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Politics / Re: Ortom: We Spend ₦700 Million Monthly On Pensioners by Charli3benkz(m): 11:00pm On Oct 09, 2021
Ammishaddai:
This man sounds like someone incompetent
Incompetence is an understatement. He is more of a curse to the people of Benue State. The worst part is he hides uder the guise of Christianity to perpetrate all his evils. The worse we've ever had in the state. cry[color=#000000][/color]

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Car Talk / Re: Can A Peugeot 307 Work As An Uber Car? by Charli3benkz(m): 12:21pm On Sep 21, 2021
scottyoloye:
Guys I want to know the problems associated with 307 because I plan on using it for bolt
Bro, I have a 2007 model Peugeot 307 and I'm working on using it for dame purpose as well. Highly economical, efficient and totally reliable. But, pls in whatever u are doing, do not get an automatic transmission 307. Meanwhile, the engine and parts of the 2007 ( nigeria assembled) 307 is more expensive than that of the France assembled. So, be sure of what u want and trust me, u won't regret it.

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Oraimo 2baba Edition For Sale For 6k by Charli3benkz(m): 1:33pm On Sep 03, 2021
sunshineV:
used oraimo 2baba edition for sale

price: 6k only
Drop ur number let's talk pls. Or call me 08063993171

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Business / Re: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by Charli3benkz(m): 8:24pm On May 18, 2021
fijabs:
Good evening, please i want you guys to suggest a business I can start with five hundred thousand naira, presently I do e hailing business with my car but the income is no more enough after getting married, my wife is still in school and my baby has started creche, besides I thought about my old age, I can't continue driving for a living, please help your brother.
Well, I work with an agency banking firm and can boldly tell u that it's quite lucrative. Find a very secure location, get a pos terminal and do the business. It's advantage is that ur money just keep going in a circle why u make ur profits. U should also bear in mind that one of the biggest challenges with this business is only if ur careless, u'll definitely loose lots too.

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Phones / Re: What Is The Cost Of A New SIM Card In Your Area? by Charli3benkz(m): 12:14am On May 17, 2021
lettalktrue:
Recently, a friend of mine lost his phone and all his effort to retrieve the lost simcard prove abortive.
He decided to buy a new one, but unfortunately he couldn't registered for any, as the price of the new simpack is way beyond his expectation.
He was informed that a new MTN simcard is #1500, Glo and other services provided are 2000 and above. Has anyone bought a new simcard recently? share us the cost of new simcards in your area.
My girlfriend bought from an MTN outlet for ₦500. There's no special thing attached as she just presented her NIN with a valid ID.

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Family / Re: Have You Called Your Mum Today? (Photo) by Charli3benkz(m): 9:13pm On May 05, 2021
ProphetofOdin:
My Mum? she is never with her phone, that woman na case grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Anytime she feels like talking with me she flashes and then I call her immediately, if i waste one minute that is until another time except it is urgent, that has been our agreed arrangement in the last 14years or there about.
That lovely woman na case grin grin grin grin grin She doesn't give a damn about phones it is just her business she is interested in.
Seems ur mum and mine were classmates, and still friends. Cos she's a total replica of what u just described here about ur mum. Her own is even worse as she'd end up quarelling u about questioning why she wouldn't pick her calls. Sometimes, if I call once and she doesn't pick up, I just laff it off and continue with my activities. ���

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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Idol Jury Should Be Disbanded: Opinion (photos) by Charli3benkz(m): 11:13pm On Apr 18, 2021
stancydg:
The above mentioned music reality show currently running on DSTV and GOTV platforms may likely be the "wackiest" (for want of words) music reality show in recent times going by the quality of opinions thus far by the jury, made up of a 3man panel of Obi Asika; a Record Label Exec, Seyi Shay; a perpetual upcoming artiste going by the unpopularity of most, if not all her songs and DJ Sose; who at best is skillful at selecting songs that'll mostly appeal to club audiences.

One would have thought the record label executive in the person of Asika, who ordinarily should have been exposed to artistes of various kinds, will as a father figure, be in full control of the selection process, by way of influencing the opinions of the others even though the antecedents of past judges on the show clearly sets a pace for divergence in opinions that in the end, engenders a robust decision for or against the candidates. This is terribly in deficit this time on the show, as as much as a snarl from the perpetual upcoming artiste is enough influence of the opinions of two supposedly mature and independently minded men. Sose even managed to take his obvious lack of knowledge of music and consequently, a lack of sound judgement to annoying levels by always concurring to whatever Seyi Shay breathes, despite his body language telling otherwise.

All of the above is obvious in the audition of the young music producer, whose image you'll find attached to this post. I can bet that IK, the show host was shell shocked that the young man had to be turned down for no reasonable point, except for displaying his musical dexterity. If that's a crime, then pray tell me what Idols is all about?

I was part of the very first Idol show in Nigeria that produced the likes of Timi Dakolo and Omawunmi and what I can clearly remember is that singing foreign songs or even displaying your vocal dexterity wasn't a crime. If it was compulsory for candidates to do local pangolo songs for the show to be seen as "Nigerian Idol", like Miss Shay foolishly posits, then I dare the show organisers to switch the nomenclature to "Naija Oosa/Ojuju etc" and compel the judges to speak Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo.

Besides, in the first Idol show in Nigeria, the jury made up of seasoned music industry legend like Dede Mabiaku, Radio Joc; Dan Foster and a Ghanian lady popularly referred to as "It's not werking for me" had their independent opinions of the candidates even though one out of the trio always played the devil's advocate.

Question now is; who the hell is the devil's advocate that'll ensure a robust decision making process in the ongoing Idol show, when from all we see, all trio are sleeping with their heads in the same direction??

Reason the current panel needs to be disbanded, asides the joke Seyi Shay has made of the show by unprofessionally making mockery of young chaps she is meant to encourage, thereby wreaking psychological damages that may be indelible in the lives of the up and coming generation.

PS: I don't know the guy being auditioned in the attached pictures as I am speaking for countless others that are in my opinion, obviously far ahead of the judges musically, but were turned down.
U totally spoke my mind u know! Seyi shay is just one foolish aunty that lacks moral and psychological balance, hence her constant mockery of same chaps that often look up to her for some sort of encouragement. One would wonder how she was even chosen as a judge, when she also stands as an upcoming artiste in Nigeria. No doubt the normal play of politics, in selecting people for a particular role or job was the case. Each of the judges are practically inexperienced or qualified enough and should be disbanded immediately, cos they don't even know if their Judgement's right or wrong sef. No be person wey sabi, na em go fit judge another person.?

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Pets / Re: Diary Of My Rabbit : Ghost by Charli3benkz(m): 8:03pm On Feb 03, 2021
Nicklaus619:


I have dog now, Am a dog person though but wouldn't mine having a rabbit alongside, would like to watch them cohabit grin
The dog will jokingly kill the rabbit. They kill them in the course of playing with them. I've had similar experience 3x so I can relate. Don't even think about it, except o ly if u choose to keep the rabbit in a cage where the dog won't have access to.

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Religion / Re: Nsukka Dedicates St Theresa's Cathedral Church Building by Charli3benkz(m): 11:59am On Nov 20, 2020
Ever8090:
Very beautiful ..but will definitely be filled with images,..that is my problem.

I am a born Catholic but stop attending when I got tired of battling with my conscience wether prostrating Infront of those images is right or wrong, and praying to Mary was one other doctrine I could not understand...but I am still in love with Catholic hymns so much..in fact I listen to hymns almost every night while I sleep off...

God bless the Pope and give him the wisdom to reduce those images and also abolish the prayer to Mary and other saints so that I can return back to my Catholic..
Oga, u have never been a catholic. Stop trying to associate ur self with anything that concerns the catholic family as u lack enough knowledge to do so.

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Career / Re: FRSC Demotes Officers Who Assaulted Man Who Stripped in Benin (Video) by Charli3benkz(m): 3:21pm On Aug 03, 2020
greatbuc:
Sometimes I feel for these officers.. Their crime was to come to work that day because clearly its not bribe they sought.
And u think it was part of their duty to gather and beat the erring man like that? Left for me, they should have been dismissed, so as It'll serve as a deterrent to other uniform personnel. At least it'll teach dem how to manage situations professionally next time.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Kill 18 Soldiers In Katsina (Disturbing Photos) by Charli3benkz(m): 8:57am On Jul 20, 2020
amuwo1980:
RIP as long as you were not involved in killing ppl in the east , if you were the chickens are coming home to roost and you won’t rest in any peace.
Obviously u forgot ur sense somewhere, sometime in 1980.

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Crime / Re: Man Strips Naked, Fights An FRSC Officer In Benin (Photos, Video) by Charli3benkz(m): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2020
Joefat:
This Nigeria officers need to be educated.. how on hell will all of you keep beating just one person like that, it simple to understand this man is frustrated, find a better way to arrest him and take him to your custody, this is assort if you ask me.
Well said. Unfortunately, everyone seems to be in Support of the useless inexperienced officers who took it upon themselves to physically assault the man. As it's been said, if ur bathing and a mad person takes ur clothes, u don't come out naked to chase them, as It'll only mean ur mad too. They should sack the idiots.

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TV/Movies / Re: Startimes Introduces "Pay As You Go", Adds More Stations by Charli3benkz(m): 10:40am On Jul 12, 2020
Wiseandtrue:

Nice concept!

But get telemundo, ZEE world, current Hollywood and others (like jumong them) movie channels

Then you are talking business, anything to kick that exploiters called GOTV out!

Can you imagine I had to pay N2560 per month on top wetin

Still the channels no complete oooooo

Most times light no go dey for days, who will bear the cost

Plus their customer care is nothing to write home about

I wonder why we cannot have an indigenious digital TV, it feels as if we are still in the colonial era undecided

I pay same price for no just cause. Worse thing is they even removed so many channels without any prior notice or even explanation as to why... Dstv just needs to be thrown away aswear.

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Travel / Re: COVID-19: Multiple Auto Crash As Residents Rush To Beat Curfew In Edo (Video) by Charli3benkz(m): 6:35am On Apr 29, 2020
ValCon888:
With the exception of protests in a few places other countries implemented the lockdown policy without incident.
But in Nigeria:
1. Multiple accidents because nobody wants to be late for curfew.
2. Government will dash states spoilt food and states will do back to sender.
3. Almajiri will be used to play table tennis.
4. Police and army will brutalize citizens.
5. Criminals will write letter that they want to come and steal.
3. Pastors will ask permission to heal patients.
4. Pastors will climb lonely mountain with video crew.
5. States will do verbal autopsy which also means "audio".
6. Government will beg Elon Musk for ventilators and buy new cars the next day.
7. President will give "live" broadcast but the speech is already out before the broadcast has started.

This country is a perfect example of How Not To Fight Covid19.
I think it should be "A million ways to die in Nigeria" cos everything just seems to be pushing its citizens to death.

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Properties / Re: Enugu Residents Kick As Church Built On Waterway Threatens Their Property by Charli3benkz(m): 6:32am On Apr 29, 2020
So unfortunate. The needful should be done by the relevant authorities please.

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Health / Re: Lagos Confirms 3 Coronavirus Deaths by Charli3benkz(m): 3:32pm On Apr 18, 2020
ValCon888:
Lagos is determined to top this table with an insurmountable lead.

Meanwhile, I do not understand why a Chief of Staff will leave his responsibilities as Chief of Staff to pursue an electrical contract in Germany.

The fly that is destined to die will follow the corpse to the grave.
Exactly my question since inception. Who sent him? See where over Sabi has landed him abi!!! It's well.

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Food / Re: What Food Items Are Taboo In Your Traditional Nigerian Culture? by Charli3benkz(m): 9:41pm On Apr 14, 2020
buygala:
Chopping another man's wife is a taboo in my village ...''chopping" as in ''fvcking"....

But i understand that in some parts of Benue State, men give out their wives and daughters as Kola to visitors shocked...as in if you are spending the night in his house, he can delegate one of his wives or daughters to keep you in satisfactory coital company overnight....

Point is....one man's meat is another man's poison cool

Modified

I have been getting some mentions telling me the Benue tradition I stated above isn't true...sad

Up till tomorrow, adultery is not prohibited among the Tivi tribe in Benue State..there, you cannot be convicted for knacking someone's wife...

If you think I am lying, please find and read the cases of Apiko V Ikogi and Tofi v Uba, the latter having been decided by the Nigerian Court of Appeal..

For ease of reference, here are the cases' Court citations:

Tofi v Uba (1987) 3 NWLR PT.62 P.723 PARA A-H

APIKO UNOGWU V GABRIEL IKOGI-APPEAL NO. OHC/19A/2008
And this one thinks he has sense? Why delve into what u practically have no knowledge about. U probably went to dig well in Benue State and so think u have known everything about the TIV people!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: A Lost Purse From 1957 Found Inside Ohio School Wall 63 Years Later (Photos) by Charli3benkz(m): 8:25am On Feb 18, 2020
bluecircle470:


My friend stop saying rubbish. We are talking about then and not now cos you won’t see all those rubbish you’re mentioning in a Nigerian woman’s bag then

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Foreign Affairs / Re: A Lost Purse From 1957 Found Inside Ohio School Wall 63 Years Later (Photos) by Charli3benkz(m): 8:20am On Feb 18, 2020
IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!

Lwkmd... U wicked o

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Upholds Samuel Ortom's Election As Benue Governor by Charli3benkz(m): 4:58pm On Jan 21, 2020
Mumu

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by Charli3benkz(m): 10:42pm On Jan 15, 2020
This is an interesting thread and I believe the kissreaders have learnt their lessons from the author's point of view. I myself I have learnt my my own lesson too. But which lesson can ever be better than the one below this comment you just read right now? Huh?

If you have a crack on your windscreen and you want to get it fixed, feel free to WhatsApp me on the numbers on my signature. Cracks on windshield are repairable through a scientifically proven method involving UV-aided technology.
Send pictures of the damage to me on WhatsApp for proper assessment and evaluation of cost of repair.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, When You Are Ready To Settle Down, Don't Settle For These Men by Charli3benkz(m): 10:39pm On Jan 15, 2020
Drop ur whats app number [color=#006600][/color]
This is an interesting thread and I believe the kissreaders have learnt their lessons from the author's point of view. I myself I have learnt my my own lesson too. But which lesson can ever be better than the one below this comment you just read right now? Huh?

If you have a crack on your windscreen and you want to get it fixed, feel free to WhatsApp me on the numbers on my signature. Cracks on windshield are repairable through a scientifically proven method involving UV-aided technology.
Send pictures of the damage to me on WhatsApp for proper assessment and evaluation of cost of repair.

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Celebrities / Re: Leo Dasilva Reacts To Cee-C's Look To 2018 AMVCA by Charli3benkz(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2019
Pinkberry5:


Excuse me.

If you're really better than me, you should have been sensible enough to realize I meant no harm with what i said, neither did I write anything implicating hate.

I don't know you, why should I hate you?
You're acting like someone looking for likes on his post.
Dude, since you're better than me, goan add it to your curriculum vitae, maybe it will help you.



Meanwhile, go and buy dictionary, your English is suffering wink
Fortunately for you, I really don't trade words with people who must have forgotten their senses somewhere, before coming online to rant.

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Politics / Re: Governor Ortom Offers Goodness Thomas Scholarship And Admission Into BSU by Charli3benkz(m): 8:30am On Dec 24, 2019
OoniOfIfe:
shocked





Clone of a governor.
Why sending her to BSU instead of Harvard, MIT, Californian university or any top foreign university.
Did his own children attended BSU?
Sending her to BSU is d same as sending her back to secondary school.

Benue is not an educational center but a farming center.
I visited North core of Federal university of Agriculture Makurdi nd I gave up on education. I begin to wonder if University of agriculture which is a federal university is an eyesore I wonder how BSU which is a state university will be.



What am I even saying?
A governor that used wheelbarrow to do empowerment for d youths is capable of doing anything.

Shows clearly that u are suffering from mental instability. What do u know about Benue State? I schooled in university of agriculture makurdi and trust me, I can stand anywhere and boast of its competence academically.

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Romance / Re: Man Who Was Stopped By A Pastor From Proposing To Girlfriend In A Church Speaks by Charli3benkz(m): 10:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
atiku4President:
That's insubordination if either you or your would- be wife is a member of the Church. Even if none of you are, you think the house of God is a place to do a thing like that without the consent of the man overseeing the affairs of the Church. What kind of a generation are we and how do human beings reason these days? How do you see it that you are engaging a sister in a Church where the pastor is not aware of the relationship? You think a Church is a social gathering? Tomorrow if anything happens to the relationship/marriage (but God forbid) social media will say you even got engaged before the Pastor. My friend, humble yourself and appreciate the pastor saved the image of the Church.
My friend sharap there.. Must u comment?

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Shows Respect To Alaafin At Ajimobi's 70th Dinner Party by Charli3benkz(m): 11:55am On Dec 17, 2019
Dedetwo:
I can sense a matter of inferior mentality. Alaafin, the Oba, comes out very simply attired why the Ooni, not an Oba, is beaded and carried overweight staff.
Ogbeni shut up... What do u know.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Politely Rejects Tiwa Savage’s Backside As She Goes “Konko Below” For Him by Charli3benkz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 16, 2019
angry
Authoreety:
Op thank you for this news, I showed it to my Christmas chicken, it is now a cow... thank u so much
grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shares Gorgeous Photo To Usher In The New Month by Charli3benkz(m): 8:43pm On Dec 01, 2019
pocohantas:
Ageless beauty.

That is how you look without man troubles. cheesy

,.
Sorry, I wish u quick recovery.

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Celebrities / Re: Aka Congratulates Burna Boy For Grammy Nomination!!! by Charli3benkz(m): 9:48pm On Nov 20, 2019
soilsista:
AKA he's a beast, he's a problem though grin
You're obviously a pained sick fellow that deserves proper education... Probably a product of unwanted pregnancy that is very common among South Africans. You need help.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Grabs Tiwa Savage's Backside On Stage In Dubai by Charli3benkz(m): 8:25pm On Nov 16, 2019
KingAzubuike:
Yoru** women general don't have shame. They can sleep with anything. That's why you have cases of them sleeping with their gatemen, gardener etc. So pathetic.
you are a sick monkey

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s Lawyers Boycott Supreme Court by Charli3benkz(m): 3:41pm On Nov 15, 2019
E pain am!!! grin grin grin grin
Memphitz537:
Proudly ATIKULATED!!!!
And to the 15m fools who voted for the re election of this incompetent Fulani President currently occupying Ass-Hole Rock,may foolishness and stupidity never depart from you!!!

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Phones / Re: TECNO Camon 12 Air Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by Charli3benkz(m): 3:39pm On Nov 12, 2019
O. P nice work, but please what is the name of that game your playing there?

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