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O do weyrey daanu lori highway!

Konji is a bastard.

Please let them go home jare, nah everybody dey fuc..k!

9jvirgin:
This guy deserves to be the president of Nigeria. He is one of the finest personalities we have in Nigeria. Let's Nigerians rise and support this man.

Let Nigerians rise and support him for what?

He has just been elected to govern and administer his state.

Let him finish his term as a governor and we will assess his performance.

kingxsamz:
The sooner you realize that you are the only one who has control over your life, the better.
If your problem can be worked out, you better start putting in work rather than wasting your time praying. Think of how long we've been praying for Nigeria and ask yourself if any of those prayers have been answered.

RT.

Handsum64:
Haha after 11 yrs?
You no just get sense
The guy should just hang his boots

RT.

Poverty DIE!!!!!

Scheming and positioning ahead of a APGA government!

BegAt40:
My dad is a highly respected well-to-do man but his problem was his wife; I wonder how they married!

She used to beat him in our presence and she'd lay curses on us if we ever plead that she stops. At times, she'd shout from night till dawn, making sure that no one sleeps and she'd try her best to call the neighbors' attention to tarnish his reputation. Not like he's weak, he just tried not to make things escalate and be a bigger issue. Now I'm grown up, I hate women die and she's begging me to get married.

Meanwhile, I just want to stay out here treating Nigerian girls in the language they understand.

Ok.

Number2:
We found it in our sitting room. I am still wondering till today how it got there.

I'm suspecting that it is a cobra because it raised it head like one ready to attack, before I struck it with a wood.

Nah inside bush you build your living room?

Abi which kind thing be this?!

Mylordmygod1:
GOOD DAY NIRALANDERS

I wanted to start up a POS business with my savings of N65k, but the POS man that i consulted to assist me said i would need at least N150k to start up a POS business.

I've really been hustling everyday, doing hard works (especially on bulding sites), taking pain killer drugs on daily basis..

I don't think it will be easy for me to raised my savings up to that amount 'N150k' with the type of work that i do..

I wanted to travel to the city with my ND (National Diploma) result, so i can use it to look for work, I posted it here on nairaland, but 80% of the advice i got from this forum said it will be hard to see a paying job with ND result, while some said it is not even possible. So i couldn't travel again..

Now that my savings isn't enough to start up a POS business, i'm thinking of starting up a standard akara and akamu business and probably extend the business along the run..

As someone known by his people to have went to school, is the business worth the shame?

Why not?

You wan make sapa kill you?

Big scorpion? Where is it?

Onijekuje oshi

May Lassa fever ruin your intestines!

Already?

Baptism is a waste of time.

Driedfish:
Good day nairalanders. Being a bachelor is not easy.

Well, I woke up pretty late today being Friday, and at first, I thought of ordering food online since I’m not a good cook and I don’t usually cook at home.

But, I changed my mind, I mean, today is Friday and since I don’t have much on my schedule, I wouldn’t mind taking the whole day to do a little abracadabra in the kitchen no matter how i turns

After all, Thank God it’s Fridayyyyyy


So, I sent my food vendor some money to get me food stuffs to prepare Rice and Chicken Stew.

In a matter of an hour, I got my foodstuffs. So, I took the illustrious route to the kitchen and below how the journey went.

List of food stuffs:


A Kilo of Chicken
Fresh Tomato
Tomato Paste
Fresh Red Pepper
Onions
Maggi
Green peas
Bell pepper
Carrot.

Oh. I also added driedfish as my name implies.



Steps.

1. Per boil my chicken and deep fry

2. Dice my vegetables

3. blend my Fresh Tomato and pepper together with crayfish.

4. Fry my blended tomatoes and peppers, including the tomato paste.

5. Add all available ingredients including my beloved dried ice fish.

6. Cook for a few minutes and you got your chicken stew ready for smagging

Breakfast ready and just now I’m eating

The house is invited.


I stored some in the fridge for later life. Lol lol.

Pictures of each steps below.

Can you please make chicken out of the green?

YourWriter:
I met this girl in the beginning of 2021 and our bond of friendship has grown strong since then. I never had the intention of dating her to start with, but as times goes on I found myself catching feelings.

I really do want to let my feelings known but I'm scared of rejection. Besides, this girl is like an anti-relationship activist. Most of the times her posts on WhatsApp is mostly against love and how she's not ready to get into relationship.

Also, as a beautiful person she has lots of options which includes rich guys with lexus and Benz. Although I'm also not broke but I'm far below the level of her suitors. What I could say is my only advantage is that I'm handsome.

Should I just go ahead against all odds and let my feelings known or I should just let the feelings die?

@ anti relationship activist!

Kaynnedy:
Good afternoon House.

Someone told my sister that there was a connection for a sales rep. Job in UAE, since she's yet to get a job after her NYSC, (you know how tough Nigeria is now. But it will require her to pay some money for her visa, flight ticket and other necessary documents, but my sister told her that she currently don't have money to process any international papers.

After much discussion this lady told my sister not to worry that all documentations including flight ticket will be paid for her but on a commission fee when she arrived her destination and upon resuming work in UAE, a percentage of her salary will be remitted to them until she pays up the debt incurred.

This was two months ago precisely August. Now fast forward to yesterday 3rd November 2021, I got a WhatsApp message from my sister telling me that she was being forced into prostitution upon arriving and not the sales job as was agreed.

I told her to find a way to come back to Nigeria since she has a return ticket that will expire in 4 days time valid till 8th November 2021.

Now the issue is:
1. Her Boss, as she called her earlier took her passport upon arrival in the pretense that she may misplace it or it may get stolen.

2. Her boss insisted on her paying all the debt incurred in processing her peppers which is 125% extra on what she spent in bringing her to Dubai, which amounts to N3.5 million Naira.

Please is there a way she can return back without her international passport since she went there legally and her return ticket is still valid.

Please we need help as during this altercation since yesterday, I cannot communicate with her as her Boss has seized her phone. It's now a matter of life and death.

Awon alatenuje olofo jatijati!

Homellyy:
I’m a single lady and I just found out that I’m pregnant with twins but the father doesn’t want them. I don’t know what to do.

Ok.

Fear Women!

Nah for inside bush you dey live?

Allah Akbar!

Nah everywhere Pogba look alike dey.

I don see two or three for UK and US.

Omicron007:
Greetings

Let me hit the nail on the head.
I have been searching for a girl I can build a relationship with. I don't really fancy one night stands.

I have been rather unfortunate so far. I have posted about two girls I met on this forum. The posts hit front page and you can check them on my profile.
The first girl told me she was fickle minded while the other one told me she can't date any guy that has a body count of three and above.


Fast forward to my current episode. I met this girl in October. Fine babe. All the curves in the right proportion and she has a high sense of humour.

We connected and started hanging out. The problem is that she is suffering from PTSD because she was raped at age seven.
Whenever we are together, we cannot have penetrative sex because she often remembers what she passed through at the hands of the evil man years ago.

She is afraid of sex all because of the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder she developed during the ordeal.

Fellows, how can I help her overcome this situation.
I really like her a lot.

Ok.

Mystoree:
So I had some issues with my girlfriend and we were kind of not talking for 2 weeks, during that time, a lot happened in her life.

We settled and while we were telling each other about what happened during our time apart, she began to cry and opened up to me that she was raped. I will ordinarily not believe that lie if she was a virgin but she wasn't, I met her as one and I was her first, so there will be no point in her even revealing it to me if she wasn't as it was a one time thing and I will hardly notice. At that point, i felt like my world just stopped for some seconds, o felt dizzy and found somewhere to sit trying to process what I just heard. Funny thing was that on the night of that incident, I was feeling weird about her and called her to find out how she was, it was around 9:30 pm and she was a student of a higher institution on the mainland while I stay on the island. After I called her, she picked up and told me she was going to call me back as she was trying to get a bike to take her to where she was going to, and immediately she ended the call, a man put a knife behind her and threatened to kill her if she doesn't give him what he wants, she offered her phone and all but this man was just after sex, according to her, the area was quiet and there was almost nobody on the streets, he pulled her to a shop corner and forced his way. I was devastated and confused, this is the only lady I have ever seen myself marrying amongst all the ladies I have met, she checks all the boxes, she said it didn't last up to 5 minutes and she cried all through but the man didn't care. He was a fat elderly man with a pot belly, wearing a nose mask in the night so she could not even see his face.

I was so angry at her because first of all, I warned her several times not to move in the night in that area as it is very dangerous, we were once robbed on the same street around 8pm, so I wonder what went into her mind moving by almost 10pm. She said she was on night shift where she works and then her friend called her to join them for a party, so she took permission and wanted leaving and that was when it happened. Now the thing is, those friends of hers are very bad influence on her and I told her a long time ago, she said she doesn't follow them but just hangs around with them in school, little did I know that she went to the bar alongside them and their boyfriends a number of time without my knowledge. She showed me pictures of their outings and a stab on the hand from the rapist. I'm so angry, she has been crying and begging, I asked her to stop the job and she agreed,i have thought of getting a girl and some guys to disguise and go to the same area late night to see if the devil will push the bastard to try his lick again cos I swear, I will make sure I put a stick through his anus through to his mouth,revenge is all that is on my mind cos I love this girl so much


I have read rape stories but I never thought it would come so close to me, I have been put in countless situations where a girl changes her mind on letting me into her and I respected that, I wonder why this would happen to me, I don't know what to do, any advice is welcome.

Modified - for those claiming she lied, she came along with the doctors report and tests receipt.

Go and find the elderly man and stab him in the pot belly...........to DEATH!

Ok.

Yepaaaaaaa!

Officialgarri:
He will sleep in his bedroom tonight, I am sure of that.
But I trust this thread to be filled with tribal bashing.
Don't say that my friend. Just pray that God should open miracle doors for you. E go just be like ritual money.

Can you confirm with evidence that he slept in his bedroom last night?

Thanks.

Woman wey dey police man up and down because of cheating just dey waste time, resources and energy.