₦airaland Forum

MsFaith:
If I hear say you chop the carton join

Cedarlivia:
You eat the box join Na wa o. Iwuzi oke (rat)?

Ike gwuru

SanityisofGod:
How far?

✌️

Na mumu dey watch naija car race.

Data search.

₦100k.

Two weeks.

No bi to run there kick their legs chop free red card?

Mi Account saved you chief. All the way to Nigeria Republic. Mehn.


May thieves never know good.

luizpippo:
I travelled from Kebbi to Ondo town just to serve as groomsman for my guy at his court wedding.

By the time we left the court, reception hall was already full and everyone has practically eaten to their fill, when we asked for food, the grooms sister abi na kinswoman was complaining, while others were muttering their words,I spark like electricity, told her there is no food she can give me there that can cover my TP to let alone fro, or the suit I got because of their family wedding, reminding her that if I am to feed with it, we (me and her) might not finish it in 3 days.

Lol.

You really provoke o

You had sex. What were you expecting?

You are not too old to father a child? You disgust me!

Flamees:
Kedu ka isi dee ihea onwe kpom n'okpuru?

Downloadia Gboard..switch to its Igbo keyboard.

Bluewitch:
To test the durability

How is durability tested?

illicit:
She has not grown into a woman yet

Wait ok

Be positive.

Omg!

Dbrawllm0098:
I attended a female coworker's wedding. She and the groom were both very young and very religious.

The father walks the bride down the aisle, and it looks like we're in for a beautiful ceremony. But once they arrive next to the groom, the father proceeds to give the groom a lecture on how he will now be responsible for the spiritual well being of the bride. How he (the father) has been her "spiritual leader" her whole life up to now, but the groom is taking over.

While giving this speech, the father managed to strike a terrifying figure, one of those, "You take care of my daughter or I will kill you" types, only the message was "If my daughter falls off her Christian path and ends up going to hell, I'm coming after you, buddy." The groom began to sob as he was being lectured, and it could not have been more awkward for the entire congregation. We watched the father speak as if the bride had no control over her own life, and cause the poor boy to spend the rest of his wedding red-eyed and runny-nosed.

The groom needs a headbutt. Small talk e don dey cry. Na anxiety?

PrinceofAgoAre:
All he said was my acct details. But i plan on just giving him my acct name nd acct number.

Give him those then. He cannot do nada.

God1000:
lol, it was due to Jonathan abysmal performance, buhari and APC capitalized on that.

Begin your campaign sha

God1000:
it was a honest mistake bro, it's time to correct it

Which is the mistake?

Nigeria or the popular political yenyenyen?

So to cut it short, after you stopped SIMPing you started having girls with higher standard?

Why is it always about girls? Can't you be redpill and just forget about women?


You swallowed the pill, now you brag of following high standard girls. Doesn't it inform you that you only became a high standard simp?

I hope it's not Dino Melaye I am seeing in this baby's face sha.

We've been hearing this every time. You guys recycle this singsong?

DenreleDave:
Make una no dey misspell my name... Na Denrele... The 'n' comes after DE, not after RE...

DENrele

Sorry, chief.

Hello,
What part of the acct details is he requesting?

Pigs' heart are used in Maryland to teach students about the structure of the human heart. And since it was the eleventh hour of saving the man's life, it is possible. I heard he survived over three days on it.

Science isn't that bad!

Science; nature's carbon copy.

BadNews:
See More Photos Via www.. com

M na-eti ụmụaka ihe o.

Sorry, you went to buy one packet of condom for what research??

Never be a zombie.

Nigeria let Nigeria happen to you.

See the people me and them dey share oxygen.

All he wants is the portfolio of once being a president.

I am concerned about his Vice...e bi like na him go complete the rulership.

If it is one country in Africa, they'd have started pointing accusing fingers at potential and existing enemies.

Congrat, Beatrice.

The small girl of yesterday!

siofra:
I'm telling you. All eyes on me. They had to pour some of them cold water to reset their brains. Later they will come online to insult Nigerian girls

Sorry o, the beautiful girl you are talking about, shebi it's not that person on your profile?

Anigreat:






Sharing food in cabals, if you no belong to a certain group no food for you.

They'll tell you no food but you'll see one stupid girl carrying chicken to another canopy.