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OjukuwuHusband:
Check who the owner of this blog known for blackmail, propaganda and evil........ it's a yamlegged bastard flatin0 woman....igbos are vindictive, evil and seeks to constantly sow discord and division within people. If you see a snake and an Igbo man or woman know that the snake isn't your immediate problem. From the attacks on omotola to other known Yoruba celebrities igbos online have made it a life's work to troll anything Yoruba....these people are simply animals. They have seen how peaceful Adekunle's home is and the spirit of envy has pushed them to cause evil....god punish this woman and all her family members, stupid tribe of snakes, vultures and rats.

A pained tribaliist spotted. You could clearly see the news was unverified, so why the hate speech

Steady259:
MODssss
And this topic didnt make front page

it finally did

Happy birthday Sir. The wife is good in acting tho. she can cry 4 africa

Gozzzy:
We swam way deeper waters those days... Talk of Imo River, talk of Nworie River, talk of Otammiri... The very notorious Otammiri... Na only God dey protect us..... Here we are now. Na swimming pool levels for house, we dey now.... To God be the Glory
RIP little swimmer ..... Swim on, in the divines waters of heaven.

You really gambled with ur life by swimming at Otammiri. But did u school @ futo

Namzy:
It's a skit. A lot of them going on lately, and it will soon be stale. People will do anything to go viral. Watch out for the confession later. It's people believing these stunts that encourage them

It's not. this guy happens to be a student of Nekede polytechinic @ Owerri. he actually ran mad

ParkleElegant:
lol d insult was biblical, Coded, mature n e enter, d insult was too polite abeg, d just shame for d guy self



lol d insult was biblical, Coded, mature n e enter, d insult was too polite abeg, i just shame for d guy self

lol..... honestly speaking

Tapout:
Not at all, but the one wey dem dey do me wella na to combine change with another passenger and then leave both of us at the bustop to sort ourselves out. The last incident, the conductor gave me and one fine like that 5h. mine was 350 & hers was 150. fine girl was looking at me like i should do give away. Me being handsome was looking at her too like "leave the 150 for handsome guy na, you done big pass am. it was a look of deceit and deception both ways she was almost giving in though till the devil used this dude selling pure bliss biscuit to spoil show. She bought one , took her 50 naira and told the guy to give me change. i nearly spat on the guy when he looked at me and asked Oga which one you want ?? i didn't even answer him cause he was already irritating my mood. i sha took my change and went ahead to toast the fine girl because for some reason she was still waiting, maybe to make sure i took my change. that one is story for another day.

please complete this story. it sounds really interesting

maureensylvia:
Sure

How do i reach out to u

maureensylvia:
Nah north

Okay. Do u mind i talk to u personally on what's app

maureensylvia:
Same fate with me, first time I went, there were plenty people, same no network gist. I left and came back a week later that was 10days ago. I went by 5pm cos possibly there will be network then.

There were lots of people out there, the security man beamed with smiles when he saw me I was like who d helll is this one, he gave me that weird smile and said I should enter.

Tohh I entered but I was so unlucky that day cos my thumbprint couldn't be detected. I almost cried

which Kain wahala be dis. I was told to come back in two weeks time which is this coming Tuesday. Hopefully my fingers won't mess up this time

Lol. do u stay in lagos

siofra:
And my boyfriend was complaining I'm always wet.

Life no balance

pheranme9:
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Pathetic!

Its a bizarre feeling when you think abt the death rate in futo lately. Sometimes last week a guy committed sucide in futo. 2 weeks ago futo lost a student to the cold hands of death, and now this. Rip to the deceased

Do you masturbate? If yes it's high time you stop the habit. Excessive masturbation actually triggers quick ejaculation. Secondly the mind controls the body. Do you think about sex during sexual intercourse with your girlfriend? If yes then I'll insist you change mindset while in the bedroom during sex. Do not fantasize on anything sexually related during intercourse . I'm sure if you apply these steps you're good to go. And also try to take more of Honey and If possible banana and groundnut before sex. It does help boost your sexual performance. That's the best i can say for now. Goodluck

My flight experience was from Lagos to Owerri which was last week, i boarded Dana air line with reg no 9j331 , flight which was meant to depart by 8am was delayed for 5 hours, we finally departed Lagos by 1:45pm. Tho it was a smooth journey, the in-flight entertainment was superb, i was priviledged to meet Ex bbnaija housemate Prince on the same Dana flight, also saw some top politicians there due to the fact that i flew business class. The journey lasted for approximately 50 minutes. The only problem the flight had was while landing at Sam mbakwe airport, the visibility was very low which made it almost impossible,the flight had to taxy round the runway before being given clearance. Still anticipating for my return trip to lagos which will be by March

komodapson:
In 2008 I received my nysc call up letter posted to Gombe State, off i went to Jibowu Lagos motor park, boarded a night bus to Jos..(12hrs journey) for the orientation camp @ mallam sidi.

Arrived safely in Jos early hours in the morning around 6a.m, embarked another 4hours journey from Jos to Gombe, my final destination. It was hell. A total distance time travel of 16hours by road, can't even imagine. Immediately I alighted from the Opel vectra car in Gombe, it was like have suffered acute cruciate ligament (ACL) injury and to be ruled out of the whole orientation exercise.

Fast forward after 3weeks in camp. orientation was over and a period of 2weeks break was given to go home and return for primary assignment. Then I kon ask myself this salient question?

How "mush" be this Big bird wey dey fly for up sef?

So I went to a cybercafé, browsed the internet for the airline fares. Gombe - Lagos. None was in existence then, except Jos - Lagos. Gombe - Abuja.
Though, Gombe State just constructed a mini Airport then, in what I can just refer to as an Airstrip and only operational during weekends.

I booked the flight(return)ticket Jos - Lagos - Jos. N28,000 then Aerocontractor. I travelled the usual 4hours road trip from Gombe to Jos, then headed to Yakubu Gowon Airport, which is situated outskirt of Jos metropolis.

The departure time was 4p.m, but as usual, e be like say local airline signed "compulsory delay period " join in their contractual agreement document with Ministry of Aviation.

I checked in at counter and my luggage weighed 22kg, 7kg more than 15kg permits. I was asked to pay for extra 7kg which was later waived off by a good looking, light complexion hour glass figure lady.(Only God knows why). I expressed my gratitude towards her kind gesture and her response was "not too worry".

Funniest thing about the whole experience was that, I wasn't feeling nervous, no feeling of anxiety whatsoever. Thanks to western ( oyinbo) movies wey I don watch taaya.

Back to the matter, Flight slated for 4p.m later arrived 6p.m. So all passengers walked through departure wing majestically in form of a "march past"...lmao... on board the airplane.

I kon go do one f*ck up. Though intentional. My number on boarding pass was 17 and I purposely sat on 16, just because it is closer to window. Thought I was inside Fasola BRT...lol...Na so this woman arrived, with shoulders raised above her head, speaking nice Queen's English.." Excuse me you're on ma' sit" Naso everybody looked back o...dem just dey steer at me, I be like: shey dem no go pursue me for this irrational act so. I apologized subtly and admitted within say "guy, u don fu.ckoyo"

Gently, I reversed to my seat. Fastened my seatbelt and We took off. Departed 6pm arrived Lagos 6.55p.m. We disembarked the airplane, na there my problem start... I was like "shoo"... Naso this thing be... I dey look back, look the aircraft dey juxtapose the suffering I went through by road compared to air. 12 hours trip was reduced to 55mins..."Nna mehn"....

It worth the experience...

Since that day, have had it at back of my mind I must be successful in life. To God be the glory, we've made several flight travels to destination like Seychelles and Johannesburg.

I'm planning of making a flight of "no return" to Houston, Texas by the Grace of God before this year 2021 comes to an end, when I'll be bidding Naija farewell. Make Baba God abeg Grant my heart desire ó.

Nice experience indeed. And Amen to that

Halifaxguy:
1M is not actually a big money in this present Nigeria. It will surprise you to know that some smart people are making 1M in one week. For example this week I made $7k (3.3M naira) profits in the stock market. Because of the high level of poverty in the country, many people see 1M as a big money. E no go better for all the past and present leaders of this country for subjecting the masses to abject poverty.

Please Sir I'll like to have a conversation with u if u don't mind

nduchucks:
This is why folks like Righteousness89 would say "Flee fornication".

Chai!!! This one is too strong.

Lol. His new moniker is Righteousness2

Omoluabi16:
Ha! Like that country music 'I'm my own grandpa..
When they're done interbreeding, they will be fine.

Lol.l..... seriously o

makeherscream:
Mtcheeeeeeeeew all this useless girls wey dey follow Yahoo boys and all those sugar daddy all because of money abegi I have no rest in peace to waste on a bitch

This is mean bro

Dreyton36:
If nobody talk about you, then you're nobody whether na true them talk or na lie

Hollywood fake love worse pass our music industry fake love

This guy's been a walking dead for months if not years and no one cares, and the same actors and actresses buy houses and cars and go on vacations all the time, forgetting this life na turn by turn

R.I.P Dem no they carry money go heaven o NOLLYWOOD IS SHIT that's why I have no mercy for Nigerian actresses especially when we meet in UAE, I dey bleep Dem anyhow

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Are you a celebrity?

I thought Zubby Michael was the special adviser to the governor of Anambra state

Useless government.

WHAT IS THIS PLEASE?

yamunla:
This is why i have stopped betting in football.
This time am betting in boxing, Even if i lose, i know that the guy who made me lose got the beating of his lifetime

Lol.... very funny

Thinkfree:
2:2

No. this match can't end in a stalemate. There must certainly be a winner

Eryyy92:
it's all about the risk takers


YNWA

Did you really stake this game with one million?

I see Liverpool winning this game comfortably. Quote me after the match .

I think mine started growing at the age of 17. when i was in my first year. Started with a goatie, not long after the side bears came. it's preety nice and charming ryt now