday and u will laugh with me.

Are u not worried that resident retards like A-40, Ritchbitch and Lordimpaq are yet to crawl out of their holes?
The same Arsenal that play flawless football were schooled by United's team B . . . How ironic?
Can u guys do me a favour? I don't want y'all to ever mention Fab4 in the same breath as ANDERSON again.
They don't belong to the same class at all . . . . Fab4 needs to take fooball lessons from T-Pain.

@ Chuckdee4,

Roman Abrahamovic must have a hand in this.
How could Chelsea have drawn Barnsley and Man Utd had to draw a premiership side again?
What should we expect after this? Argie team of Mexico 86 or the Brazil team of 1970?
Anyways, we shall keep whupping em till we get to the final.

P.S. How do u see Carrick's telepathic pass to set up Nani's goal. . . . . . . pass of the season?

@ Justkunmi,

I am not worried about Pompey.
They bit the dust last season. . . .they will bite the dust again this season.
David James will be punished by Rooney again.

@ Justkunmi,

Are we sure these draws are not manipulated by Scousers or even the Chavs?
Man Utd Vs Portsmouth, again.
This is the 11th time on the bounce we are facing a premier league side. . . .
The fucking Chavs get Barnsley again.

I wish someone whacks Giggsy's legs. . . . . That geezer slows us down plus he doesn't win tackles.
Scholes is still a bit okay. . . . .cos he doesn't need speed in the position he plays.
Giggs stays on the flanks and is not effective at all . . . . He doesn't even track back to help Evra.
How are we gonna stifle Pompey? Anyways, they come to OT(thats the positive side of things).

Can someone tell me how these draws are made? Ferguson should be protesting this one!!!!!!!!!!

@ HNIC,

Its not the defeat that worries me. . . . . Its the manner by which u LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have never seen ur team so pathetic. . . . .even against SPURS, Arsenal showed fight and spirit. . .
Arsenal peppered Tottenham's defence but were unlucky on the day. . . Bendtner should have scored a hatrick.
U had countless corner-kicks and dangerous moments to win against SPURS.

However, on saturday, there was no moment u looked like scoring in the entire 90 mins.
The 4-0 result even flatters u guys. . . . . It should have been 7-0 if Wazza had been a bit clinical.
Can u imagine that? 4-0 flattering Arsene Wenger's team? Its pathetic.
United lost both games against Arsenal by the odd goal. . . .1-0 and 2-1.(u cannot compare that with this by any means).

@ Codedguy and Justkunmi,

Don't even bovver replying Loyika.
How do u expect GAYnners to defend Wenger? Reh reh reh reh reh . . . . .FA Cup is not our priority.
In a fortnight, The UCL will not be their priority as well.

I am yet to see a more pathetic buncha losers like the Arsenal team.
United will eclipse em and win the league . . . .It might be the last game of the season but United will triumph.
Arsenal has just surrendered their willpower on saturday. . . . . The league game at OT in April 12 will be a cake-walk.

Erm, Can we have Chelsea next in the FA draws?

@ Loyika,

Leave our game with the toon army. . . . . .concentrate on winning against Birmingham.
They left the Emirates with a point. . . . .they might just do the same again this weekend.
Alex McLeish may be consulting Ferguson as we speak to give him the blueprints on how to stifle Wenger's men.
I expect Wenger to lose a league game this month . . . .

P.S. Ben was one of ma favourites as a kid. . . .

I am having a laugh.
This 4-0 victory will not be forgotten for years to come irrespective of who wins the FA cup.
Will Tottenham fans ever forget the 5-1 smashing of GAYnners in the Carling cup? I think not.
This was a comprehensive beating. . . . a thrashing that reduced gaynners to no corner-kick and one single shot on goal in 90 minutes.

Blessing in disguise?
4-0 drubbing is a blessing? If the results were reversed, would it be a curse?
I just don't understand how GAYnners reason sometimes. . . Wenger should be crucified this morning for playing such a dumb formation.
Arsenal will not recover from this drubbing . . . .

@ Loyika,

12 games. . . . . .36 points.
U have got games against Man Utd, Chelsea, Everton, Middlesboro and Liverpool coming up.
The injury plaguing the Arsenal squad is something Wenger will be worrying about.
Players are losing form left, right and centre. . . . .
ADVANTAGE UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Chuckdee4,

What makes u think Giggsy will be starting when we square up again in April.
I doubt Ferguson will be using his old guards against Arsenal ever again. . . . Its Anderson vs Cesc from now on.
United had enough ball-winners in Park, Fletcher, Anderson, Carrick and Nani. . . . . . They never gave up chasing everything in sight.
I just saw the game again on MUTV just now . . . It was United's tactics that screwed Arsenal up big time.
Stop saying Arsenal didn't turn up. . . . . . United were just superior on the day and Nani will be back to screw Sagna or Eboue up.

@ Loyika,

You hate Man Utd? We don't like y'all faggotz as well.
The feeling is perfectly mutual.
Wenger has won the FA cup 5 times and reh reh reh. . . . so what the heck does that mean?
Ferguson has won the PREM 9 times. . . . . . He shouldn't be competing again if we are to go by your logic.
Are u trying to say the FA cup is not your priority as well?

I am surprised u were talking about Nani's showboating. . . . This shouldn't even be discussed.
It's being mentioned because it was Nani pulling the strings.
How do u explain Wazza's sillyness that led to his yellow card. . . I am surprised that wasn't mentioned in any of the tabloids.
It is the most ridiculous thing i have seen in footie.
Trust the Brit media, they try their best to cover their own shit.

FYI, Arsenal is winning ZILCH this season. . . . . You will surrender the title to Man Utd by May 2008.
Consistency? You have lost 1-9 in domestic competitions this season alone.
5 points difference in February? You are a dork if u think its all over.
Ferguson stole 8 points from Wenger's pockets in 2003 with 10 games to go.
Life savings? Dont worry. . . . I will offer u a bed in ma basement when u get kicked out of your apartment.
5 points is just 2 bad games. . . . a draw there, a loss here and what do u have?

@ Loyika,

I hate Weetabix with a passion. Try cappuccino.

United now know what is at stake. You can tell by the way they battered your midfield into submission.
I have never seen Hleb and Fab4 so poor in Arsenal shirts. . . .They couldn't even orchestrate a single meaningful attack.
Man Utd can win the remaining 12 games if Fergie can forget about his loyalty to his old guards in Scholesy and especially Giggsy.
They have been good servants to the club but i believe their services should now be restricted to starting from the bench in the 88th minute.

What was wrong with Nani's showboating?
Zidane, Ronaldinho, Maradona, Cristiano Ronaldo, Okocha and Denilson did that in the past.
Man Utd was leading 4-0 with some few minutes to end the game. . . . there is nuthing wrong with what he has done.
The only thing wrong was doing it to a group of street urchins who were ready to end Nani's career. . . . .
Ferguson must warn Nani to restrict his showboating to decent teams. . . . Arsenal are a buncha thugs and hoodlumz.

Can i ask u a question? Would u wear an ARSENAL shirt with EBOUE boldly written on it's back?

@ Loyika,

You are a prat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shame on Chacal? Why?
I was expecting u to say shame on Arsene Wenger and Gallas for that dismal performance. . . .

Seriously, i have been waiting for your insight on this game.
Can u tell us what went wrong? I dunno if Man Utd made Arsenal poor or Arsenal went to sleep on their own.
Its a question niggling at the back of me mind since saturday. . . . . Ma guess is the former.

P.S. What went wrong with your SIT BACK AND ADMIRE rant?