₦airaland Forum

Mastakija:
what happens when u die?

Do the dead send CVs?

FutureIsFemale:
Women can do anything for money?
Who sleeps with mentally ill people for money?
Who eats shits for money?
Who used their girlfriends for rituals for money sake?
Who bathes in the middle of the road for money?
Who visits babalawo for money?

Both genders commit atrocities.

Btw, don't tag me next time. Just make your posts. Your half-baked opinion is importantless.

If it's my own point of view, I feel it's illegal to arrest these people. These people should be killed at sight not arrested.

To be a fool is not a day's job.

Every year!

Is it true lawyers are buried faced down and seven feet instead of six? And why?

Is it because they turn the truth downside up?

Lalasticlala mynd44 dominque

APC is the worst government to happen to humans. See anyone who votes for them as enemies to humanity.

I don't hate him. Talking about favours from govt, I think it's everywhere. Nike also enjoys favours from America unlike other foreign companies in America.

Na jail na no bi palace.

Tinubu and his puppet.

Waiting for 2023.

Goat wey everybody dey manage, e reach Liverpool, dem use am do Sallah.

It depends on your location.


Mine is fast.

I don't even dare borrow. Their borrowed data finishes faster.

So bad. Living should be added to my CV asap.

Nonsense all for trend.

Cryer:
And what are you tagging the mods for,to push a post meant to mock women?

When our gender was raping and having sex with different animals you never created a post about it,now it's women una no want make we hear word again.
Make all of una go rest abeg,no be your papa she fvvk so why the fuss.

Oga breathe, you'll be fine. I don't mock reasonable people.

Rocktation, farano, lalasticlala, mynd44 dominque

I can't believe what I just read. Nigeria failed woefully.

dammywapes:
What are you doing now ? And did you invest the money ?

I bi no get sense then.

Now, after school, man's still hustling, chief.

Johel:
ARCANE is the best thing that ever happened to Netflix...nothing they will ever do will beat ARCANE.

I'll try to see it.

Tinubu is using the mindset of he owns Lagos to pursue Nigeria.

Lagos is his family business.

Nigeria isn't.

Wetin Chrisland no go see for news.

Let the countdown begin.

In my street, a CD was sold for about N1500 then. But we were allowed to rent for N100 and return with no scratch.

Then, producers will always use Osuofia or Ibu to warn against pirating the movie. Lol.

But my guy and I then always copied to our diskette and resold for N200...until we saved and bought a harddisk of 1tb then.

I'll carry my heavy Dell laptop everywhere I had a deal. Lol. I sold games, movies, and apps.


We were making up to N10k daily. We were big boys.

We even transferred to the phones of those who could afford a phone. We also flashed phones and all that.


Then we bought GameBoy and Playstation and set up a game house for N50 per match for a game less than 3 minutes. And their addiction makes one person pay up to N1k. Lol. We go home with over N15k daily. We were celebrities and all those girls with oversized blouses wanted us.


During that period of Nnnena, I made over N150k in a day then...cos I had the full movie so those who the suspense of the movie caught, and who were impatient bought it for N3000. Lol. I encrypted it so you can't share it. I sold other Soap Operas too.

In fact, people were always calling me for movies, games, and apps. People I transacted with introduced their friends since I encrypted most of my softwares with passwords, and the inability to share. That was my strategy.


The days of 2go too na so we go crack 2go remod...we no dey buy GoCredit again. We resold for N3k. Made over N500k. Lol

You see technology? Just be ahead of the current trend and you'll be making money.

Some people still do this business till today.

Just look at what one man stole. Imagine all these stolen sums are invested in Nigeria.

They don't even pay heavy taxes...dem for dey respect themselves.

It'll be difficult to bring Russia down due to sanctions.

The atmosphere reeks of failure. Failures wearing clean clothes.


I'll tell you a cheap truth...you see the movie Money Heist? It talks about Nigeria completely.

It talks about how every politician is covering up for one another for a common goal—to loot.

And those who know their deepest secrets are turned partners.


You see the Colonels? They are the godfathers who do evil and go scot-free. They will even frame you up and do whatever to maintain their reputation. These godfathers are the ones who decide what Nigeria has to become.


You see the Professor and gang? Those are their pawns. Of course, it's a scratch-my-back-I-scratch-yours thing.

You see those innocent soldiers excorting the gang of professor? Those are the zombies who have to do what their bosses tell them or they risk being deleted (emphasis on deleted). They can't complain.


You see those innocent policemen who know sth about the dark secrets? They cannot complain. Who'd they complain to? The ogas whose cockroaches under their cupboards had grown horns?

Yes, some will fall. Some won't. But the system will be twisted to accept only those who follow and vow not to reveal the secrets!


And that's why the heist happened twice. Because everyone of them will steal, steal, and steal, and get away with it. You know why? They have the system in their palms. That's why the system will remain that way forever. You can't win over the system; they will stage sth and win. They will use the public. They will use the media. You know why? You cannot do anything about it.


Ask yourself: who are those people who stole millions but they used death as coverups?


Money Heist is Nigeria today.

And that's why the Nigerian legal tender is the only currency showed in the intro. The movie isn't glorifying theft...it's showing you what happens in the capitalist society. It's showing you Nigeria without telling you.

And nobody is asking how a common governor got N100m?


That's to show you that Nigeria is a business for the rich.

Sergio103:
Welcome bro.
Can't forget that thread you asked a preacher "can you Godly give me a job" .

I am planning a new heist

Ya free to join. But you fit shoot??

I no wan somebody to pee when he hears a gunshot ooh

Bring it on, professor.

I'll take the name Spain.