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Sports / Re: Chelsea Star, Reece James Reveals CCTV Of Thieves That Broke Into His Home by chapmanapr: 8:45am On Sep 17, 2021
Hahaha no face no case
Celebrities / Re: Breast Cancer: Sarah Harding Is Dead (Pictures) by chapmanapr: 10:54pm On Sep 05, 2021
Chai, may her soul rest in peace. I remember her that year in the uk. She was the host of one of my favorite uk TV show "dating in the dark"
Foreign Affairs / Re: Taliban Now Controls All Of Afghanistan's Border Crossings by chapmanapr: 2:36pm On Aug 15, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
The fate of Nigeria in the next ten years. I just feel for future Igbo girls who would be married off to jihadists. Prepare for names like amaka Umar and ezinne abubakar.


That's when you will know true warriors are from the east.

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu Visits The Family Of Ibrahim Attahiru, The Late COAS (Photos) by chapmanapr: 8:02pm On Jul 28, 2021
The only good thing this guy has done since he became governor of Abia State
Romance / Re: Lady Cries As Her Husband Gifts Her An SUV On Her Birthday (Video) by chapmanapr: 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2020
With an A$$ like that she's gonna get all she wants wink
Business / Re: How I Was Defrauded At Alaba International Market Today. by chapmanapr: 6:15pm On Sep 02, 2020
That's why I like buying brand new things from big brands like Game, Cash n Carry and Slot. That's why big brands make more money.
You avoid troubles like this.

Awof dey purge bele.

Don't attribute your misfortune to a particular tribe.

Igbo, Hausa and Yoruba are all curupt.

Sadly it's a nigerian thing

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Car Talk / Re: How To Tell If Your Car Tyres Are Expired by chapmanapr: 8:25am On Dec 04, 2019
Very educative post. Thanks op
Sports / Re: Messi Shows His 6th Ballon D'or Awards by chapmanapr: 11:42pm On Dec 02, 2019
He would still win it again next year. He is playing very well in laliga. The same can't be said about ronaldo. Ronaldo isn't even the best player in Seria A

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by chapmanapr: 1:29am On Nov 15, 2019
He isn't even the best player in seria A. Juventus can win the title without him.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Hat-Trick As Portugal Win 6-0 Vs Lithuania by chapmanapr: 1:24am On Nov 15, 2019
Why didn't he score hattrick against Ukraine. Abeg shift. They are second on the table, Smh.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Really Happens When You Lie On Your CV? by chapmanapr: 8:35am On Nov 11, 2019
If you lie once, be prepared to lie 7 times more
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Not Wearing Undies As She Steps Out by chapmanapr: 8:13am On Nov 11, 2019
This lady is just trying her best to look good with all the paints.
Politics / Re: Jide Awolowo And Jibola Ajayi Among Osinbajo's 35 Aides Sacked By Buhari by chapmanapr: 11:09pm On Nov 07, 2019
Why does a vice president need this much aides undecided
Sports / Re: Gabriel Jesus Slow Penalty Miss: Fans React (Photos) by chapmanapr: 11:46am On Nov 07, 2019
Match fixing is killing the game. If FBI investigate football in Europe alot of top footballers and managers would be put away.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo And His Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez At MTV EMA (Photos) by chapmanapr: 2:29am On Nov 05, 2019
Nice one, second world best player
Celebrities / Re: Khloe Celebrates Her 26th Birthday In Bikini (Photos) by chapmanapr: 10:13am On Oct 29, 2019
All I see is body paint
Romance / Re: My Dilemma: My Girlfriend's Confessions. by chapmanapr: 10:03am On Oct 29, 2019
Some secrets are meant to be untold but since she decided to tell you, bro your head is strong! If it's me I would run for my dear life! She's a stupid girl. Who has sex with other men to take care of her man. You don't need a stupid ass girlfriend. she's lying, she's a former prostitute. It's like dating a serial killer who has turned over a new leaf, but might someday kill again. Get a grip!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Killed Himself With Suicide Vest - President Trump Confirms by chapmanapr: 12:44am On Oct 28, 2019
I like trump! He is probably the most straight forward president in US history. If you watched CNN yesterday, he was very clear of America's intention in the middle east. "They have been fighting each other for 100s of years, American troops are there to protect the oil not to bring peace"
Education / Re: Flood Takes Over Government Technical College Abak, Akwa Ibom State by chapmanapr: 8:39pm On Oct 24, 2019
Globalwarming is real! The weather wasn't like this in the 90s
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by chapmanapr: 9:49am On Oct 23, 2019
You are a hidden gay, you should date your cab guy instead. Nyash man!

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Health / Re: HIV Positive Ene Was The Lady At Ajah - Solomon Buchi by chapmanapr: 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2019
Clubmaster:
Stories like this makes me doubt the holy book.


Are you telling me that this present generation hasn't surpassed Sodom and Gomorrah?


God really owe those people one hell of an apology, that is if the stories are true.




In the city of Sodom and Gomorrah, lot was the only good man. But NOW we have alot of good people in every country. And as such, there is still hope for this world
Celebrities / Re: Celebrities Pose With Keke NAPEP: Who Rocked It Best? (Photos) by chapmanapr: 1:46pm On Oct 15, 2019
Bill Gates is photoshop grin
Family / Re: Why Do Most Nigerians Like To Reduce Their Ages? by chapmanapr: 12:13am On Oct 13, 2019
Because of age discrimination
Family / Re: My Genotype Is AS And My Fiancee Is AS; What Do I Do? by chapmanapr: 4:09pm On Oct 08, 2019
Ereolamide:
Bro you don't have to get worried at all. Follow these instructions carefully:

1. Keep your genotype a secret, don't tell her. If she insists, get the test done, alter the S in your result to A with a black Biro( black ink must be used in cases such as these).

2. Proceed with your wedding plans, get married to her since you love her so much. Women are very gullible she won't suspect a thing she is in love with you already.

3. You don't have to bother about your kids genotype, the lucky ones will turn out fine while the not-so-lucky ones will bear the SS genotype, you can also alter their genotype with a Biro and profess positive affirmations into their lives.

Note: You have to be 'churchious' to get your desired result.

4. With this, everything will be alright, and if things turn out otherwise, be rest assured that you'll be fine since you and your wife won't be the ones to endure the pains and crisis that come with sickle cell anaemia, the children will bear their cross bravely from hospital beds to hospital beds

I believe my advice is matured enough, I even checked my spellings, grammar and punctuations for extra marks.

Thanks and God bless.



Don't listen to this guy. He's evil!

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Romance / Re: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by chapmanapr: 12:01am On Sep 27, 2019
bobkezel:
Hmmm
Mbaise people. All the atrocities committed in Igbo land are committed by mbaise people. They are very wicked and heartless. I heard Buhari's grandmother was from mbaise. The xenophobic attack in SA was started by an mbaise man. Evans the kidnapper is from mbaise. Rev king is from mbaise. Derico nwa mama was from mbaise. Eddy na nawgu was from mbaise. Otokoto was from mbaise. Gracious the serial killer was from mbaise. Adolf Hitler's grandfather was from mbaise. All the bad news u hear in Igbo land is only from mbaise.
The same way all Nigerians abroad are all bad people, all of them.
Bombocrats stereotype.



Lmfao!!! grin
Education / Re: Covenant University Increases Tuition For New Students by chapmanapr: 11:38pm On Aug 27, 2019
I would study abroad instead undecided
Science/Technology / Re: Russia World's Only Floating Nuclear Power Plant Can Power 100000 Nigerian Homes by chapmanapr: 7:26am On Aug 26, 2019
Very dangerous! We don't ever need this nuclear-powered plant in Nigeria or even close to our waters or ocean space. Chernobyl isn't habitable in the next 20 years and it happened in 1986.
Business / Re: Dynamics Intelligence Shuts Operations In Nigeria by chapmanapr: 11:48pm On Aug 23, 2019
The biggest fraudster in history is an American by the name of Bernard Maddoff.

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Politics / Re: FG Warns US Against Stereotyping Nigerians Over New Fraud List by chapmanapr: 8:08pm On Aug 23, 2019
The biggest fraudster in history is an American by the name of Bernard Maddoff undecided

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Travel / Re: Diary Of A Nigerian Student living In Moscow, Russia. by chapmanapr: 1:34am On Aug 21, 2019
So, Tochi after all those times spent with B and her family, you guys still broke up Sad! What happened? But her family loved you.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Shouting Match Over Sanitary Pad In Kitchen by chapmanapr: 7:37pm On Aug 20, 2019
Disgusting!

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Crime / Re: Invictus Obi: Nigerians React To Obinwanne Okeke Arrest By FBI by chapmanapr: 5:12pm On Aug 17, 2019
"Once FBI are on you, they gonna put you away.... That's a guarantee" Frank Cullotta

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