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Took his life because of palasa?

Animals.

You people will account on the day of judgement and to the fella who was roasted alive, he will account too, and everyone will be judged accordingly.

See the bastard?!
Smh.
I say, Buhari and his supporters no fit die well. Walahi!

Omo, them mean Macron gaan o!
The next time, e fit be bazooka wey them go arrange for am....
First nah slap, second nah egg, wetin next?

Martins9756:
ti aguntan ba boju weyin a fi epe fun elepe, ON TINUBU MANDATE WE SHALL STAND, una never see anything

Enikuuuure tomo tomo!

Eyin oloshi, ema se eleya ni.

Ashiere omo ale.

Whoever is responsible for the campaign poster + Tinubu + APC + all of their supporters = Enikuuuure gbogbo!

Eyin ashiere gbogbo.

sylvestersamuel:
Here is mine.



It was 11pm in the evening, i was fast asleep when my aunt woke me up that she craves for a yam sauce. After cooking for close to an hour, i served her the yam sauce. She ate just about 3-4 spoons out of the sauce and thereafter, requested i convert the yam sauce to poridge yam.

God!!!

Omo, local man started preparing yam poridge at about 12am in the morning, just to satisfy her, considering her condition.

At about 12:45, i was done cooking. I served her the yam poridge but she rejected saying her baby craves for bean cake (akara). I told her i can't grant her what she is requesting for because as at that time, it was almost 1:30 am. Guess what? She legit started crying (lol).

Local man can not can na, i left her and went to sleep, you can't come and be stressing me untop pregnacy that is not mine.

Please share yours if you've got any.

Your own funny,
My own talk say make i carry fake pregnancy tie for belle come dress like pregnant woman follow her stroll for street.
Fear women, fear pregnant women.

anthonyuncle:
do whatever will give you peace

Simple.

And most importantly, remain in your children's lives.

Nononsenseguy:
Good day all, hope your day is going well.

I'll go straight to the point. I rented a 2 bedroom flat for my mum last year October, paid agent and lawyer fees, the agent never told me the place has the landlady living in it.

My mum was happy and moved into the apartment, I noticed that after some months she was complaining about the house, I finally went there to see her, guess what? The landlady is a devil in human form, she's an unmarried bitter human who was opportuned to inherit the building from her family.
This woman locked the well and told my mum and younger bro to source for water elsewhere, I was mad when I got to hear what she's making my family go through. I came to the house and removed the padlock she locked the well with, she called my mom and told her to pack out when her rent expires next week.

Well, since she thinks the world revolves around her and wants everyone to fear and worship her, I'll show her what real madness is.

I have decided to ask her for a refund of the agent and lawyer fees I paid since it's barely one year, she can't stress my family this way and get away with it.

To everyone reading this, I have one advice, never live in the same building with the landlord or you would have yourself to blame at the end of the day.

Please nairalanders, Is my action justified?

Waste of time trying to recover agent and lawyer's fees.

Move your mother out in peace and move on.

Lolllllll!

See him face?!

Anuofia drug dealer.

Smh.

A very jobless state governor needlessly deploying state resources on frivolities.

Awon ashiere gbogbo.

Will he shine at the polls?

No.

Fry your face in a pot of hot oil.

Wey the snake head?

Lala, omo ejo, come here oooo, they have bludgeoned one of your family members to death.

Pantami the fraudster and terrorist

Islam doesnt condone terrorism, neither does it condone fraud.

Pantami is on his own and he will be judged accordingly on the day of judgement.

Inshaa Allah.

Igbo kwenuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Wey that snake lover, Lala?

Lala omo ejo, where you dey?!

Nothing.

Which one be handsomely? Abeg how much him donate?

Economy booming? Buhari is definitely insane.

Nah only federal character commission? Buhari and his henchmen are bastar....ds full of nepotism and riddled with corruption!

Ok.

While his ex is being dragged and dragging herself through thick mud.... Lol

A fuc...king bastar...d snake, i am so glad you guys killed it and reduced their useless population by one.

Inshaa Allah, we will wipe out snakes from the face of the earth.

Lalastical abi what is the name of that snake loving moderator, Onikuuuure!

Lala, onikuuuure!

Cuppy WorWor! lol

No be yahoo plus gone wrong be this? Smh!

These are times Nigerians need to look after their health more.

Eat well, exercise, rest more and stress less.

You are on your own o, if you no be elite and you no get money to procure emergency, quality and expensive healthcare, look after yourself!

Lastly, Buhari and APC, enikuuuure gbogbo!

Bobo O Ni Risky, Okunrin omo ale to n pampers!

Wey my food?!

This one is not 39 years old, anyway irrelevant, what matters is that he must be tried and jailed for life.

Must never see the light of the day again, omo ale oloriburuku!

Buhari the fraud!

Oriwon lo daru!

Ori gbogbo yin o pe.