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just like everyone knows. women do have more than 1 partner when they are young. Boys at this stage of their lives wouldnt even have the means to maintain a girl not to talk of dating more than one girl. When these men get older and are probably financially ok,most of them would want to have the kind of fun they ever experienced . Its just a pity that they may be married at that very time that they want to`play`. Are our women being selfish if they expect our men not to flirt even though most of them did at their prime?

just like everyone knows. women do have more than 1 partner when they are young. Boys at this stage of their lives wouldnt even have the means to maintain a girl not to talk of dating more than one girl. When these men get older and are probably financially ok,most of them would want to have the kind of fun they ever experienced . Its just a pity that they may be married at that very time that they want to`play`. Are our women being selfish if they expect our men not to flirt even though most of them did at their prime?

what assumptions and generalisations?

just like everyone knows. women do have more than 1 partner when they are young. Boys at this stage of their lives wouldnt even have the means to maintain a girl not to talk of dating more than one girl. When these men get older and are probably financially ok,most of them would want to have the kind of fun they ever experienced . Its just a pity that they may be married at that very time that they want to`play`. Are our women being selfish if they expect our men not to flirt even though most of them did at their prime?

How much wil it cost me to undergo SACS training?

A woman cheating in nigeria? Guy,throw her to d singles market. Kick her out. There are too many single babes that would die to be married. Does she think its a woman's world?

Why are u guys moaning and crying unnecessarily. In 2010,nnpc employed The best plus some 'special candidates'. Are u saying they could have employed 20000 so that they wont need 2 employ anyone in d next 15 years? Pathetic. So why didnt unilag admit half of d candidates that applied last year so that they wont need to admit anyone next year. You should ask yourselves why u werent part of the 595 that were employed. Most people were employed based on merit.

[size=18pt]and then there is the issue of freshness of the toto, yep you heard me right FRESHNESS OF THE TOTO!!!!!
most single women meet about 5 different sex partner a yr (i am being generous), and since they start fukcing at about 19yrs old (and i am VERY generous once again), it means that a particular lady could have no less than 55 different men mounting her toto by the time she gets to 30yrs old. although there is nothing wrong with that, it means that this toto has seen its fair share of traffic, and as we all know that traffic mean heavy maintenance, that toto has long pass its sale by date. it may taste great, but chances are the elasticity and mechanic of that said coochie is close to giving up on you. a 20yr old coochie will get its elasticity back after a pregnancy (with the right exercises), for a 30yr old coochie it will be 3 times as hard.....[/size]

MR BROWNJ,U ARE THE BEST.

[size=18pt]Naija girls dont want to work hard they just want to open their legs for cash with their worn out pu*sys, by the time they reach 25 their hole will be so loose that putting my d*ck in their hole will be like jumping in the sea which means naija guys are not enjoying right about now, the joys of having a girl with a sweet tight p*ssy in naija must be scarce

i only spend on a girl who is my girlfriend and genuinely loves me and trys to provide for herself and she doesnt ask me for cash unless its a desperate matter,only then i will spend and thats when i feel generous not when they keep asking me and i give them like I am the world bank! Nonsense![/size]

[size=18pt]i must commend the ibos for these brilliant women .the yorubas are just raring sluts. the ibos have produced several intelligent women like okonjo iweala,linda ikeji etc while most yoruba girls in london have taken to stripping in joints in d uk.thats the best they can offer[/size]

fresh punana.ie. fresh bo0bs,freesh thigh

sex sex sex

[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions


1. Wife must be involved directly or indirectly with the cleaning of the house. I don't care if she hires a maid or whoever. The house must be clean at all times.

2.Wife must be a good manager of resources/money. I don't want some who will waste my hard earned money.

3. Wife must have respect for me unconditionally.

4. Wife must be ready to submit or be ready for sex whenever and wherever i am ready for it.

5. Wife must not get fat even after childbirth. It is no reason to get fat. If you want to be treated like a queen, you must keep up with what beauty queens do to look beautiful. There are too many babes out who are craving for my attention.

6. Wife must have a tight kitty, Wife can use her kitty stupidly while in her youth but it must still be tight and fresh for me. I am not going to pay bride price for someone with a wide kitty. NEVER.

7. Wife must not have any stretch marks anywhere on her body, guys hate stretch marks.

8. Guys do not like fallen breasts, so do i. Wife must have firm breasts, i don't care if every Tunde, Okon and Jonathan has played with her breasts. I am the one who will marry her and so i don't want slippers as breasts.

9. If wife ever cheats, she will immediately be thrown out of the house and everything i bought with my money returned to me. I mean everything .

10. If wife ever insults me, i shall not hesitate to punch her face. The husband is the captain of the ship (house) .

11. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

Failure to do any of these will attract heavy punishment which could be a slap, a punch or divorce.

The ball is in your court. If you cant do all of these, some of your friends will.

[size=18pt]what is her name? hope to be offshore at the same time she would be around.will Bleep her like u never will.[/size]

dulaman: Sleep with him in 3 month? Hmm. Ooshe! Omoba!

some girls arent just smart.

Dyt: u c, i said its nt even enuf

u dont seem to get it. are u dumb or what? are u so lame that u cant work. like someone said,ur boyfriend is a baby who will never grow up.**puke**

WOMEN ARE MORE SINCERE THAN MEN. WHEN THEY SEE A BI.TCH,THEY WONT MINCE WORDS BUT AY IT THE WAY IT IS BUT GUYS WOULD TRY TO PRETEND.IF MISS ISNT A BITCH,NO ONE WOULD CALL HER A BITC.H. PERIOD.

Naija babes now marry these oyibo cos they cant keep up wiv our standard. Abeg make una marry chineSe men sef. We dont give a f0rk. Expired pûssies.

@Tpia,i once told u dat u would never get a naija man cos u are too ugly

Idowuogbo: U are 27 in d uk= OLD and CLOCK TICKING!

U waiting till u clock 30 rite? Hmmmmmm......am sorry,guys close to ur age would probably wanna settle for 21yr olds.

Quit telling urself u young, u are NOT!

U ARE SO RIGHT.NO SUGAR COATING. A GUY OF 27 WOULD WANT TO MARRY A GIRL OF 21 AND GUYS IN THEIR EARLY THIRTIES WANT BABES IN THEIR MID TWENTIES 24-26YRS. BABES FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THIS. THEY SHOULD SEEK FOR OPINIONS FROM THEIR MALE FRIENDS INSTEAD OF BELIEVING IN THEIR FEMALE HOSTEL BELIEFS.

[b]@OP.
I`M GOING TO BE CANDID IN MY OPINION.THE TRUTH IS THAT U BABES READ SO MUCH OF MILLS AND BOOM AND FORGET THAT THEY ARE ALL FICTION. U SEEM TOO PARTICULAR ABOUT LOOKS. DO U HAVE THAT KIND OF VERY ATTRACTIVE LOOKS? NOT THE KIND WE SEE IN LAGOS-FAT AND FLABBY. IF U DO THEN U SHOULD HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR FIANCE BY NOW. SO YOU DONT. IF U WANT A GUY THAT HAS A FANTASTIC BODY,U SHOULD ALSO GET UR BODY TO LOOK FANTASTIC BY WORKING OUT INTENSIVELY. I DONT MEAN JUST SIT UP AND PINGING ON UR BB COS MOST NAIJA BABES SEE THAT AS WORK OUT.I MEAN WORK OUT THAT INVOLVES WEIGHT TRAINING

IF U WANT A GUY THAT HAS GOT MONEY,ENSURE THAT U HAVE YOUR OWN MONEY SO THAT U WONT BE SEEN AS A GOLD DIGGER OR A WOMAN WHO WAS BOUGHT.

IF U WANT A GUY WITH A BIG DICK,ENDURE THAT U HAVE A TIGHT P.UNANIE NOT JUST A FAT ARSE.

WHATEVER U WANT IN A MAN,ENSURE THAT U HAVE THE EQUIVALENT. DONT BE LIKE MOST NAIJA BABES WHO LIKE MUSCLE AND SIX PACKS BUT HAVE SO MUCH FAT AND BIG TUMMIES.

GOODLUCK IN UR SEARCH FOR YOUR MR RIGHT. BESIDE YOU ARE OVERDUE FOR MARRIAGE AT THE AGE OF 27. MOST GUYS I KNOW WONT MARRY A BABE WHO IS MORE THAN 26. ASK UR MALE FRIENDS TOO.
PEACE[/b]

ZUBY77: Crappy list. Where is that hard fighting Micah Richards ? Why is Adam Johnson not there? What is Ferdinand and Lampard who are old doing there ? It should have been one of them. I also prefer Crouch to Caroll.
Altogether, England without a single skillful player is not making it past first round.

UNCLE,PUT ON UR GLASSES ND CHECK THE LIST AGAIN. U ARE GETTING TOO OLD TO SEE PROPERLY. RIO IS NOT ON THE LIT. I AGREE WITH U THAT ADAM JOHNSON SHOULD HAVE BEEN SELECTED. I FEEL FOR THE DUDE COS HAZARD IS GOING TO CHASE HIM OUT OF MAN CITY.

Joey82: how is Downing (Liverpool) better than Johnson (Mancity), Lenon (Totenham) who are not even on standby and Sturidge (Chelsea) on standby.
And how come Cahil (Chelsea) with injury worries is prefered to Smalling (Man U)?
Methinks the selection is not a fair one.

OGA,SMALLING ISNT AS GOOD AS CAHILL.WAKE UP BRO. MAN UTD DEFENSE HAS BEEN SHIT THIS SEASON THANKS TO SMALLING,JONES, AND RIO. NONE OF THEM DESERVE TO BE IN THE PLANE TO D EUROS.

Riodiao: Feel so sad 4 rio.Feel like crying.He's been a terrific defender 4 man utd dis season in d absence of vidic and yet all fergie could do is to talk bad abt him in public just like he did with young and his diving.As a die hard fan of man u.Am veri glad we didnt we that league now.I hate and despise fergie now,i wish and hope he doesnt win anytin in his life again.Disgusting! Terry has bin rubbish dis season and he will cost hodgson his job. U didnt drop rio cuz of his back problem and injuries then why? RACISM IN ENGLAND NATIONAL TEAM. Cant wait to see england finish on just 1 point.

TERRY HAS BEEN SHIT DIS SEASON? LOL. FUNNY INDEED. IT IS ACTUALLY TO ENGLAND`S ADVANTAGE THAT RIO WONT GO TO THE EUROS. I PREFER SMALLING TO HIM THO. THE GUY IS FINISHED. NOW WHY SHOULDNT THE COACH TAKE TERRY? COS OF HIS RACISM ROW WIRH ANTON FERDINAND? OK WHY SHOULD THE COACH TAKE ROONEY WHO IS SET TO MISS D OPENING 2 OR 3 GAMES? IF THE MANAGER HAS TO TAKE ROONEY because HE IS GOOD THEN HE ALSO NEEDS TO TAKE TERRY COS HE IS D BEST ENGLISH DEFENDER NOW.

NOW CONTINUE UR CRYING. INFACT CRY ME A RIVER...

ayox2003: Are you serious?

yes o.

FASHOLA DOESNT WANT NUMBER PLATES GIVEN TO COMMERCIAL BUS OWNERS.HAS THAT BEEN CHANGED? PLS I NEED INFO ON THAT.

the same thing happened to me when i was a child. till this day,i have not been able to forgive him. he used things like belt,broom and hanger to beat me each time i did something wrong. thank god i`m alive but i dont give a Bleep if he is alive or not.
sometimes people dont know that the child could grow up to hate them cos the way they treat that child