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Politics › Re: Today Is Nigerian Armed Forces Remembrance Day 2022 by chatinent: 7:14am On Jan 15, 2022
May the dove agree to fly.
Politics › Re: 2023: Stop Threatening Others, Dialogue With North, South – Ohanaeze To Igbos by chatinent: 7:13am On Jan 15, 2022
The coercive amalgam of 1914 is our problem. People who didn't agree to be together were federated! How can there be peace?
Politics › Re: #flood Twitter With Buhari’s Achievements, APC Urges Supporters by chatinent: 7:11am On Jan 15, 2022
Yes, one big achievement is he banned Twitter out of pains.
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op): 7:09am On Jan 15, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool


D kind WEED wey I BLA dis EARLY MOMO 1:00am



D WEED strong die



I SWEAR DOWN



Na ONLY Tobi I de SEE 4 all ur write UP




Na ONLY Jah know how I take de type 4 phone



WTF MAN
You didn't bla no weed, huncle. I am not a prophet but you'll also deny it.
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op): 7:08am On Jan 15, 2022
Destiblack:
Life goes on bro, just part of the lessons of life. That was not a friend but an enemy who truly wanted to bring you down but God Stood for you
I have learnt many hard lessons and they taught me not to keep friends. I am okay being a one-man couple of friends.
Celebrities › Re: Ireti Osayemi Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by chatinent: 6:43am On Jan 15, 2022
Forty definitely looks superb on you.


Dear forty, be nice.
Properties › Re: ₦185M: 5 Bedroom Duplex For Sale In Lekki (Photos) by chatinent: 6:43am On Jan 15, 2022
These beautiful houses are best for reserved areas. Peep-through buildings around sha.
Properties › Re: ₦95M: 4 Bedrooms Detached Duplex For Sale In Ajah(Photos) by chatinent: 6:40am On Jan 15, 2022
Not bad.
Nairaland General › Re: Amaechi: A Man Without A Tribe, Religion, Ethnicity; A Proponent Of One Nigeria by chatinent: 6:37am On Jan 15, 2022
Cannot people learn to stop recycling people who have held political offices? Is it now they'll give what they couldn't give before? Aren't there other Nigerians?
Family › Re: Couple Welcome A Set Of Twins After Waiting For 10 Years by chatinent: 6:34am On Jan 15, 2022
God exists.


Believe.
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op): 10:13pm On Jan 14, 2022
Gurakel123:
[ grin grin How you con later pay them? quote author=chatinent post=109374941]Back in school days...

Called Tobi to tell me where he was. Tobi that I am calling didn't talk..next thing I see for my house na Tobi. Ha, baba I was just calling your phone you didn't receive the call...Tobi say make we go chill for one expensive club.

Honestly, I didn't know we would be “forming ” big boys. Tobi has a Camry...he bought when he was on.

As I see the name of the club...“Baba, I no hold shishi o,” I reminded Tobi. He assured me to “relax, no fear.”

We reached and I saw Tobi kind of secretly telling the waitress sth, and giving her sth too. What do I know? I sat down like a balloon.

Tobi came and told me he had a plan and he wanted to hook up with some more gees but he needed attention. Before you know what was supping, dorime don dey play. Eyes were on our table. What is happening here? I don dey see about six Hennessy XOs. As I wanted to tap Tobi for explanation, he whispered to me it was Eve (those sachet juice mixers like Nutri C). He bought the cola type.

To confirm, I opened it and tasted it. It was Eve. Two seconds, from make I piss I no see Tobi again. I wan also stand up go bathroom go find am, male waiter hold me say I go pay for the XOs. How can I pay for six XOs...when I didn't even finish one ..Eve for that matter? And I am seeing 600k. I was like I am coming let me piss. He no gree o. He said he saw me sipping it. I was like I wasn't the one who ordered it perhaps Tobi has sorted it out.

Waiter was like “who is Tobi please?” Before you can say Jack, dem don tear my vintage polo dey drag me o. I begged them to call sb. I call Tobi. Tobi responded: “please who is this?”

Well, in short, I used to think the incessant climax of Nollywood where people wash plates were false. Baba, you'll say what's there in washing plates. I tell you today, e get where you go wash plates reach, you spinal cord go hook.

Na me f up.


Please share yours.
cc: lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op):
anthonyuncle:
are you seriously serious?


what happened when you later saw tobi?
Till today, I have not seen Tobi till date. I only visit his wall timely and see his updates. He is in Liberia now.

But for his own good, make e remain there.
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op): 10:00pm On Jan 14, 2022
Gurakel123:
[ grin grin How you con later pay them? lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun
That year was a miserable one. They took my phone and started calling people I saved as “mom”, “dad” etc. When I heard sth like “your pikin is a yahoo boy..,” my heart missed many beats. Me wey no like my parents hear bad news about me.


Tears just dey flow plus they locked me in the washing center. Na so people dey take die. Na small thing dey cause depression.
Romance › Re: Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op): 9:56pm On Jan 14, 2022
Righteousness2:
Avoid that Moment now that you can.

This is why we are vocing out Day and Night that you repent From your Sins and make your ways Right with JESUS Now.

Because the Moment you Depart this Earth without JESUS Christ or the Trumpet Blast, and you Miss the Rapture! You will Halla!! Na me Mess up!
There is time for everything.


It becomes a disease when people don't understand that. Go straight to the point and advertise you need loyalists.
Romance › Share Your “ Na Me Fcck Up” Moments by chatinent(op):
Back in school days...

Called Tobi to tell me where he was. Tobi that I am calling didn't talk..next thing I see for my house na Tobi. Ha, baba I was just calling your phone you didn't receive the call...Tobi say make we go chill for one expensive club.

Honestly, I didn't know we would be “forming ” big boys. Tobi has a Camry...he bought when he was on.

As I see the name of the club...“Baba, I no hold shishi o,” I reminded Tobi. He assured me to “relax, no fear.”

We reached and I saw Tobi kind of secretly telling the waitress sth, and giving her sth too. What do I know? I sat down like a balloon.

Tobi came and told me he had a plan and he wanted to hook up with some more gees but he needed attention. Before you know what was supping, dorime don dey play with smoke everywhere plus dem use casket dey bring the drinks. Eyes were on our table. What is happening here? I don dey see about six Hennessy XOs. As I wanted to tap Tobi for explanation, he whispered to me it was Eve (those sachet juice mixers like Nutri C). He bought the cola type.

Normal normal nah, all those low-budget Ariana Grandes wey full Lekki don round table...with Tobi switching from thick Yoruba accent to wanna wanna, init init.


To confirm, I opened it and tasted it. It was Eve. Two seconds, from make I piss I no see Tobi again. I wan also stand up go bathroom go find am, male waiter hold me say I go pay for the XOs. How can I pay for six XOs...when I didn't even finish one ..Eve for that matter? And I am seeing 600k sth sth. I was like I am coming let me piss. He no gree o. He said he saw me sipping it. I was like I wasn't the one who ordered it perhaps Tobi has sorted it out.

Waiter was like “who is Tobi please?” Before you can say Jack, dem don tear my vintage polo dey drag me o. My voice don change already. Bouncers don pick me like cup. I begged them to let me call sb. I call Tobi. Tobi responded: “please who is this?” Only me just hang up in lachrymosity.

Well, in short, I use to think the incessant climax of Nollywood mOvies when people wash plates were false and outdated.

Baba, you'll say what's there in washing plates. I tell you today, e get where you go wash plates reach, and esp those nonsense small glass cups your full hand can't enter, your spinal cord go hook...and as a man, yes, as a man, you go dey cry like small pikin.

Na me f up.


Please share yours.
cc: lalasticlala mynd44 Dominque Seun
NYSC › Re: Corps Member Poses With The Car He Bought With his NYSC ''alawee by chatinent: 8:32pm On Jan 14, 2022
I feel you.


So far it moves, Benz is Benz.

Nack am black paint now make e stand gidigbam.
Romance › Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2022
Robnectar:
and no numberhuh
Please find sb else. I am not interested in back and forths.

Have a lovely day.
Sports › Re: AFCON 2021: Why Referee, Janny Sikazwe Stopped Tunisia Vs Mali Early by chatinent: 8:00am On Jan 14, 2022
Joeblazeochola:
This one na cover up. D man bet on mali to win d match, u knw d odd for mali to win? Guyman don cash out big tym! Hw much afcon wan pay am now compare to w8in im make one day. zambia man dehydrate kwa? na only him sun de beat?
Nah bro.

The uncle took mpurumiri.
Celebrities › Re: I Once Use Jaruma's Love Charm, But Her Childishness Is Unbearable - Oluwa Lagos by chatinent: 6:37am On Jan 14, 2022
Crossdressing is now the polished word for gayism.
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Disgraces Himself On Arise TV by chatinent: 6:33am On Jan 14, 2022
Chai
Romance › Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 6:30am On Jan 14, 2022
Robnectar:
basic info..... explain plz
Current location.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Questions Obi Cubana Over Alleged Drug Links by chatinent: 6:16am On Jan 14, 2022
There's always sth fishy about super rich people.
Romance › Re: Am Emotionally Down Right Now, What Should I Do? by chatinent: 6:04am On Jan 14, 2022
She was living in your house unmarried. I am not surprised.
Zealoy:
honestly pus*y is not my problem, if i need it i can just put a call to any of my babes, but what i miss is far more than that.
After seeing this, I think you may need more time to grow up to understand what relationship means.
Romance › Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 8:48pm On Jan 13, 2022
Robnectar:
bought the phone 40k newly and u want me to track it for 40k.... just a factory worker help me boss huh
Tracking is usually expensive, chief. Sometimes more expensive that the phone.

There are levels in tracking. If you want basic info, fine. I'll do ₦15k for you.
Romance › Re: Share Your Annoying Experiences In Weddings You Attended. by chatinent(op): 6:45pm On Jan 13, 2022
Robnectar:
boss are u goin to help me track the phone.... PLc help me abg huh
I shall if you agree with my charge.
Family › Re: I have these Cameras and DVR for sale by chatinent: 6:54am On Jan 13, 2022
Degunners:
I want to sell My Gen and home theatre please, to get part of the money for these loan apps.

The gen is lutian pure copper 3.5kv it has never been repaired apart from few servicing.

The home theatre is Sony with four tall speakers.
Hello,

What are their prices and your location?

By the way, understand that servicing is still repairing.
Christianity Etc › Re: Teenage Jehovah's Witness Dies After Refusing Blood by chatinent: 6:44am On Jan 13, 2022
Yes, it is based on religious reasons.
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Pay More For Petrol Subsidy As Oil Price Hits $85 Per Barrel by chatinent:
Overindependence on oil and no diversification of the economy should inform you that the Nigerian government don't have any plan for the Nigerian future. All they yearn to do is milk the country dry to its dregs...then to its marrow.

And during elections, all we see are recycled godfathers reconstesting...those who pull the strings of Nigerian affairs coming out again to finish what they started—loot!

What hope is there for the electorates? Nothing! They remain glued to the imaginery forever-never-coming promise of being the leaders of tomorrow. Their longing is a Monday joke! How can a person of today be deceived he shall become a leader of tomorrow while the leaders of yesterday are still clinging to the throne? Old un-useful men?


They keep such insincere aspiration in mind until greyheadedness becomes of them watching the same old ruin-ers of Nigeria feast on the remains of the World Most Populous black village. My grandfather may still be wishing to be a youth leader of tomorrow...who knows!


A thing of sorrow.

The electorates are nothing to write home about. Those at the top succeed every now and then to poison their minds so that disunity will ensure good administrative conveniences and loot made-easy for them....while their Mahatma-Gandhi-partisan e-warriors keep fighting themselves for them!

Pawns without subjects!

Pawns indeed. Nigeria is such a checkmated chessboard! A monopoly in scrambles.

Can a single person break a bunch of broom? No. It takes a group of people to do that. And that is where these politicians plot to destroy so the harvest will be great. One set of recycled old people have been ruling since Nigeria became Nigeria as though others are meant to be ruled. They've twisted the constitution so it keeps their lineage there forever.

Not all old people are wise. Nigeria has made me known some young foolish people also grew old.


Woe!
Politics › Re: FG: Twitter Has Given Us Access To Manage Online ‘Prohibited’ Contents by chatinent:
It doesn't mean we cannot still tell them directly the truth.

The Partner Support Portal provides a direct channel for government officials and Twitter staff to manage prohibited content that violates Twitter community rules.
Funny lots. No bi PMB violate their rules with genocidal tweets?


And who said Nigerians haven't been using Tweeter ever since?
On June 4, the Buhari administration through its Information Minister Lai Mohammed, announced the ban on Twitter, claiming it did so to stop subversive elements from using the networking site to undermine the cooperate existence of the nation.
They deleted the post of a threat and he dey para. I wondered if they deleted his account what will happen...as if na him open the app for them!

Dictatorship at its apogee.
Politics › Re: Twitter: Full Text By Inuwa Abdullahi Lifting The Suspension Of Twitter by chatinent: 6:07am On Jan 13, 2022
It doesn't mean Twitter wouldn't delete their next genocidal post.
The last one left them in painment that they had to take laws into their hands for a common citizen's personal biases.
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Celebrates Mother Rita On 47th Birthday (Photos) by chatinent: 5:41am On Jan 13, 2022
The family really needed money hence they had to marry the big man.

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