Wokeyim:

@ Chat2MeBac
You and Hannibal are the only ones making me happy i posted this thread. Please help me, i don't want to die of laughter, I haven't had dinner yet.

Seriously, 90% of the people condemning u here have done it or CAN DO it??
Different circumstances can lead anyone to do what he'd never thunk of doing . . . . . . . .

I read a book where a philosopher said every Human Being is a potential killer/criminal.
Situations force people to do things. . . .The only thing is one should pray one does not find him/herself in such ugly situations.
Desperate situations call for desperate actions. . . .End of!

Hannibal:

PRICELESS!!!!!!

Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
So you are now a sperm doctor that knows the motility of a sperm. . . . . . . .
Thanx for the acknowledgement. I know what to do to snuff out your plans.

LOL, Now you know   , But be mindful, I have eyes and ears in places you don't know exist, erhmmmmmmm, on that note your 'gorgeous old-woman ( whom by the way have the s0-called young tongues ( 3 birth certificates, all bearing different DOB) ranting) " needs you ASAP, usual place. 

Wokeyim:

@ davidylan
Oh, u wish!! Sorry, but am engaged to be married soon            

Did you get pregnant and he didnt have a choice?  

LOL. . . .this strategy is soooo stale.

Marriage! Marriage!! Marriage!!! I deh watch una

Wokeyim:

@ Mesmerize
"If the man is a LovePeddler"

Why on earth will i want to trap or marry a guy who's a LovePeddler. If i even fall pregs for a guy and discover he womanizes, i'd rather have the child on my own than marry him. Womanizers! Damn, am scared of them.

rotflmao!! Some women love handsome men. . most of them are playas, flirts etc. .
So if he's one of them, you might fear the possibility of him leaving you for another woman, abi?
Some women do it. . also one of the reasons why the rate of single mother keeps increasing

@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me b4 we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out.

oh quit being sensitive.

Why on earth will i want to trap or marry a guy who's a LovePeddler. If i even fall pregs for a guy and discover he womanizes, i'd rather have the child on my own than marry him. Womanizers! Damn, am scared of them.9

Those are usually the kind of guys girls try to do that trick on in the first place, in hopes that marriage and a forced baby willmake him stop the "womanizing" ways.

Hey Rad. stale indeed

j-girl:

@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me before we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out.

My Lawyer, sharrap jor , erhmmmmmmmmmmm, so and so, erhmmmmmmmmmm, ma lips are ,

Anyways you and NEPA, gather my children and report to Mummy soon dear, nuff things ah gwarn,

j-girl:

@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me before we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out.

Stop lying jor. . . . . . .I am 100% confident u would use pregnancy to trap me in one night!!!!!

Chat2MeBac:

LOL, Now you know   , But be mindful, I have eyes and ears in places you don't know exist, erhmmmmmmm, on that note your 'gorgeous old-woman ( whom by the way have the s0-called young tongues ( 3 birth certificates, all bearing different DOB) ranting) " needs you ASAP, usual place.  

I like your style. . . .
Stroke a man's manliness, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.
Lest i forget, no skindiving . . . .

A davidylan
Sorry to dissapoint, i've never been pregnant before

@ j-girl

j-girl:

@ Topic - I can't oooo!

I'm against Sex with evidence before marriage because if you trap the guy with a pregnancy, what makes you so sure that you won't become his punching bag? Or he might hate me for life for putting him in a loveless marriage? Better yet, he can cheat on me with many girls in front of my face and there will be nothing i can do about that because i trapped him.
If my guy is for it though, if he tells me point-blank that he wants me to get pregnant for me before we get married. I'll happily let both his parents and mine know so that when kasala burst, he will not be able to back out.

You made some points there girl coz i hate womanizers, but if it happens, will u rather abort?

Hannibal:

Stop lying jor. . . . . . .I am 100% confident u would use pregnancy to trap me in one night!!!!!

I like your style. . . .
Stroke a man's manliness, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.
Lest i forget, no skindiving . . . .

LOL, take it easy on my lawyer jare, I will be needing her to sue your ass if you think twice about leaving me with your baby for another woman, LOLOLOLOLOL,

Yes ooo, I will stroke the ego, afterall, his tolo goes dead after 2mins,  

I have a feeling the poster is going through some shit she can't handle and is terribly disappointed/confused Forget marriage and go see a doctor. You don't have to prove anything to us but sort our your 'ish.

madam radiant, i see say bodi still dey inside cloth.  

Wokeyim:

A davidylan
Sorry to dissapoint, i've never been pregnant before

Its not disappointing. I'm lost here, initially you say the guy isnt willing to commit now u're about getting married to him? He changed within the space of 2 pages?
Getting pregnant for a man hoping he'll marry you is the worst mistake a woman can make. Painful but quite a lot of guys have gradually gotten used to the idea of having kids outside marriage if it happens.

Hannibal:

Stop lying jor. . . . . . .I am 100% confident u would use pregnancy to trap me in one night!!!!!

Oh please - in your case, I am 1000% confident that you would get me pregnant just to trap me in 2 minutes. Hannibal, stop lying to yourself. You know that's what you will do.

@ Chat, you know me jare. LOL - let me leave in my fantasy land.

Wokeyim are you fine? Pls dont remove my head, i'm just askingn why a guy will date you for so long and you need pregnancy to make him marry you.

Radiant:

I have a feeling the poster is going through some shit she can't handle and is terribly disappointed/confused Forget marriage and go see a doctor. You don't have to prove anything to us but sort our your 'ish.

No be small thing with misinterpretations oh. Sister, please repeat urself, i didn't understand that. And why should i hide anything from nairaland. If i have problems, why won't i say it out loud and clear? E jo hold yaself there o.

@ davidylan
Did i quote my name when i said that. Mr., learn to read in between the lines

Chat2MeBac:

LOL, take it easy on my lawyer jare, I will be needing her to sue your ass if you think twice about leaving me with your baby for another woman, LOLOLOLOLOL,

Tell your lawyer to be realistic.
What if she was having some dry sex and love-vendor juice accidentally flows into her walls and she gets preggers. . . . .
Firstly, your lawyer is a deaconess in church. . . . . Would she abort or keep the baby??

j-girl:

Oh please - in your case, I am 1000% confident that you would get me pregnant just to trap me in 2 minutes. Hannibal, stop lying to yourself. You know that's what you will do.

Me?? Get u pregnant within 2 minutes??
Go and modify. . . . . . Jackal ain't a 2-min man and i aint talking VIAGRA.

Wokeyim:

No be small thing with misinterpretations oh. Sister, please repeat yourself, i didn't understand that. And why should i hide anything from nairaland. If i have problems, why won't i say it out loud and clear? E jo hold yaself there o.

@ davidylan
Did i quote my name when i said that. Mr., learn to read in between the lines

Don't worry about that. I'm a woman too and I know us very well. Say it loud and clear ke? Abeg don't let me spill my glass of milk

Wokeyim:

@ davidylan
Did i quote my name when i said that. Mr., learn to read in between the lines

all these girls with as much patience as a grain of mustard seed. Easy o.  

@Topic
It's quite uncalled for. _{why the desperation}

I may not be able to trap a man with A pregnancy

i think Three pregnancies will be enough

Radiant:

Don't worry about that. I'm a woman too and I know us very well. Say it loud and clear ke? Abeg don't let me spill my glass of milk

You know "Us"who and who? I am not in any thing with you pls. Find some other partner. Are u just spilling ur glass of milk? I thot u'll SPILL the beans about where and where we've been together?

Hmmmmm. . I tot women knew each other the best. . guess I was wrong!

Now that the poster got her answers, how can we block this thread, becuz it's getting more pathetic

Wokeyim:

You know "Us"who and who? I am not in any thing with you please. Find some other partner. Are u just spilling your glass of milk? I thot u'll SPILL the beans about where and where we've been together?

Any woman trying to trap a man with a preg can never be my friend. I don't do such friends. When I said "us" I meant women in general so stop getting worried that I'll report your intentions to your dude

The poster is full of contradictions. . .

Hi Radiant, am interested in being your friend!!
So tell me, what kind of friends do you do?

Wokeyim:

Hi Radiant, am interested in being your friend!!
So tell me, what kind of friends do you do?

Pls don't bore me

Wokeyim:

Hi Radiant, am interested in being your friend!!
So tell me, what kind of friends do you do?

Leave Rad alone o. . . .
She has only one pal here and thatz ME!!!!
If u wanna be her friend. . . . .u should come through me.

Oh, radiant. Pls bore me. I love being bored by good little girls like you.
Hannibal, how can i be Radiant's friend?

Wokeyim:

Oh, radiant. Please bore me. I love being bored by good little girls like you.
Hannibal, how can i be Radiant's friend?

LMAO! Jack, I leave the ball for you

Foolish woman. Don't go figure out your life and stop being a nuisance here with your stale tactic

@Radiant, be a dear friend to Hannibal and encourage him to come marry his babymama , 10 months of agony and still no bling to show for it jor, Life is NOT at all fair,


@Hannibal, what is "dry sex", hmmmm, We never did that one jare,